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Ron DeSaster

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Cold Grey Pre-Dawn Open Thread: The Not-Trump GOP Campaigns Follow Their Natural Arc

by Anne Laurie|  January 4, 20243:59 am| 98 Comments

This post is in: 2024 Primaries, Open Threads, Proud to Be A Democrat, Republicans in Disarray!, Ron DeSaster

Cold Grey Pre-Dawn Open Thread: The Not-Trump GOP Campaigns Follow Their Natural Arc

(Jack Ohman via GoComics.com)

So, DeSantis trailed Trump by 10 points at the start of 2023, but ends the year *50 points* behind.

Congrats to ?@BryanDGriffin?, ??@ChristinaPushaw?, & ?@JeremyRedfernFL? for running the most disastrous campaign in living memory. https://t.co/8e2eHeZwCY

— Mehdi Hasan (@mehdirhasan) December 29, 2023

And Karl Rove says Romney can still win Ohio after Hamilton County. https://t.co/NIkuq0RLQk

— Eric Michael Garcia (@EricMGarcia) December 30, 2023

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Scrooged Open Thread: Ron DeSaster’s Cursed Campaign

by Anne Laurie|  December 24, 20238:26 pm| 84 Comments

This post is in: 2024 Primaries, C.R.E.A.M., Republican Venality, Ron DeSaster

Infirm of purpose, give me the daggers…

She’s taking over. pic.twitter.com/wI9DkS3fDq

— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) December 23, 2023

By the time the 2028 campaign starts, their kids will be old enough that Mommy could leave them at home while *she* toured the redder parts of the country (assuming there hasn’t been a reputation-spoiling family crisis before then, and that the Republican Party still exists).

Were I Ron [*shivers*], I’d start sleeping with one eye open…

I'm sure DeSantis has totally normal beliefs on end of life care. https://t.co/9EVgHK6KOr

— zeddy (@Zeddary) December 24, 2023

Gift link to the NYTimes, taking an undeserved victory lap — “What Went Wrong for Ron DeSantis in 2023″:

The Florida governor entered the year flush with cash and momentum. In the months since, internal chaos and Donald Trump’s indictments have sapped even his most avid supporters…

Boxed in by a base enamored with Mr. Trump that has instinctively rallied to the former president’s defense, Mr. DeSantis has struggled for months to match the hype that followed his landslide 2022 re-election. Now, with the first votes in the Iowa caucuses only weeks away on Jan. 15, Mr. DeSantis has slipped in some polls into third place, behind Nikki Haley, and has had to downsize his once-grand national ambitions to the simple hopes that a strong showing in a single state — Iowa — could vault him back into contention.

For a candidate who talks at length about his own disinterest in “managing America’s decline,” people around Mr. DeSantis are increasingly talking about managing his.

Ryan Tyson, Mr. DeSantis’s longtime pollster and one of his closest advisers, has privately said to multiple people that they are now at the point in the campaign where they need to “make the patient comfortable,” a phrase evoking hospice care. Others have spoken of a coming period of reputation management, both for the governor and themselves, after a slow-motion implosion of the relationship between the campaign and an allied super PAC left even his most ardent supporters drained and demoralized.

The same December evening Mr. DeSantis held a triumphant rally in celebration of visiting the last of Iowa’s 99 counties — the symbolic culmination of his effort to out-hustle Mr. Trump there — his super PAC, Never Back Down, fired three of its top officials, prompting headlines that undercut the achievement.

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Tuesday Night Open Thread: Ron DeSaster Is Not A Happy Man

by Anne Laurie|  December 12, 20237:56 pm| 72 Comments

This post is in: 2024 Primaries, Open Threads, Republican Stupidity, Ron DeSaster, Schadenfreude

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— Inflight Hypersonic Missile Technician (he/him) (@SILEN_PHOTO) December 11, 2023

Morton’s neuroma — no wonder the man can’t smile like a human!

One good thing about this. You know his feet are killing him.

— RevDerrick (@RevvDerrick) December 11, 2023

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Thursday Morning Open Thread: Florida, Man…

by Anne Laurie|  August 31, 20238:05 am| 204 Comments

This post is in: How about that weather?, Open Threads, Show Us on the Doll Where the Invisible Hand Touched You, Ron DeSaster

At @POTUS' direction, the federal government pre-positioned personnel and resources to immediately support response and recovery efforts for Hurricane Idalia.

