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True-Life Tales of Terror

by Betty Cracker|  October 31, 20158:24 am| 132 Comments

This post is in: Because of wow., Domestic Politics, Lindsey Graham's Fee Fees, Midnight Confessions, Sweet Fancy Moses!, WTF?

Jezebel has their top 10 reader horror stories up here. Meh. I think we can do better, Juicers. Anyone got any true-life tales of terror to tell this Halloween? I’ll start us off, even though mine isn’t really all that scary. I’ve alluded to it briefly before, but here it is in detail:

My maternal grandmother is from the Carolinas. She was a schoolteacher when my sister and I were growing up, so she had summers off, and she’d take us on road trips to go camping, see historical sites (she was a history teacher) and visit relatives.

One of her cousins had inherited the old family manse, which was built in the 1820s (I think):

haunted house

Everyone assumed Cousin Howard was gay because he never married or had a girlfriend that anyone ever heard about, and he was a natty dresser with a flair for decorating. Back then, people made those kinds of assumptions.

(Now that I think back on it, Cousin Howard’s speech and mannerisms were somewhat reminiscent of Senator Lindsey Graham’s, another confirmed bachelor from the Carolinas. So maybe things haven’t changed so much after all, as far as assumptions go.)

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Saturday Morning Open Thread: Happy Halloween!

by Anne Laurie|  October 31, 20154:33 am| 87 Comments

This post is in: Because of wow., Open Threads

Love this one also! #halloween2015 #POTUS #FLOTUS pic.twitter.com/fJAOr5LwUv

— Tamika (@iBiteiStrike) October 30, 2015

Via valued commentor LAMH. I’m hardly an Obot, but this may be the coolest costumed couple of 2015. If you wanna argue, paste a link below!

What’s on the agenda for the day, holiday-related or otherwise?

ETA: Okay, via commentor Dubo, here’s the best adult couple…

World Hide and Seek Champions 2013. #HappyHalloween! ?? https://t.co/JTTL3TXSVf pic.twitter.com/anOf5QVvqg

— Lsjourney (@lsjourneys) October 30, 2015

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Late Night Open Thread: In Non-GOP-Related Campaign News…

by Anne Laurie|  October 31, 201512:51 am| 74 Comments

This post is in: #BLM #M4BL, Election 2016, Hillary Clinton 2016, Open Threads, Proud to Be A Democrat

Hillary Clinton speaking before roughly 2100 at Atlanta rally pic.twitter.com/R3usUTHOyb

— Sabrina Siddiqui (@SabrinaSiddiqui) October 30, 2015

Jesse Jackson, to standing ovation, at HRC event in Atlanta: "It's healing time. It's hope time. It's Hillary Clinton time."

— Sabrina Siddiqui (@SabrinaSiddiqui) October 30, 2015

Rep. John Lewis in Atlanta with HRC: "Hillary Clinton is without a doubt the most qualified person to be president of the United States."

— Sabrina Siddiqui (@SabrinaSiddiqui) October 30, 2015

Black Lives Matter protesters interrupt Hillary, who says, "Yes, Black Lives do matter!" to loud cheers.

— Sabrina Siddiqui (@SabrinaSiddiqui) October 30, 2015

Fewer than 10 protesters singing near front of podium. They're getting quieter as Hillary continues.

— Steve Peoples (@sppeoples) October 30, 2015

John Lewis has joined Clinton back on stage as protesters continue to chant and sing over her speech.

— Sabrina Siddiqui (@SabrinaSiddiqui) October 30, 2015

Huge "let her talk" chant breaks out.

— Steve Peoples (@sppeoples) October 30, 2015

Black Lives Matter protesters leaving venue.

— Steve Peoples (@sppeoples) October 30, 2015

From Peoples’ AP report:

… At multiple campaign stops, the Democratic presidential front-runner outlined her plans for criminal justice reform, an issue that she and her rivals — Vermont Sen. Bernie Sanders and former Maryland Gov. Martin O’Malley — each pitch as they court black voters who will help choose a nominee. But for Clinton this time, a mostly friendly audience at Clark Atlanta University included several protesters from the Black Lives Matter Movement.

