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Fear or fury? The choice is ours.

A sufficient plurality of insane, greedy people can tank any democratic system ever devised, apparently.

The real work of an opposition party is to oppose.

Just because you believe it, that does not make it true.

I desperately hope that, yet again, i am wrong.

It may be funny to you motherfucker, but it’s not funny to me.

Pessimism assures that nothing of any importance will change.

So fucking stupid, and still doing a tremendous amount of damage.

Republicans do not trust women.

Let me eat cake. The rest of you could stand to lose some weight, frankly.

Too often we hand the biggest microphones to the cynics and the critics who delight in declaring failure.

If you can’t control your emotions, someone else will.

“The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.”

Sitting here in limbo waiting for the dice to roll

Imperialist aggressors must be defeated, or the whole world loses.

Weird. Rome has an American Pope and America has a Russian President.

They don’t have outfits that big. nor codpieces that small.

No one could have predicted…

Never entrust democracy to any process that requires republicans to act in good faith.

“Everybody’s entitled to be an idiot.”

Reality always lies in wait for … Democrats.

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Novel Coronavirus Update – Friday / Saturday

by Anne Laurie|  February 8, 20204:02 am| 17 Comments

This post is in: COVID-19, Foreign Affairs, Healthcare

#2019nCoV: Very important data released by @WHO's @mvankerkhove just now: Based on data from 17,000 cases, 82% of cases are mild, 15% are severe and 3% are critical.
First time I've seen that estimate of mild cases.

— Helen Branswell (@HelenBranswell) February 7, 2020

China's #coronavirus death toll rises to 722 with at least 34,546 people infected https://t.co/zrZFC7P4VK pic.twitter.com/sImAei2BPf

— Al Jazeera English (@AJEnglish) February 8, 2020

JUST IN: A United States citizen has died from the coronavirus in the Chinese city of Wuhan, embassy officials say, marking what appears to be the first American death from the outbreak that has killed hundreds https://t.co/zDeK7IxVGW

— CNN (@CNN) February 8, 2020

China locked down at least 50 million people to stop the spread of coronavirus. Did it work? https://t.co/zHvg1SzBBA

— Bloomberg (@business) February 8, 2020

The Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation is pledging up to $100 million to help find a vaccine for the coronavirus, limit its spread and improve the detection and treatment of patients. https://t.co/GrqCNG30Jb

— CNN (@CNN) February 8, 2020

EMOTIONAL DIARY: Over the past month on the front lines of the #coronavirus battle, Dr Peng has been brought to tears many times- what really got to him, though, was the death of an acutely ill pregnant woman when treatment stopped for lack of?https://t.co/EusAkykUyf

— Eric Feigl-Ding (@DrEricDing) February 8, 2020

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NH Debate Open Thread: Early Reviews

by Anne Laurie|  February 8, 20201:19 am| 65 Comments

This post is in: Election 2020, Open Threads, Proud to Be A Democrat

@ewarren Warren: Judge me by my size do you? And well you should not. For my ally, is the Force. And a powerful ally it is.@JoeBiden Biden: I'm endangering the mission, I shouldn't have come.@amyklobuchar Klobuchar: Then I'll see you in hell.

— Elie Mystal (@ElieNYC) February 8, 2020

Despite the Blogmaster’s fears, it seems like Buttigieg is getting pretty good reviews. In fact, at this moment in time, it seems like all the best people (my faves) did well, and the spoilers and also-rans… did themselves no favors.

This is a good substantive debate that's getting to a lot of stuff people desperately wanted asked before. Okay, one sincere tweet, hit my quota for the year.

— Dave Weigel (@daveweigel) February 8, 2020

Here's how @AsteadWesley and @TripGabriel characterized an early clash between Pete Buttigieg and Bernie Sanders in tonight's #DemDebate.

Follow more live analysis from our journalists: https://t.co/u2pjaC0zaT pic.twitter.com/e2YhK3XgAp

— The New York Times (@nytimes) February 8, 2020

Seriously, this debate has the energy of 7 people fighting for the last seat on a lifeboat.

— The Hoarse Whisperer (@HoarseWisperer) February 8, 2020

"We cannot just say that criminal justice is the only time we want to talk about race," says Elizabeth Warren.

— Sahil Kapur (@sahilkapur) February 8, 2020

The Q is: will she get any credit for it?

— Marcie Bianco (@MarcieBianco) February 8, 2020

the key here is to understand that not all voters are making ideological decisions. The primary's moderate and progressive divide is not as rigid to people who want to vote someone who is "tough" or "smart." Pete/Warren is the most popular IA/NH combo https://t.co/WynUIlCJNM

— Steadman™ (@AsteadWesley) February 7, 2020

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Debate Open Thread- Man, Do I Still Have the Magic Or What?

by John Cole|  February 7, 202010:01 pm| 189 Comments

This post is in: Election 2020

Holy fuck did I put the kaibosh on Buttigieg or what, man? This is like a triple SI Cover Curse.

