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Medium Cool – Dorothy A. Winsor: Fiction, Historical Fiction, Mystery & Thriller

by WaterGirl|  January 14, 20247:00 pm| 73 Comments

This post is in: Books, Guest Posts, Medium Cool, Open Threads, Culture as a Hedge Against This Soul-Sucking Political Miasma We're Living In

Medium Cool is a weekly series related to popular culture, mostly film, TV, and books, with some music and games thrown in.  We hope it’s a welcome break from the anger, hate, and idiocy we see almost daily from the other side in the political sphere.

Arguments welcomed, opinions respected, fools un-suffered.  We’re here every Sunday at 7 pm.

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I asked Dorothy Winsor to share some of her recent book reviews with us for discussion on Medium Cool, a few at a time.  If this goes well, we’ll do some more in a couple of weeks.  Do you have thoughts on that?  Please send me an email message.  ~WaterGirl

Dorothy A. Winsor: Fiction, Historical Fiction, Mystery & Thriller

In my experience, people are happier if they’re working on a project. I’ve blogged about this before. By project, I mean some set of actions that people undertake freely. It’s what collectors do, for instance, or quilters, or runners training for a marathon.

When Goodreads published their list of finalists for best book of the year in fifteen categories, I saw a potential project. I decided to read one book from each category. I thought such a project would help me discover some new books and read a little more widely, even in categories such as romance or horror which I usually walk right on by.

Link to my blog post about this project.

WaterGirl asked me to share some of the reviews. Maybe you’ll find something you want to read. You’re also welcome to talk about these books or books of your own choice that you think fit the category. I’m still reading, so I’m going to give you only a few at a time.

The first three categories are Fiction, Historical Fiction, and Mystery and Thriller.

Fiction

Yellowface by R. F. Kuang

Told in first person by a writer who steals a dead writer’s manuscript and publishes it as her own, Yellowface has every bit of horrible behavior you’ve ever seen in writing and publishing. The unreliable narrator is so well done that you start to feel sorry for her, right before she does some other awful thing. It’s like a horror story for writers. I loved it. I’m leading a book club discussion on it in February. We’ll see if the non-writers in the club like it as well.

Historical Fiction

Weyward by Emilia Hart

The story of three women in the Weyward family: Altha in the early 1600s, Violet in the 1940s, and Kate in the contemporary world. All three have a sensitivity to nature that marks them as both healers and witches, categories that slide close together particularly in Altha’s world. Indeed, she’s formally tried for witchcraft. As is common in books with several point of view characters, one gripped me more than the others, that being Kate’s relationship with her abusive husband. Altha was my second favorite, followed by Violet. Eventually, I was drawn in by all of them and found myself eager to learn what happened next with each.

My one quibble with this book is that most of the men are violent and evil. Violet’s brother was an exception, as was Simon, a kind neighbor of Altha. But in general, these women needed to stay away from men if they were to be safe. That seemed to cast a wide generalization about men and the possibility of a relationship that’s close and yet allows women to keep control of their own world.

Mystery and Thriller

The Last Devil to Die

Amazon.com: The Last Devil to Die: A Thursday Murder Club Mystery eBook : Osman, Richard: Kindle Store

The Last Devil to Die is part of Osman’s Thursday Murder Club series. I love this whole series about old people investigating murders in the retirement community where they live. I think this book is possibly the best since the first one.

Elizabeth, Ron, Joyce, and Ibrahim investigate the murder of an old friend. That’s intriguing. But what I really liked about this book was the further character development that takes place. It’s hard to keep showing new sides of a character in a long-running series, but Osman does a wonderful job here. Joyce looks more bold. Ibrahim reveals a sad part of his past. And Elizabeth suffers a loss.

Additionally, the book is lovely blend of serious and comic.

Yay for old people! Books don’t have to be about the young to speak to a wide audience.

Summary / Discussion

As I look at the three categories I’ve finished, I enjoyed my choices from Fiction and from Mystery & Thriller. I was less satisfied with the Historical Fiction category. I think that when an author chooses a historical era to explore, that choice is often laden with unspoken reasons. The book resonates with a reader if the reasons resonate too.

I move on to the Romance category with some trepidation. I don’t usually read romance. But then, reading more widely is one of the goals of this project. Onward!

You’re welcome to talk about these books or books of your own choice that you think fit the category.

