Cats !! @shannonminter5@Barkiologisthttps://t.co/xrcqB2KTmn
— Jmyvr ??? (@gypcbtrfly1) January 8, 2022
They’re no Jorts, but the Vitamix Kitnapping Trio are a little Sunday treat.
Cats hold couple's new Vitamix hostage. https://t.co/Z8uNwrUUBH
— Elleee (@elleee_rose) January 9, 2022
… It arrived on Dec. 16 at their home on Vancouver Island in British Columbia. Jessica put the hefty box down on the floor in the kitchen, just for a second. Her 4-year-old tuxedo cat, Max, otherwise known as the “sentient soccer ball,” jumped up on the box. Jessica thought it was funny and snapped a photo.
Then Max’s 13-year-old feline siblings, George: Destroyer of Worlds (“sentient potato”) and Lando Calrissian (“the questionably sentient dust bunny,”), demanded their turn on the knee-high box…
On Jan. 2, the couple reached out to Vitamix on a public Facebook post, asking for three empty boxes that might fool the cats into relinquishing the appliance. The company immediately obliged, but between snowstorms and customs, the empty boxes have yet to arrive — and Nikii and Jessica aren’t quite sure how the boxes will fit in their small apartment, much less if they will satisfy the cats.
But the duo and their many followers are happy to let the battle run its course…
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