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Coming Soon to a Store Near You

by John Cole|  January 10, 201411:43 pm| 167 Comments

This post is in: Cat Blogging

I’m not the only one who had a long year, and our generous friend who does the annual Balloon Juice calendar had some real life stuff going on, too, so we were not able to get the calendar out in time. However, it will be available by mid-week next week, and I wanted to share a preview of the new cover:

Newcalendar

I didn’t know she was going to do that, and I cried when I saw it. I hope you all will still consider buying one, even at this late date, because it will all go to pet rescue.

He was a magnificent fat bastard.

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What Did Christie Know & When Did He Know It?

by Anne Laurie|  January 10, 20147:28 pm| 286 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Republican Stupidity, Republican Venality, Assholes

Haldeman: "On the investigation, the Democratic break-in thing, we’re back in the problem area because the FBI is not under control."

— billmon (@billmon1) January 10, 2014

Nixon: "When you open that scab…we just feel that this would be very detrimental to have this thing go any further…"

— billmon (@billmon1) January 10, 2014

Phone call Christie made 2 Cuomo, asking 2 call off dogs http://t.co/bIqRswkqLX is strongest evidence he was in on coverup, if not the crime

— billmon (@billmon1) January 10, 2014

Billmon’s not the only one line-by-lining Bridge-gate as the second, farcical coming of Watergate. Here’s David Simon, the man behind The Wire:

… For that kind of behavior you need someone really, really small. For the anger and argument to become that self-absorbed and infantile… You need someone who saw himself as being not only larger than the sum of his constituents, but larger than the commonweal itself. Add in the potential for actually harming innocent people — ambulances unable to reach calls, school buses unable to transport children… For this kind of petty venality, you have to look to a Huey Long or a Richard Nixon, someone for whom any fealty to democratic processes and public service no longer matters when personal ambition and aggrandizement are at stake.

If Mr. Christie didn’t order this mayhem himself, then he knew because the aides who achieved this carnage on his behalf were so successful in doing so that they could not have possibly held their silence. Not over the course of four long days of maintaining the traffic snarl in Fort Lee… The same kind of people who would embark on such an action would not be able to do anything but run right down the hall to tell the governor how they had delivered pain to his political enemy. They would then wait on their attaboy. People of that ilk live for the attaboy. Like cats with a fresh-caught mouse, they were bringing home a prize. And there’s no joy for any housecat if the prize can’t be displayed to the master of the house.

I’m sorry for Mr. Christie, who seems in his better moments to be something of a leader. But anger and argument lose all charm when they are employed for stakes so small, stupid and selfish. He knew. And he’s lying about it now.

Taegan Goddard at Political Wire points out, per the WSJ, that Christie was trying to obstruct the investigation going back to at least mid-December. Ben Smith, Koch-funded editor of Buzzfeed, sniffs the wind and publishes a post on “Why The Christie Mess Is Even Worse For Him Than It Seems“. Alex MacGillis at TNR hunts down Christie’s high school baseball coach to establish that, even then, thrown-under-the-bus aide David Wildstein was “sitting on the bench and providing the Lancers with data that helped make them one of the best teams in the state. The classic loyal geek. And decades later, he was still doing what he could behind the scenes to help the big man on campus, Chris Christie. Except it was again in Christie’s interest to look right past him…”

As the original miscreant so famously said, “It’s not the crime, it’s the cover-up.”

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Betty Is Right, You Really Can’t Make This Shit Up

by John Cole|  January 10, 20145:54 pm| 98 Comments

This post is in: Free Markets Solve Everything, Fuck The Middle-Class, Fuck The Poor, Glibertarianism, Assholes, Clap Louder!, Fucked-up-edness, hoocoodanode

By now you have all heard that one of our Friends of Coal had a coal chemical containment facility breached in southwestern WV and seeped 48,000 gallons of 4-methylcyclohexane methanol into the water system serving 300,000 people. I found this detail too special to pass up:

The tank is located on chemical storage facility belonging to Freedom Industries and is located about a mile upriver from the West Virginia American Water plant, McIntyre said.

