Daisy Mayhem at rest: How can anyone keep a dog off a sofa?
Babysitt-AHGH
One thing that’s always bugged the shit out of me is when a man says he has to “babysit” his children. It would annoy me if a woman said that too, but I’ve never actually heard a female use that term in reference to her own progeny. I bet Mittens would have said it, had …
My Version of “The Talk”
After the senseless killing of unarmed teenager Trayvon Martin in Central Florida, some black people were incensed enough by the prospect of their own progeny being gunned down for walking through a residential neighborhood while black that they revealed the existence of “The Talk” — a conversation they have with their youngsters to help the …
This Is What a Feminist Looks Like
She-roic dog “Sierra” tried to keep her master from hobnobbing with the sexist knobs who bar women from the Augusta National Golf Club: As Russ Berkman understood it, desperate times call for desperate measures. And when your Swiss mountain dog gobbles up your Masters tickets, that means getting out the hydrogen peroxide and getting ready …
Up with the Chickens (Early Morning Open Thread)
Last week, I showed off one of my Australorp chicks. This week’s pullet is a Rhode Island Red: As you can see, she’s sprouting tail feathers, and her wing feathers have developed sufficiently to allow her to briefly achieve liftoff. In other news, incredibly, it turns out the late Andrew Breitbart really was the brains …
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Extremely Dumb and Incredibly Obtuse
Breitbart Big Ho editor / Hollywood flop John Nolte dislikes the film “Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close” because – get this – it “exploits 9/11:” The film’s biggest problem is that, to put it bluntly, it exploits 9/11. Thomas could’ve died just as easily in a plane crash or boat accident without a single element …
What Could Possibly Go Wrong?
So, the GOP is holding its convention in Tampa, Florida — the Lap Dance Capital of the Universe — during the height of hurricane season, when the heat and humidity are enough to prompt Satan himself to prance under the scalding sprinklers for momentary relief. Tampa Mayor Bob Buckhorn and the other city bigwigs are …