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Late Night Open Thread: Is There Nothing the Billionaires Don’t Want to Ruin?

by Anne Laurie|  December 31, 20221:00 am| 37 Comments

This post is in: C.R.E.A.M., Excellent Links, Popular Culture, Assholes, Riveted By The Sociological Significance Of It All

The Winklevoss twins were ready to rock! It was June 2022, and the billionaire entrepreneurs roared into Asbury Park in a 45-foot Prevost tour bus that announced, in huge letters, that MARS JUNCTION had arrived to bust the house down. From CREEM 002:https://t.co/TrP5qDbfqc

— CREEM (@creemmag) December 24, 2022

Nothing gold can stay. From Sam McPheeters:

… In the 20th century, the label “rock star” was the ultimate statement of individuality, a license for generations of swaggering, staggering musical geniuses to trash greenrooms and hurl televisions off balconies. In this century, the term has an extra meaning. This new usage came from the workplace, and originally implied virtuosity, like “ninja” or “guru.” By the 2020s, however, the term seems to have further devolved into something closer to “productive.” In many offices around America, telling someone they’re a “rock star” is now the same thing as telling them they did a really good job, a verbal downgrade so widespread it’s rendered the term meaningless. A quick search on my local Craigslist jobs board found “rock star” applied to a dental sterilization technician, a Jimmy Johns delivery driver, and a commissary kitchen prep cook in Canoga Park. One board management software company markets itself with a web banner reading “Become a Compliance Rock Star.”

Another switch happened this century, one that feels related in ways visible only to future historians. The bosses are rocking out. The late Microsoft cofounder Paul Allen played guitar in Paul Allen and the Underthinkers. Lamar McKay, BP oil executive, plays guitar in the pro-whiskey Southern Slang. Both bands sound like Home Depot commercials. The founder of Xerjoff hired Black Sabbath’s Tony Iommi to jam with him on an instrumental track promoting a new line of perfume. David Solomon, CEO of Goldman Sachs, is also known as DJ D-Sol. His peppy EDM tracks sound like hold music for a Finnish airline. “No matter how much money you make or what you do, everybody wants to be Keith Richards,” Mangano Consulting CEO Charles Mangano said of his Rolling Stones cover band in a 2006 interview with The Wall Street Journal. Cablevision CEO James Dolan once booked his own band to open for the Eagles, at Madison Square Garden, which he owns…

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War for Ukraine Day 310: Differential Social Organization

by Adam L Silverman|  December 30, 202210:28 pm| 74 Comments

This post is in: Foreign Affairs, Foreign Policy, Military, Open Threads, Russia, Silverman on Security, War in Ukraine

On Wednesday night, after I’d racked out as I was still trying to shake the stomach bug I picked up, you all decided to have a discussion of the sociology of Russia in the comments. Whether you realized it or not. You don’t see me coming to your workplace to discuss your areas of expertise around the water cooler without a heads up…

More seriously it was an interesting discussion but what was missing was the actual terminology and description of the empirical theory to provide framing and context to the discussion. Which is where I come in. What you all have been discussing for two nights now in the comment is how Russia is differentially socially organized. Differential social organization is an empirical theory developed by Sutherland, who was part of the Chicago School of Criminlogy and the scholar who gives us modern social learning theory. It is a variant of social disorganization theory that was developed among the sociologists at the University of Chicago who were studying the causes of deviance and delinquency in Chicago and whether there was an empirical explanation for the geographic patterns to them. This is known as the Chicago Neighborhood Study.

Differential social organization posits that societies with high levels of deviance, delinquency, and crime are not actually socially disorganized. Rather, they are differentially socially organized. The culture – the sociology, the politics, the economics, the kinship dynamics, the types and patterns of religious behavior, sexual mores and behavior – all these are shaped by and a response to the conditions within those societies. They develop and are then transmitted generationally through social learning to allow the people within those societies – whether a neighborhood, a religious sect, or the citizenry of a state – to survive those specific socio-cultural, socio-political, socio-economic, etc conditions they live in.

Without spending the next several hours making lists of historical examples, suffice it to say that Russia is both a differentially organized society and a state and society composed of a number of differentially organized societies. All of which, from the urban core areas of Moscow and St. Petersburg to the much more rural areas on the borders of the Russian Federation such as Dagestan or Tyvan, are all differentially socially organized to allow the Russian citizens in those places – whether ethnic Russians or ethnic minorities – to survive. Moreover, while the name of the state that is Russia may change periodically, the official label that political scientists and historians will place on its form of government, and the names and titles of the people running the state and society also change with the name of the state, a constant for several hundred years has been that the state has been some variant of authoritarian, the society has been hierarchical, and the people running the place – from nobility to senior party officials to siloviki and oligarchs – have consistently transferred Russia’s wealth upward and then pocketed it. Whatever Russian society is, whatever its cultures and sub-cultures are, they are differentially socially organized to allow Russians to survive this so far enduring, generational reality. Reorganizing a differentially organized society is hard. It is also a slow process as social learning is not a quick process especially when it would require an extended phase of unlearning the definitions favorable, unfavorable, and neutralizing that allow Russians to survive right now.

That’s enough sociology for a Friday night!

