My God. @redsteeze @allison_rapp22 pic.twitter.com/Ax5Oyl5wmN
— Richard M. Nixon (@dick_nixon) August 30, 2016
Not that it’s likely to happen, but Garrison Keillor has just the right tone for addressing Hair Fuhrer:
The cap does not look good on you, it’s a duffer’s cap, and when you come to the microphone, you look like the warm-up guy, the guy who announces the license number of the car left in the parking lot, doors locked, lights on, motor running. The brim shadows your face, which gives a sinister look, as if you’d come to town to announce the closing of the pulp factory. Your eyes look dead and your scowl does not suggest American greatness so much as American indigestion. Your hair is the wrong color: People don’t want a president to be that shade of blond. You know that now…
What the fans don’t know is that it’s not much fun being a billionaire. You own a lot of big houses and you wander around in them, followed by a waiter, a bartender, a masseuse, three housekeepers, and a concierge, and they probably gossip about you behind your back. Just like nine-tenths of your campaign staff. You’re losing and they know it and they’re telling mean stories about you to everybody and his brother…
Thoughts & prayers with our loved ones & friends in the Top-of-the-Newscast-Weather target area. Apart from that, what’s on the agenda as we wrap up an interminable week at the end of an abominable month?
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