#BREAKING: Sessions hires his own lawyer https://t.co/REFCH5fgB3 pic.twitter.com/gE9f6zSxt9
— The Hill (@thehill) June 20, 2017
NEW: Lawyer Chuck Cooper tells @NBCNightlyNews that he is representing AG Sessions on Russia investigation matters – @PeterAlexander
— NBC Nightly News (@NBCNightlyNews) June 20, 2017
Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III made his career using the full weight of “Law & Order” to abuse unruly people of color, uppity women, young people and poor people with ever-more-restrictive drug laws, capricious enforcement of petty regulations, and statutes restricting the lives and freedom of ex-felons. He was an earlier rider on the ‘Trump train’ because he saw, in a Trump administration, a cushy future where he would be able to enforce his eighteenth-century prejudices on even more people over a wider range.
Were he to end up bankrupted and emotionally broken due to the application of those expansive “Law & Order” codes… well, it wouldn’t improve my estimate of the Trickster God’s script-writing abilities, but I would enjoy the final act.
MAGA: Make Attorneys Get Attorneys
— This Isn't Normal (@thisisntnormall) June 20, 2017
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