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Archives for July 2016

Open Thread: Stop Mewling, Hugh

by Anne Laurie|  July 31, 20169:23 pm| 235 Comments

This post is in: Activist Judges!, Election 2016, Hail to the Hairpiece, Open Threads, Republican Venality, Republicans in Disarray!

Shorter Hugh: "He's not really a racist, and Pence and his kids will keep an eye on him." No sale. #NeverTrump https://t.co/SMTK6Zm4Hm

— Tom Nichols (@RadioFreeTom) July 31, 2016

You were right there moderating debates, and you couldn’t keep Trump from beating every other GOP candidate…

.@hughhewitt to Republicans: "Put down your #NeverTrump pride and start working to save the Supreme Court." https://t.co/Wuscte1f7D

— Sahil Kapur (@sahilkapur) July 31, 2016

Flipside of @hughhewitt's argument: numerous conservative legal scholars don't trust Trump to pick good justices. https://t.co/5c950cYk1g

— Sahil Kapur (@sahilkapur) July 31, 2016

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Open Thread: Mirror Images (But Trump’s Is A Funhouse Mirror)

by Anne Laurie|  July 31, 20167:01 pm| 343 Comments

This post is in: Because of wow., Election 2016, Open Threads

No matter your political preference, this is a very interesting, cool exercise in discourse structure. #linguistics pic.twitter.com/t9p64jxJDh

— Jason Baldridge (@jasonbaldridge) July 29, 2016


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What’s on the agenda as we gird for another week?

Hillary Clinton bounces back in battleground states post-convention https://t.co/fZb6J6a499

— MickieMo (@MickieMo) July 31, 2016

Our new national poll finds Hillary Clinton hitting 50%- leads Donald Trump 50-45 in the head to head: https://t.co/ZauktuqbHF

— PublicPolicyPolling (@ppppolls) July 31, 2016

Lots of popular surrogates for Dems. Michelle Obama fav 56/39, Joe Biden 50/39, Bill Clinton 48/45, Chelsea 45/31: https://t.co/ZauktuqbHF

— PublicPolicyPolling (@ppppolls) July 31, 2016

Obama approval now at 54% in Gallup–tied for highest since early 2013. Looks like a DNC bump. pic.twitter.com/oCUEdnbpNa

— Nate Cohn (@Nate_Cohn) July 31, 2016

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Sunday Evening Open Thread

by Betty Cracker|  July 31, 20164:54 pm| 177 Comments

This post is in: Domestic Politics, Food, Open Threads

I love to cook, but I don’t usually bake — it requires too much precision. But I made some blueberry scones today that turned out pretty well:

scones

I used a recipe from Epicurious, modified slightly to account for the dearth of Meyer lemons (had to use regular instead).

My kiddo is on a road trip, which makes me nervous as hell. So I’m cooking and baking up a storm as if that will keep the forces of evil luck at bay. It doesn’t make any sense, but it’s that or Xanax.

Next on the menu: fish tacos. What are you up to?

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Thrice Before Cock Crow

by Tom Levenson|  July 31, 20162:27 pm| 246 Comments

This post is in: Grifters Gonna Grift, Hail to the Hairpiece, Looks Like I Picked the Wrong Week to Stop Sniffing Glue, Our Failed Media Experiment, Sociopaths

Donald Trump, back when life was just tyrants and skittles:

“I do have a relationship, and I can tell you that he’s very interested in what we’re doing here today,” Trump told Roberts, when asked about his relationship with Putin. “He’s probably very interested in what you and I are saying today and I’m sure he’s going to be seeing it in some form. But I do have a relationship with him and I think it’s very interesting to see what’s happened…

…I mean look, he’s done a very brilliant job in terms of what he represents and what he’s representing,” Trump said. “If you look at what he’s done with Syria, if you look at so many of the different things, he has really eaten our president’s lunch, let’s not kid ourselves.”

Donald Trump this morning:

STEPHANOPOULOS: Let’s talk about Russia. You made a lotta headlines with Russia this week. What exactly is your relationship with Vladimir Putin?

TRUMP: I have no relationship with Putin. I have no relationship with Putin.

