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No Takebacks for the ‘Christians’

by @heymistermix.com|  April 18, 20241:30 pm| 93 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

Sign saying "It's hard to stumble when you're on your knees"
I took this a couple of years ago in a small town in – where else? – Texas.

Over at LGM, Paul Campos found a Reddit post from a couple of servers who got huge tips last week ($300 and $777) from a patron who was expecting the rapture during the eclipse.  Campos makes a good point:

Now if I walked into a restaurant, strung out from the road, and gave the servers more than a thousand dollars in tips because I believed space aliens were about to transport me to the planet Zod, where they don’t have money (or tacos apparently) I would be considered an obvious lunatic. But in this case the person in question is considered to be “part of the evangelical base” that could well re-elect Donald Trump president less than seven months from now.

But this is the part of the story I want to focus on:

Fast forward to today, and she’s back again, adamant that her tips were somehow fraudulent and that we tampered with them. Her claims of fraud are literally impossible, we bring the card reader to the table, and it’s the guest who decides the tip amount by either pressing a preset option or entering a custom one before hitting pay. That’s exactly what she did. So, it’s physically impossible for us to manipulate the tip amounts.

Both my coworker and I have already received our tips with our paychecks, and we obviously have to pay income tax on them. Returning the money to her at this point is literally impossible since we don’t actually have all the money.

[…]my manager told her we couldn’t refund the tip and she stormed out angrily to her Mercedes.[…]

Not only are we supposed to treat their crazy ideas as serious because they are “beliefs”, but they also want a fucking refund when their bullshit doesn’t pan out.  And it’s never a lesson learned with these assholes — they’ll fall for the next con, because they were raised only to be comfortable when someone’s lying to them in the special way that the con men and women in their life have done since childhood.

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NY Election Interference Trial Day 3

by WaterGirl|  April 18, 202411:01 am| 156 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Politics, Trump Indictments

I had hoped Mark Summer at Daily Kos would be live blogging again – he did a terrific job for the first two days.   Summer is not up with live coverage yet, but it looks like someone else at Daily Kos is stepping up until Mark Summer gets going.

Here’s the Washington Post live blog of the trial.

Anyone else have a good source for live blogging this?

The dismissal of a juror Thursday morning underscored the difficult balancing act New York Supreme Court Justice Juan Merchan faces in trying to keep the jury pool’s identities secret.

Merchan had said before trial that potential jurors’ names would not be publicly disclosed. Prosecutors and defense attorneys could have the names, he said, but could not share them. Instead, jurors would be identified publicly by numbers.

As far as juror identities go, I can’t figure out why they are sharing so much information about the jurors, and now it looks like potential jurors are dropping fast, with 2 of the 7 from yesterday already dismissed today.

I wonder – could the state just go with a bench trial if it’s determined that a jury is just not possible because of potential theats?   NO!

Open thread.

 

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Einstein Zoom and Other Things

by John Cole|  April 18, 20249:02 am| 63 Comments

This post is in: John Cole Presents "This Fucking Old House"

Last night was a fun presentation, and I hope everyone who attended enjoyed. Thanks to Watergirl for putting it all together.

And while we are thanking people, can I just note how INSANE it is that every day for two years Adam has presented a lengthy, quality post on the war in Iraq? That’s just bonkers, and thanks for that. Is that the longest running daily series in Balloon Juice history? Maybe Anne Laurie’s covid coverage.

Bonkers when you think about it.

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Thursday Morning Open Thread — Nancy Pelosi: Every Day Is A Matter of Life and Death

by Anne Laurie|  April 18, 20246:33 am| 164 Comments

This post is in: Foreign Affairs, NANCY SMASH!, Proud to Be A Democrat

In case the 10minute clip won’t play for you, here’s a link.

Well. Look who showed up for work today. It would be hilarious if Democrats offering to save his speakership from The Hills Have Eyes caucus was his Damascene moment. https://t.co/UAIQry8QEe

— Michael Weiss (@michaeldweiss) April 17, 2024

#BREAKING: Biden backs Johnson plan for Ukraine, Israel; calls for vote this week https://t.co/r481xMmpZH

— The Hill (@thehill) April 17, 2024

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On The Road – ema – 2024 AKC Meet the Breeds

by WaterGirl|  April 18, 20245:00 am| 20 Comments

This post is in: On The Road, Photo Blogging

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This year’s Meet the Breeds show at Javits Center was great, as always, except for the organizers still insisting that people, other than myself, should be allowed in.

I hope you like the pictures, despite the wonky framing. I have to work on that, but it’s very difficult. I get so carried away with the petting and the admiring, I barely remember I’m there to do a job and film.

