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COVID-19 Coronavirus Update (Domestic) – Monday/Tuesday, March 9/10

by Anne Laurie|  March 10, 20204:56 am| 35 Comments

This post is in: COVID-19, Free Markets Solve Everything, Healthcare, World's Best Healthcare (If You Can Afford It)

And here we thought alcohol killed viruses…

Boston cancels St. Patrick's Day parade https://t.co/iUn6xitsqI

— Adam Gaffin (@universalhub) March 9, 2020


(So has Ireland, but TBH Paddy’s Day parades are a recent, mostly tourism-based event in the Auld Sod. They’ve been a massive fixture here in Boston, and later NYC, since the 1700s. They started as a form of political protest — like a precursor of the Black Lives Matter marches.)

Speaking of public clownshows…

Not only does the CDC not update its coronavirus stats on weekends–they only update it once a day at noon on weekdays! https://t.co/Ej2lI90iVl

— Lindsay Beyerstein (@beyerstein) March 9, 2020


Since I’ve been doing this seven days a week, and update right around close-of-business hours for Asia, arguably Balloon Juice is doing a better coverage job than the Trump admin allows the CDC. Blessed!

The word, Chinese, does not appear on this website. The coronavirus in question is called #COVID19 . https://t.co/tzQVVRSolU

— Michael McFaul (@McFaul) March 10, 2020

The fact that the press all called the 1912 flu outbreak "the Spanish flu" actively helped the virus spread

It meant that months after its origin was no longer relevant people kept being hypervigilant about travel and shipping from Spain and misallocating their resources https://t.co/WcMQixqbd2

— Arthur Chu (@arthur_affect) March 9, 2020

Oh boy: The Trump Administration Is Stalling an Intel Report That Warns the U.S. Isn’t Ready for a Global Pandemic https://t.co/TpbynAHR3v

— Laura Walker ??????? ?????????????? (@LauraWalkerKC) March 10, 2020

This right here is exactly why I am concerned about the US failure to roll out widespread #coronavirus testing. If there is a political need to have low #COVID19 case numbers and testing is intentionally limited, the results for public health could be catastrophic. https://t.co/OzJgHZILz8

— Dr. Angela Rasmussen (@angie_rasmussen) March 9, 2020

NEW: Because we can’t get a straight answer from the Trump Administration, I have checked with lab companies.

The best estimate is it will be 8 weeks before we have all the nationwide testing we need.

— Andy Slavitt (@ASlavitt) March 9, 2020

Thinking back on outbreaks I've reported on (H5N1, anthrax, West Nile, SARS, H1N1, Ebola) and how different it felt that public health and the White House were aligned.
Then remembered AIDS and Reagan.
Suddenly realized why @gregggonsalves' voice is SO valuable right now.

— Maryn McKenna (@marynmck) March 9, 2020

Trump is total meltdown. He told aides he thinks journalists want to get coronavirus on purpose to spread it to him on Air Force One. My latest:https://t.co/TTpT6sdnHS

— Gabriel Sherman (@gabrielsherman) March 9, 2020

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Late Night Horrorshow Open Thread: PopCult Celebrity

by Anne Laurie|  March 9, 202011:33 pm| 135 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Decline and Fall

Nero is being recognized more and more these days.

Except by him. pic.twitter.com/roKJyajibh

— Joanne Freeman (@jbf1755) March 8, 2020

The Senate had an opportunity to remove this President from office, and every Republican but one declined. pic.twitter.com/bK9cl6H1nr

— southpaw (@nycsouthpaw) March 8, 2020

ETA, per TPM (h/t multiple commentors):

… But for QAnon followers, the second half of the caption speaks to a central narrative in the conspiracy theory, which is based on years of cryptic online posts from an anonymous self-purported insider whose legion of fans pore over the posts like Talmudic scholars.

Trump, the theory posits, is engaged in a behind-the-scenes war against evil forces intent on his destruction. The unknown “Q” has used the phrase in several unsigned, largely inscrutable missives.
The phrase is meant to convey that mass arrests and a “great awakening” are inevitable no matter what the “deep state” or mainstream media do, said Travis View, co-host of the “QAnon Anonymous” podcast.