What say you? What kind of review would you give whatever you’re reading?

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Fani Willis Fights Back With a Letter to God

by WaterGirl|  January 14, 20246:04 pm| 78 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

Fabi Willis fights back, in church. I say good for her!

Willis read a letter she penned to God in a moment of prayer earlier this week.

Describing herself as an “imperfect” and “flawed” person, Willis recounted the challenges she has faced during her time as district attorney. pic.twitter.com/ybBxQTaN1Z

— Anna Bower (@AnnaBower) January 14, 2024

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Willis described being the target of a “swatting” attack on Christmas night, when someone reported that a woman had been shot dead at her home.

It led her to think that her oldest child had been shot, she said.

“I thank you, Lord, that it all turned out to be a cruel hoax.” pic.twitter.com/3LaxmkdXks

— Anna Bower (@AnnaBower) January 14, 2024

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Willis said Wade has “impeccable” credentials.

He was previously hired by a Republican official in another county for a job that paid twice the rate, she said.

“Why is the White male Republican’s judgement good enough, but the Black female Democrat’s not?” she asked. pic.twitter.com/JK9UFuDC3W

— Anna Bower (@AnnaBower) January 14, 2024

Your thoughts?

Open thread.

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Conundrum From Hell

by Betty Cracker|  January 14, 20242:36 pm| 263 Comments

This post is in: Foreign Affairs, Open Threads, Politics, War

There was a piece on campus divisions related to the Israel vs. Hamas war in one of the major dailies a while back. (Can’t remember which one, but there were lots, and it was typical of the genre.) As expected for their demographic, most students interviewed harshly criticized Israel for the wholesale destruction in Gaza. I sympathized with most of the views expressed, though Israel’s critics lose me when they downplay the 10/7 atrocities or frame the discussion in simplistic colonialist vs. oppressed terms.

I also sympathized with much of what Israel’s defenders in that article said too, i.e., that antisemitism is a growing scourge that has always animated the worst fucking people on earth, and the Hamas fighters who attacked civilians on 10/7 were terrorists and war criminals whose actions demanded a response. But I related most to the views of a foreign student (Italian, I think) who didn’t take a clear side when asked what he thought about the situation. He said (paraphrasing), “My opinion is it’s tragic.”

Josh Marshall published a piece today that addresses how we got here and what the implications are for the Biden administration. Marshall notes that the folks staffing the admin are mostly veterans of the Obama White House who know exactly who Netanyahu is. And thanks to Netanyahu’s lock on power, American public opinion has shifted permanently too.

It was galling to many American Jews to see Netanyahu plotting against a President they supported, not to mention the offense of any foreign leader so brazenly meddle in domestic US politics. I’ve mentioned a number of times since October 7th, that it is hard to over-estimate the damage caused by having a generation of Americans learn about Israel through the prism of a long-serving Israeli Prime Minister plotting against a US President they not only supported but viewed as central to their aspirations about America’s future. But beyond the anger over Netanyahu’s open alliance with the US Republican party was an additional point: do you not realize the folly of staking the US-Israel alliance on the most rapidly declining political demographic in American society? How does that work out exactly?

Of course, from the perspective of 2024 it’s not like it’s Democratic majorities as far as the eye can see. But the same gist still applies. At the most basic level many of us predicted in 2014 precisely the dynamic of of the politics of 2024 – young voters, especially progressive voters and people of color, seeing Israel through a much different and less forgiving prism than their parents generation. You’re sowing the seeds of your own undoing and what’s worse you’re going to come crying to us for help when you reap this harvest and we’re not going to be able to provide much. And here we are.

I agree when he (Marshall) says, “It’s time for Biden to make publicly clear that his support for Israel is not support for Netanyahu and that the latter is not only an obstacle to US interests but Israeli ones as well.” From what I can tell from reading their press, most Israelis would agree, and accurately naming Netanyahu as an obstacle might mollify Biden supporters who are outraged at the seemingly unlimited support Biden has provided to Israel as it has smashed Gaza to pieces.

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The most interesting question to me is what comes next. Valued commenter Geminid shared remarks* on that topic by Ami Ayalon, ex-chief of Shin Bet (Israel’s internal security agency) in the wee hours starting here. Ayalon recognizes the failure of the Netanyahu model and proposes two potential scenarios that could emerge in the aftermath of the current war. It’s all worth reading, but here’s an excerpt:

On the way to the day after, we have reached a three-way juncture. There are only two ways out, and for now we are refusing to reach a decision and because of the disputes tearing our country apart, we also refuse to understand that not making a decision is also a decision.

