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Saturday Evening Cartoons Open Thread

by Anne Laurie|  November 29, 20146:05 pm| 160 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Republican Stupidity, Republican Venality, Assholes

“We need to decide — what product comes across the border.” Two of the biggest cartoons in Congress flash their… philosophy for CNN:

Roma, Texas (CNN) — Michele Bachmann leapt out of a black SUV near a high cliff overlooking the Rio Grande, dashed to the edge of a boulder and scanned the river that divides her country from another.

It was a quiet Friday afternoon in this border town where immigrants routinely sneak across the river in inflatable rafts, climb a ravine and seek shelter in a local church. But at this moment, there was little more to see on the Mexican side than some fishermen casting rods and a few horses snacking near the river.

Today it’s dead,” said Bachmann, a Republican congresswoman from Minnesota, sounding disappointed.

She blamed the stillness on the presence of a hand-held CNN camera.

“I think it’s quiet because the cameras are here. Because more than anything, the criminal cartel worries about and fears the wrath of the American people,” Bachmann said. “They’re crooks, they’re villains, but they’re businessmen. And that’s why they fear the CNN cameras.”

She was joined by her friend, Iowa Republican Rep. Steve King, on a boulder above the river. The duo represent a coalition of House lawmakers who are staunchly opposed to any legislative action on immigration that would offer lawful status to immigrants living in the United States illegally. While they don’t hold much official sway in Washington—neither chair a congressional committee and Bachmann plans to exit Congress in January—they do play an outsized role in amplifying conservative messaging.

They are prolific fundraisers and enjoy widespread support among the GOP’s tea party base…

When asked about critics who argue a border-length fence would be costly and nearly impossible to build in entirety, King compared it to the Great Wall of China, a project intended to keep out invading armies that cost the lives of thousands of Chinese workers to build.

“There were plenty of Chinese left over,” King said….

Yeah, it would be funnier if King didn’t already have the potential 2016 GOP candidates lining up to kiss his… ‘kingmaker’ ring. And Citizens United paying for the feast.

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Apart from cheap antics, what’s on the agenda for the evening?

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College Football Open Thread

by John Cole|  November 29, 201412:05 pm| 181 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

Shawn and I hit the casino last night, and I lost about 60 bucks but it was fun to get out of the house for a while. Stopped and got some sushi on the way home, and no more wasabi for me after midnight. I had the weirdest damned dreams.

At any rate, go team!

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Saturday Morning Open Thread

by Anne Laurie|  November 29, 20145:51 am| 108 Comments

This post is in: C.R.E.A.M., Domestic Politics, Open Threads

#BlackFriday is a win/win: Some people enjoy shopping. Others enjoy looking down on those who do.

— Josiah Neeley (@jneeley78) November 28, 2014

Well, you knew someone would defend those shopppers. The Washington Post found Luke O’Neill:

The biggest movie in the country right now is “The Hunger Games: Mockingjay Part 1,” a film in which the ostentatiously wealthy people of Panem’s capital rule over the poorer districts from which tributes are selected each year to kill each other in a violent media spectacle. It’s a grotesque display in which the lives of the impoverished are offered up as entertainment for the comfortable.

It’s hard to see the film and not think of the way TV news has covered Black Friday. Consider the jocular hosts’ grinning affect as they relate news of brawls throughout the country in this clip from Fox & Friends First today, for example, or how numerous Web sites will round up the best brawl videos…

None of which is to say that resorting to violence over a discounted television or video game console is admirable, but it’s worthwhile to stop and consider just what it is that inspires such desperation in the first place. As in the world of Panem, an artificial scarcity is imposed from the top down — Wal-Mart, Target and so on — in order to whip the public into a frenzy of aspiration. The affluent media corporations are then complicit in the con, gorging themselves on advertising from the very stores raking in the sales revenue. And we, the advantaged, sit at home in front of our computers and tablets and phones, all of which we’ve already purchased at non-bargain prices, and delight in the spectacle.

“For what do we live, but to make sport for our neighbors, and laugh at them in our turn?”
— Jane Austen

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Apart from feeling superior (“same as every day, Pinky!”), what’s on the agenda as we start/continue the weekend?

