So I am trying to be a better person and work on my anger issues. A little bit ago, in the big city headed to the grocery, I was in the left lane and a woman in the right lane a little ahead of me tried to get in the left lane and cut me off, so I gave a polite honk of the horn. Not a “HONK FUCKKKKKK YOUUUUU!!!!! HONK,” but a little “beep-beep hey let’s not have to call our insurance agents today honk.”
She swerved over and I could see her puffing angrily on her cigarette and I knew I was going to get an earful. At the light, she pulled up next to me looking all pissed off and yelled “Asshole” at me even though I had done nothing wrong, and I just shrugged my shoulders and yelled back “My dogs think I’m awesome.”
She didn’t know what to do and just looked at me. The light turned green and I left.