One way, which I believe in, leads to a Jewish and democratic Israel in the spirit of the Declaration of Independence, a state with a Jewish majority. It will be a long process, with ups and downs, that will last perhaps 40 years and require us to make internal concessions and reach understandings among ourselves.

If Israel takes this road, the Arab countries that have ratified the Arab Peace Initiative, like the western democracies, will be on our side. I believe that this road leads us to a safe, Jewish, and democratic Israel.

The other road is the one pursued by those who mistakenly believe that the occupation is a security asset and others who believe we have no right to give up land in the land of Israel, even if this means endless war. In my view, this is a messianistic perspective that does not recognize the limitations of reality.

That road leads to a single state, in the area currently occupied by seven million Jews and seven million Arabs.. it is a violent reality in which Israel will lose its Jewish and democratic identity. This reality leads us to the Great Arab Revolt of the 1930s, to a religious conflict drawing in the most radical and violent groups on both sides.

He’s probably right about that. Geminid notes a further detail in Ayalon’s plan: a deal to get back Israeli hostages with an exchange that releases Marwan Barghouti, a former member of the Palestinian Legislative Council who is currently doing five life sentences in Israel for allegedly directing terrorist activities during the 2nd Intifada. The idea is that Barghouti, who is not affiliated with Hamas, has the credibility with Palestinians to become a potential leader of a separate state.

According to the Wiki article, Israelis have balked at releasing Barghouti before, but the current war may change that. As Israeli PM Yitzhak Rabin noted, “You don’t make peace with friends. You make it with very unsavory enemies.” Rabin, a brave statesman, was murdered by a right-wing Israeli extremist whose beliefs are similar to the hard-right blocs currently keeping the terrible Netanyahu government in power.

Nothing changes until that does. But is change possible under the current circumstances? That’s the conundrum from hell, and like it or not, the U.S. has a role to play.

Open thread.

*Link to paywalled article in Haaretz, which Geminid laboriously transcribed for us — thanks man!

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Loser! Cake? (Open Thread)

by WaterGirl|  January 14, 20241:52 pm| 41 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Politics, Trump Indictments

I listened to the Trump-Special Counsel appeals court proceeding last Tuesday, so I am aware of all the back-and-forth that occurred, but this is the best description / explanation of the significance of some of the questioning that I have seen.

Picking up at the best part, about halfway through the story.  (The Atlantic)

For another, a public official might be acquitted in the Senate for reasons other than the merits of the impeachment charges against him. In fact, that’s exactly what happened at Trump’s second impeachment trial. As Special Counsel Jack Smith noted in his D.C. Circuit brief, “At least 31 of the 43 Senators who voted to acquit the defendant”—Trump—“explained that their decision to do so rested in whole or in part on their agreement with the defendant’s argument that the Senate lacked jurisdiction to try him because he was no longer in office.” Worse yet, as Henderson and Pan later pointed out during the argument, Trump’s own lawyers conceded to the Senate in February 2021 that, even if Trump were not convicted on the impeachment charges, he could still be criminally charged. Oops.

I could go on about the impeachment-judgment clause, and the members of the panel certainly did, but the bottom line is that Trump’s argument about that clause was frivolous, and not worth making. In fact, Sauer, by extending that argument to make a limited concession to Pan’s questioning about whether he was arguing that presidents could never be criminally prosecuted—remember, he said that this could happen if the president is first convicted by the Senate—unwittingly set a nasty trap for himself.

A trap that Pan’s brilliant interrogation shut tight.

The judge wasted no time in drilling into the implications and inconsistencies in Sauer’s position. Pan asked, incredulously, “Could a president order SEAL Team Six to assassinate a political rival? That’s an official act—an order to SEAL Team Six.”

To which Sauer replied, unresponsively, that a president would quickly be impeached and removed for that. This was followed by more unresponsive words from Sauer.

Pan wanted an answer—to the question she had asked.

pan: I asked you a yes-or-no question. Could a president who ordered SEAL Team Six to assassinate a political rival [and] who was not impeached, would he be subject to criminal prosecution?

sauer: If he were impeached and convicted first—

pan: So your answer is no?

sauer: My answer is a qualified yes.

