Perry just doesn’t have it. Romney just made him his bitch.
The whole cowboy boots and big swinging Texas dick thing doesn’t work unless there’s a lot of “aw shucks” and “yes ma’am behind it”.
Romney is such a transparent asshole, though, that if Cain realizes that it’s a dream about Tennessee and gets into the early states, I wonder if Romney can’t be beat.
Update. I hate Bachmann’s accent, I dig Perry’s though. Cain doesn’t have to drop every “g” goes he?
Update. This is so true:
When he’s talking, Ron Paul looks like a Disney character. Maybe something to do with Christmas or something.
Update. What happened to George Hamilton Beefheart? Is he even there?
Update. Okay, the fact we’ve got mostly solid or striped ties is great. But what is up with Bachmann’s Navy get up? I feel like I’m watching JAG.