1. If you have children and/or young adults for whom you provide a smartphone, how many goddamned times have you had to pay for repair or replacement of said device and/or meet insurance deductibles for same?
2. In your opinion, how is it fucking possible that an otherwise intelligent and not completely irresponsible person could repeatedly lose/smash a device that he or she deems as necessary to his or her existence as astronauts regard a reliable source of breathable air?
3. Do you think it is possible to acquire a vintage mobile phone to serve a protective shell for an iPhone 7? I mean, it’s lasted all these decades! Other cases don’t seem to work — maybe that’ll do the fucking trick!
4. If you own a vehicle that is equipped with tire sensors, did that system work past 10K miles, or have you been resetting that annoying fucking invalid and apparently unfixable sensor fault message for the past 90K miles?
5. Do you believe automakers who incorporate technologies that routinely fail, such as tire sensors, should be obligated to turn off that feature rather than advising customers to reset the fucking message every time they start their car?
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