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War for Ukraine Day 796: (Some of) You Have Questions, I (May) Have Answers

by Adam L Silverman|  April 28, 20246:48 pm| 54 Comments

This post is in: Foreign Affairs, Open Threads, Silverman on Security, War in Ukraine

Air raid alerts for Kharkiv have just gone up over the past 1/2 hour (as I type this it is currently 6:35 PM EDT).

Last night in comments, way2blue asked:

Adam, I am out of cycle for your evening posts, but still wanted to ask a question I hope see…

A few days back you embedded a news bit about F16 pilot training.  Indicating that the handful of Ukrainian pilots being trained wouldn’t be ‘battle ready’ till much later this year.  As they are young (21-23?) and inexperienced.  Did I remember that correctly?   I’d thought that experienced pilots with a foundation of English were being trained…

Thanks always for gathering updates that keep us grounded—even when it’s hard to read.

First, you are most welcome. To answer your question, yes, that was me. The bottom line is that it was specifically referring to the group of least experienced/youngest Ukrainian pilots. Instead of being ready by June, that cohort is more likely to be ready by August. Here’s the details from Euromaidan Press:

Ten Ukrainian pilots are currently at an airbase in southwest France, learning the basics of aerial combat as part of the training for 45 F-16s arriving in Ukraine this summer, BFMTV reports.

After the United States approved last fall, countries including the Netherlands, Denmark, and Romania are helping train Ukrainian F-16 pilots to counter Russia’s air superiority. Currently, twelve Ukrainian pilots are being trained in Denmark, Britain, and the US, and are expected to be combat-ready this summer. However, upon their return, only about six of the promised 45 F-16s from European allies may have been delivered, as per media reports.

The beginning of training in France was announced on 12 April by French Defense Minister Sébastien Lecornu, who stated that future Ukrainian fighter pilots likely to operate American F-16 aircraft are starting their training in southern France with the French Air Force. France doesn’t operate F-16s.

The young pilots are the ones receiving training abroad because the experienced aviators have remained in Ukraine to fly the fleet’s aircraft amid the ongoing all-out Russo-Ukrainian war.

BFMTV reports that this summer, 45 F-16s are expected to be delivered to the Ukrainian army. According to the think tank Ifri, Denmark will provide 19 jets – 14 in 2024 and five in 2025. Norway is reportedly contributing 22, with the remaining aircraft sourced from the Netherlands and Belgium.

While some pilots are trained in Europe, with France training a portion of them, the technical teams, including mechanics, are likely to be trained in the USA, according to BFMTV. Each aircraft requires a crew of about a dozen people, including the pilots.

Earlier, the Ukrainian Air Force spokesman reported that two Ukrainian pilot groups were refining their F-16 skills in Denmark and the USA, with another group transitioning from the UK to France for light aircraft training. He also mentioned that Ukrainian F-16 technical personnel are being trained to eventually instruct their peers in Ukraine.

The Kyiv Independent has more on the three cohorts of pilots in training.

There are three separate programs for pilots at different levels. Earlier this month, Air Force spokesman Yurii Ihnat said that six advanced pilots are already flying F-16s in Denmark and should be ready to fight in the spring. The least experienced group is training in the U.K. — they might not be ready until 2025.

An intermediate group training in Arizona is expected to graduate later this year, according to a Jan. 4 briefing by the U.S. State Department.

Ukrainian ground crews are also learning to service the aircraft.

The first batch of planes may be coming from the Netherlands. Dutch Prime Minister Mark Rutte on Dec. 22 said that his government started preparing the initial 18 fighter jets, while a spokesperson from the Dutch Defense Ministry told NOS that more jets may be delivered at a later date. There have been no updates since then.

Denmark had pledged to supply six planes by the end of 2023, but the delivery date has been reportedly pushed back six months. Copenhagen said it would give 19 planes in total.

Danish and Dutch officials have said the delivery schedule depends on the readiness of Ukraine’s infrastructure and pilots, among other factors.

Belgium’s defense minister has promised several jets, which would likely arrive in 2025. According to Norwegian broadcaster NRK, Norway plans to send between five and 10 planes, but neither the total number or the delivery schedule has been fixed.