This Administration will continue to work closely with first responders and local officials as the storm progresses. pic.twitter.com/wz3R3FkeQt

— The White House (@WhiteHouse) August 31, 2023

Praise be the Trickster God, Idalia (so far) seems to have been far less destructive in Florida than feared. Per the Washington Post, “In Florida, Idalia leaves a trail of destruction and a sense of relief”[unpaywalled gift link]:

… As Idalia churned northeast toward Georgia and the Carolinas on Wednesday, bringing with it hurricane-force winds and more fears of fatal flooding, communities across Florida’s Big Bend region were beginning to assess the storm’s damage.

Idalia cut an unpredictable path of destruction, rending some homes from their foundations while sparing others.

But as the storm moved on from Florida, residents and officials here were hopeful that they had avoided the deadliest, worst-case scenarios, releasing a cautious, statewide exhale nearly one year after Hurricane Ian caused catastrophic damage and claimed roughly 150 lives.

“This is ten times better than what I expected to come back to,” said Joe Brenner, standing outside of his intact home in the tiny coastal town of Keaton Beach, where Idalia made landfall…

At least two motorists died while driving on the region’s rain-sodden roads, authorities said. The storm’s toll may rise in the coming days, but state leaders said they haven’t yet seen the telltale indicators of a high death count…

Ergo, I consider myself permitted to share some storm-related snark…

Even the trees have gone woke https://t.co/pic7QG7KXb

— Susan J. Demas ?? (@sjdemas) August 30, 2023

Hurricane Idalia causes 100-year-old oak tree to split, fall on Gov. DeSantis' mansion https://t.co/8iCpyOxTwm pic.twitter.com/76no5hN8PW

— WFLA NEWS (@WFLA) August 30, 2023

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Late Night Open Thread: Repubs Complain DeSantis Has Done the Unforgivable

by Anne Laurie|  July 29, 202312:44 am| 121 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Republican Venality, Republicans in Disarray!, Ron DeSaster, Schadenfreude

Seems to me the story isn't that DeSantis fired the Nazi guy. The story is that DeSantis hired a Nazi guy that he now has to fire

— Will Bunch (@Will_Bunch) July 25, 2023

Ron and his kkkrew of ‘mischevious’ young groypers have rent the GOP’s flimsy scrim of plausible deniability (Of course I’m not a racist, but many people are saying… ) to flinders! Those careless bastards!!!

Rod Dreher is saddened…

It's truly heartbreaking to see bright young conservatives get distracted by internet edgelord behaviour from the pressing struggle to use the coercive power of the state to violently purge society of degenerate elements and reorient the national community for the common good. https://t.co/km2imaz6JG

— Nathan Goldwag ???? (@GoldwagNathan) July 26, 2023

Because, see, Rod has a Black Jewish friend:

I’ve talked to a couple of ppl who know him, including a Jew, & they both believe Nate. They think he was truly naive. I hope that is true. I spent some of this afternoon in Budapest in the Dohany Street Synagogue, in the garden of which Hungarian Nazis buried 2,200 Jews in 2/

a mass grave, during the Holocaust. It’s just up the street from the hotel where Eichmann set up HQ to direct the Budapest deportations. It disgusts me that these young right wingers play around with these symbols to be edgelords. I’m going to choose to believe my friends, & 3/

accept that Hochman sincerely didn’t know what he was doing. He’s wrecked his career, bec after once praising notorious Jew-hater Nick Fuentes, Hochman makes all those who defended him look like suckers. A tragedy all around — Hochman is a super-bright guy. Which is why it’s so difficult to believe that he was so naive about the Nazi sun symbol. But I’ll accept that it’s true, because I don’t want to believe the worst about somebody I respect, and the two friends I know who vouch for him are trustworthy. /end

Rod, it looks exactly like a Nazi symbol even to somebody who didn't already know it was a Nazi symbol.

— The Fig Economy (@figgityfigs) July 26, 2023

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Tuesday Evening Open Thread: Dead Bounce DeSaster

by Anne Laurie|  July 25, 20236:00 pm| 112 Comments

This post is in: 2024 Primaries, Republican Stupidity, Ron DeSaster

Dead Bounce Ron and the High Roller / Private Jet Doom Loop https://t.co/r9ZIMNZNbr via @TPM

— Josh Marshall (@joshtpm) July 24, 2023

Important points by Josh Marshall, here, concerning Dead Bounce Ron and his most enthusiastic supporters:

