Here’s the “I don’t know him at all, don’t know what he’s about, don’t know where he comes from, know nothing about him” guy, w Lev Parnas & Roman Nasirov, former head of Ukrainian Fiscal Service, at Mar-a-Lago 12/16. @POTUS .@realDonaldTrump @Acosta #LevRemembers #LetLevSpeak pic.twitter.com/5B5QY2DJEg
— Joseph A. Bondy (@josephabondy) January 16, 2020
Per an unreliable narrator:
It is absolutely bonkers that this ex-Soviet dealer of stolen Oldsmobiles who knows a guy who can make your gas meter run backwards, hundred bucks, no problem, is MORE CREDIBLE THAN THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES.
Which he totally is!— Slava Malamud (@SlavaMalamud) January 17, 2020
Parnas is from Odessa, the city with a very particular reputation. Basically, it's Ukraine's North Jersey, where every single resident is Tony Soprano dialed up to 11.
— Slava Malamud (@SlavaMalamud) January 17, 2020
I am kidding. My grandpa was a war hero and he eventually died of his wounds. He was a good citizen, as far as I know. But Odessa is totally the most notorious city in Europe.
— Slava Malamud (@SlavaMalamud) January 17, 2020
As to whether Lev is telling the truth, let me tell you something: Odessa men are much more believable and pleasant when they are lying. After 2 minutes with an Odessa swindler, you'll want to tell him your innermost secrets and ask to wash his mother's feet.
Lev looks miserable.— Slava Malamud (@SlavaMalamud) January 17, 2020
Never stop marveling at the incredible power of American racism. There is no other force on Earth that could make this schlub, whose God-given talents are salt fish speculation and conning Jewish grandmas out of their pension, a confidant of the US president.
Thanks, Michigan!— Slava Malamud (@SlavaMalamud) January 17, 2020
But look how happy he was, at Mar-A-Lago!:
— julie (@juliesCamp) January 16, 2020
#Immoralago is DONALD's spy central.
— OleHippieChick ? BetteWolf ?? (@BetteWo67187229) January 16, 2020
But how can we be sure Lev Parnas isn't lying? pic.twitter.com/EDiQwbAFAX
— Schooley (@Rschooley) January 17, 2020
How come no one asks Trump if he remembers when Parnas worked for her Fred? https://t.co/n0m4Ptbbs5
— Richter Scale (@Richter_Scale40) January 17, 2020
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