They sang and chanted for nearly 12 minutes as Clinton tried to speak over them. Rep. John Lewis, a hero in the civil rights movement of the 1950s and 1960s, urged them to stop, as did the musician Usher. But they persisted until the crowd of more than 2,000 students, most of them black, chanted, “Let her talk!”…

The former secretary of state encountered no such trouble later Friday in North Charleston, South Carolina, where she was warmly received at an NAACP banquet held less than 10 miles from Emanuel African American Episcopal Church, a historic black congregation where a white gunman killed the pastor and eight others in June.

Clinton sat silently through a ceremony for the families of “The Emanuel 9,” then during her later remarks praised them for their “grace and resilience.”

She also used the venue to emphasize her support for tougher gun laws. “The murder of nine innocents at Bible study has renewed the call to do something about the senseless gun violence that stalks our country,” she said. “The question for us is how many more people have to die before we take action.”…

Clinton called Friday for eliminating sentencing disparities between crack cocaine crimes and those that involve powder cocaine. The changes would build on a 2010 act of Congress that narrowed the disparity between crack crimes — which are concentrated among minorities — and powder crimes, which are more likely to involve whites. Clinton’s plan would make the change retroactive.

She proposed a legal ban on racial profiling by police. The policy would forbid federal, state and local officers from “relying on a person’s race when conducting routine or spontaneous investigatory activities,” unless they have information linking a suspect to a crime. Clinton hasn’t detailed how her idea would go beyond existing law, but her campaign cited previous congressional proposals that would make it easier for alleged profiling victims to recover damages from government agencies in civil court.

Clinton also embraced the movement to “ban the box,” or prevent the federal government and contractors from asking about criminal history during initial job applications. Studies have shown that employers are reluctant to consider applications with a criminal history, but job prospects improve for former felons if hiring managers hear about their qualifications before their criminal records.

“I believe in second chances,” Clinton said in South Carolina.

Clinton has made frank discussion about the country’s lingering racism a central theme of her primary campaign, in an effort to woo the coalition of minority, young, and female voters who twice catapulted Barack Obama into the White House.

In Atlanta, she stressed her determination to build upon Obama’s legacy. “It will be up to me assuming we get this done to be a president who builds on what we have achieved and goes even further,” she said…

Sounds to me like HRClinton is making all the right points!

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Oh Yeah- World Series Open Thread

by John Cole|  October 30, 20159:24 pm| 105 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

Soooo this just happened a little bit ago.

I decided to give the dogs some of those skinny rawhide twist treats, and as I was opening the bag, a bunch fell out. The dogs were there in the kitchen waiting for them, and rather than pick them all up, I just tried to kick them into the living room since they are so small.

I made the kicking motion, missed the treats, my slipper flew off and hit Lily in the face, and rather than go for a treat, Thurston grabbed the slipper and took off into the yard with it. I was left standing there wearing one slipper with my other being ravaged in the backyard by Thurston, Lily was looking at me giving me sad eyes like she had done something wrong, and Rosie couldn’t believe all the treats were hers and no one else wanted one.

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Friday Recipe Exchange: Brought To You By Butter

by TaMara|  October 30, 20159:14 pm| 20 Comments

This post is in: Cooking, Recipes

Mmm, Dinner Final

From the blog, a modified recipe exchange:

Tonight friends are coming over for dinner, so this will be a modified recipe exchange featuring the recipes from tonight’s menu. When I was putting together the shopping list I realized butter was making an appearance in a big way. I usually go through about a pound of butter every two or more months. I cook mostly with olive oil and unless I’m baking sweets the butter languishes in the freezer. Tonight I anticipate going through almost three-quarters of a pound. No one said it was going to be a low-cal night.

Skillet Cookies

As promised, here is a photo of the cute little skillet cookies. I had to make a test batch for cooking times. Sometimes the trickiest part of a dinner party is timing everything out. They are going to be warm from the oven for cookie sundaes. It’s a good thing I tested – needed to double the amount of cookie dough per pan and additional baking time.

Cookie sundae

I think the sundaes will be a hit. I’m not gonna lie, the test sundae was yummy.

Pictured at the top of the post is fairly close to the rest of what I am planning tonight.  Here are the recipes:

Buttered Potato Pie – click here (and there is an entire menu, recipes and shopping list at that link)

Roasted Asparagus (still debating on adding the cheese or not) – click here.

Dark Chocolate Chip Cookies – click here

The appetizer is going to be fresh baked bread with a variety of dips, including roasted garlic, which is in the oven right now and making the house smell delicious, and there will be a side salad.

