Just want to let you all know that we are now well under the 48 hour marker for Cat Fest at the Mesa Museum. Today I was informed that there is a cat fashion show and I can not tell you how excited I am for this thing. Joelle is really gonna have to keep an eye out for me when we leave because there are going to be cat adoptions, and I think after a couple hours of foreplay of cat art and cat fashion shows and I might be easy pickings.
Speaking of fashion, something I ordered a while back finally arrived today, and boy howdy does it deliver. I knew the mkoment I saw these I was going to have to bite the bullet and share. At any rate, the latest in Tempe’s menswear has been released:
I’ll never forget the first time Ann Burr saw me in overalls and said “You’ve just given up, haven’t you?” Give up my ass, I’m just getting started!
Speaking of stupid (and I was referring to me in the overalls, not Ann Burr), I had a conversation with Alex Knapp today. I don’t know if many of you remember him, but he was in the blogging vanguard, such that it was. Lot of names many of you would remember and many would not, like Erik Kain and Ian Boudreau and Alex. Regardless, we were talking, and Trump inevitably came up, and he remarked “The thing that drives me crazy is that “TRUMP IS REALLY STUPID” should be such a bigger part of the discourse.” And he’s right, because beyond the fascism and the greed and the malignant narcissism and the treason and the rape and racism and the fact that he eats fucking well done steak with fucking ketchup is the simple unavoidable but not nearly talked about enough fact that Trump is really fucking stupid. As dumb as we all think his son is, the father is that fucking stupid. His son is probably dumber than we even think.
The issue at hand that was driving Alex batshit was that a couple weeks ago, Trump was at a rally in Iowa, and literally stated that if you put a magnet under water it stops working. The man does not know how magnets work. And this got little to no press coverage. But it fucking happened:
Trump: All I know about magnets is this, give me a glass of water, let me drop it on the magnets, that’s the end of the magnets pic.twitter.com/TopK4BRsOq
— Acyn (@Acyn) January 6, 2024
It’s fucking mindbogglingly stupid. And the thing is, he has said so many fucking stupid things that this hardly stands out. One that has shook me for going on several years now is late in his presidency but pre-covid he was on a ship somewhere and started talking about aircraft carriers and stated that he thought we should retrofit our nuclear ships with steam catapults because, and this is where it gets even better, electricity is unproven and untested. Not only does he not understand magnets, the man does not understand electricity but even beyond that he clearly does not understand that the nuclear reactor powering the ship GENERATES FUCKING ELECTRICITY. It’s fucking insane.
I mean you want to write it off to senility and years of substance abuse, but he’s been saying stupid shit for so long it can’t be that it’s that he’s just that fucking stupid. Not to mention, I abused substances for years and even at the drunkest or highest or tripping I was, I never once questioned the fucking reliability of electricity.
And there is so much more. Remember when he blamed someone’s wild fires on insufficient leaf raking of the forest? I mean there are so many of these I am overloading. So why is this not more of the discourse? Is it because probably half the country or more would read this and say “Damn I didn’t know magnets worked underwater” or “fuck me I had no idea engines on ships generated electricity.” Is that it? Was Mike Judge that ahead of things with Idiocracy? Fuck me.
Maybe I forget just how fucking stupid most people are because I only talk to their dogs in public?
At any rate, put your “favorite” dumb thing below. Let’s make a comprehensive list of all the stupid fucking things Trump has said.
On a closing note, a very special friend of the blog will be celebrating her 84th birthday tomorrow. We’ve become very good friends the last few years, and I wanted all of you to help me wish her a Happy 84th! I’m glad your still with us and I’d do another 84 with ya, kid.
I’ll let her out herself in the comments should she so choose.