As we continue to watch the ignominious collapse of Ron DeSantis’s campaign (predicted many months ago by yours truly but not like I’m focusing on that or anything), there’s a curious bit of backstory I’m reminded of. But before we get to that I wanted to flag this weekend New York Times article. It’s so passively devastating I think DeSantis’s estate might have a plausible wrongful death claim against the authors…

My takeaway…: The campaign appears to be trapped in a sort of people-hating, private-jet-taking death loop. We learn from the article that Ron and wife Casey really, really like flying on private jets, which of course cost a ton of money. I confess that I’m not a huge fan of flying. But if I were, a private jet would probably be pretty cool. But it’s also not hard to see their extreme attachment to private jets as part of or at least a symbol of not liking being around regular people. Maybe not liking being around anybody at all. Some people just want the privacy to unwind with a handful of pudding…

One of the ways the campaign has burned through a ton of money is the travel on private jets. The campaign also remains highly dependent on high-end donors rather than small donors. Unlike with online small donors, you’ve got to attend fundraisers in person to collect those checks. Which means a lot more travel. On private jets. Which means a lot more spending.

It all comes back to the fact that normal people (who don’t max out their federal limits with a single check) aren’t giving the campaign enough money. And maybe that’s not a huge surprise because the DeSantises don’t like being around those people, which is why they’re addicted to private jets. Thus we get back to the root of the problem…

When Ron was still riding high I spoke to some Republican insiders and others who talk to the insiders who won’t talk to me. The thing that came through most consistently was that these folks were excited about DeSantis because he was the neo-Jebbite candidate in the race. A Jebbite candidate clothed in a MAGA suit to succeed in the post-Trump era, to be sure, but still a Jebbite candidate. I imagine that this would seem odd to a lot of people since whatever ones feelings about Jeb Bush I don’t think most people ever thought of him as scary or evil. The fact that DeSantis was, like Bush, a Governor of Florida just cemented the equation. It also gave him a footing with many of the same Florida high-roller donors, or at least same kind of Florida high roller donors…

Of course, DeSantis’s billionaire backers were happy to go along with whatever kind of campaign he was going to run – as long as he was successful. But he wasn’t. And that’s the key to the campaign’s still-unfolding free-fall. There was never a real DeSantis constituency, aside perhaps from some Incel/mass shooting message boards. What there was was a pretty big move-on-from-Trump constituency.

It wasn’t a majority certainly and it wasn’t Never Trump or anti-Trump. But there was a substantial minority of Republicans interested in moving on from Trump’s baggage and the mounting evidence of his electoral weakness — if it could be done. What DeSantis did do last Fall was consolidate almost all of that move-on constituency based on the mistaken belief that he could pull it off. Once that impression started to falter there was no real support for the guy himself to hold on to. And here we are — on a private jet to nowhere.

It's very important for DeSantis that the GOP primary be seen as a two-person race. In two early-voting states, it isn't. https://t.co/dcxrwNwaEu

— Philip Bump (@pbump) July 24, 2023

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Saturday Night Sh*tposting Open Thread: Rolling, Roiling DeSaster

by Anne Laurie|  July 22, 202310:35 pm| 117 Comments

This post is in: 2024 Primaries, Open Threads, Proud to Be A Democrat, Republicans in Disarray!, Ron DeSaster, Schadenfreude

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— ??????????*THEE* Bougier Than Thou?????????? (@ScottyBurberry) July 21, 2023

This guy seems to have been created in a lab to draw the disdain / mockery of partisans on *every* facet of the ideological spectrum. We’re not gonna miss him when he’s gone (because the GOP Death Cultists will immediately puke up someone-thing even more revolting), but by garsh Ron DeSaster will down in history… as a sad-trombone exemplar of a very particular time in American history…

A relaunch on Threads hosted by Zuckerberg, perhaps https://t.co/vuEjjoc7UQ

— Tom Nichols (@RadioFreeTom) July 21, 2023

Ron DeSantis: When you're worried Donald Trump isn't homophobic enough, think slavery was good for the negroes, or think RFK Jr has some neat ideas

— Lord Businessman (@BusinessmanLego) July 22, 2023

there isn’t gonna be a day one for you, dawg, “day one” is going to be the first day of dark brandon’s second term and he’s gonna try to keep your state from becoming a coral reef even if you won’t. https://t.co/3JtuH0ooEO

— GOLIKEHELLMACHINE (@golikehellmachi) July 19, 2023

The proof is in the pudding….problem is, its gonna take more than three fingers https://t.co/ScEGn0ewiZ

— Ragnarok Lobster (@eclecticbrotha) July 20, 2023

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