This gives me teh laughter and teh sads, simultaneously.
So you know how you’re going home for Thanksgiving and you’re so excited to eat Turkey until you hurl, and then go back and eat some more? But there’s a lingering sense of anxiety, yeah? You’re wondering whether the TSA agent assigned to feel you up is going to be hot or not.
Ladies, I know that you plan to wear your most disgusting Thanksgiving travel-wear, in the hopes that the guy who looks like the Elephant Man will keep his dirty paws offer your hot bod.
For those of you who are more modest (or for those of you who do not want to risk getting cancer in 30 years because some jackass at the TSA has deemed the scanners completely safe when they may not be), some dude has developed special underwear that will protect your lady bits and your man pieces from the prying eyes of the TSA porno-scanners.
Hide Your Junk ‘n Stuff from the TSA With New and Improved Fig Leaf UnnerwearsPost + Comments (199)