Experts told the Kyiv Independent that Ukraine will likely have at least some F-16s operational in late spring or early summer.

If everything goes right, then the Ukrainians should have six F-16s sometime by late May or early June and a group of pilots to fly them and ground crews to service them. The remainder of planes, pilots, and ground crews will then become available in bits and bobs over time into 2025. Six F-16s with pilots and ground crews is better than no F-16s, pilots, or ground crews, but it’s not what the popular perception has been about what is happening. This is part of the reason I have been so hard on the Biden nat-sec team. These planes, pilots, and ground crews were needed no later than spring of 2023. Had the training started in the late summer/early fall of 2022, then when the Biden administration finally overcame its fears in the fall of 2023 and decided to allow allies and partners to provide F-16s to Ukraine, they would have been ready as soon as the announcement was made. Instead, several months were lost figuring out who was going to do what in terms of training, determining which planes would go, figuring out what they needed in terms of upgrades and service, then doing the upgrades and service, then doing the training, etc. By the time all of the promised F-16s get to Ukraine it’ll be sometime in the spring or early summer of 2025. Two years after they would have had the greatest theater strategic impact. That’s if everything goes right. It never does. I’ll leave it there before I write something that hurts someone’s feelings.

Here is President Zelenskyy’s address from earlier today. Video below, English transcript after the jump.

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‘But Seriously’ Open Thread: TFG’s Total Unfitness for Office

by Anne Laurie|  April 28, 20245:48 pm| 75 Comments

This post is in: Excellent Links, Foreign Affairs, Trump Crime Cartel

Several witnesses told Jack Smith's team that they routinely saw classified documents in Trump's White House residence, and that Trump would sometimes store as many as 30 boxes in his bedroom, which one valet said Trump treated "like a junk drawer." https://t.co/f0TNq2SVV5

— Citizens for Ethics (@CREWcrew) April 27, 2024

Nothing in this article is new, but it’s a damning narrative about someone who should never have been given the chance to sell out his country… and who should absolutely not get the chance to do it again. It deserves wider circulation. From ABC News, “‘So appalled’: What witnesses told special counsel about Trump’s handling of classified info while still president”:

In the summer of 2019, only hours after an Iranian rocket accidentally exploded at one of Iran’s own launch sites, senior U.S. officials met with then-President Donald Trump and shared a sharply detailed, highly classified image of the blast’s catastrophic aftermath.

The image was captured by a U.S. satellite whose true capabilities were a tightly guarded secret. But Trump wanted to share it with the world — he thought it was especially “sexy” because it was marked classified, one of his former advisers later recalled to special counsel Jack Smith’s investigators, according to sources familiar with the former adviser’s statements.

Worried that the image becoming public could hurt national security efforts, intelligence officials urged Trump to hold off until more knowledgeable experts were able to weigh in, the sources said. But less than an hour later, while at least one of those intelligence officials was in another building scrambling to get more information, Trump posted the image to Twitter…

The public pushback to Trump’s post was immediate: Intelligence experts and even international media questioned whether U.S. interests had just been endangered by what Trump did. When pressed about it at the White House, Trump insisted he hadn’t released classified information because he had an “absolute right to do” it.

While much of Smith’s sprawling classified documents investigation has focused on how Trump handled classified materials after leaving the White House, a wide array of former aides and advisers — including personal valets, press assistants, senior national security officials, and even Trump’s briefers from the Office of the Director of National Intelligence — have provided Smith with firsthand accounts about how Trump allegedly handled and used intelligence while still in office…

In interviews with investigators last year, former aides and national security officials who were close to Trump in the White House described a president who could erupt in anger when presented with intelligence he didn’t want to hear, who routinely reviewed and stored classified information in unsecured locations, and who had what some former officials described as “a cavalier attitude” toward the damage that could be done by its disclosure, according to sources.

A book published on the CIA’s website, describing the intelligence community’s experience with Trump during his transition to the presidency and then his time in the White House, said that while Trump was “suspicious and insecure about the intelligence process,” he still “engaged with it,” even as he publicly attacked it.

