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Thursday Night Open Thread

by John Cole|  February 22, 20248:57 pm| 201 Comments

This post is in: John Cole Presents "Stories from the Road", John Cole Presents "This Fucking Old House"

Just want to let you all know that we are now well under the 48 hour marker for Cat Fest at the Mesa Museum. Today I was informed that there is a cat fashion show and I can not tell you how excited I am for this thing. Joelle is really gonna have to keep an eye out for me when we leave because there are going to be cat adoptions, and I think after a couple hours of foreplay of cat art and cat fashion shows and I might be easy pickings.

Speaking of fashion, something I ordered a while back finally arrived today, and boy howdy does it deliver. I knew the mkoment I saw these I was going to have to bite the bullet and share. At any rate, the latest in Tempe’s menswear has been released:

Thursday Night Open Thread 5

I’ll never forget the first time Ann Burr saw me in overalls and said “You’ve just given up, haven’t you?” Give up my ass, I’m just getting started!

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Speaking of stupid (and I was referring to me in the overalls, not Ann Burr), I had a conversation with Alex Knapp today. I don’t know if many of you remember him, but he was in the blogging vanguard, such that it was. Lot of names many of you would remember and many would not, like Erik Kain and Ian Boudreau and Alex. Regardless, we were talking, and Trump inevitably came up, and he remarked “The thing that drives me crazy is that “TRUMP IS REALLY STUPID” should be such a bigger part of the discourse.” And he’s right, because beyond the fascism and the greed and the malignant narcissism and the treason and the rape and racism and the fact that he eats fucking well done steak with fucking ketchup is the simple unavoidable but not nearly talked about enough fact that Trump is really fucking stupid. As dumb as we all think his son is, the father is that fucking stupid. His son is probably dumber than we even think.

The issue at hand that was driving Alex batshit was that a couple weeks ago, Trump was at a rally in Iowa, and literally stated that if you put a magnet under water it stops working. The man does not know how magnets work. And this got little to no press coverage. But it fucking happened:

Trump: All I know about magnets is this, give me a glass of water, let me drop it on the magnets, that’s the end of the magnets pic.twitter.com/TopK4BRsOq

— Acyn (@Acyn) January 6, 2024

It’s fucking mindbogglingly stupid. And the thing is, he has said so many fucking stupid things that this hardly stands out. One that has shook me for going on several years now is late in his presidency but pre-covid he was on a ship somewhere and started talking about aircraft carriers and stated that he thought we should retrofit our nuclear ships with steam catapults because, and this is where it gets even better, electricity is unproven and untested. Not only does he not understand magnets, the man does not understand electricity but even beyond that he clearly does not understand that the nuclear reactor powering the ship GENERATES FUCKING ELECTRICITY. It’s fucking insane.

I mean you want to write it off to senility and years of substance abuse, but he’s been saying stupid shit for so long it can’t be that it’s that he’s just that fucking stupid. Not to mention, I abused substances for years and even at the drunkest or highest or tripping I was, I never once questioned the fucking reliability of electricity.

And there is so much more. Remember when he blamed someone’s wild fires on insufficient leaf raking of the forest? I mean there are so many of these I am overloading. So why is this not more of the discourse? Is it because probably half the country or more would read this and say “Damn I didn’t know magnets worked underwater” or “fuck me I had no idea engines on ships generated electricity.” Is that it? Was Mike Judge that ahead of things with Idiocracy? Fuck me.

Maybe I forget just how fucking stupid most people are because I only talk to their dogs in public?

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At any rate, put your “favorite” dumb thing below. Let’s make a comprehensive list of all the stupid fucking things Trump has said.

On a closing note, a very special friend of the blog will be celebrating her 84th birthday tomorrow. We’ve become very good friends the last few years, and I wanted all of you to help me wish her a Happy 84th! I’m glad your still with us and I’d do another 84 with ya, kid.

I’ll let her out herself in the comments should she so choose.

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Every Sperm is Sacred

by $8 blue check mistermix|  February 22, 20247:21 pm| 154 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

Anne Laurie posted about Nikki Haley’s response to the Alabama decision basically making IVF impossible in that state (so impossible that the UAB Medical Center and Alabama Fertility  stopped IVF immediately after the ruling).

I know someone who worked in a fertility clinic, and from what this person told me, IVF is a special kind of hell for couples going through it.  First, it’s expensive, like a new car expensive, and that’s often out-of-pocket.  Second, the drugs that the female in the couple has to take are crazy making and a horrible addition to a tough process.  Third, the retrievals (of the eggs) have to be very carefully timed, as do the implantation of the embryos that result from the retrieval plus fertilization.  Also, tons of embryos are discarded by fertility clinics because they’re not viable, or the couple has all the babies they want — until the Alabama ruling, this was the quiet part that the forced birthers didn’t want to say out loud, since they do love themselves a quiverfull.

