I don’t know what the fuck I just watched. I honestly don’t. There was so much bullshit and so many lies I don’t even know where to start.
I remember when I was in high school and went to Kennywood and I drank a couple bottles of grape Mad Dog 20/20, and thought it was a good idea to get on the spinner or whatever the fucking ride was, and puked all over everyone in a 360 degree radius, including myself, while Joe Walsh’s “Life’s Been Good” was cranking at ear bleeding volumes. That’s the closest experience I have ever had to that press conference.