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Richard Roberts – Please Don’t Tell My Parents I Saved the World Again!

by WaterGirl|  April 28, 20241:00 pm| 39 Comments

This post is in: Authors In Our Midst

Our featured writer today is our very own Frankensteinbeck.  Let’s give him a warm welcome!

I had to look up necromancer, wondering if a necromancer is someone who has sex with dead people.  Happy to say that it is not!

If you would like your talent featured in Authors in Our Midst or Artists in Our Midst, send me an email message.  Don’t be shy!  I have no more Artists or Authors posts in the queue, so please get in touch if you would like to be featured.

PLEASE DON’T TELL MY PARENTS I SAVED THE WORLD AGAIN.

by Richard Roberts

Voice!

How many of you are already nodding?  Balloon Juice is full of authors.

For those unfamiliar, Voice is a major writing technique, but control of it is kind of advanced stuff.  It’s one of my strengths, so I thought it would make a neat lecture while everyone buys my new book: PLEASE DON’T TELL MY PARENTS I SAVED THE WORLD AGAIN.  It’s about a teenage necromancer and a cyborg.

Ahem.

Voice is the speech pattern of writing.  Characters have a Voice.  Narrators have a Voice.  If you can tell which character in a book is speaking just by what they say, then they have strong Voices.  If the text is fun to listen to, that’s a strong Voice.  Among commenters here, Betty Cracker, Rikyah, and Baud all leap to mind as having strong Voices.  When they post, you don’t need to read the byline, you know who it was.

So, how does Voice work?  I figured I’d share some of the strategies and gimmicks I use.  Some of it’s blunt.  Penny Akk said ‘criminy’ all the time and readers loved it.  Irene stuffed her sentences with alliteration and puns, and was never ashamed to make them forced and eye-rolling.  Magenta went in for bizarre, dramatic, extended metaphors.  Cassie constantly makes up new nicknames for people.  In my WIP, my main character imagines sound effects for people, so the text is full of woosh and crackow!

But it gets subtler.  The theme of Mirabelle’s life is feeling restrained.  When she speaks, she never uses contractions, and doesn’t go for exclamations.  In Wild Children I leaned heavily into the easiest trick to make text sound like a child – start lots of sentences with ‘and’.  Vanity Rose leaned heavily to sarcasm.  Even though her accent doesn’t show in her internal monologue, Avery Special uses southernisms like ‘expect’ and ‘mighty’.

It gets subtler than that.  Narrative text, even third person, reflects the personality of the main character.  What they notice, what they think about, creates a book’s voice.  Penny was kind, but self-centered.  She described things in terms of how they affected her.  In my WIP, popularity-obsessed Stella pays even closer attention to body language and clothing than my text normally does, and is always assessing what impression she gives.

Okay, other authors.  I’ve shared some of what I do.  Got any tricks of your own to share?  Non-authors, any examples of strong voices from books you’ve read?

We can also talk about this book in particular, too, if you like.  Conversation does not need to be limited to discussion of  “voices”!

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Sunday Morning Open Thread: WHCD (Nerd Prom) Last Night

by Anne Laurie|  April 28, 20246:50 am| 278 Comments

This post is in: Media, Open Threads, President Biden, Proud to Be A Democrat

🚨BREAKING: President Biden and Dr. Jill Biden just rolled into this year's White House Correspondents Dinner.

FUN FACT: trumplethinskin was too much of a thin-skinned chicken shit to attend these. pic.twitter.com/m23BQnK9Xv

— BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ (@mmpadellan) April 28, 2024

The President and First Lady arrive at the White House Correspondents' Dinner.pic.twitter.com/C7XTRE9jj8

— Molly Ploofkins™ (@Mollyploofkins) April 28, 2024

MVP Kamala Harris just arrived at the White House Correspondents Dinner and she looks STUNNING

Why are her and SG Doug Emhoff so cute? pic.twitter.com/YOiS4GE6OH

— Qondi (@QondiNtini) April 28, 2024

The Washington Post has an excellent slide show of the red carpet looks. (I’d include a gift link if I could figure out how to do so, but the usual link-to sidebar isn’t included. )

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Another fantastic clip of Colin Jost at the White House Correspondents' Dinner.

