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This must be what justice looks like, not vengeful, just peaceful exuberance.

It may be funny to you motherfucker, but it’s not funny to me.

Prediction: the gop will rethink its strategy of boycotting future committees.

Wow, I can’t imagine what it was like to comment in morse code.

Today in our ongoing national embarrassment…

Dear Washington Post, you are the darkness now.

Authoritarian republicans are opposed to freedom for the rest of us.

How any woman could possibly vote for this smug smarmy piece of misogynistic crap is beyond understanding.

I’ve spoken to my cat about this, but it doesn’t seem to do any good.

There are more Russians standing up to Putin than Republicans.

The unpunished coup was a training exercise.

Speaking of republicans, is there a way for a political party to declare intellectual bankruptcy?

A norm that restrains only one side really is not a norm – it is a trap.

Do not shrug your shoulders and accept the normalization of untruths.

Republicans want to make it harder to vote and easier for them to cheat.

The “burn-it-down” people are good with that until they become part of the kindling.

We’ve had enough carrots to last a lifetime. break out the sticks.

My right to basic bodily autonomy is not on the table. that’s the new deal.

The world has changed, and neither one recognizes it.

SCOTUS: It’s not “bribery” unless it comes from the Bribery region of France. Otherwise, it’s merely “sparkling malfeasance”.

Democracy is not a spectator sport.

Everything is totally normal and fine!!!

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Would You Like To Meet A Real Cutie?

by TaMara|  April 27, 202410:30 pm| 41 Comments

This post is in: Cat Blogging, Pet Blogging

I thought I would last longer after Zander left us. But the house, which seems impossible with the crew that lives here, felt so empty. The final straw was when I had a friend over for lunch on Wednesday and her first comment was, “Wow, you can really feel he’s gone.”

So she and I spent our lunch hour haunting the local shelter. We almost drove the hour to the shelter where Gabe, Sully, and Willow came from, but resisted. The happy part? There are very few cats available across three counties, so YAY!

I saw a few at our local shelter that could have been fine. But, I felt I could wait and there didn’t seem to be a good fit (thinking of what Willow and Sully needed) or any rush.

Thursday, I checked the website again, and five kittens were available. Since I have a strict NO KITTEN! rule, I felt safe giving them a look. That was a mistake because I saw this face and there was a Zing! and that thought of, “Oh, it’s this one.” That’s how the cat distribution system works for me, there are many who would be fine, but then there is that bang! and I know which one should come home with me.

Meet Reggie – Réginald Henri. He needed a fancy name to go with his fancy tuxedo and that was bigger than he’ll ever be.

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War for Ukraine Day 795: Russia Launched 34 Missiles Against Ukraine Last Night/This Morning

by Adam L Silverman|  April 27, 20249:42 pm| 16 Comments

This post is in: Foreign Affairs, Foreign Policy, Military, Open Threads, Russia, Silverman on Security, War, War in Ukraine

(Image by NEIVANMADE)

Russia launched 34 missiles at Ukraine overnight.

https://twitter.com/maria_avdv/status/1784097890974998547

Amongst other targets, they hit the psychiatric hospital in Kharkiv:

https://twitter.com/IrynaVoichuk/status/1784128436916695123

https://twitter.com/maria_avdv/status/1784134458402050366

https://twitter.com/Gerashchenko_en/status/1784188981019599312

Here is President Zelenskyy’s address from earlier today. Video below, English transcript after the jump.

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Saturday Night Open Thread

by John Cole|  April 27, 20246:44 pm| 92 Comments

This post is in: John Cole Presents "This Fucking Old House"

I’ve been super busy with end of the semester stuff, so I fortunately have not had the time to pay too much attention to politics. What I have seen, though, is rather grim.

The wingnuts on the Supreme Court were on especially bad behavior this week, confirming that EVERYTHING we ever said about them was exactly true. On one hand, it’s terrifying that they think these things and have the power they do, but on the other hand, it’s nice having them be unable to pretend they are principled jurists who just have a “textual” or “originalist” approach. They’re just political hacks and opportunistic scumbags, every one of them.

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The other big news is all the protests occurring all over the country regarding the War in Gaza. I’ve been saying this for years, but I’ll say it again. There is fundamentally NO DIFFERENCE between the majority of college and university administrations and every corporate hack out there. None. That’s one of the dirty secrets about colleges that Republicans, in their 60 year war on the academy, don’t want anyone to know. There may be faculty and students with liberal sensibilities, and a smattering of actual radicals, but the majority of administrators could just as easily be lying to congress about whether tobacco is addictive or that climate change is a hoax. The only real difference is that university admins are versed in the language of liberalism, but only enough so that they can brandish it at as a weapon against their enemies, which is usually faculty and staff and students.

So am I surprised that the gut instinct of all of these assholes is to immediately call the cops on students? Not even remotely. All they care about is that the donor cash keeps coming in and their record is not blemished with the people who matter- their corporate donors, fellow administrators, and Republican politicians. Are there some bad actors who have said inexcusable things and peddled anti-Semitic tropes? Of course. Are they the majority? No. Not even close. I’ll just leave it to you to parse why the most ardent critics of trigger warnings and safe spaces are now cheering on… the arrest and violence inflicted on them in the process of those with whom they disagree.

