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To the privileged, equality seems like oppression.

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The Originalism Scam

by Betty Cracker|  May 13, 20244:58 pm| 49 Comments

This post is in: Activist Judges!, Open Threads, Politics

I was in college when Antonin Scalia joined the Supreme Court in 1986, so I was too busy partying to pay much attention as the seeds of our current doom were sown. But I do remember being repelled by his smarmy condescension during a TV interview.

As I recall it all these years later, Scalia complained that people reacted to his originalism philosophy as if he had confessed to a penchant for cannibalism. But I now know they were right to do so; Scalia may not have dined on human flesh, but he and his fellow travelers were chowing down on our rights and potential as a nation.

Dahlia Lithwick gets it — she wrote about the destructive power of the originalism scam in Slate in a piece titled “How Originalism Ate the Law.” An excerpt:

America is being led astray by a small handful of folks who are drunk-driving on originalism—and not in a funny Marx Brothers, spin-around-in-circles-and-all-fall-down sort of way. No, it’s in a children-murdered-in-their-classrooms, women-hemorrhaging-in-parking-lots, environmental-and-health-regulations-destroyed kind of way. And that’s because the whole nation is currently lashed to a small, stupid, perpetually changing theory of legal interpretation variously known as “originalism,” or “textualism,” or “original public meaning,” or “history and tradition.”…

Shackling one’s understanding of the law to the drunken methodology of “originalism” doesn’t simply ignore the technological realities of modern life, like serial numbers, and bump stocks, and the vagaries of online content moderation. It also turns every judge and lawyer into a part-time Revolutionary War reenactor and part-time recreational archivist (whose bare-bones understanding of history tends to become immediately obvious). As the Supreme Court burns down decades of doctrinal progress and a century of modern government, it leaves only skid marks in its wake…

This all happened in the course of a short very few decades. It happened because an entire Potemkin village of originalist academics, originalist law-review articles, originalist theories—chiefly funded by very contemporary oligarchs—was built up to present it as a reversion to the way things always were, as opposed to a revanchist attack on modernity itself… Originalism is a modern-day lie about history that presents itself as historical. And originalism, marketed in the 1980s and ’90s as, at bottom, a theory of judicial restraint, has now become an uncontrollable and unpredictable Tasmanian devil that has gobbled up decades of precedent, the regulatory state we had built to ensure that we have clean air and drinkable water, and the line between church and state. Perhaps most viciously, originalism has chewed up and spit out the 13th, 14th, and 15thAmendments—the very history that was committed to text in order to protect the idea of a pluralist, generous, and expansive vision of liberty as the country finally ended the atrocity that was slavery. As Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson has pointed out on more than one occasion, the use of history itself to erase history is now a central part of the originalist project.

The whole thing is worth a read, and it’s part of a larger effort by Lithwick and others to define ways to fight our way out of the originalism trap. Like all our battles to hang onto a semi-modern democracy, it will be the work of generations. (Le sigh.)

Open thread!

 

 

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Trump’s NY Criminal Trial, Day 16 (Michael Cohen)

by WaterGirl|  May 13, 20249:15 am| 318 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Politics, Trump Indictments, Trump’s NY Criminal Trial

 It’s Day 16 of the trial.

Hard to believe it’s possible that the prosecution could rest as soon as Thursday.  That would be trial days on Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday this week.  Trump has Friday off to go to Barron’s graduation.  Odds on Trump skipping graduation to go to his own rally that night?

It looks like Michael Cohen will be testifying today!

Best sources of live blogging that I have found.  It looks like some of them are only live blogging for the “big” witnesses.  Pretty sure that Michael Cohen counts as a big witness.  This is gonna be lit, as the kids used to say.  (What do the kids say these days?)

Josh Kovensky (TPM)   live blogging

Mark Sumner (Daily Kos)  live blogging

Tyler McBrien (Lawfare) on twitter

Good morning from 100 Centre St for Trump’s NY Criminal Trial. Today’s episode will very likely be: “The Michael Cohen Show.”

I’ll be reporting it all alongside @AnnaBower and Ben Wittes for @lawfare, join me, won’t you? 🧵⚖️ pic.twitter.com/vvFD2L6XlP

— Tyler McBrien (@TylerMcBrien) May 13, 2024

Anna Bower (Lawfare) on twitter

Good morning from Manhattan criminal court, where Trump’s trial is set to resume.

It’s a big day: Michael Cohen—the former “fixer” at the center of the events underlying Trump’s charges—is set to testify.

I’m here for @lawfare alongside @TylerMcBrien.

Follow along 🧵⬇️ pic.twitter.com/UpJTJxLljF

— Anna Bower (@AnnaBower) May 13, 2024

 

Adam Klasfeld on twitter (not up yet today)

Good morning from New York.

On Friday, the jury heard this Trump tweet recited into the record—about his "reimbursement" to Michael Cohen for "a non-disclosure agreement."

Trump's attorney denied the reimbursement when trial began.

Soon, Cohen is expected to testify.🧵 pic.twitter.com/pBjV8obEoA

— Adam Klasfeld (@KlasfeldReports) May 13, 2024

AP Live blogging 

NBC live blogging

Still loving this awesome image.  When you get tired of it, let me know.


So easy to find the image in the media library.  I just search for bitch, and it comes right up.

Open thread.

