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That Time of Year- Balloon Juice Pet Calendars for Sale

by John Cole|  December 3, 20237:28 pm| 7 Comments

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Actually it’s been two years, but we are back in fine form, and it is time to support Athenspets and see your favorite and not so favorite (THURSTON) pets featured. The original announcement: 2024 Balloon Juice Pet Calendars are ready to order on Cafe Press! Calendar A – Lily on the cover Calendar B – …

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FINAL CHECK: Find Your Guys in 2024 Pets of Balloon Juice Calendar B! (deadline 9 am Tuesday)

by WaterGirl|  November 27, 20239:51 am| 31 Comments

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Update 7:30 pm on Monday:  Calendars will be ready to order on Wednesday. Good morning! There were some requests to add a pet to the calendar, but there were too many to squeeze in, and not nearly enough to make another calendar, so that option didn’t turn out to be feasible. But we can do …

FINAL CHECK: Find Your Guys in 2024 Pets of Balloon Juice Calendar B! (deadline 9 am Tuesday)Post + Comments (31)

FINAL CHECK: Find Your Guys in 2024 Pets of Balloon Juice Calendar A! (deadline 9 am Tuesday)

by WaterGirl|  November 27, 20239:39 am| 23 Comments

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Update 7:30 pm on Monday:  Calendars will be ready to order on Wednesday. Good morning! There were some requests to add a pet to the calendar, but there were too many to squeeze in, and not nearly enough to make another calendar, so that option didn’t turn out to be feasible. But we can do …

FINAL CHECK: Find Your Guys in 2024 Pets of Balloon Juice Calendar A! (deadline 9 am Tuesday)Post + Comments (23)

2024 Pet Calendar – Please Find Your Pets

by WaterGirl|  November 13, 20234:30 pm| 87 Comments

This post is in: Balloon Juice, Open Threads, Pet Calendar

Since both calendars were designed and ready for 2023, we are going to make the 2024 calendars using those designs, with covers updated for 2024. Please check for your pets.   Let us know in the comments if: all is good if we need to add a heart or if you no longer want your …

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2024 Pets of Balloon Juice Calendars

by WaterGirl|  November 6, 202311:10 am| 49 Comments

This post is in: Balloon Juice, Open Threads, Pet Calendar

It’s pet calendar time again! Cafe Press seems to have resolved their paper issues, and they once again have the option to create your own calendars.  Yay! Here’s what beth and I are thinking re: the 2024 Pets of Balloon Juice Calendars. The designs for the two pet calendars for 2023 were completely finished, except for …

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Walter’s Fund – Calendars – Pet Postcards (Open Thread)

by WaterGirl|  March 26, 20232:17 pm| 81 Comments

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This is a totally open thread, combined with these announcements, so please talk about whatever you want. I think everyone knows by now that the 2023 Pet Calendars are a no go for this year. Calendars Is everyone aware that you can get a .pdf file of all the calendar months with a $10 donation …

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Pets of Balloon Juice Calendar (Digital Version for Sale)

by WaterGirl|  March 8, 20237:25 pm| 48 Comments

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Re-upping this post in case people didn’t see it on Tuesday morning. Originally posted on March 7, 2023 at 11:15 am. Wednesday evening comments start at #34. Thermometer starting at $5,126 this evening. We are officially moving on to another plan for the 2023 pet calendar, as it’s now close to mid-March and still no sign …

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