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This is one Irish Wolfhound I did manage to pet.

Interestingly, I noticed that some doggies do not like it when I film too close to their faces (small cellphone, no huge camera or lens). They will turn their faces away, or, rarely, they will even bark. Others have no problem with it, and will shove their cute little noses right into my phone.

Late Night ‘Should Be Always’ Open Thread: Librarians, Doing Civilization’s Work

by Anne Laurie|  April 18, 20243:20 am| 33 Comments

This post is in: Books, Excellent Links, Something Good Open Thread

Super clever way to “market” public services, like the library, whose tangible (and intangible) benefits often go unnoticed. pic.twitter.com/cyQD3Cud4D

— Ames Grawert ?? (@AmesCG) March 29, 2024

A NYC-specific initiative:

Libraries change lives and societies for the better, and we need to protect them with everything we’ve got.

I was thrilled to join @nypl and @jenniferweiner yesterday to say: #NoCutsToLibraries!

Add your voice today: https://t.co/eUTxpC0gLf pic.twitter.com/oWdbVjKLvu

— Hillary Clinton (@HillaryClinton) March 28, 2024

This is lovely: 'Tall tales but no dessert: the storyteller of Karachi and his ice-cream cart library': in a country where 77% of 10-year-olds are illiterate, a reading scheme in #Pakistan is reaching thousands https://t.co/Z1sIQowka4

— Literary Connections (@literaryconnect) April 10, 2024

From the Guardian (h/t Ozark Hillbilly), “Tall tales but no dessert: the storyteller of Karachi and his ice-cream cart library”:

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Wednesday News Roundup, A Little Late

by WaterGirl|  April 17, 202410:35 pm| 99 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Politics

Between the Einstein zoom, which was great fun, and the fundraising this afternoon, I didn’t have much time to check out the news today.  So here’s some good news I found after the zoom.

Okay, I knew the Senate rejected the articles, but I loved the framing of this – Republicans trying to look solemn as they put on their farcical impeachment show.  And then, bam, Schumer tossed them in the (virtual) garbage where they belonged.

The Senate rejected the articles of impeachment in less time than it took to walk them over to their chambers.

pic.twitter.com/w5rxzL05e5

— Jack E. Smith ⚖️ (@7Veritas4) April 17, 2024

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Just submitted an amendment to Bill drafting appointing MTG as Putin’s Special Envoy to the United States Congress. https://t.co/Gn8Dd3lZwj

— Jared Moskowitz (@JaredEMoskowitz) April 18, 2024

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I am very happy about Secretary Yellen’s strong support, and that the House is planning to vote on my bipartisan REPO bill to seize those assets.https://t.co/ABuyNLDb8f

— Sheldon Whitehouse (@SenWhitehouse) April 17, 2024

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The Senate rightly defeated the baseless Mayorkas impeachment that even conservative legal scholars said was unconstitutional.

Real solutions are on the table. Republicans should stop wasting time on political stunts, while killing bipartisan border reforms.

Full WH statement: pic.twitter.com/Do4iZTBSSW

— Ian Sams (@IanSams46) April 17, 2024

Janet Yellen’s Ukraine mission  (Politico)

The Biden administration is making a new push this week to rally reluctant allies behind the idea that billions in immobilized Russian assets should be tapped to support Ukraine.

Treasury Secretary Janet Yellen will spend the coming days laying the groundwork as fellow finance ministers gather in Washington for the IMF-World Bank spring meetings. It’s expected to be an agenda item at Wednesday afternoon’s meeting of G7 finance leaders and in other discussions on the sidelines.

“Our goal is to try to get it done as soon as possible,” said a Treasury official granted anonymity. “And if that is this summer, that’s as soon as possible.”
The challenge for Yellen is two-fold. The idea is bipartisan but political resistance is emerging at home from a key ally of former President Donald Trump. The U.S. is also facing unease in Europe, where most of the assets are located. The U.S. Congress has struggled for months to agree on fresh aid to support Ukraine more than two years after Russia launched a full-scale invasion.

Officials are considering a menu of options. They include seizing Russia’s sovereign assets outright as well as structuring a loan backed by windfall profits from the assets. The goal is to advance discussions so top G7 leaders can make a decision when they gather in June.

I am guessing that this isn’t literally true, but I suppose it is possible, seeng as it is Marge, after all.

MTG demands sharks with frickin laser beams on their heads to patrol the rio grande

— Angry Staffer 🌻 (@Angry_Staffer) April 18, 2024

Open thread.

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