If you’ve been around a while, you’ll notice these are recipes I’ve made on several other occasions. I wanted tonight to be pretty casual, so items I’m very familiar with and can make without ever consulting the recipes, means I can spend more time with friends and less time stressing about presentation. Also, each recipe is a favorite of one person or another, so added bonus.

Ok, you’re on your own tonight. What’s on the menu? Are you prepared for the Halloween onslaught? I dread the leftover candy, how about you?

I almost forgot, there was a Bixby update this week for the pet lovers.

Finally, here is the main dish of the evening. It’s usually served over buttered noodles, but the potatoes are a favorite and worked well the last time I paired them with the chicken, so I didn’t hesitate to do it again. Rules? We don’t need no stinkin’ rules.

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So Much for that Sister News Organization Thing

by John Cole|  October 30, 20159:13 pm| 30 Comments

This post is in: Our Failed Media Experiment

Remember this:

Tapper: It’s escaped none of our notice that the White House has decided in the last few weeks to declare one of our sister organizations “not a news organization” and to tell the rest of us not to treat them like a news organization. Can you explain why it’s appropriate for the White House to decide that a news organization is not one –

(Crosstalk)

Gibbs: Jake, we render, we render an opinion based on some of their coverage and the fairness that, the fairness of that coverage.

Tapper: But that’s a pretty sweeping declaration that they are “not a news organization.” How are they any different from, say –

Gibbs: ABC –

Tapper: ABC. MSNBC. Univision. I mean how are they any different?

Gibbs: You and I should watch sometime around 9 o’clock tonight. Or 5 o’clock this afternoon.

Tapper: I’m not talking about their opinion programming or issues you have with certain reports. I’m talking about saying thousands of individuals who work for a media organization, do not work for a “news organization” — why is that appropriate for the White House to say?

Gibbs: That’s our opinion.

That was in response to mild criticism of a network that we all know actually ISN’T a news organization, for fear of a chilling effect on the media. Well, here’s the real deal:

The Republican National Committee on Friday pulled out of a planned Feb. 26 debate with NBC News amidst a revolt by candidates after Wednesday’s CNBC debate.

“While debates are meant to include tough questions and contrast candidates’ visions and policies for the future of America, CNBC’s moderators engaged in a series of ‘gotcha’ questions, petty and mean-spirited in tone, and designed to embarrass our candidates,” RNC Chairman Reince Priebus wrote in a letter to NBC News Chairman Andrew Lack.

Since CNBC is an NBC Universal property, “We are suspending the partnership with NBC News” for its Feb. 26 debate.

Priebus’s email panned CNBC for “inaccurate or downright offensive” questions, specifically singling out a question to Donald Trump, who was asked whether he was running a “comic book” version of a presidential campaign.

“What took place Wednesday night was not an attempt to give the American people a greater understanding of our candidates’ policies and ideas.

Debates can mean big money for networks, which charge premium prices to advertise for the event. CNBC reportedly charged about $250,000 for a 30-second ad during Wednesday night’s debate — similar to reported prices for the previous CNN debate.

And let’s be clear- the questions weren’t mean and unfair:

The Republican presidential candidates are right. The media do suck.

But not for the reasons the candidates complained about Wednesday night.

We in the media suck because we have rewarded their rampant dishonesty and buffoonery with nonstop news coverage. Which, of course, has encouraged more dishonesty and buffoonery.

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Preparation is the Key to Success: Halloween Edition

by Adam L Silverman|  October 30, 20158:48 pm| 42 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

Just in case something goes really, really wrong between now and tomorrow night, I thought it was prudent to direct everyone to Field Manual (FM) 999-3: Counter Zombie Operations at the Fireteam Level*.

Stay alert! Stay alive! And if necessary: Strike Hard!

FM 999-3 Counter-Zombie Operations at the Fireteam Level

* I actually used this in the US Army’s first Warfighting Exercise in 2012. I was temporarily assigned control (TACON) as the Cultural Advisor for III Corps throughout 2012 and was on site as the Corps’ cultural advisor for the exercise. As the exercise was winding down some wise guy in exercise control (EXCON) decided to throw a massive solar flare generated EMP that wiped out all unshielded electronics into the scenario (added for clarity). Deciding rather to be safe then sorry, as I’d seen Night of the Comet, I immediately stepped out of the targeting synch meeting, went down the hall to my office, printed out a copy of FM 999-3, and brought it back to the meeting.

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