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Pick-Me’s Bringing Butter Knives to a Real War

by @heymistermix.com|  December 3, 20241:26 pm| 364 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

Jasmine Crockett gets it:

CNN has reported that Biden’s decision to pardon Hunter has left some Democrats fuming, as he repeatedly and unequivocally claimed that he would never take that step.

“I can’t say why my colleagues are acting the way that they are. I can say that the American people are tired of us bringing a butter knife to a real fight, a real war. And the reality is that, you know, a lot of my colleagues, even if they are lawyers, they’ve never practiced law, they’ve never actually been in a courtroom,” Crockett said of some Democrats who are critical of Biden.

“I need people to really recognize that we are living in some different times. And I applaud the president, because the American people have been so upset with Democrats not fighting back and not fighting with the same tools that the Republicans have been fighting with.”

(CNN is so messed up it’s hard to link to this directly, but here’s the page it’s from.)

Steve M has a good name for people like Jared Polis, who added to his track record of saying nice things about RFK Jr. by tweeting about his concern about the pardon:

The young have a name for people like Polis: he’s a “pick me.” It’s a name that isn’t political, and is sometimes regarded as offensive. Urban Dictionary says:

A pick me is a woman that is willing to do anything for male approval. She will embarrass or throw other women under the bus to achieve this goal.

That’s Polis, except he’s a Democrat willing to throw other Democrats under the bus for the approval of Republicans (and members of the media, and other self-hating Democrats). Nate Silver isn’t a Democrat, but he built an audience full of Democrats when he was making his name as a politcal forecaster, and now he wants to be noticed every time he slags a Democrat. It’s the surest path to widespread approval in the world of politics.

Our politcal culture thinks genuine Democrats are pathetic and disgusting. It’s always polite to insult Democrats. Fox News will praise you. James Carville will praise you.

The only people who won’t praise you are ordinary committed Democratic voters. Unfortunately, very people in the world of politics care what we think.

As for pundits who are clutching pearls, I think Josh has this right:Pick-Mes Bringing Butter Knives to a Real War

 

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Here’s One About the Enablers and Shelterers

by @heymistermix.com|  December 3, 202411:13 am| 110 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

Here's One About the Enablers and Shelterers

I always have to chuckle when people say “well, she’s going to divorce him” after they find out that an apparently reasonable woman is married to a whack job / misogynist / red pill incel.  No she isn’t.  She’s an enabler who derives some benefit from the relationship, and she’s used to tolerating the behavior of her spouse.  Today’s case in point is RFK the lesser’s wife Cheryl Hines.  Remember how she was so upset when the news that her husband and Olivia Nuzzi were sexting?  That, like probably the dozen other women that he’s cheated on her with, is in the past.  Now Cheryl is sitting between Bobby Very Junior and Tucker Carlson at Trump’s table at Mar-a-Lago, and hawking a line of MAHA candles while standing in front of her nude husband.   See, also, Usha Vance.

Institutions have long provided shelter for abusers, and our silly belief that most Christian churches follow the teachings of their namesake and therefore deserve the benefit of the doubt allows those places to shelter child rapists, extreme misogynists, and (alleged) adult rapists, too:

In the years since [being accused of rape], Hegseth — now on his third marriage — has claimed that he rediscovered Christ, saying “faith became real” to him in 2018. He became deeply involved with the Association of Classical Christian Schools (ACCS), moving to Tennessee to enroll his children in a branch of this fundamentalist organization. He also joined the associated denomination, the Communion of Reformed Evangelical Churches. Both are led by Doug Wilson, an untrained and self-proclaimed pastor who advocates for Christian nationalism and has become famous for his trollish promotion of his far-right political views. At the center of Wilson’s philosophy is a misogyny so overt that it’s sometimes hard to believe he’s serious. [ed. – I have no problem believing he’s serious]

“Wilson holds the most extreme views of women’s submission found in any form of Christianity,” Julie Ingersoll, a professor of religious studies at the University of North Florida, told Salon. “Women are taught that submission to their husbands (and other male authorities) is submission to God. Independence of any kind is cast as sin.”

