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FightBigotry.com: Because Black People Are the Real Racists

by Imani Gandy (ABL)|  August 3, 20123:27 pm| 205 Comments

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ni-CLANG!

We’ve taken another step closer to the ni-CLANG! Event Horizon. Gird your loins, people:

FightBigotry.com, a new Super PAC registered with the Federal Election Commission this week, makes no bones about its aim. It intends to run an attack ad that it says will hit President Barack Obama for “his disturbing, yet crystal-clear pattern of tacitly defending black racism against white folks before and since being elected president.”

~snip~

A two-minute version of the new spot is already available on the group’s website, though the group promises a one-minute version is forthcoming. In it, he says:

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The Obama administration has injected race into the presidential campaign. Obama Attorney General Eric Holder recently said – with no argument from the president – that their white critics are motivated by race. Implying whites are too stupid to have honest disagreements with the president without being racist is in-and-of-itself racist against whites, reinforcing Mr. Obama’s disturbing pattern of tacitly defending black racism. …

Obama’s attorney general said pursuing the New Black Panthers does a great disservice to whose “who risked all, for my people.” So it’s okay for his people to commit racial crimes? In 2009, President Obama defended his friend Henry Louis Gates after a racist altercation with police, telling a white officer he wouldn’t speak to him but would speak to his mama. Mr. Obama’s response? “The Cambridge police acted stupidly.” …

Mr. President, you ran as the candidate of change. But one thing has not changed—your tacit defense of racism against white folks, despite receiving nearly half the white vote to win the presidency.

*blink*

I just —

I got nothin’.

[via Think Progress]

[cross-posted at ABLC]

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by Imani Gandy (ABL)|  August 2, 20129:15 pm| 255 Comments

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**cough**

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Dear Eric Ferhnstrom: I Know About Joe McCarthy — Harry Reid is no Joe McCarthy

by Imani Gandy (ABL)|  August 2, 20124:08 pm| 105 Comments

This post is in: Kiss My Black Ass, Assholes, Romney of the Uncanny Valley, Seriously

It’s a goddamn Mittastrophe.

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As the granddaughter of a school teacher who was fired from his job in the Philadelphia school district because he refused to “name names,” I’m going to need people to stop making dumbass comparisons of the mundane to McCarthyism.

I’m looking at you Eric Fehrnstrom:

As Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid (D-NV) doubled-down on his claim to have been told secrets about Mitt Romney’s tax returns, a top adviser for Romney’s campaign took to Fox News to accuse Reid of leading a witch hunt in the style of the Senate’s most famous witch hunter.

“His charges are baseless and untrue. I would ask him one simple question. Do you have no sense of decency, is there nothing you won’t do to debase the office you hold in the name of dirty politics?” Romney’s chief strategist Eric Fehrnstrom told Fox.

His references to former Sen. Joseph McCarthy didn’t stop there. “Again, this reminds me of the McCarthy hearings back in the 1950s, and it was another son from Massachusetts then, Joseph Welch who finally asked the question that should be asked of Harry Reid, which is, have you no sense of decency, sir,” Fehrnstom said. “Is there nothing that you won’t do in the name of dirty politics?”

On the Senate floor Thursday morning, Reid doubled down on his recent claim to have an anonymous source who says Romney didn’t pay federal taxes for 10 years.

“So the word’s out that he hasn’t paid any taxes for ten years,” Reid said. “Let him prove that he has paid taxes, because he hasn’t.”

Riiiiight. Harry Reid is JUST LIKE MCCARTHY!

Except he’s not. Harry Reid is simply asking Mitt Romney to do what Mitt Romney keeps promising he will do — be open and transparent. Harry Reid is also asking Mitt Romney to do what Mitt Romney’s own father did – release his fucking tax returns.

Joe McCarthy, on the other hand, did actual damage to actual families — families like mine.

Here’s a blurb about my grandpa (which I just found on the Internet! I never thought to google my grandpa before!):

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In Beilan v. Board of Public Education, School District of Philadelphia (747-749), a case from 1958, Herman A. Beilan was a teacher in the Philadelphia public school system for 22 years when the Superintendent informed Beilan that he had information which contradicted Beilan’s loyalty and would like to determine whether or not it was true. The Superintendent said he would ask one question and then Beilan could determine whether or not he wanted to answer it and others like it. The Superintendent asked Beilan whether or not he had been the Press Director of the Professional Section of the Communist Political Association in 1944. The Superintendent granted Beilan’s request to seek counsel before answering. Later that year he was again summoned to the Superintendent’s office where he declined to answer the previous question and others like. When the Superintendent informed him that failure to answer these questions might lead to his dismissal as they were investigating his fitness to be a teacher or to continue in the teaching work. The court determined that the question asked of Beilan was relevant to the issue of his fitness and suitability to serve as a teacher, therefore Beilan’s dismissal did not violate the federal Constitution.

When I was a kid, my grandma would regale me with tales of “that bastard McCarthy,” and how it was a shame that the lawyer who argued my grandpa’s case in the Supreme Court was too inexperienced and wet behind the ears. (She didn’t blame the attorney though — she blamed that bastard Joe McCarthy.) For forty years, and long after my grandpa had passed, it plagued her.