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Squishable Monday Morning Open Thread

by Betty Cracker|  May 13, 20246:57 am| 146 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

The weekend just concluded seemed at least a week long to me, even though I had a pleasant view from my accommodations:

Cityscape

You can’t reserve that room on Booking.com, but it could be randomly assigned to you if you’re ever admitted to Tampa General Hospital. I’ll share a health update soonish but will note now that a TGH stay was not on the weekend agenda until suddenly it was.

Anyhoo, the above shot doesn’t capture just how great a view it is. If you move my vintage satchel out of the way, you would be able to see the fake tall ship used to stage the Gasparilla pirate invasion every year. From that vantage point, you can also see the mighty Hillsborough River flowing through the heart of the city, including commercial and private boat traffic as well as rowers from the University of Tampa’s team.

Open thread!

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On The Road – Albatrossity – Spring in the Heartland – 3

by WaterGirl|  May 13, 20245:00 am| 19 Comments

This post is in: Albatrossity, On The Road, Photo Blogging

Happy Monday!

We’ve got a great mix of things this week.  Should be fun!

(click on the schedule below for a bigger, non-blurry version)

On The Road - Albatrossity - Spring in the Heartland - 3 10

Albatrossity

The rush of migrant birds increases after Tax Day, and each day usually brings species that have not been seen since last year. Birders have acronyms for lots of things, and so of course they have one for this occasion. FOS – First of Season, or FOY – First of Year. So let’s look at some mid-April FOS birds.

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Near Manhattan KSApril 19, 2024

One of the highlights of spring here is the reappearance, for just a few days, of the Yellow-headed Blackbirds (Xanthocephalus xanthocephalus). The Animal Science department at Kansas State University has a research unit less than half a mile from my house, and those large animal operations attract flocks of blackbirds at various times of year. Mid-April is when these magnificent specimens show up, with their unique squawks and whistles, and I look forward to it every year. Click here for larger image.

Chill Dawn Open Thread: The Perils of Shortened Topic Headers, HUMAN SACRIFICE Version

by Anne Laurie|  May 13, 20244:10 am| 29 Comments

This post is in: Music, Open Threads

Glad you finally dropped “Human Sacrifice”, I remember when I heard it back in 2018 at MSG. 🔥🔥🔥 pic.twitter.com/z7eEwWwL3I

— Moe (@thegreatmoe) May 13, 2024

Given TFG’s recent rallies, I was half-afraid to click on the Twitter TRENDING sidebar… fortunately, this was the top post. The official YouTube video doesn’t seem to be online yet, but obviously there have been a *lot* of people (2,455 in the United States) waiting for this.


 
Speaking of Childish Gambino / Donald Glover…

The song is getting way more hate than it deserves, but I still think the Call Me Maybe version of the video is the best thing that came out of that year https://t.co/m754bG9NOu pic.twitter.com/u9iLTpS3gL

— Meesh Hell (@waziot) May 6, 2024

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Opportunity For the Night Shift (and Open Thread)

by WaterGirl|  May 12, 202410:05 pm| 50 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Political Fundraising, Politics, Targeted Political Fundraising 2023-24

The day shift showed up in force for the earlier double-match, and I want to give the night shift a shot at being double-angel matched for our VAAC fundraising.

OTHERWISE, just skip to the comments – this is a totally open thread.

We have $850 for the last double-angel match for our VAAC fundraising.

We did it, you met the match!  Go night shift. You guys rock!

Donations up to $100 per person are a 6x match.  Once double-matchable donations hit $850, the match will be over.

So $100 = $600, $75 = $450, $50 = $300, $25 = $150, $10 = $60, $5 = $30.

To count toward the double match, tell us about your donation in the comments, or send me an email message.

Reminder:  the zoom with VAAC is this Wednesday, May 15, at 7:30 Eastern.  Email WaterGirl to RSVP and get the zoom link.

Really hoping we can be at $15,000 (toward our $25,000 goal) in time for the zoom on Wednesday.

Open thread!

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Medium Cool – Terrible Decisions on Shows to Keep and Shows to Drop

by WaterGirl|  May 12, 20247:00 pm| 274 Comments

This post is in: Medium Cool, TV & Movies, Culture as a Hedge Against This Soul-Sucking Political Miasma We're Living In

Medium Cool is a weekly series related to popular culture, mostly film, TV, and books, with some music and games thrown in.  We hope it’s a welcome break from the anger, hate, and idiocy we see almost daily from the other side in the political sphere.

Arguments welcomed, opinions respected, fools un-suffered.  We’re here every Sunday at 7 pm.

Tonight let’s complain about all the terrible decisions made by networks – and now streaming services – to drop a great show and/or keep a crappy one.  I don’t recall what show they kept the year they dropped Numb3rs, but I do recall that their reasons were bullshit.  They admitted that Numb3rs was the better show but they dropped it anyway.

And now CBS, cancelling the show with the one of the best female characters on TV, and the same franchise keeping the show with the absolute worst female character on TV.  Arghh!

And the same network is cancelling another show because there’s not enough diversity!

Reading a bit today to see if some of my favorite shows are cancelled or renewed, I see a pattern.  Sports and reality shows are super cheap to film as opposed to scripted series.  Maybe the networks are deciding not to compete with the big streaming shops that are producing excellent shows?

In any case, they are pissing me off.

Anyway, tonight is TV Festivus, have at it!

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