The filibustering then continued, with Sauer rambling on about Department of Justice Office of Legal Counsel memorandums, James Madison, the abuse of the criminal process. Many words.

Pan interrupted again: “I asked you a series of hypotheticals about criminal actions that could be taken by a president and could be considered official acts and have asked you: Would such a president be subject to criminal prosecution if he’s not impeached and convicted? And your answer, your yes-or-no answer, is no?”

Sauer, realizing he was being cornered somehow, tried to avoid the door closing behind him. But Pan was having none of it. Like the experienced prosecutor she is, she insisted on an answer, and wasn’t going to let go. (If this judging thing doesn’t work out for her, I’d love to see her host Meet the Press someday.)

She and Sauer went around and around on this a few more times. But the damage was done, and Pan’s point was devastatingly made—in essence, that Sauer was arguing out of both sides of his mouth. On the one hand, Sauer argued that the Constitution gave the president absolute immunity for his official acts, lest we have political prosecutions of former presidents. On the other hand, if the United States Congress—a political body if ever there was one—effectively gives permission (by impeaching and convicting), well, then, yes, a president can be prosecuted, and—wait for it—he’s not absolutely immune.

It’s hard to know whether the criminal defendant, sitting at the counsel table, could understand enough of the dialogue to know that his immunity argument had completely collapsed, right then and there. But it had.

Sometimes during appellate arguments, there’s a moment when you know exactly how the court will come out. And this was one. I once had such a moment, fortunately in my favor. My one and only argument before the U.S. Supreme Court was in a case about whether federal securities laws could impose liability for securities transactions occurring abroad. I was arguing in the negative, on behalf of an Australian bank. My opponent was up first, arguing in favor of applying American law. I figured I had the conservative justices, but I was a bit less sure about the more liberal justices.

After some preliminary questions to my adversary about jurisdiction, the Court got to the merits. I’ll never forget it. Justice Ginsburg asked a question that was more like a statement: “This case is Australian plaintiff, Australian defendant, shares purchased in Australia. It has ‘Australia’ written all over it.” I don’t know whether I heard the rest of her question, or my opponent’s answer. But I knew right then and there, before having uttered a word to the Court, that my client had won.

As for the special counsel on Tuesday morning, he, too—like everyone else in the courtroom—knew from Judge Pan’s withering questioning and Sauer’s evasive responses to her that Trump is going to lose. The only question is how quickly it will happen. I have little doubt it will be soon.

By all accounts, we can expect to see the appeals ruling by this coming Friday.  At that point we can expect to know whether the case is being thrown back to Judge Chutkan, and depending on the details of the ruling, it could be “full steam ahead” for the trial sometime in March, or it could mean more appeals and more delays.  To “stay” or not to “stay”, that is the question.  (Or at least one of them.)   En banc hearing request, accepted or denied, Supreme court request, cert accepted or denied, etc.  No matter how it goes, we will know a LOT more a week from now than we do today.

I looked into my personal crystal ball, and I am predicting an appeals court ruling  on Monday or Tuesday, and if it goes the way I hope it will, this could well be another cake-worthy event.

Open thread.

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From The Frozen Western States to Frozen Dead Guy

by TaMara|  January 14, 202411:07 am| 120 Comments

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Some weather we are having in the west and mid-west, huh? You know what subzero means at my house:

From The Frozen Western States to Frozen Dead Guy

The ducks are in the bathroom again…

Their coop is well insulated, but at subzero, I can’t keep it at a temperature I’m comfortable with, but bringing the ducks in creates another issue. They can overheat easily, so the bathroom has to be kept pretty cold. And for reasons only my cats know, they’ve been pushing open the bathroom door in the middle of the night to visit the ducks in their crate, which leads to very loud squawking at 2 a.m.

We’ll be back to normal by Tuesday, which will make the ducks very happy. Meanwhile, in NE where my extended family resides, including my unstoppable 86 yr old dad, they’ll be frozen for most of the week. Pray for my brother and SIL as they work to keep my dad from going stir-crazy and doing something stupid, like going outside in -16 degrees, not counting windchill, weather.

https://youtu.be/URwJ3wZ4Ce4

This morning, CBS Sunday Morning featured something that I’m all too familiar with, but thought you might not know about….and hopefully you’ll be as amused as we have been the last 20+ years.