In one famous passage from his book on marriage, Wilson suggests that sexual violence is women’s fault for not being submissive enough. “[T]he sexual act cannot be made into an egalitarian pleasuring party,” he writes. “A man penetrates, conquers, colonizes, plants. A woman receives, surrenders, accepts.” The alleged failure of women to submit, he continues, leads men to “dream of being rapists,” deprived of the “erotic necessity” found in women’s submission. Nancy Wilson, Doug Wilson’s wife, backs this view, comparing a wife to a “garden” cultivated for the husband’s pleasure: “But of course a husband is never trespassing in his own garden.” […]

Journalists Peter Bell and Sarah Bader have been producing a podcast about Wilson and the culture of abuse at CREC churches and ACCS schools, titled “Sons of Patriarchy.” They’ve recorded a seemingly endless number of interviews with people who witnessed or survived sexual abuse or domestic violence — and documenting the unwillingness of CREC leaders to take it seriously. Bader told Salon women are told they are “accountable for all of their husband’s sins” and that Wilson just “rewrapped rape as ‘submission.'” Students at ACCS schools who said they were sexually abused by teachers reported being blamed for causing the older men to “stumble.” Women say they’ve been blamed for being raped, for husbands who abuse alcohol and for men’s infidelity.

Wilson says that God designed women “to make the sandwiches”.  Weird that whenever God’s teachings come up, they sound like the masturbatory fantasies of a teenage boy.  By the way, this is Wilson, and if he doesn’t give you the ick, maybe you need to recalibrate your ickometer:

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Developing Situation: South Korea’s President Declares Martial Law

by Rose Judson|  December 3, 20249:39 am| 112 Comments

This post is in: Foreign Affairs, Politics, What Fresh Hell Is This

Breaking, via the BBC:

“In the last half hour, the president of South Korea, Yoon Suk Yeol, has declared martial law.

In an unannounced late night television address he says the move is necessary to protect the country from North Korea’s communist forces and to eliminate anti-state elements.

Yoon said the decision was made to remove pro-North Korea forces from the country and to protect the liberal constitutional order.

Yoon said he had no choice but to resort to martial law, but did not say in the address what specific measures will be taken.

The Yonhap News Agency is reporting that the leader of South Korean opposition Democratic Party, Lee Jae-myung, has said the declaration of martial law is unconstitutional.

Yonhap is also reporting that Han Dong-hoon, the head of the ruling People Power Party – of which President Yoon Suk Yeol is a member – has also vowed to block the declaration, describing it as ‘wrong’.”

I don’t follow Korean politics, but various international relations academics on Bluesky seem to agree with the reporting above – Yoon is going rogue here, but it’s not yet clear why. Feels like yet more bad news for democracy.

If any of our Jackals in Asia are still awake and can shed light on this situation (or if you’re up to speed on Korea), please chime in below.

ETA: Baud found a subject-matter expert on Bluesky, one Karl Friedhoff of the Chicago Council on Foreign Affairs. He appears to be providing a credible explainer about the background of the situation here, which will sound very familiar to us all: right-wing president elected on a narrow margin with an administration facing corruption investigations goes for a desperate move to hold onto power. All very ominous.

Link to one of the more hopeful posts in Friedhoff’s otherwise quite bleak thread:

Prepare for MASSIVE protests. I’d venture the coming protests will outdo those that saw Park Geun-Hye removed from power. One thing about Koreans: they will absolutely not be cowed. They’ve overthrown dictatorship and removed a president from power, all with largely peaceful protests.

— Karl Friedhoff (@kfriedhoff.bsky.social) December 3, 2024 at 2:28 PM

You know they’re taking notes down at Mar-a-Lago. Americans opposed to this kind of thing should be taking notes, too.

ETA 11:35 a.m. EST: Further reports indicate that 190 members of the 300-member SK National Assembly were able to convene in spite of an apparent blockade of the building. Everyone present voted to lift the martial law, and Yoon must, by law, comply. Protesters have gathered in the streets. Whether this actually resolves the situation remains to be seen, but it’s very inspiring to see a legislative body immediately smack this shit down. Best of luck to the Koreans.