“It’s very fatalist,” View said…

So I guess the rest of us are left hoping for Heaven’s Gate, as opposed to Jonestown, climax for the cultists.
 

treat for you: open this tweet and see who the quote is about and die instantly https://t.co/Wq33ERuBTq

— steel reinforced hunter h (@HRETNUH) March 5, 2020

You have been warned…

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America Is In a Uniquely Bad Position to Handle Epidemics Like This

by John Cole|  March 9, 202010:21 pm| 129 Comments

This post is in: World's Best Healthcare (If You Can Afford It)

Me, less than 24 hours ago:

I sorta feel like we’ve already passed the tipping point in containing the virus. It’s widespread enough that it is in so many places in people who do not know it. Next week is going to be wild.

— John Cole (@Johngcole) March 9, 2020

This morning:

Surgeon General Jerome Adams: "Initially, we had a posture of containment, so that we could give people time to prepare for where we are right now. Now we're shifting into a mitigation phase."

— Aaron Blake (@AaronBlake) March 8, 2020

It’s not that I am particularly bright and figured this out before anyone else, it’s that it should be obvious to everyone that we are just uniquely ill-prepared for just this sort of crisis. My first thought when I read that China was locking down entire cities and provinces was “Hope it works because if it gets here we’re screwed.” And that would be the case even if King Joffrey Baratheon wasn’t President and preoccupied with pulling the wings off butterflies and torturing small animals.

Most of the reasons are systemic, but there are some cultural ones, as well. The cultural ones are obvious- we pride ourselves on being “free,” regardless how true that is (we’re “free,” as long as you go to work, and pay the mortgage, and have health insurance, and on and on), so there is no Mayor, Governor, or elected official in America who is going to lock down a damned town, much less entire states. Not to mention, it’s debatable how effective that would be because viruses don’t respect borders, although it would not surprise me to see Trump use the virus as another excuse for his border wall.

Additionally, we also pride ourselves on being individuals, so the whole concept of collective action does not come easy to us. That’s not to say we don’t come together in the aftermath of a tragedy like a flood or hurricane, but that is AFTER the fact. Even then there are still more than enough jackasses who decide they can ride out the storm and those who are physically unable to leave, and that alone stresses the system. I often wonder if World War II happened today, would we be able to pull our shit together again and deal with rationing? I have my doubts.

BUT BUT INNOVATION, you say! Free markets! Innovation comes after the fact, and I hate to break it to you, but innovation doesn’t happen only here. In fact, with us moving towards the MBA model of short term profit, more often than not actual innovation is happening elsewhere in the world.

The structural reasons are all pretty obvious if you think about it, too. Medical care in the United States is a barely functional patchwork of different providers If you have money and insurance and until recently did not have a pre-existing condition, if you don’t have money, it isn’t functional at all. World’s best healthcare, my ass. So there is no centralized authority with a flat structure to administer health care, and even if there were, not everyone has access to health care to begin with.

On top of that, and due mostly to that, we are utter shit at preventative medicine. Having access to medical care for everyone in the population increases not only quality of life, but lifespans, because the citizenry and the medical professionals can focus on fixing people who are broken and then work to get them to stay that way. People live longer, healthier lives in countries with full coverage. It’s that simple. All countries are to some degree reactive, but we are particularly so, here. I mean, fer fuck’s sake, someone briefly mentioned discussing end of life care before you were one foot in the grave with the other on a banana peel and the country freaked the fuck out screaming about death panels for five years.

So you have a country which has medical care determined by profit, so there is no fat in the system to deal with a huge and immediate surge, an unhealthier population who even if they have medical coverage are loathe to use it because we are penalized for doing so (to keep costs down- *GIGGLE*), a sicker population more susceptible to severe consequences from something like coronavirus, a population less likely to work together to stop the spread, and,because there basically is no social safety net, unable to stay home from work because if they do they lose the house and the kids go hungry, and basically you have a 350 million man petri dish just waiting to explode. Once the virus got here, we were pretty much fucked regardless.

This differs from something like Ebola, btw, in that it is easy to contain people who might have been exposed to it than corona because the places you can get exposed are much broader, and you generally KNOW if you are exposed to Ebola early on. Corona was probably on its way around the globe as Asia was closing its doors.

I guess what waits to be seen is how we handle the mitigation. Probably our only chance is have a lot of luck and to throw money at it so that people are incentivized to provide the care or seek the care they need. Throw a dollar sign handling it, and we might make it.