STEPHANOPOULOS: But if you have no relationship with Putin, then why did you say, in 2013, “I do have a relationship,” in 2014, “I spoke–”

TRUMP: Because he has said nice things about me over the years. I remember years ago, he said something, many years ago, he said something very nice about me. I said something good about him when Larry King was on. This was a long time ago. And I said, “He is a tough cookie,” or something to that effect. He said something nice about me. This has been going on. We did 60 Minutes together, by the way, not together together…

To his credit, The Clinton Guy Shocked By Blowjobs (™ Charles Pierce, but too damn good not to steal) pressed the Incompressible Jizztrumpet* just a wee bit on that bit of revisionist Trumpismo:

STEPHANOPOULOS: But– I– I just wanna clear this up. Because you did say, on three different occasions, you had a relationship with him. Now you say there’s none.

TRUMP: Well, I don’t know what it means by having a relationship…

Stephanopoulos asked Trump three times in all to square that circle, and by interview’s end, the mangled apricot hellbeast seemed to realize he had a bit of a problem, leading to this weak finish to the line begun above with “Well, I don’t know…”

I didn’t meet him. I haven’t spent time with him. I didn’t have dinner with him. I didn’t– go hiking with him. I don’t know– I– I wouldn’t know him from Adam except I see his picture, and I would know what he looks like.

 

rembrandt peter christ

Beyond looking on in awe at the sheer speed and volume of Trump’s lies (a strength to date, but, I’m coming to think, a growing liability in the general election phase), there’s the meat of the interview, and his attempt to have it both ways on the Ukraine and Crimea:

STEPHANOPOULOS: Then why did you soften the GOP platform on Ukraine?

TRUMP: I wasn’t involved in that. Honestly, I was not involved.

STEPHANOPOULOS: Your people were.

TRUMP: Yes. I was not involved in that. I’d like to — I’d have to take a look at it. But I was not involved in that.

STEPHANOPOULOS: Do you know what they did?

TRUMP: They softened it, I heard, but I was not involved.

STEPHANOPOULOS: They took away the part of the platform calling for the provision of lethal weapons to Ukraine to defend themselves.

Why is that a good idea?

TRUMP: Well, look, you know, I have my own ideas. He’s not going into Ukraine, OK?

Just so you understand. He’s not going to go into Ukraine, all right?

You can mark it down and you can put it down, you can take it anywhere you want.

STEPHANOPOULOS: Well, he’s already there, isn’t he?

TRUMP: OK, well, he’s there in a certain way, but I’m not there yet. You have Obama there. And frankly, that whole part of the world is a mess under Obama, with all the strength that you’re talking about and all of the power of NATO and all of this, in the meantime, he’s going where — he takes — takes Crimea, he’s sort of — I mean…

STEPHANOPOULOS: But you said you might recognize that.

TRUMP: I’m going to take a look at it. But, you know, the people of Crimea, from what I’ve heard, would rather be with Russia than where they were. And you have to look at that, also.

Now, that was under — just so you understand, that was done under Obama’s administration. And as far as the Ukraine is concerned, it’s a mess. And that’s under the Obama’s administration, with his strong ties to NATO.

So with all of these strong ties to NATO, Ukraine is a mess. Crimea has been taken. Don’t blame Donald Trump for that.

The key soundbite, of course, is “The people of Crimea, from what I’ve heard, would rather be with Russia than where they were.”

There’s more:  Stephanopoulos’s failure to press Trump on taxes (the Weasel-headed Fucknugget trotted out the audit excuse again, and Stephanopoulus let it pass); Trump’s claim he has no business ties to Russia, no debt, the claim “I’m so liquid, I don’t need debt,” and the truly bold lie, “If I need debt, if I want debt, I can get it from banks in New York City very easily.”  Err, not so much. Note also that Trump’s sole remaining big-bank lender isn’t exactly robust.)

All of which is to say that while Capt. Khan’s parents make the overarching argument against Trump the person as president, this Russia stuff, and the question of who owns Donald Trump is the drip, drip, drip tale that reminds us that Trump the policy-maker poses a clear and present danger to American and global security.

In IOW, my friends, this interview is the sound of a story with legs.

*I find as I check the source that I misquoted yesterday’s invective.  It was Cheeto-faced, ferret wearing shitgibbon, not as I had it:  “Cheetos-faced, ferret-topped shitgibbon.  The singular cheeto is clearly better, but I think ferret-topped scans better, so there.

Image: Rembrandt van Rijn, St Peter’s Denial, 1660. ETA: It will reward you to click on the link and look at a full rez version of this painting.  Jesus being led away in chains on the right whilst Peter goes “No, no, no….” in glorious chiaroscuro.