Here’s President Zelenskyy’s address from earlier today. Video below, English transcript after the jump:

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Friday Night Open Thread: Teslammed

by Anne Laurie|  December 30, 20227:14 pm| 171 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Show Us on the Doll Where the Invisible Hand Touched You, Tech News & Issues, Assholes

In what universe did a trillion-dollar company’s legal department approve:
1. Including a “break the law and also demonstrate intent” option, and
2. Apparently enabling it by default?????? https://t.co/WqLYN5p5d1

— Quantian (@quantian1) December 28, 2022

Just waiting for the inevitable Unsafe At Any Speed Part II and the results of all those federal investigations to seal the deal for mr. genius over here

— Hemry, Local Bartender (@BartenderHemry) December 23, 2022

When the stock slides (as a result of stories like this, among other reasons), blame The Deep State(tm)!

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Friday Afternoon Open Thread

by WaterGirl|  December 30, 20225:12 pm| 138 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

Looks like we could use an open thread!

I’ve been feeling kind of blue for a couple of days, so I don’t have much to say, but I can put up an open thread!

So… am I the only person who mistakenly ordered not one but two gifts from Amazon, and inadvertently had the gifts shipped to my house?

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Anti-abortion extremists are endangering women

by Betty Cracker|  December 30, 20221:49 pm| 187 Comments

This post is in: The War On Women

NPR has its faults, but they’ve been better than lots of national media outlets about covering the effect extreme anti-abortion laws have on women’s healthcare. Here’s a link to an All Things Considered story about what happened to Kaitlyn Joshua, a 30-year-old who found out she was pregnant in August. Joshua and her husband were excited about having a second child, and she tried to make a prenatal care appointment at the 8-week mark, as she had with her first child.

The doctor’s office staff told her they didn’t offer appointments that early. Joshua says the staff member she talked to confirmed Joshua’s suspicion that the office was seeing patients only after 12 weeks because miscarriages are more common in the early weeks and they wanted to avoid an investigation under Louisiana’s new draconian anti-abortion laws. Then Joshua was forced to seek care early anyway.

During those early weeks of pregnancy, Joshua experienced symptoms she hadn’t dealt with in her first pregnancy: mild cramping and spotting. Without access to a doctor, though, Joshua felt like she had nowhere to go for answers.

“How in the world can we have a viable health care system for women, especially women of color, when they won’t even see you for 12 weeks?” she says.

Joshua sought care at an ER, where she was told the fetus wasn’t growing normally, but no one would confirm she was having a miscarriage, again seemingly to avoid liability exposure.

Joshua remembers one nurse telling her: “‘It appears that you could be having one. But we don’t want to say that’s what it is. So let’s just keep watching it. You can continue to come back. Of course, we’re praying for you.'”

Joshua is Christian. She spends Sunday mornings at church. But she says the comment felt like an insult.

“Folks need answers, not prayers. And that’s exactly what I was looking for in that moment,” she says.

The thoughts and prayers for Joshua proved as efficacious as they are in the aftermath of mass shootings; her condition deteriorated, so she attempted to get answers and healthcare at another hospital. Again she was told to go suffer at home, which she also suspects was due to the facility prioritizing liability management over healthcare delivery.

Eventually Joshua did miscarry at home after needlessly suffering excruciating pain and copious bleeding. She and her husband decided they aren’t in the right time and place to try to expand their family since hospitals and doctors are afraid of getting sued and/or jailed by the Louisiana morality police if they provide what used to be standard reproductive healthcare.

The healthcare providers and facility execs all deny that the new anti-abortion laws played a role in the decisions they made during Joshua’s treatment. Medical professionals in states where women’s healthcare isn’t strictly supervised by morality police have a more nuanced take:

OB-GYN Villavicencio, who leads equity efforts at the American College of Obstetricians and Gynecologists, says doctors have been delaying or declining care in many states with abortion bans.

“Not because doctors are inappropriate or bad people, but because they’re confused about what they can and cannot do,” she says. “And they’re also scared about what the consequences may be if they break these extremely confusing laws.”

Well yeah. In Louisiana, doctors can be jailed for up to 15 years, fined up to $200,000 and lose their medical license if convicted of performing an abortion, and the definition of “abortion” in the law is confusing.

It makes you wonder how many healthcare providers will stick around in states where medical care standards are being overhauled by religious fanatics. Doctors and nurses have highly marketable skills, so they don’t strictly have to put up with that bullshit. The same could be said of young professionals like the Joshuas, who already have a four-year-old daughter.

People have all kinds of reasons for living where they live, including family ties. I know this firsthand. But it’s easy to understand why folks who have other options and priorities might choose to move out of states where religious fanatics can force half the population to receive substandard healthcare.

Anyway, good on NPR for showcasing these stories. Open thread.

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Squishable Morning Thread

by Betty Cracker|  December 30, 20228:56 am| 288 Comments

This post is in: Foreign Affairs, Open Threads

Climate activist Greta Thunberg ethered misogynist douchebag/criminal Andrew Tate, a failed reality TV figure turned hard-right “influencer” whom I’d never heard of before this morning:

Squishable Morning Thread 2

Then the douchebag and his douchebag brother got arrested for human trafficking and organized crime in Romania. See Rolling Stone for details and a bonus perp-walk photo here.

Open thread!

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COVID-19 Coronavirus Updates: Thursday / Friday, Dec. 29-30

by Anne Laurie|  December 30, 20228:10 am| 64 Comments

This post is in: COVID-19, Foreign Affairs

COVID-19 Coronavirus Updates: Thursday / Friday, Dec. 29-30

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This really deserves its own post, but given the circumstances: READ THE WHOLE THING!

People who worked on pandemic preparedness anticipated the Great Toilet Paper Shortage of spring 2020. But many other things about the #Covid-19 pandemic have come as a surprise. I've chronicled some of them. https://t.co/yLtEtNM5cA

— Helen Branswell 🇺🇦 (@HelenBranswell) December 27, 2022

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