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They spent the last eight months firing professionals and replacing them with ideologues.

A tremendous foreign policy asset… to all of our adversaries.

Historically it was a little unusual for the president to be an incoherent babbling moron.

You know he’s going to shit a cat.

Republicans got rid of McCarthy. Democrats chose not to save him.

When you’re a Republican, they let you do it.

The worst democrat is better than the best republican.

I’ve spoken to my cat about this, but it doesn’t seem to do any good.

With all due respect and assumptions of good faith, please fuck off into the sun.

Republicans: The threats are dire, but my tickets are non-refundable!

Giving in to doom is how authoritarians win.

The republican ‘Pastor’ of the House is an odious authoritarian little creep.

Too often we hand the biggest microphones to the cynics and the critics who delight in declaring failure.

Whatever happens next week, the fight doesn’t end.

The real work of an opposition party is to oppose.

You would normally have to try pretty hard to self-incriminate this badly.

Republicans: slavery is when you own me. freedom is when I own you.

Come on, man.

America is going up in flames. The NYTimes fawns over MAGA celebrities. No longer a real newspaper.

You can’t attract Republican voters. You can only out organize them.

Let me eat cake. The rest of you could stand to lose some weight, frankly.

The press swings at every pitch, we don’t have to.

“Until such time as the world ends, we will act as though it intends to spin on.”

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Late Night Open Thread: Call It the Betty Cracker Amendment

by Anne Laurie|  November 19, 202011:59 pm| 78 Comments

This post is in: GOP Death Cult, Information Warfare, Republican Stupidity, Republicans in Disarray!, Trump Crime Cartel, Schadenfreude

The Twitter warning labels are getting better. pic.twitter.com/1kD7JTd8OJ

— Mig Greengard (@chessninja) November 16, 2020

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On The Road – JanieM – Fall Color, Part II

by WaterGirl|  November 19, 202010:00 pm| 24 Comments

This post is in: Fall Colors, On The Road, On The Road After Dark, Photo Blogging

JanieM

This set includes a few from places outside Maine.

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On The Road - JanieM - Fall Color, Part II 7
Kingsville, Ohio

Driving east along the rim of the gulf of the Ashtabula River. Just after I stopped to take this picture I passed a house for sale with a sign that said “Open House Today.” The road was so beautiful, I almost stopped. But I did my eighteen years in Ohio, and though I love going back to see my family, I’m a New Englander now. I won’t say “Mainer” – there’s a rumor that you have to have been born here to claim that title.

What I Think

by Cheryl Rofer|  November 19, 20207:24 pm| 324 Comments

This post is in: Election 2020, Trumpery

Right now, the experts I follow on Twitter seem equally divided among

  • Coup coup coup with a response of no, it’s an autogolpe
  • They look like clowns but they are damaging the country
  • Eat drink and be merry for tomorrow we die

There are also some more or less rational attempts to look at deadlines and the actual intentions of the various state officials.

I try to stick with the last, and what I see there is that the election will be decided fairly. With a few exceptions, like those two in Michigan, election officials and secretaries of state are doing their jobs with integrity.

Ignoring today’s clown show (what kind of hair dye dissolves in sweat? Shoe polish?), the courts are doing their job. The Trumpies are something like 1 – 30, and the one was solely on procedure.

With every unit that confirms the election results, the Trumpies have one fewer avenue to pursue. Events are closing in on them. Republican legislators in several of the swing states have stated they have no intention to go against the will of the voters.

Trump is following one of his customary gambits: sue and sue and sue until the other party runs out of money. His presidency has, in effect, been the infliction of an abuser on the country, and we are reacting to that. We are extremely sensitive to his actions, and we would just like them to stop. This is the end of the abuse, and Trump is reacting as abusers do. He can’t sue the American public, but he will try to keep the punishment going.

The legal fight is going against Trump.

The bureaucracy (with the sad exception of Emily Murphy) is standing on the side of law and order.