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A Profile of the Khans

by Adam L Silverman|  July 31, 20161:33 pm| 74 Comments

This post is in: Domestic Politics, Politics, War

Back in March 2005 The Washington Post profiled the Khans. If you want a better understanding of the late CPT Khan and his parents, click on across. In the meantime here’ some excerpts:

His son was always reading books about Thomas Jefferson; that part of his passion was certainly his father’s doing. When the boys were small, Khan would take them to the Jefferson Memorial. He’d have them stand there and read the chiseled, curving words about swearing hostility against tyrannies over the minds of men.

It was not exactly surprising, he continued, that Humayun quoted Jefferson in his admissions essay for the University of Virginia, a line about freedom requiring vigilance. It was a bit surprising, though, when he signed up for ROTC and told his dad that after graduation in 2000, he wanted to join the Army.

They had dinner conversations about it, Khan said, looking down at the wooden conference table. He told Humayun that he wouldn’t have control over his life, but his son insisted, and that was that.

“He said that it seems only fair and logical to join the Army,” Khan said. “Because he wanted to complete the journey — he felt that ROTC had completed him as a person, and he wanted to give back. That’s what he wanted to do.”

It was logical, Khan said, and how was a lawyer going to argue with logic?

Humayun finished his four years of service and was preparing for law school when the Army called him back to duty. As he was moving into Iraq last year, Khan called him and they spoke briefly, a conversation he has turned over in his mind a million times since.

His son said, “Remember I wrote that article for admission to U-Va.?” Khan said, pausing, taking the pen cap off and putting it on again, his voice steady. “He said, ‘I meant it.’ He said that. He wasn’t going there through some thoughtless process, or thoughtlessly following orders. He thought he was serving a purpose.”

On June 9, four months after his arrival in Iraq, Humayun was killed by a car bomber.

Do click across and read the whole thing.

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The Khans Respond

by @heymistermix.com|  July 31, 201611:46 am| 189 Comments

This post is in: Republicans in Disarray!

Ghazala:

Donald Trump has asked why I did not speak at the Democratic convention. He said he would like to hear from me. Here is my answer to Donald Trump: Because without saying a thing, all the world, all America, felt my pain. I am a Gold Star mother. Whoever saw me felt me in their heart.

Donald Trump said I had nothing to say. I do. […]

Khizr:

Responding to Trump’s latest statement, Khan said, “This is faked empathy.”

“What he said originally — that defines him . . . people are upset with him. He realizes, and his advisers feel, that [his original statement] was a stupid mistake. That proves that this person is void of empathy. He is unfit for the stewardship of this great country. You think he will empathize with this country, with the suffering of this country’s poor people? He showed his true colors when he disrespected this country’s most honorable mother. . . . The snake oil he is selling, and my patriotic, decent Americans are falling for that. Republicans are falling for that. And I can only appeal to them. Reconsider. Repudiate. It’s a moral obligation. A person void of empathy for the people he wishes to lead cannot be trusted with that leadership. To vote is a trust. And it cannot be placed in the wrong hands.”

In response to Trump’s attack on his wife, Khan said that the Republican nominee’s words were “typical of a person without a soul.”

Khizr also calls out Paul Ryan and Mitch McConnell.  Any journalist who gets in front of those two craven jackasses in the next 98 days and doesn’t ask them to repudiate Trump isn’t doing their job.  Ditto for all the down-ticket Republicans who haven’t repudiated Trump yet.

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Sunday Sermon Reminder Open Thread

by Anne Laurie|  July 31, 20169:45 am| 147 Comments

This post is in: C.R.E.A.M., Election 2016, Hillary Clinton 2016, Open Threads, Republican Venality

The choice is yours America.#NeverTrump = #ClintonKaine#TrumpPutin16 #TreasonousTrump pic.twitter.com/0icUO00mjK

— Captain Truth (@TruthTeamOne) July 29, 2016

Forgive me for not front-paging this note from commentor I’mNotSureWhoIWantToBeYet sooner:

…The end of the month is coming up. The DCCC and the DSCC are having a triple-match again. If you’ve got some money to spare, and if you want to see the House and Senate flip, then Team D is going to need the resources to do it. Now’s a good time.

Cheers, Scott.
(Who did his part.)

“We” (meaning, some tech-competent front-pager) need to set up the Act Blue widgets again. Any specific suggestions for state races where donations would be particularly useful in flipping Congress?

3/ Search interest in “donate to Hillary” was +30% higher tonight than “donate to Trump” on the night of his speech

— Joy Reid (@JoyAnnReid) July 29, 2016

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