Obviously I am not a professional, and these are just my thoughts, so if I am wrong, please fill me in. I know David probably has a lot to add that will clarify, correct, and/or expand on what I have written.

Bonus- read Shock Doctrine and keep your eye on what the fuckers are going to do during this crisis, because you know they will be up to something while we are distracted.

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Reality eventually wins

by David Anderson|  March 9, 20205:15 pm| 325 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

Officials at NOAA were "sick" and "flabbergasted" about how the agency handled the fallout of President Trump's comments about Hurricane Dorian last year, newly released internal emails show. https://t.co/QqKxBcKu3n

— NBC News (@NBCNews) February 3, 2020

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Rosie Update

by John Cole|  March 9, 20204:54 pm| 51 Comments

This post is in: Pet Blogging

Rosie has been under the weather lately, with some vomiting and a lot of water drinking the past few days, so I took her to the vet today for some bloodwork. While we were there, they asked me a bunch of questions about her behavior, and I had to have a candid talk about Rosie.

Unlike Thurston and Lily, Rosie is very difficult to gauge whether or not she is feeling well, because she is such a bitch. Thurston and Lily like to cuddle, want to be on my lap, etc. Rosie just saunters around the house chugging haterade. And I don’t say this in a mean way, or to denigrate Rosie- I found her abandoned in the woods, it was clear she was abused, she has hip pain, and she’s just snarly. That doesn’t mean she is a bad dog or an unhappy dog, just that she is feisty and her own damned boss. She’ll bite me if I walk to close to her because she was probably kicked in the past, she doesn’t sleep in the bed anymore because she bit me so much in the middle of the night, she’ll bite me if I try to pick her up, and it’s 50/50 is she bites me when I go to put on her leash. They’re not hard bites, and the snarling is much scarier, but she doesn’t break the skin or hurt. Just a shot across the bow.

If she were a person she would just walk around the house scowling and when you make eye contact blurt out “WHATEVER ASSHOLE.” And again, I am ok with this. She’s not a bad dog, and she LOVES LOVES LOVES Tammy and my dad, and she likes treats and to go out and to sleep, so she is happy, she’s just not gonna win any Miss Charming awards. I know this is weird and hard for some people to understand, but while she is a “pet,” she is a living being with her own history and her own feelings and the two of us get along pretty well, considering. Not all dogs are gonna be your goofy, cuddly golden retriever.

So when they asked me all these questions, all I could really tell them is “she’s puked a couple times and is drinking lots of water.” The good news is, we ran some blood tests, and all she has is some minor pancreatitis. Basically, this boils down to her needing special food and some different pain meds, and we will continue on co-existing with the occasional side-eye as we pass each other in the house. Rosie is gonna keep on being her bad ass self for a little while longer.

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I hear music in the air

by DougJ|  March 9, 20203:32 pm| 99 Comments

This post is in: C.R.E.A.M., Political Fundraising

The other day I was driving back from daycare and James Taylor’s “Mexico” came on. At the very end when he’s doodling around he says “in a honky tonk down in Mexico”, referencing the Coasters’ classic.

It got me thinking…what is your favorite shout out to another song within a song? I’ll have to go with the reference to Sister Rosetta Tharpe’s “Up Above my Head” in the Tramps’ “Disco Inferno. What’s your favorite.

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The United States in May 2020, Let Alone November 2020, Will Be Unrecognizable From the United States of January and February 2020

by Adam L Silverman|  March 9, 20202:59 pm| 173 Comments

This post is in: America, COVID-19, Domestic Politics, Economics, Education, Election 2020, Foreign Affairs, Healthcare, Open Threads, Politics, Silverman on Security

As a result of the novel Coronavirus and COVID-19, as well as the President’s and his administration’s failure to competently respond to it,  the United States of May 2020, let alone November 2020, will be unrecognizable from the United States of January and February 2020.The novel Coronavirus and COVID-19 is going to scramble American politics, society, and economics. And possibly religion when someone who is not-Catholic and pregnant goes into a Catholic hospital because it’s the only health facility available and dies from Coronavirus because she can’t get an abortion. I’m not sure what the US will be come June, let alone November, but it is going to be unrecognizable to the US of the past two months.