Frozen Dead Guy Days is upon us and it has moved from the small town of Nederland in the mountains to the great Stanley Hotel and the small town of Estes Park, just outside Rocky Mountain National Park.

Many of you probably know that the Stanley was the inspiration for The Shining. I’ve stayed at the Stanley, and it’s not all that spooky, I’m afraid. But the owner for the last 30 years has added Shining touches all around the hotel, including my favorite, the hedge maze. It’s been fun watching it grow. When it was planted, the hedges were ankle high – it’s now about shoulder height  (my shoulder, let’s not get into the short vs tall people debate again, LOL).

The Stanley has been sold to a non-profit, so who knows what its future holds, but I think Frozen Dead Guy Festival is there to stay.

The story of Frozen Dead guy is as bizarre as you might think, but we’ve grown accustomed to it here, so we enjoy the fun of it. I was glad to see him move from his Tuff shed and dry ice to proper cryogenics.

Party on!

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Sunday Morning Open Thread: Political Playoffs Coverage, Iowa Edition

by Anne Laurie|  January 14, 20248:37 am| 217 Comments

This post is in: 2024 Primaries, Open Threads, Republicans in Disarray!, Schadenfreude

“It’s nasty out there,” Trump said as he arrived in Iowa. It’s -10 degrees here pic.twitter.com/FvhwEB8mzf

— Tyler Pager (@tylerpager) January 14, 2024

Yes, yes, you’re sick of it already… but if ‘we’ don’t cover the early probably-meaningless scrums, we might miss some once-in-a-career upset…

Blowing snow at Des Moines airport and long delays on the DSM tarmac to get to the gate — few ground crew could make it in to work, our pilot said — but flights are landing in central Iowa. https://t.co/fcLq6SpAYn pic.twitter.com/kOns9zqooa

— Jennifer Jacobs (@JenniferJJacobs) January 13, 2024

Mr. Charles P. Pierce, one of the writers I’m counting on to get me through the next eight months, with an extract from his Saturday subscriber blog — “A Bleak Forecast In Iowa And the Weather’s Bad, Too”:

… The last Iowa caucus I attended took place in a gun store way out in the boonies south of Des Moines. It was a Republican caucus and fifteen people attended. Ted Cruz won the balloting, I think. I lost track of the results as I lost track of the route back to Des Moines, which gave me a lot of time to dwell on the fundamental absurdity of granting this archaic, jerry-rigged process pride of place in our selection of the next president of the United States. Somewhere around Indianola, I determined that the Iowa caucuses had seen the last of me.

The last time around, the caucuses descended into farce. Plagued by a bug-ridden mobile app, incompetence at the highest level, and campaigns determined to take advantage of both of these things, it took sixteen days for the Iowa Democrats to determine finally that Pete Buttigieg had won more delegates than Bernie Sanders had. By then, of course, the country had returned to not giving a damn what happens in Iowa, which is the sensible thing to do.

The Democratic Party gave up its participation in this goat-roping. There was much weeping and rending of garments over this, mostly from people who believe that a quadrennial trip to the cornfields is just too fcking adorable. But a barely organized gathering of god-bothering white hayshakers has as much to do with the modern Democratic Party as it does with Luxembourg’s Chamber of Deputies…

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The Democrats, who don’t have a real nomination fight anyway, sensibly decided to kick off with four straight primaries in New Hampshire, South Carolina, Nevada, and Michigan. New Hampshire helps them maintain the quaint, and the other three are states vital to the general election. They even got the Nevada Democrats to abandon the caucus process for a primary. There is no Democratic caucus event until March 12, and that one is in the Northern Marianas Islands. Iowa is buried in the chaos of Super Tuesday on March 5, and it’s a mail-in vote. Which is pretty much where it belongs.

