Or rather…
MMMMMorrrrrronnnnns:
The reanimated corpse of Dr. Jonas Salk, the medical researcher who developed the first polio vaccine, rose from the grave Friday morning on what authorities believe is a mission to hunt down idiots.
The usual suspects beware.
Another drive-by post, but go read the whole of Andy Borowitz’s update to his eponymous report.* It’ll help your mood.
You’re welcome.
*Yes. I did put this post up solely for the purpose of getting to type “eponymous.” It’s the little pleasures…
Image: Antoine Wiertz, The Premature Burial, 1854.