Speaker Pelosi and Minority Leader Schumer have demanded that the President include a relief package for Americans who may become infected with COVID-19, become caretakers for those who do, and/or lose their employment or small businesses as a result of the novel Coronavirus. This includes paid sick leave and expanded unemployment assistance to keep dollars flowing so that Americans can pay their bills, which will also keep liquidity in the economy. NY Governor Andrew Cuomo has announced that he is going to submit a bill to the NY state legislature to provide paid sick leave to New Yorkers who are quarantined. I expect that as the novel Coronavirus spreads and the number of COVID-19 infections increase, that we’ll see more Democratic led states take similar action to what Governor Cuomo is undertaking and what Speaker Pelosi and Senator Schumer are calling for. I expect that most Republican led states, especially in the deep south (old Confederacy) and the border states that have been colonized by neo-Confederates will not. They’ll scream for Federal assistance and then do what they always do when it comes in – use it to plug other budgetary holes by creating a series of means and administrative tests that make it almost impossible for anyone to qualify.

But other changes are coming as well. One of the most difficult problem that universities have had in trying to do distance education is getting it to scale. As well as to overcome the real differences in effects between having in person access to the faculty in the classroom versus virtual access in a virtual classroom. As more universities and colleges transition to a virtual model to prevent transmission, I expect that we will see pressure build to maintain this transition once the crisis passes. And that pressure will come from administrators, boards of trustees, and state legislators for public universities as it will be cheaper. There will also be calls to maintain more of this capacity because it would open up opportunities for students who can’t afford the campus experience of tuition, fees, room, and board, but could afford a remote education. And this will eventually trickle down to high schools. I grew up on a university campus, have advanced degrees in four disciplines, and am now a recovering academic, so I can honestly say that if there is a way for money to be made by a university without having to pay for tenured faculty, administrators will support it.

You’re also going to see an increase in self directed social distancing. People will change their behavior regarding going to restaurants as they aren’t going to want to risk having someone they don’t know and can’t see preparing and handling their food and drinks. You’re going to see a similar issue at the grocery store as people are going to start avoiding the deli counter, the butcher and seafood counters, and the deli because they just are not going to risk having these products handled even by people in gloves and hair nets. Concerts, sporting events, religious services, and other group social events are going to be effected. Several sporting events have already announced that they will be played, but without onsite spectators. Japan is considering this for the upcoming summer Olympics. I have no idea what the Qataris are considering for the World Cup next year, but they are so far behind as it is, that who knows what they’re going to do.

The airline industry, the cruise ship industry, the travel and hospitality industries in general – all of them are going to go through serious upheaval. As will the nursing home, assisted living, and long term elder care industries. Risks of infections are always a threat in these facilities because the populations are those at highest risks. But now you’ve got people in Kirkland, WA screaming that their parents and grandparents are being sentenced to death because they’ve been quarantined in the nursing home that is suffering the outbreak. You’re going to see a similar problem in prisons and jails. Basically any place that people are housed for extended periods are going to be at risk for an outbreak. And the effects of an outbreak are going to force changes and reforms.

And we’re going to get a real time experiment of just how well or poorly the national, state, and local public health systems work when they are consistently underfunded or defunded. As well as whether a for profit health insurance and health care system can actually do what it has long claimed it can do: more effectively and efficiently provide care than governmental based system in the US could. I have my doubts, but Anderson is the man to keep us apprised of this.

By the time the election rolls around in November 2020, the United States is going to be a very different country – state, society, and economy – than it is today and has been for the first two months of 2020. The Democratic National Committee is already making plans for a virtual nominating convention. I doubt the Republican National Committee will because the President wants to have his spectacle, which is why he has made it clear they are going to keep doing rallies despite the negative follow on effects from CPAC. Pressure will build to make rapid changes to state election laws to either extend vote by mail/absentee voting for the November 2020 general election or go to complete vote by mail/absentee voting for it.

Anyone who tells you they know what is going to happen – politically, socially/societally, economically – between now and November 2020 other than the obvious of a widespread novel Coronavirus and COVID-19 outbreak and epidemic and the resultant political, social, and economic disruptions is talking out of their tuchas. All of the pressure and stress that builds up as a result of what is happening could provide the opportunity for the US to move in a far better direction in terms of social insurance; health care funding, access, and coverage; and sound social safety nets. Or it could provide the opportunity for even more regressive and reactionary policies and practices. Either way, a lot is going to change. How much and in which direction are the outstanding questions.

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