[full post at ABLC]

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Steve King Goes Birther… and Defends Dog-Fighting

by Imani Gandy (ABL)|  August 1, 20124:28 pm| 77 Comments

This post is in: Kiss My Black Ass

More racist stupidity from Iowa Rep. Steve King:

KING: We went down into the Library of Congress and we found a microfiche there of two newspapers in Hawaii each of which had published the birth of Barack Obama. It would have been awfully hard to fraudulently file the birth notice of Barack Obama being born in Hawaii and get that into our public libraries and that microfiche they keep of all the newspapers published. That doesn’t mean there aren’t some other explanations on how they might’ve announced that by telegram from Kenya. The list goes on. But drilling into that now, even if we could get a definitive answer and even if it turned out that Barack Obama was conclusively not born in America, I don’t think we could get that case sold between now and November.

They’re never going to shut up, are they? They’re never going to get over the fact that there’s a black man in the White House? Criminy.

[full post here]

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WaPo’s Express Night Out Omits Gabby Douglas From Coverage of Women’s Gymnastics Team’s Gold Medal Win [updated]

by Imani Gandy (ABL)|  August 1, 20123:17 pm| 271 Comments

This post is in: Kiss My Black Ass, Sports, Stuff About Black People Written By a Black Person

20120801-114129.jpgVanessa Gyan at She So Major flagged a story that makes me want to yell at somebody.

Express Night Out, a WaPo publication, conveniently left out Gabby Douglas from its coverage of the women’s gymnastics team gold medal win yesterday. The article, a PDF copy of which can be found here, fails to mention Gabby at all. No photo, no mention — nothing:

We were all so proud of 16-year-old Gabby Douglas as she lead the United States Women’s Gymnastics team to win gold yesterday [July 31] during the London Olympics.
Tweets, headlines, text messages! Everyone was beyond excited for this young woman of color who dominated her sport. The sport she has loved for many years.

This morning [August 1], I was baffled by the mention of Douglas being omitted from, The Washington Post publication, The Express Night Out, that was printed this morning congratulating Team USA on their incredible win.

A picture of Express Night Out’s article was tweeted and Gabby’s name was not mentioned and the publication chose to use a picture that did NOT include Gabby. Oh wait, Gabby was in the picture but in the background.

Jordyn Wieber, Aly Raisman, Kyla Ross and McKayla Maroney are photographed and praised but why not Gabby?

Someone explain to me how this isn’t blatant discrimination. Please.

UPDATE: Gabby, or rather, an unnamed black girl doing a backbend, is featured in the upper right hand corner of the cover. So, perhaps it is not as egregious as I thought, but that doesn’t explain why the team picture chosen is of Gabby’s back, nor does it explain why she is not named in the article or on the cover. So, no, I will not delete this thread.

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Black Couple Banned From Marrying at Mississippi Church

by Imani Gandy (ABL)|  July 28, 20124:51 pm| 184 Comments

This post is in: Kiss My Black Ass, Post-racial America, Assholes

The IRS needs to rescind this church’s tax-exempt status immediately:

It was to be their big day, but a Jackson couple says the church where they were planning to wed turned them away because of their race.

Now, the couple wants answers, and the church’s pastor is questioning the mindset of some of members of his congregation who caused the problem in the first place.

They had set the date and printed and mailed out all the invitations, but the day before wedding bells were to ring for Charles and Te’Andrea Wilson, they say they got some bad news from the pastor.

“The church congregation had decided no black could be married at that church, and that if he went on to marry her, then they would vote him out the church,”
said Charles Wilson.

The Wilsons were trying to get married at the predominantly white First Baptist Church of Crystal Springs — a church they attend regularly, but are not members of.

It’s not racist because we have a black president.

(h/t @JoshuaHol)

[x-posted]

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Mitt Romney and the NAACP: Heavily-Edited Campaign Ad of LIES

by Imani Gandy (ABL)|  July 26, 20125:18 pm| 22 Comments

This post is in: Kiss My Black Ass, Romney of the Uncanny Valley, Seriously

So, remember how Mitt Romney went and gave a speech before the NAACP, he got booed, and he stood there looking like his emotions processor chip had malfunctioned? And then later, he essentially called black people lazy because they want free stuff?

It was like, two weeks ago — how can you not remember?

Let’s recap:

First, Romney went and gave a speech before the NAACP and he got booed.

Then, Romney went on Fox News and said he has double-seekrit black supporters.

Then Romney went to a fundraiser in Montana and talked smack about black people. As Zandar aptly put it:

Because it seems to me Mitt Romney here is saying that black voters only care about getting free stuff, and that he’s more than happy to advance the most awful stereotypes about the “lazy welfare parasites” of black culture while dripping with privilege himself. More importantly, it reveals that Romney was never interested in speaking to black America, but speaking down to us, which is a huge difference if you’ve ever been in a situation like that. Of course Romney was going to get booed when his speech was laden with red state red meat and delivered in a tone where the Superior White Male is telling us Poor Dumb Black Folk what we need to know, and if we knew what was good for us, we’d vote Republican.

Now, Mittens is doing what he does best — lying his ass off:

Mitt Romney’s speech at the NAACP was defined in the media by the resounding chorus of boos he elicited from the crowd. Campaign staffers had a different interpretation, insisting that he received “thunderous applause over and over again.”

Reflecting this idea, the campaign’s new video targeting African American voters, “We Need Mitt Romney,” rewrites history by splicing together Romney’s speech with shots of a couple audience members nodding as if in agreement.

[full post at ABLC]

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