"Rigging the Super Bowl."

"I think you've gotta pick one."

"I don't know any criminal mastermind that bikes to get ice cream."

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 pic.twitter.com/R34faOydGV

— Art Candee 🍿🥤 (@ArtCandee) April 28, 2024

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Sunday Morning Garden Chat: Mr. Raven’s Neighborhood

by Anne Laurie|  April 28, 20245:08 am| 48 Comments

This post is in: Garden Chats

Sunday Morning Garden Chat 119
 
From beloved commentor / curmudgeon Raven:

The top photo is from the bottom of our sloped yard. The prayer flags have just about had it but my understanding is that it’s ok to just let them be so we are.

Two is our doggie cemetery that will be overgrown soon.
Sunday Morning Garden Chat 120

The next picture is of the azaleas in front of the house…

Sunday Morning Garden Chat - STOCKPILE 1

… And Artemis in her favorite spot in the sun.

Sunday Morning Garden Chat - STOCKPILE 4

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Late Night Open Thread: The Company He Chooses

by Anne Laurie|  April 28, 20242:36 am| 37 Comments

This post is in: Trumpery, Show Me On the Doll Where Rahm Touched You

When your sport is awash in Saudi money, but you still realize Trump is brand damaging and angle keep him away: https://t.co/Wo4WzLgJuK

— Clean Observer (@Hammbear2024) April 27, 2024

The Miami Grand Prix sent a cease and desist letter Friday night to a prominent Trump fundraiser, informing him that he cannot use a suite at an upcoming Formula One race as a high-dollar fundraiser for the Trump campaign. Trump, according to multiple people familiar with the event, has been planning to attend the race.

The letter was sent to Steven Witkoff, a longtime Trump friend who recently testified on behalf of Trump in a suit in New York that resulted in a New York judge handing down a $350 million civil fraud judgment against the former president for financial misdeeds.

“It has come to our attention that you may be using your Paddock Club Rooftop Suite for a political purpose, namely raising money for a federal election at $250,000 per ticket, which clearly violates the Formula 1 Crypto.com Miami Grand Prix suite license agreement,” read the letter, which was obtained by The Washington Post. “If this is true, we regret to inform you that your suite license will be revoked, you will not be allowed to attend the race at any time, and we will refund you in full.”

The Miami Grand Prix is scheduled for May 5 at the Miami International Autodrome in Miami Gardens. A spokesman for the race declined to comment…

Reached Friday by phone, Witkoff said, “This is something fake, for sure,” but declined to comment further.

Witkoff donated more than $2 million to Trump’s political action committees, according to a 2021 Pro Publica story.

When Mohammed Bone Saw’s beneficiaries go Ugh, too gross for our brand… for some reason, I was reminded of a certain ‘Irish poem‘.

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White House Correspondents Dinner: Sleepy Don Isn’t Going to Like This

by WaterGirl|  April 27, 202411:30 pm| 60 Comments

This post is in: Biden Administration in Action, Open Threads, Politics

Don’t hold back, Joe. Tell us what you really think!

President Biden: Please, not so loud, Donald is listening. Sleepy Don. I kind of like that pic.twitter.com/CPBChcINGf

— Biden-Harris HQ (@BidenHQ) April 28, 2024

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President Biden: Age is the only thing Trump and I have in common. My Vice President actually endorses me pic.twitter.com/siSZL7msbu

— Biden-Harris HQ (@BidenHQ) April 28, 2024

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President Biden: The 2024 election is in full swing and yes, age is an issue. I’m a grown man running against a six-year-old pic.twitter.com/0IcKyEwtn8

— Biden-Harris HQ (@BidenHQ) April 28, 2024

This one has some of the above, plus “stormy weather” and more jabs at the former guy.

“I’m a grown man…running against a six-year-old.”

President Joe Biden jokes about his age and Donald Trump at the 2024 White House Correspondents’ Dinner.

Watch more: https://t.co/81NH5r3hg2 pic.twitter.com/2bD4ZOo9cl

— MSNBC (@MSNBC) April 28, 2024

Open thread.

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