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DeSantis transforming Florida into 1930s Germany with gators and theme parks.

Humiliatingly small and eclipsed by the derision of millions.

No offense, but this thread hasn’t been about you for quite a while.

Not all heroes wear capes.

The republican ‘Pastor’ of the House is an odious authoritarian little creep.

If ‘weird’ was the finish line, they ran through the tape and kept running.

Seems like a complicated subject, have you tried yelling at it?

When you’re in more danger from the IDF than from Russian shelling, that’s really bad.

Baby steps, because the Republican Party is full of angry babies.

If rights aren’t universal, they are privilege, not rights.

Washington Post Catch and Kill, not noticeably better than the Enquirer’s.

You are so fucked. Still, I wish you the best of luck.

Those who are easily outraged are easily manipulated.

These are not very smart people, and things got out of hand.

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Michigan is a great lesson for Dems everywhere: when you have power…use it!

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Long Read: “Rand Paul’s 2020 Vision”

by Anne Laurie|  October 22, 201412:31 am| 55 Comments

This post is in: Excellent Links, Glibertarianism, Republican Venality, Assholes

Some of us were wondering, over the weekend, exactly what audience Rand Paul had in mind. Adele M. Stan, in The American Prospect, has her own theory:

… If a Rand Paul presidential nomination by the Republican Party seems preposterous, says historian and former Republican Party official Tanya Melich, think back to 1964. At that time, Melich was a recent college graduate and former member of the Young Republicans, a group rooted on college campuses and ultimately taken over by supporters of Senator Barry Goldwater of Arizona, who improbably grabbed the Republican nomination out from under the feet of New York Governor Nelson Rockefeller, largely through the grassroots organizing of young conservatives. At the time, Melich said, she was covering the movement for ABC News, and “it became very clear that these Young Republican Goldwater people were really sharp,” she said in a telephone interview from her New York City home. “They knew how to organize.”

For the past two presidential election cycles, and ever since, the Paul organization has focused on campus organizing, building lists of young people excited by both father and son’s talk of liberty, and promise of freedom from foreign entanglements.

For liberals, Goldwater often fills the role of punch line, given his landslide loss to President Lyndon B. Johnson. Sure, Goldwater was routed, but his campaign brought together the minds and builders of a movement that became known as the New Right, a movement that went on to create the religious right, elect Ronald Reagan president, and set the nation on a rightward course for decades. It all began with a longshot candidacy, a quirky candidate, and a horde of highly motivated young people. Surely Rand Paul has read that script.

Win or lose, Rand Paul’s aim is to re-create the GOP in his own image, infused with the vigor of his young followers and committed to a radical dismantling of the federal government as well as an even more radical devolution to the states’ rights philosophy of the old Confederacy—not to mention disengagement from the world. This movement, if successful, could alter the party for years to come. And the old, neoconservative Republican Party establishment may never see it coming…

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World Series Open Thread

by Betty Cracker|  October 21, 20148:15 pm| 94 Comments

This post is in: Sports

I was finding it hard to give a shit about this series until I learned that former Ray James Shields was pitching for the Royals. So let’s go Royals!

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Tuesday Evening Open Thread: Shut Up, Dave

by Anne Laurie|  October 21, 20147:09 pm| 95 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Republican Stupidity, Republican Venality, Assholes

Marc Thiessen is worried about Ebola you guys pic.twitter.com/b1BB2ymEtA

— daveweigel (@daveweigel) October 21, 2014

Mark Thiessen, former speechwriter for George W. Bush and Donald Rumsfeld, is very worried! From the NYTimes, this morning:

… Ebola has dominated the news this month.

But it’s still not the No. 1. concern among Americans, according to a Gallup survey released Tuesday, although viral fears have cracked the top 10. About 5 percent of respondents said Ebola was their top concern (tied with education and the Islamic State).

The findings raise questions of how effective Ebola and the threat from the Islamic State will be as campaign issues when voters head to the polls in two weeks.

Ebola ranks sixth on the list of concerns, with the old standbys — the economy (17 percent), government dissatisfaction (16 percent) and unemployment (10 percent) — as the top three, according to Gallup…

Real-life CDC notice: pic.twitter.com/qSFj5eURi6

— daveweigel (@daveweigel) October 21, 2014

And here I was, wondering if Thiessen would like a chlorox chaser with his nice cool glass of STFU.
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Apart from marveling at the persistent malignity of certain primitive life forms, what’s on the agenda for the evening?