Carper said the company’s chemical tank farm was part of a former Pennzoil refinery and had been there since the 1930s or 1940s.

Freedom’s just another word for nothing left to drink. Oh, and you think the idiots who live in Wheeling might want to rethink this gem of a decision from April, or I guess I, too, will get a complimentary industry supplement of benzene in my tap water:

Opponents of a proposed natural gas frack water recycling plant in Warwood inundated City Council Chambers Tuesday in hopes of keeping the facility out of their neighborhood.

Last month, Houston, Texas-based GreenHunter Water announced plans to build a treatment facility for fracking wastewater at the former site of Seidler’s Oil Service on North 28th Street, located just over a mile upstream of Wheeling’s water treatment plant, where the company plans to be working by September.

Dave Cupp, who owns a business on North 28th Street, said he is in favor of job growth, but not at what he sees as the expense of the public’s well-being.

Seriously. How many environmental impact studies do you need to do to realize that putting chemical waste plants UPRIVER FROM YOUR WATER PLANTS IS STUPID.

I’ll tell you how many studies you need. NONE. It’s fucking blindingly obvious that this is eventually going to happen, because accidents fucking happen. That is why they call them accidents.

It’s fucking maddening watching this play out in slow motion and knowing I can’t do a god damned thing about it but sit back and buy lube and stock in bottled water companies. The only upside for me is that it looks like the HOOCOODANODE category on this website will have lots of use.

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You Can’t Make This Shit Up

by Betty Cracker|  January 10, 20145:16 pm| 61 Comments

This post is in: Assholes, General Stupidity

Dave Weigel highlights an unintentionally hilarious excerpt from former Def Sec Robert Gates’ memoir. The scene is at the endpoint of a meeting between the president, VP, top brass, et al, regarding the strategy to handle a hypothetical conflict between Israel and Iran:

I was put off by the way the president closed the meeting. To his very closest advisers, he said, “For the record, and for those of you writing your memoirs, I am not making any decisions about Israel or Iran. Joe, you be my witness.” I was offended by his suspicion that any of us would ever write about such sensitive matters.

Self-awareness, Mr. Gates. Please procure some at once.

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Friday Afternoon Open Thread

by Betty Cracker|  January 10, 20143:29 pm| 132 Comments

This post is in: Dog Blogging, Open Threads, Assholes

Ignore the meatsack in the upper quadrant and focus on the SQUEEEE in the center part of the image:

mcpup

Awwww. It looks pretty downcast for a frolicsome pup, but I’m sure it harbors no ill will toward the self-important baboon who has it in his clutches, despite the editorial comment I attributed to it. That’s the great thing about dogs: They love us far more than we could ever deserve.

Please feel free to discuss whatever.

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Open Thread

by Tim F|  January 10, 20141:08 pm| 146 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

Any minute now the NJ Assembly’s Transportation Committee will release more than 900 pages of emails from David “first under the bus” Wildstein, a man who will never need to use the Carlos Danger name generator. In the meantime enjoy Ride the Lightning played by a bluegrass band.

Chat about whatever.

***update***

Several news sources say the docs are out. Traveling now so you will have to hunt around for the gory details.

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Using a bigger net

by David Anderson|  January 10, 201412:18 pm| 34 Comments

This post is in: Anderson On Health Insurance, Show Us on the Doll Where the Invisible Hand Touched You, The Party of Fiscal Responsibility

Right now, one of my company’s competitors is running a series of radio ads.  The ads tout that in the small and medium group market segments, 90% of their groups renewed last year.  The implication is that 90% of their customers/decision makers are happy, so your small company should buy their product.

Being an employee of a major competitor what I hear is 10% of their customers are pissed off enough to engage in the very expensive, time consuming, disruptive no-fun task of changing insurance companies, but hey, that is just me. 

As a policy blogger, I also hear the reasoning why so many preventative care procedures weren’t covered in the pre-Obamacare world.

The theory of change for preventative care as a cost control measure is that wide spread but small costs to treat a population in order to prevent a small number of people from that population from requiring very expensive treatment leads to a net cost reduction.  There were two problems with this idea from a pre-Obamacare insurance company business model perspective. 

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