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Today is Breyana’s 15th birthday, and her parents are both at work, so we went out for a late lunch/early dinner at a Mexican place in Wheeling:

Saturday Night Open Thread 8

We both had delicious cokes and burritos. It was good and fun, and she’s just always a delight to be around.

On the way there and back, I kept looking at all the signs for local elections, and realized just how disengaged I am from WV politics. Don’t get me wrong, I’m going to go enthusiastically vote for the Democrats I like, but I’m not devoting any time and energy to any candidacies. I know that sounds awful, but none of them have a snowball’s chance in hell. It’s MAGA maniacs as far as the eye can see running around here- a confirmed christofascist, a certified lunatic, and all the rest of them are just as bad. WV is going to be deep red and stupid for the rest of my life, and there’s just no point trying to fight it.

If there was a chance we cold even go a light shade of purple here, I would feel differently. But we won’t- in fact I would be surprised if the current makeup of the house of delegates becomes even more Republican and crazy- currently there are 89 Republicans and 11 Democrats. The Senate is the same, with 31 Republicans and 3 (THREE) Democrats. We’re a failed state and will be for quite some time, and if the Biden campaign spends a fucking dollar here they are insane.

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In some good news, it finally broke seventy today, and man is it pretty. At multiple points on the drive the fragrance from the flowers and honeysuckle was so strong as to be almost cloying. This really is a magical time of the year, with everything coming to life. I love having my windows open and hearing all the birds and just watching as things get greener and greener.

So there is that. Joelle is well and sends her regards, as well as this picture of Thurston, whose diet is going well:

Saturday Night Open Thread 9

He’s still an irritating barky asshole, but now he is thinner and will live longer. So yay, I guess. Regardless, I would still never take him to the gravel pit and shoot him, because I’m not a fucking sociopath.

Hope you all are well. I just gotta make it through the next week at work without losing my mind, and will be back more regularly.

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Saturday Afternoon Open Thread

by WaterGirl|  April 27, 20243:48 pm| 159 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

Looks like we could use one!

Is there anyone scummier than Bill Barr?

Q: Who shielded Trump from accountability the most during his ignominious tenure in the White House?

The popular answer is Mitch McConnell.

The correct answer is Bill Barr. https://t.co/6pUO37efb1

— Jack E. Smith ⚖️ (@7Veritas4) April 27, 2024

Nominations are open.  (But please don’t nominate the dog lady. I need to leave that story behind.)

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Favorite Dogs & Cats Saturday Open Thread

by WaterGirl|  April 27, 202411:32 am| 119 Comments

This post is in: Favorite Dogs & Cats Series, Pet Blogging

Happy Saturday!

Lazy Afternoon Open Thread 1

Send me an email with pics and whatever info you want to share, and I’ll add them to the post.

Lots of awesome photos already – I think maybe we should do this next Saturday, too.  Because this thread is full up and I hav 6 more sweet photos in waiting already. :-)

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Saturday Morning Open Thread: We Never Give Up

by Anne Laurie|  April 27, 20248:43 am| 180 Comments

This post is in: Biden Administration in Action, Elections 2024, Open Threads, President Biden, Proud to Be A Democrat, Republican Stupidity

Howard Stern: I want to thank you for your compassion. We're lucky to have you in the Oval Office and serving as the father of the country. I want to thank you for providing a calming influence and an organized administration post-COVID

President Biden: The American people… pic.twitter.com/3pdLlf269y

— Biden-Harris HQ (@BidenHQ) April 27, 2024

I hope this interview was scheduled last night, after the press release from the NYT https://t.co/lF5CI4Q5AQ

— Dana Houle (@DanaHoule) April 26, 2024

pic.twitter.com/fPhYvOUkv9

— Caladan Legal (@TonyMoonbeam) April 26, 2024

Yesterday marks a major milestone toward fully reopening the Port of Baltimore by the end of May – the first large cargo ships traveling through the channel since the Francis Scott Key bridge collapsed.
@POTUS will continue to lead a whole-of-government approach to reopen the… pic.twitter.com/gLGg7Ckz5e

— The White House (@WhiteHouse) April 26, 2024

140,000 people did their taxes with the free IRS direct file pilot. But program's future is unclear https://t.co/lIiYHQXpuk

— The Associated Press (@AP) April 27, 2024

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Musical Open Thread: Taylor Swift & Mary Chapin Carpenter

by Anne Laurie|  April 27, 20243:16 am| 75 Comments

This post is in: Music

Blinken drops by Beijing record store whose owner plays him vinyl by classic Chinese rocker Dou Wei. Blinken buys it — and Taylor Swift’s “Midnights,” which he describes as a successful American export pic.twitter.com/DwgxFp9S0C

— Shaun Tandon (@shauntandon) April 26, 2024

I’m enjoying my way, song by song, through Taylor Swift’s latest. She (still) reminds me of Mary Chapin Carpenter. I need to pick up a couple of MCC’s later albums, and figure out which of Swift’s albums I need to buy so I’ll alwyas have my favorite songs on hand (being of a generation, and a mindset, where I don’t feel I own a thing unless I can put my hands on it… )

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