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Et Voila! (Open Thread)

by Betty Cracker|  December 3, 20247:57 am| 141 Comments

This post is in: Food & Recipes, Open Threads, Sports

As I mentioned in a thread yesterday, I made Italian wedding soup from scratch for supper last night.

Soup in a colorful bowl.

It was an unexpectedly arduous task that involved making dozens of tiny meatballs. It’s tasty, but if I ever make it again, I’ll add some diced tomatoes. (Kind of a gross picture. I need a food stylist!)

Bill has had a Man Cold™️ for the past week, and unfortunately I’ve contracted the lady version. It’s weird having a regular illness. I’ve become used to more exotic ailments, so a common cold is almost welcome in a strange way.

To treat the most annoying symptom, after supper I made myself a toddy similar to what my father administers to children afflicted with a cough, i.e., a shot of whiskey with lemon and honey. (I use better bourbon than he does, but the recipe is otherwise identical.)

It still works — I promptly fell asleep on the couch and missed most of Monday Night Football, which featured the Broncos vs. Browns. I don’t really care about either team, but Jameis Winston is the Browns QB, and I hate him with the white-hot heat of 10,000 exploding supernovas.

Since I was asleep, I missed the second pick-six and a fourth quarter interception in the end zone thrown by Winston, which doomed the Browns’ late drive to retake the lead. I enjoyed reading about it though!

Open thread!

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On The Road – UncleEbeneezer – Eastern Sierra Fall Foliage 2024- Poole Power Plant Rd., Lee Vining, CA (Part 3/8)

by WaterGirl|  December 3, 20245:00 am| 11 Comments

This post is in: Eastern Sierra, On The Road, Photo Blogging

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After our breakfast it was time to hit the road.  One of the places we really wanted to explore on this trip was, generally, Lee Vining.  And more specifically, Poole Power Plant Rd., which is situated right off of Route 120 (Tioga Pass) along Lee Vining Creek:

“The creek is used for hydropower generation at the Poole power plant operated by Southern California Edison, located within Lee Vining Canyon. Water impounded by dams at Ellery (formerly Rhinedollar) and Saddlebag Lakes are released to generate power over a total drop of 1,700 feet (520 m). The original hydroelectric system, developed by Nevada-California Power Company in the 1920s, was larger and consisted of three power plants known as Lee Vining Nos. 1, 2 and 3. Today, only Lee Vining No. 1 remains operational.[4][5]“

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Poole Power Plant Rd., Lee Vining, CAOctober 7, 2024

Much like the June Lakes Loop, the fall color along Lee Vining Creek was spotty and just getting started.  But when backlit by the morning sun, it was still quite lovely.  Along Poole Power Plant Rd. there are a couple nice waterfalls.

Late Night Open Thread: Our Very Serious Media Has A Big Sad

by Anne Laurie|  December 3, 20243:54 am| 131 Comments

This post is in: Media, Open Threads, President Biden, Proud to Be A Democrat, Republican Venality

… And even some of their most social-media-engaged colleagues are losing all sympathy:

Yep. Biden, wanting to Uphold the Norms, agreed to keep on a Trump-appointed prosecutor who was probing his son. Created a special counsel to probe his own post-VP document retention. Kept on Durham so he could finish a Trump-ordered probe of 2016.
What did he get? Nothing. So here he goes.

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— Dave Weigel (@daveweigel.bsky.social) December 1, 2024 at 7:45 PM

Trump will never have to pardon Jared for his two billion dollar Saudi deal since it was never investigated.

— Schooley (@schooley.bsky.social) December 2, 2024 at 3:28 PM

A norm that restrains only one side isn't a norm at all–it's a trap.