So here we have a couple that is desperate to have a baby, have probably tried a number of other ways to get pregnant before trying IVF, and are going through a process where timing is everything.  Then some god-bothering old white men and women, who happen to be Supreme Court Justices in this backwater state, decide that Jesus decreed that those embryos are little tiny frozen babies.  I can’t imagine the anguish of a couple who put their life savings into having a baby and now have some frozen embryos, or are ready for retrieval, and are unable to access care due to the nonsensical beliefs of a bunch of dotards.

Someone on Bluesky made the point that, as long as the US Supreme Court is constituted as it is today, we’re all living in a red state.  Maybe when this ruling goes to the Supremes and it’s 6-3 for frozen little babies, I’ll believe that.  But as long as that set of reactionaries are going to stick with their “states decide on abortion” “precedent” that they created with Dobbs, it sure as hell makes a big difference if you’re living in a red state and want IVF.

While we’re on the topic of old white men who don’t know shit:

Every Sperm is Sacred

Edited to add:  Thanks to Another Scott in the comments, the Bluesky poster was LOLGOP and he has a longer post on the topic here.

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War for Ukraine Day 729: Shell Hunger Will Become a Munitions Famine

by Adam L Silverman|  February 22, 20246:44 pm| 21 Comments

This post is in: Foreign Affairs, Foreign Policy, Military, Open Threads, Russia, Silverman on Security, War, War in Ukraine

It’s been a long day, so I’m going to try to keep tonight’s update on the brief side.

Have I mentioned that Mike Johnson sent the House of Representatives home for a two week vacation? That we’re eight days away from the first four federal agencies shutting down and fifteen days away from the rest of the federal government shutting down?

Here’s the price being paid:

We hear about shell hunger, but it can be hard to understand how that translates to the fate of day-to-day operations on the battlefield. I spoke to the people on the ground, for @KyivIndependent. Spoiler: It's bad and getting worse.https://t.co/822gH0pPMc

— Francis Farrell (@francisjfarrell) February 22, 2024

From The Kyiv Independent: (emphasis mine)

DONETSK OBLAST – Hiding beneath sparse winter cover in a crude, muddy ditch, a great steel monster lies in wait for an opportunity to attack.

Adorned on either side with painted plus signs, the gun’s huge barrel looks up at the sky over the Bakhmut front line, across which thousands of shells, rockets, missiles, and drones fly back and forth each day.

The weapon, serving in the hands of Ukraine’s legendary 93rd Mechanized Brigade is a U.S.-built M109 self-propelled howitzer, better known as the Paladin.

Over winter, Russian forces have been on the offensive in the area, pushing past the ruined Bakhmut towards the Ukrainian stronghold of Chasiv Yar.

On this day in early February, despite the near-constant sounds of fighting nearby, the Paladin stays silent.

Assaults on Ukrainian positions are carried out on a daily basis, but the shells lined up in the gun’s storage racks are only used when absolutely necessary.

Bit by bit as Russia’s full-scale war progressed, Western howitzers like the Paladin, which shoot the 155mm shells standard to all NATO armies, have largely replaced Ukraine’s legacy Soviet-era artillery pieces.

Kyiv has received hundreds of 155mm howitzers to deploy along an active front line stretching over 1,200 kilometers across the country.

With their overall increased accuracy compared to Russian artillery pieces, the weapons have been crucial in keeping Ukraine in the fight against an enemy with a marked ammunition advantage.

Now, despite having plenty of guns themselves, Ukraine is running out of shells, and the situation is slowly growing desperate.

As the transition toward NATO-standard artillery progressed, Ukraine’s military relied largely on shells from U.S. stocks, boosted by those bought from outside the alliance, particularly from South Korea.

Seeing the urgent need, European countries have moved to scale up production in their own countries, but have been widely criticized for the time taken to do so.

With the blockade by Republicans of U.S. military aid funding for Ukraine since late last year, the lack of new deliveries is sorely felt on the battlefield.

As both Washington and Kyiv have noted, one of the main reasons for recent Russian success in taking the city of Avdiivka, Moscow’s first major territorial gains since May last year, has been Ukraine’s shortage of artillery ammunition.

The Kyiv Independent spoke to 155mm artillery commanders in two separate brigades fighting in Donetsk Oblast to understand how shell hunger had begun to impact the day-to-day flow of the battlefield.