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Late Night Long Read: “Why Sherman Was Right”

by Anne Laurie|  November 29, 201412:52 am| 69 Comments

This post is in: Fables Of The Reconstruction, Open Threads, War

Didn’t find a good window to drop this earlier, but given recent news, there’s probably not a rigid freshness date for a little anti-RWNJ rant. In Pando, the War Nerd at his finest:

KUWAIT CITY, Nov. 20th — There are times when the sheer ignorance and ingratitude of the American public makes you sick.

This week marks the 150th anniversary of Sherman’s March from Atlanta to the Sea, which set off on November 16, 1864—the most remarkable military campaign on the 19th century, the campaign which got Lincoln reelected, broke the back of the Confederacy, and slapped most of Dixie’s insane diehards into the realization they were defeated.

You’d think our newspaper of record, the New York Times, would find an appropriate way to mark the occasion, but the best the old Confederate-gray lady could come up with was a churlish, venomous little screed by an obscure neo-Confederate diehard named Phil Leigh. Leigh poses a stupid question: “Who Burned Atlanta?” and comes up with a stupider answer: “Sherman, that bad, bad man!”

Leigh actually thinks he’s fixing blame—blame!—for Sherman’s perfectly sensible, conventional action, the burning of a major rail center in his rear before setting out unsupported across enemy territory.

What next? Will the NYT dig up some crusty tenth-generation Tory sulking in the suburbs of Toronto to ask, “Who Killed All Those Innocent Redcoats on Bunker Hill?” Or a sob story by the Imperial Japanese Navy’s last surviving sailor asking, “Who Sank All Our Carriers?”

Leigh’s silly article could only work on totally ignorant readers, or on his fellow tenth-generation sulkers brooding about what went wrong circa 1863. And the funny side of that is that Sherman, more than anyone else in U.S. history, devoted his life to trying to slap these Dixie dreamers into waking up and thinking like grown-ups…

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Friday Evening Open Thread: Serial Drama

by Anne Laurie|  November 28, 20148:24 pm| 138 Comments

This post is in: Movies, Open Threads


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Understand that this might interest some of you, if only since some people regard picking through the leftovers as the best part of Turkey Weekend (/snark). Via NYMag:

… Picking up thirty years after Return of the Jedi left off, The Force Awakens brings back original stars Harrison Ford, Mark Hamill, and Carrie Fisher, though it falls to new additions like John Boyega, Daisy Ridley, Oscar Isaac, and Adam Driver to lead the series into the future (even if that future takes place a long time ago in a galaxy far away)…

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Speaking of serial drama, any good family sagas to share over the leftovers? What else is on the agenda as “we” wrap up Black Friday?

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Mid Afternoon Open Thread

by Soonergrunt|  November 28, 20144:25 pm| 199 Comments

This post is in: Cooking, Open Threads

I’m streaming the Navy-South Alabama football game for my Father-in-law through my phone to my TV.  He was an offensive lineman at the Naval Academy 1958-1962.  The rest of the family is shopping, and I’ve got the Christmas lights up.  Soonerwife, Soonerdaughter, and Grandma are out shopping right now.  Soonerson has a job at Best Buy, which he got home from last night at 2:30AM, and just left for a few minutes ago.  He’s working 4-midnight tonight.

When we cooked Thanksgiving dinner yesterday, we used the convection feature on our oven, and the 22-lb bird took 2 hours.  It came out juicy and tender.  We had 12 people here yesterday.  You’ll NEVER guess what we had for lunch today.

What have you all got going on today?

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This Should Brighten Your Day

by John Cole|  November 28, 201410:33 am| 171 Comments

This post is in: Excellent Links

This is pretty much the perfect story and really hits my sweet spot:

A man arguing with his wife and threatening to shoot a family dog early Tuesday accidentally shot himself in the face and died, Pinellas Park police said.

Paramedics tried to treat Dennis Eugene Emery, 57, but he was declared dead at the scene.

Authorities said Emery was arguing with his wife, Francisca, in their home at 5271 87th Ave. N about 6 a.m. Emery was upset because he could not find his lighter, police said.

He picked up a revolver and threatened to shoot the dog, pulling back the hammer on the gun to emphasize his threat, police said. Later, as he tried to release the hammer, the gun fired while Emery had it pointed at his face.

Emery has had 34 contacts with Pinellas Park police since 2012, the department said. He recently was arrested three times in six days: Oct. 12 for domestic battery; Oct. 15 on charges of aggravated assault and resisting arrest; and Oct. 17 on a charge of leaving the scene of a crash. Those cases were pending at the time of his death.

I’m struggling to see a downside to any of this.

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