An article in Politico this morning said that Biden’s organization will ramp up public opinion for starting the transition. And, sure enough, the Chamber of Commerce and National Association of Manufacturers, good Republican organizations, called today for the certification of the transition. I suspect we will see more calls with every day that passes. The purpose is to pressure Republican members of Congress to pressure Trump.

I’m not fond of predictions, but it’s hard for me to see how Trump is doing himself any favors with any but the most extreme members of his party, perhaps 10% of the population. He will hurt Republican chances in the Georgia senate elections.

The Republican members of Congress who are sticking with him (most of them) should be shunned by all decent people. This whole business is making me think about the virtues of the practice of shunning. We have only one party now that wants to govern the country. We will have to deal with that.

For now, there is so much crazy that it’s hard to think about how things should be. Joe Biden has had literally thousands of people thinking about that since the spring, and he has plans. He is not allowing Trump to derail those plans.

We need to start the transition ASAP, but so far the consequences are not as dire as some make them out to be. Biden’s people have experience in government, and he’s got all those plans. The transition teams are probably focusing on what they can: mainly personnel choices. What they will learn when they have access to the civil servants in the agencies, who want to do a good job, is exactly how broken things are. That is the basis from which they will have to start.

The progress on the logistics of getting a vaccine produced and distributed is probably the most important area in which the transition teams need to be involved. But even there, it’s likely changes will need to be made.

So I see this period as something to be gotten through with my sanity intact, which means not getting involved in whether it’s a coup or an autogolpe or which Michigan official is more likely to break under Trump’s pressure. I’m pulling back to look at the bigger picture, and that looks like the country will get through this. If you feel like you need to do something, help campaign in Georgia or call your Republican members of Congress and tell them what you think.

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GOP Venality Open Thread: Emily Murphy & the Misery of the Mid-Level Death Cult Careerist

by Anne Laurie|  November 19, 20206:06 pm| 116 Comments

This post is in: C.R.E.A.M., GOP Death Cult, Open Threads, Republican Venality

Is she facing death threats from both sides or just one? Would she have ascertained the election by now if not for those death threats? Then maybe the focus of the story should be terrorism and not Murphy’s weirdly-sourced hard choice. https://t.co/YYXdV8GkI7

— Seth Masket (@smotus) November 18, 2020

All Ms. Murphy wanted to do was to slow-walk some paperwork, make sure her current employer didn’t badmouth her to potential hires while she was shopping her resume, now that her current gig’s got a hard deadline. She should’ve remembered: Everything Trump Touches Dies! — especially careers.

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This Is Not Normal

by John Cole|  November 19, 20206:02 pm| 38 Comments

This post is in: Election 2020, Trump Crime Cartel

Any Republican not calling out Trump at this point is a traitor:

President Trump has invited the leaders of Michigan’s Republican-controlled state legislature to meet him in Washington on Friday, according to a person familiar with those plans, as the president and his allies continue an extraordinary campaign to overturn the results of an election he lost.

Trump’s campaign has suffered defeats in courtrooms across the country in its efforts to allege irregularities with the ballot-counting process, and has failed to muster any evidence of the widespread fraud that the president continues to claim tainted the 2020 election.

Trump lost Michigan by a wide margin: At present, he trails President-Elect Joe Biden in the state by 157,000 votes. Earlier this week, the state’s Republican Senate majority leader said an effort to have legislators throw out election results was “not going to happen.”

Remember when Republicans lost their shit about Clinton talking to the Attorney General?

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Open Thread: Biden and Harris Live

by TaMara|  November 19, 20204:14 pm| 72 Comments

This post is in: Biden-Harris 2020, Open Threads, Politics

Honestly, you think the administration would give me a heads-up, LOL

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Contest: 7 Words or Less

by WaterGirl|  November 19, 20203:45 pm| 136 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

Let’s have a *contest.  Describe Trump in 7 words or less.

Don’t complain about him, don’t worry about him.  I suggest we limit ourselves to just derision and mockery.

I am including my spirit animal for inspiration.

Open Thread, 60 Minutes, I Will Vote Concert

*Inspired by The Moar You Know, who who included the description “second generation slumlord” in a comment in the previous thread.

 

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