Across Ukraine’s vast land forces, with different levels of intensity in different sectors of the front line, it can often be difficult to visualize how shell hunger affects the work of Ukrainian forces on a tactical level.

By now, said 36-year-old Paladin crew commander Vitalii “Skyba,” whose last name is not disclosed as per the rules of the unit, the difference between Ukraine’s and Russia’s ammunition availability is acutely felt.

“It feels like we shoot only when we see a target, while their guns are firing 24/7, they dismantle whole villages just for fun,” he said.

“We can’t work like that, we often get only three shells to hit a target and the expectation is that that will be enough, whereas they can easily fire 20 shells at one target.”

Sometimes, Skyba added, targets that would normally be obvious choices to be engaged with artillery are left alone because of the need to be frugal.

“If they spot five enemy soldiers standing together, that’s not always enough to give the order to fire these days,” he said.

“Our command does its best to get us to support our infantry. It would be great if we could work non-stop like the Russians, but we can’t.”

Twenty kilometers south of Chasiv Yar, the Kyiv Independent also spoke with Roman Holodivskyi, battery commander in the 43rd Artillery Brigade, which has divisions deployed across the front line and transitioned completely from Soviet-era Pion howitzers to German-made PzH2000 self-propelled guns.

Holodivskyi, whose seniority provides a wider view on the ammunition situation that crew commanders like Skyba may lack, also reported receiving limits on how many shells can be used on a target.

“Last time I commanded a fire mission personally, we saw an enemy assault group, it was the perfect distance to work. I asked for permission to engage from my senior commander, and also asked for the maximum expenditure,” he said.

“They gave me permission to fire five shells. That’s three to dial in, and two to actually damage. If we had been allowed 10 shells for that large enemy grouping, it would have been obliterated, but like that, we only managed to give them a bite.”

Even while working as miserly as possible, Ukrainian howitzers’ current rate of fire is unsustainable.

When 155mm shells were more available, Holodivskyi’s unit saved up a reserve, which he is now forced to begin using up.

“Now, the stores that we saved up are only half-full, and they deliver a lot fewer and a lot less often,” he said.

Much more at the link!

As I have repeatedly said, if this war is lost it will not be lost by the Ukrainians, nor will it be lost in the Donbas or Kherson or Zaporizhzhia. Rather, it will be lost in Washington, DC, in Berlin, and in other EU and NATO member states’ capitols.

Here is President Zelenskyy’s address from earlier today. Video below, English transcript after the jump.

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Live: Intuitive Machines-1 Lunar Landing

by TaMara|  February 22, 20245:26 pm| 63 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Science & Technology, Space

ETA from NASA:

UPDATE: The @Int_Machines ‘ lunar lander will orbit the Moon one additional time before landing on the surface. Touchdown is now targeted for 6:24pm ET (2324 UTC). Our live coverage will begin at 5pm EST (2200 UTC). https://go.nasa.gov/49LQU1k

 

Some days I like it when I’m in the home office all day. Then I catch stuff like this:

NASA science is set to land on the Moon aboard Odysseus, Intuitive Machines’ uncrewed autonomous lander. Touchdown is targeted for 4:24 p.m. EST (2124 UTC) Thursday, Feb. 22, 2024. The NASA payloads aboard the lander aim to help us learn more about terrain and communications near the lunar South Pole. For more information about our Commercial Lunar Payload Services initiative, visit: https://go.nasa.gov/3RFR0A5

I caught it because I stumbled on this:

Live: Intuitive Machines-1 Lunar Landing

I felt this…although I did know in the back of my brain it was happening some time, just didn’t realize it was today.

NOTE: It looks like it has been delayed, so I pulled the post and pushed it an hour so you weren’t just watching a clock tick down

Otherwise this is an open thread.

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Foreign Affairs Open Thread: Paying the Price

by Anne Laurie|  February 22, 20245:03 pm| 16 Comments

This post is in: Foreign Affairs, Military, Open Threads

Army Reserve soldiers, close friends killed in drone attack, mourned at funerals in Georgia https://t.co/3gtom5zcI4

— The Associated Press (@AP) February 18, 2024

Two vibrant young women, and an old man honoring them as best he could. Per the Associated Press, “Army Reserve soldiers, close friends killed in drone attack, mourned at funerals in Georgia”:

Two young citizen-soldiers who became close friends after enlisting in the Army Reserve were remembered at funerals in southeast Georgia on Saturday, nearly three weeks after they died in a drone attack while deployed to the Middle East.

