It’s horrifying to acknowledge that the theocratic authoritarians who govern Iran are more credible than the demented U.S. president and the band of appointed psychopaths currently running this country, but here we are. From the Wall Street Journal’s breaking news coverage:
Trump, Iran Trade Barbs Over Control of Strait of Hormuz
President Trump said “Iran’s new regime president” had just asked the U.S. for a cease-fire, in a post on his Truth Social network. Iran has a new supreme leader but not a new president. “We will consider when Hormuz Strait is open, free, and clear,” Trump wrote. Trump plans to address the nation on the war Wednesday at 9 p.m. ET.
Iran’s Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps said the Strait of Hormuz remains firmly under its control and dismissed Trump’s “performative actions,” while the Foreign Ministry said Trump’s statements about Tehran’s request for a cease-fire are false and baseless. An Iranian official said the country’s new supreme leader, Mojtaba Khamenei, “is in full health” but staying out of the public eye due to “wartime conditions.”
I mean, who knows if the junior Khamenei is in one piece or not, but the tell on Trump, as the WSJ notes, is that Iran doesn’t have a new president, and oops, we killed the last one. It’s possible Trump is DMing Borat.
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Bill is home today and watching news coverage on TV, so I’m involuntarily exposed to it too. According to the reporters on CNN, Trump’s bid to overturn the 14th Amendment didn’t fare well. (Also, we learned that Solicitor General D. John Sauer, clownishly making the clown admin’s clown case, has a voice that is as grating as RFK Jr.’s.)
My guess? Alito and Thomas will be the only two of the six corrupt GOP ideologues to rule in Trump’s favor. The court will release the decision along with another decision that finishes gutting the Voting Rights Act, and the dumber pundits will praise the court’s “moderation.”
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That’s all I’ve got, besides this adorable flamingo content from Bluesky (H/T: espierce):
Here are ten seconds of Flamingoes feeding underwater.
— DAPPER DON DHARSHI (@dapperdondharshi.bsky.social) March 30, 2026 at 9:39 AM
The odd shape of the beak totally makes sense now.
Open thread!




