I’ve started to get some very strange press releases since I joined Red State Strike Force, the Atlasphere, and the Republican Jewish coalition a few weeks ago. I can’t make heads or tails of this one, from Hollywood East Inc. I’ve bolded the most interesting parts but it begs to be read in its entirety:
January 6, 2009 was a prophetic day in American history. On that day, 2 tsunamis hit the entertainment world. Hollywood East, Inc. was launched by John Campbell, and Big Hollywood was launched by Andrew Breitbart. The more powerful of the tsunamis was the launch of Hollywood East, Inc. in Orlando, Florida. According to the Florida Secretary of State, January 6th was its official incorporation date. John Campbell, former 2008 U.S. presidential candidate, is its founder and CEO. For his bio, Google “John Campbell Beverly Hills.” The first 22 entries will link to his various websites.
According to Campbell, the mission of Hollywood East, Inc. is to become “The New Hollywood.” It will produce, distribute and broadcast – entertainment and media content. The goal is to replace the old Hollywood (Hollywood west), like the new media is replacing the old media. This will be done the American way – by beating them in the marketplace. Hollywood East, Inc. will produce content that will dominate the box offices, the airwaves and the internet. The content will be pro-God, pro-family and pro-America.
Although its main studios will be in Orlando, it will have studios throughout Florida – and around the world. Hollywood East, Inc. will eventually be listed on the New York Stock Exchange – and seek to become an American icon.
A few thoughts on this….first off, is Brick Oven Bob writing their press releases? This is barely coherent. Second, no one has ever heard of Big Hollywood so why bother bragging that you’re a “more powerful tsunami” than it is? And speaking of Big Hollywood, what is it with Breitbart and teh gay-sounding phrases. Remember this gem?
So let’s stop first at Abercrombie and Fitch. See those shirtless models in the storefront tossing footballs in the air?
There’s a better use of their time and efforts. Tanned, coiffed and seriously cut, these young studs could be tossing free-trade legislation across the halls of the Cannon House Office Building faster than you can Twitter “The Bella Twins.”