A service for 24-year-old Sgt. Kennedy Sanders was held in the packed 1,200-seat auditorium of Ware County Middle School in Waycross.

Fellow soldiers recalled Sanders’ courage, her loving personality, and her willingness to volunteer for tasks few wanted to do, including learning to operate earth-moving equipment to help build roads and shelters, the Atlanta Journal-Constitution reported.

“Behind her smile was a fierce determination,” Col. Jeffrey Dulgarian said during the service, adding that she “tackled her responsibility with vigor and skill.”…

A similar welcome marked the final homecoming for Sgt. Breonna Moffett, 23, in Savannah. Moffett’s funeral at a Baptist church was scheduled for the same time Saturday as Sanders’ service 100 miles (161 kilometers) away. Moffett’s family requested that media not be present.

The soldiers were among three members of their Army Reserve unit who died Jan. 28 in a drone strike on a U.S. base in Jordan near the Syrian border. Also killed was Staff Sgt. William Jerome Rivers, 46, who was buried Tuesday following a church service in Carrollton.

The military awarded all three soldiers promotions in rank after their deaths. They were assigned to the 926th Engineer Battalion, 926th Engineer Brigade, based at Fort Moore in west Georgia…

Earlier this month:

A solemn day. @POTUS will attend a dignified transfer at Dover for three U.S. servicemembers killed in Jordan, who ‘risked it all’ https://t.co/ReFzvZ3saB

— Seung Min Kim (@seungminkim) February 2, 2024

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Ukraine Aid – Discharge Petition Appears To Be in the Works

by WaterGirl|  February 22, 20242:00 pm| 163 Comments

This post is in: Democratic Politics, Open Threads, Politics

Hopefully, by hook or by crook, we will be able to get back to providing more tangible support for Ukraine.

👀 House Democrats have quietly started the clock on a new discharge petition for Ukraine aid

It is expected to ripen by March 1 under the current House schedule, at which point, pro-Ukraine lawmakers can begin signing it … https://t.co/oo0tXxOhIq

— Lindsay Wise (@lindsaywise) February 22, 2024

h/t Jackie

Discharge Petitions (Political Dictionary)

A “discharge petition” is a strategic, often controversial, legislative tool that serves to circumvent traditional committee review and bring a bill directly to the floor for a vote.

Rooted in the rules of the House of Representatives, the discharge petition operates as a type of procedural maneuver to break a legislative impasse, often employed when a bill is “stuck” in committee and not scheduled for any further action.

This device empowers a majority of House members (usually 218 out of 435) to force a bill out of a committee for a floor vote, effectively usurping the power traditionally held by committee chairs and party leadership to set legislative agendas.

In the Senate, the process is far more seldom used and complicated, involving a discharge motion that can be debated and is subject to filibuster.

Executing a “Discharge Petition”

While the concept of a discharge petition is straightforward, the process of successfully executing one is quite intricate.

The first step involves filing the petition, which is typically done publicly, but the list of signatories is kept confidential unless the petition gains enough support to be successful.

The secrecy serves to minimize political repercussions for those who sign, as the act is often seen as a defection against party or committee leadership. Members of Congress may add or remove their names to the list until the requisite number is reached.

If the petition garners sufficient support, a floor vote is scheduled, and the bill is debated and voted upon, often without the possibility of amendment—a key difference from regular order.

Notably, the discharge petition is most effective in the House, as the Senate’s rules make it much more difficult to enforce.

Moreover, the petition does not guarantee a bill’s passage; it merely assures that the bill will receive a vote on the floor.

In other good news:  nice try, orange guy.

I so hope that no one will put up the bond for the $500+ million and that he runs into real trouble.  On the other hand, if Musk or Putin or the murder & dismember guy from Saudi Arabia bail him out, will Republicans have a problem with that?

New:

Trump does not have “any basis” to try to pause the enforcement of the ~$450 million judgment against him and his co-defendants, the New York AG’s counsel tells the judge. @Just_Security pic.twitter.com/yjPzC3Jv34

— Adam Klasfeld (@KlasfeldReports) February 22, 2024

Open thread.

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Greetings Earthlings

by John Cole|  February 22, 20241:00 pm| 107 Comments

This post is in: John Cole Presents "Stories from the Road", John Cole Presents "This Fucking Old House", Open Threads

Politics sucks so I would like to share with you my new favorite fb feed- White People Making White People Food. All the pictures are rated on a scale of 1 to 5 mayo jars, 1 to 5 ranch bottles, 1 to 5 cans of cream of mushroom soup.

Greetings Earthlings

Greetings Earthlings 1

Greetings Earthlings 2

That rating system is sublime.

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