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Important Metrics To Get Us Through the Weekend

by Adam L Silverman|  February 7, 20209:04 pm| 46 Comments

This post is in: America, Domestic Politics, Election 2020, Humorous, Impeachment Inquiry, Open Threads, Politics

Given this afternoon’s and evening’s Executive Branch reassignments and terminations, we’re going to need these to get through the weekend.

I believe we’re somewhere in the elevated range on the advisory system.

Important Metrics To Get Us Through the Weekend

We’ll have to wait to Monday to see if Senator Collins makes it all the way to sternly worded letter. So stay tuned.

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Open thread!

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Democratic Debate Open Thread

by Betty Cracker|  February 7, 20208:05 pm| 357 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Politics

Oh God, are you gonna watch? I’m gonna watch. Open thread.

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Friday Evening Open Thread: Nancy Pelosi Is Not Here for This Crap

by Anne Laurie|  February 7, 20207:10 pm| 79 Comments

This post is in: NANCY SMASH!, Open Threads, Republican Stupidity, Republican Venality, Trumpery

I love this spot-on jab by ?@SpeakerPelosi? against Trump’s #SOTU. “That was not a State of the Union. That was his state of mind.” ?? pic.twitter.com/SK807c5asR

— Jon Cooper ???? (@joncoopertweets) February 6, 2020

Pelosi On SOTU: I Don’t Need ‘Lessons About Dignity’ From This President https://t.co/MKQ98XHMKv via @TPM

— Josh Marshall (@joshtpm) February 6, 2020

A notably animated House Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) decried President Donald Trump’s State of the Union address Thursday, calling it a “manifesto of mistruths” and a “reality show” using the House of Representatives as a backdrop…

She added that she felt “liberated” after shredding the document, that as soon as he was about one-third of the way through the speech she knew that she had to do something to show the American people that the address was full of falsehoods.

She said that the President himself “looked to me like he was a little sedated,” an impression she said she had last time he delivered the State of the Union too.

In another tense moment on Tuesday before Trump started speaking, he turned his back on Pelosi’s outstretched hand, refusing to shake it. Pelosi was unmoved. “That meant nothing to me,” she told reporters….

Her voice rising, Pelosi said that it is an “absolute imperative” that America have a new President next year, one who does not “denigrate our values,” is not “disloyal to the Constitution” and does not “degrade the environment.”

“He has shredded the truths in his speech, he has shredded the Constitution with his conduct,” she thundered. “I shredded his state of his mind address.”

SotU Cleanup - Tom Toles

(Tom Toles via GoComics.com)

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Were I a Gambling Man

by John Cole|  February 7, 20205:34 pm| 191 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

Were I a gambling man, and I am not, but were I am gambling man, I would, RIGHT NOW, put my money on Buttigieg/(Harris/Castro/Booker) as the nominees.

I know Biden thinks South Carolina is going to save him, but I think Buttigieg is going to pick up a lot of votes. People I know who are not interested in politics usually keep asking me what I think about him. I really think a lot of people who would have gone for Klobuchar, Biden, Delaney, Moulton, the entire lump of centrist blah democrats, are going to go to Buttigieg. I know I am in a rare bubble of lefties, but outside of that bubble, there are a lot of people who think that the son of teachers who went to a good school and served in the military and seems polite and well-mannered and who worked for a fancy consulting firm is a pretty a-ok thing for their kid to aspire to and not bad qualities to have in a President.

I still don’t think Bernie is going to win, because while his support is deep, it is narrow. Yes, a lot of people will vote for him, but I fail to see how he expands his base beyond what it is already. He’s just not the kind of candidate where people who were pro-Harris or pro-Castro are going to say “OK, they are out- guess I will go with Bernie.” In fact, if anything, I see Bernie losing more votes to Warren as the race goes on, but neither of them overtaking the moderate wing.

Who knows, I may be wrong. As has been stated repeatedly to the point of almost parody, I am going to vote for any of them over Trump, and I am personally biased towards Warren. But that is what I am feeling today. And as you all know, that may change next week.

*** Update ***

I have been reliably informed that I completely overlooked the fact that Buttigieg polls HORRIBLY with minorities. Which he does. That’s why I mentioned Biden and South Carolina, where the actually Democratic base lives. But a lot can change between now and then. Which is why this was not an endorsement of the aforementioned ticket, but a bet. I believe I also noted that I am not a gambling man, so I’m not even putting money on it.

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