Iowa never had a firm grip on its pride of place. It jumped ahead of New Hampshire in 1972, but nobody thought much of the Iowa caucuses until 1976, when a win there gave the longshot candidacy of Jimmy Carter its first real boost. Still, most of the kickoff attention remained focused on New Hampshire’s primary, which established its reputation at least as far back as 1960. But the facts on the ground were changing in Iowa. The rise of activist conservative religion changed the landscape first of the Iowa Republican Party, and then of the politics of the entire state. The first inkling of what was to come came in 1988, when crackpot preacher Pat Robertson took a strong second behind Robert Dole in the GOP caucuses. As Iowa slid faster and faster toward its personal Lord and Savior, it became less and less relevant to the Democratic Party until its banjaxed 2020 process finally exhausted the party’s patience. So the Democrats left the state to Jesus—and, to the weather…

 

I am in Iowa, where the weather conditions are “The HMS Franklin and HMS Erebus Set Sail Into Creaking Ice On A Futile Hunt For The Northwest Passage” and all you got was this column https://t.co/cF55gtYA4K

— Alexandra Petri (@petridishes) January 13, 2024


National Treasure Alexandra Petri, at the Washington Post— “Iowa’s caucus system is snow way to pick a president” [gift link]:

Time for a civics lesson! In the United States, what is the first step we take to decide who gets to be on the ballot for president?

Simple! We have all the people who want to run for president go to Iowa for, say, 11 months. First, we have them eat corn under intense scrutiny and be photographed sliding down a large slide. (This must tell us something important about them — perhaps how quickly they could get down from an international summit?) They then go to a lot of event centers and restaurants and shake hands and give stump speeches as the weather gets steadily colder.

And then, we pick a weekend — ideally in the middle of January. A holiday weekend when it is so cold and snowy that Iowa, a place that is actually accustomed to snow, begins Friday by canceling school. A weekend when the local weather team is urgently telling you not to leave home if you can possibly help it, because if you are outside for five minutes with any exposed skin, you will develop frostbite. A weekend when the weather is anticipated to hit minus-25 degrees with wind chill, and minus-2 without it — a temperature so low that I had to check that it was, indeed, in Fahrenheit, given that water freezes at 32 degrees. I don’t know what water does at minus-2 degrees, but I guess I will find out!…

I see some problems with this system. I would see more problems with it, but the visibility is not very good here with all the snow. It is like being in a snow globe that someone has shaken vigorously, except you cannot turn things upside down to get them to stop. I spent a few minutes outside trying to see whether I could get coffee, and when I returned, I looked like the last survivor of a failed polar expedition. I felt as though I should apologize to all the boosters of my expedition for not finding the Northwest Passage…

Look, it is barely an insult to the Republican candidates to say that it is difficult to imagine being excited enough by any of them to want to go outside in this weather. “We need an accountant in the White House!” is hardly an applause line in a warm room with a bar in it…

… I think it’s bad any time there is an obstacle to voting. So I already do not love the caucuses, a system that requires people to be available for an extended period of time on a weeknight, something that I have discovered, as a parent, is literally impossible. Candidly, I do not think that, in order to express a preference about who gets to be the next president, you should have to load up a sled behind a team of huskies, wrap yourself in approximately 48 layers of insulation, announce, “I am just going outside and may be some time,” and find a babysitter on a Monday night. Hell of a way to choose a president!

No. This is far too cold for Hell.

It will be 1st caucus for 34% of likely Republican caucusgoers—lower than the 40% who said that in final Iowa Poll ahead of 2016 caucuses.

2012 entrance polling found 38% were 1st time caucusgoers.

This year, Trump leads among 1st-timers: 56%. Haley 14%. DeSantis 13%.

— Jennifer Jacobs (@JenniferJJacobs) January 14, 2024


And the challengers’ teams are hoping all the newbies get lost in the snow on their way to their local polling sites.

Furthermore, Underdog Grifter Vivek Ramaswamy has released his cunning plan to trick MAGAts into voting for him instead of the God-Emperor… and said God-Emperor is ANGRY. But I’m saving that for a post after y’all have a chance to get your breakfasts first.

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Sunday Morning Garden Chat: December Blooms

by Anne Laurie|  January 14, 20244:44 am| 33 Comments

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Sunday Morning Garden Chat: December Blooms

From ace photographer / commentor Ema:

Inspired by TaMara’s Winter Garden, I went to Central Park expecting to take pictures of some nice brown-ish vegetation. To my surprise, I came across trees and flowers in full bloom. Granted, it’s been mild in the city, mostly 40s and 50s. Still, one does not expect spring blooms at the end of December. (Thank you, Biden!)

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Feels like cruel snark on a day when most of the country is under various weather alerts, but…

What’s going on in your garden (planning / memories / indoor), this week?

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