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Tapped Out

by Betty Cracker|  October 21, 20145:39 pm| 85 Comments

This post is in: Domestic Politics, Election 2014, Politics, Republican Stupidity, Assholes, Both Sides Do It!, General Stupidity, Our Failed Media Experiment

So there’s another gubernatorial debate tonight here in Florida. Jake Tapper is the moderator, god help us. I know some of y’all like Tapper. I think he’s a supercilious prick and yet another tiresome songster in Brother David Broder’s Both Sides Do It Tabernacle Choir.

I first noticed these traits in Tapper when he supposedly busted then-Senator Obama for smoking after Obama said he had quit:

As any close friend or family member can attest, I have an unusually keen sense of smell and immediately I smelled cigarette smoke on Obama. Frankly, he reeked of cigarettes…

It’s not a big deal in the scheme of things — the war on Iraq, a major economic crisis — indeed, it’s miniscule. Hardly worth mentioning.

Except that I don’t like feeling that I wasn’t being dealt with honestly. And as much as citizens who are suspect of the media might scoff at such a notion, many of us consider ourselves to be your representatives to help make sure our leaders are telling us the truth, and leading the country down a path we as a nation are confident is the right one. (Corny, I know.)

No, “corny” isn’t the right word. In the context of the then-ending Bush era and unfolding global catastrophes, making an issue of a candidate sneaking a butt fell somewhere between “self-righteous nanny” and “psychopath.”

So you could say I don’t have high hopes for tonight’s debate. I expect Tapper to focus on stupid shit like fans and flip-flopping rather than delving into the heavy-duty corruption and other shenanigans we’ve endured in Florida since 2010. But maybe he’ll surprise me.

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The Passing of Australia’s Labor Lion

by Betty Cracker|  October 21, 20142:28 pm| 116 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, RIP

Whitlam1955Gough Whitlam, who served as Prime Minister of Australia from 1972 to 1975, has died at age 98. Being a typical navel-gazing American, I didn’t know about him until a “constant reader” who prefers to remain anonymous brought him to my attention.

But Prime Minister Whitlam is credited with an amazing list of achievements for Australians, including the establishment of universal healthcare, free college tuition, promotion of women’s and minorities’ rights, abolition of the death penalty, ending Australia’s participation in the Vietnam War, protecting the environment and lowering the voting age to 18.

Did I mention he served as Prime Minister for only a few years? Astonishing! Rest in peace, Prime Minister Whitlam.

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Important Book Announcement

by @heymistermix.com|  October 21, 201411:16 am| 120 Comments

This post is in: Shitheads

all_things_possible_and_I_didnt_do_them I just received a press release for this book (click to embiggen), and I’m sure you’re all going to want to buy copies for friends, family and loved ones. From the email:

In what the New York Times described as “an insightful coming-of-age political autobiography”, New York Governor Andrew Cuomo reflects on his rise, humiliating fall, and surprising comeback in politics. In a series of compelling, behind-the-scenes stories, he recounts his dramatic personal and political setbacks, how he overcame them when he was written off, and reveals what he’s learned about effective political leadership that enabled him to enact marriage equality, gun safety, and balanced budgets.

The “humiliating fall” was a loss in the Democratic gubernatorial primary in 2002, where he withdrew after saying something stupid. Judging from this blurb, you’d think that, after that devastating setback, our plucky hero–a man born in poverty, raised by his single mother, and given no advantages in life–picked himself up, dusted himself off and valiantly worked to achieve the success he enjoys today. As if, motherfucker.

If any of you wonder whether this delusional, tone-deaf splitter is going to run for President, wonder no more. Why else would Mario’s kid hire a ghostwriter to turn his silver spoon, born-on-third-base life into a saga of hard work and redemption?

Open thread because this pile of steaming horseshit doesn’t deserve a thread to itself.

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He Didn’t Know the Gun Was Loaded

by @heymistermix.com|  October 21, 20149:24 am| 54 Comments

This post is in: Assholes

Randy Credico, professional crank, says he saw NY AG Eric Schneiderman snorting coke at a Drinking Liberally event in 2005. Now that Schneiderman and others at the party are calling bullshit, his reply is one for the ages:

Speaking from Mexico, Credico repeated to Capital that he saw Schneiderman use the drugs in a basement room. Credico, a drug reform advocate, has been hinting at Schneiderman’s drug use for months on Twitter, angered by Schneiderman’s involvement in busting up drug rings.

But Credico never expected to make the papers, and said the issue—being seized upon by Republicans—has been blown “way out of proportion.”

“I didn’t know this was going to be in [the paper],” said Credico, a regular guest on Dicker’s radio show, “Live from the State Capitol.” “I’m not going to deal with the press for a long time after today.”

(via Atrios)

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