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— Garrett Epps (@garrettepps.bsky.social) December 2, 2024 at 12:03 AM

Late Night Open Thread: Our Very Serious Media Has A Big Sad

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War for Ukraine Day 1,013: Scholz Visits Ukraine

by Adam L Silverman|  December 2, 20249:58 pm| 23 Comments

This post is in: Foreign Affairs, Foreign Policy, Military, Open Threads, Russia, Silverman on Security, War, War in Ukraine

A quick housekeeping note: Rosie is doing great. In order to avoid someone walking what appeared to be a pair of long haired guinea pigs on retractable leashes, we took an alternate route that increased our walk from the planned 1.3 miles to 1.5 miles. Rosie did great the whole way. Ruby was, of course, Ruby. Thank you all for the good thoughts, well wishes, prayers, and donations to help with her chemo treatments.

Let’s start with yesterday’s butcher bill:

⚡️ Russian attacks across Ukraine kill 4, injure 23 over past day.

Russian attacks against Ukraine killed at least four people and injured 23 across multiple regions, authorities reported on Dec. 2.

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— The Kyiv Independent (@kyivindependent.com) December 2, 2024 at 4:39 AM

From The Kyiv Independent:

Russian attacks against Ukraine killed at least four people and injured 23 across multiple regions, authorities reported on Dec. 2.

Russian forces launched 110 Shahed-type drones and other unmanned aerial vehicles against Ukraine overnight, the Air Force said.

Fifty-two were shot down, 50 were lost across Ukraine thanks to electronic warfare countermeasures, and six flew to Belarus and Russia, according to the statement.

A Russian drone hit an apartment building in the western city of Ternopil, killing at least one person and injuring four, officials said. Around 100 people were evacuated from the damaged building. The blast also damaged windows of the surrounding buildings, a school, and 20 cars.

In Dnipropetrovsk Oblast, a 60-year-old man was injured during Russian attacks against Nikopol and the Marhanets community, Governor Serhii Lysak reported.

Russian attacks against Donetsk Oblast injured five people, Governor Vadym Filashkin reported. Two injuries were reported in the town of Pokrovsk, two in the village of Shevchenko, and one in the Andriivka village.

In Kherson Oblast, three people were killed and 13 injured in Russian attacks over the past day, Governor Oleksandr Prokudin said. The three fatalities and 11 injuries were reported after Russian forces struck a minibus in the city of Kherson on Dec. 1.

Cherkasy, Chernihiv, Chernivtsi, Khmelnytskyi, Kyiv, Luhansk, Poltava, Zhytomyr, Mykolaiv, Sumy, and Zaporizhzhia oblasts also came under attack but no casualties were reported.

German Chancellor Olaf Scholz visited Ukraine today. He came bearing gifts. Sort of.

⚡️ Zelensky, Scholz meet in Kyiv as Germany unveils military aid.

German Chancellor Olaf Scholz met President Volodymyr Zelensky in Kyiv on Dec. 2, together paying respect to Ukrainian soldiers killed during the war with Russia.

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— The Kyiv Independent (@kyivindependent.com) December 2, 2024 at 7:27 AM

Scholz visited Ukraine’s capital for the first time since June 2022, promising 650 million euros ($680 million) worth of arms to be supplied this December. A government spokesperson clarified that this will be part of a 1.4 billion euros ($1.5 billion) package already announced in October.

— The Kyiv Independent (@kyivindependent.com) December 2, 2024 at 7:28 AM

President Zelensky and Germany’s Chancellor Olaf Scholz paid respects to fallen Ukrainian troops at the makeshift memorial on Kyiv’s central Maidan today. video via Zelensky’s Telegram.

Scholz will “announce further military equipment worth 650 million euros, which are to be delivered in December.”

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— Christopher Miller (@christopherjm.bsky.social) December 2, 2024 at 7:46 AM

He also got an earful.

⚡️’This does not strengthen Ukraine,’ Zelensky on Scholz’s call with Putin.

Separate talks with Russian President Vladimir Putin do not strengthen Ukraine and may lead to improving his standing, President Volodymyr Zelensky said on Dec. 2.

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— The Kyiv Independent (@kyivindependent.com) December 2, 2024 at 1:25 PM

Here’s the video of their joint press conference:

And here is President Zelenskyy’s address from earlier today. Video below, English transcript after the jump.

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