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Some judge needs to shut this circus down soon.

We still have time to mess this up!

You know he’s going to shit a cat.

People really shouldn’t expect the government to help after they watched the GOP drown it in a bathtub.

Sadly, media malpractice has become standard practice.

They don’t have outfits that big. nor codpieces that small.

Many life forms that would benefit from greater intelligence, sadly, do not have it.

No offense, but this thread hasn’t been about you for quite a while.

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The party of Reagan has become the party of Putin.

People identifying as christian while ignoring christ and his teachings is a strange thing indeed.

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Washington Post Catch and Kill, not noticeably better than the Enquirer’s.

I’ve spoken to my cat about this, but it doesn’t seem to do any good.

I see no possible difficulties whatsoever with this fool-proof plan.

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Never give a known liar the benefit of the doubt.

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This Seems Like a Good Time

by WaterGirl|  February 10, 20241:40 pm| 122 Comments

This post is in: Balloon Juice, Open Threads

It’s a quiet Saturday, so it seems like it might be a good time for this.

There has been talk in the comments lately that this annoying person or that annoying person should be banned, so this feels like a good time to remind BJ peeps about the Balloon Juice comment policy.

The comment policy lives in the footer of every page on Balloon Juice, and it has been there since the new site was rolled out in 2019.  Many of our BJ peeps conform to the polices, without even having read them.

John doesn’t ban people for being annoying, or for being assholes.  Or trolls.  It’s up to each of us to either engage or not.  Cole bans people who violate the comment policy, and you all have a role to play in that.

But don’t just take my word for it – the details are outlined below.

I have copied the policy into this thread so we can all be on the same page re: what the rules are.

Anything below that is written in first-person is obviously John Cole.

BALLOON JUICE COMMENT POLICY

First and foremost, Balloon Juice is a community, so our commenting policy is a combination of objective standards as well as some more subjective community standards for decency.

So while there will be some very clear lines that cannot be crossed, there will also be some fuzzy areas that we will deal with when we get to them. It’s not a black and white world, and this is a liberal blog, so you will just have to deal with some nuance.

Commenters: To Flag a Comment You Think Violates the Policy

If you see a comment on Balloon Juice that you believe violates the standards that are set forth below, and you want flag the offending comment for attention, please do both of these things: 1) send email to WaterGirl and 2) use the Site Feedback form and select Report a Problem.  Be sure to include the name of the thread that contained the offensive comment (or a link to the thread) as well as the person’s nym and the date and approximate time of the comments.

Front-Pagers: To Flag a Comment You Believe Violates the Policy

If you see a comment on Balloon Juice that you believe violates the standards that are set forth below, please do all three of these things: 1) mark the offending comment as SPAM, 2) send email to John Cole and 3) use the Site Feedback form and select Report a Problem.  Be sure to include the name of the thread that contained the offensive comment (or a link to the thread) as well as the person’s nym and the date and approximate time of the comments.

Process for Bans and Timeouts

If your comment has been flagged for inappropriate content, one of the front pagers will mark your comment as SPAM. That removes it from view in the thread. Once that has been done, the front-pager will email me (John Cole) with a link, and I will figure out what to do.  I will consult with the front-pagers, but I will have the final say, not them, so direct your venom and incoherent tweets and emails at me.

Punishments

  • First offense: 3-day timeout
  • Second offense: 1-week timeout
  • Third offense: 1-month timeout
  • Beyond that: banned

Things That Will Get You an Immediate Timeout

  1. Sexism, racism, ageism; homophobic outbursts, targeting of marginalized groups, etc. We’re not going to put up with personal attacks beyond a joking nature, nor will we tolerate targeted harassment of commenters. Take your shit somewhere else.
  2. Explicit calls for violence. Obviously things said in jest such as “guillotines” or nonsense like that are recognized for the hyperbole they are. But direct, actionable threats or calls for violence are out, for obvious reasons.
  3. Targeted harassment of other commenters or front pagers.
  4. Intentional disinformation campaigns.
  5. Posting links to inappropriate websites or sites that compromise a user’s security.
  6. Divulging personal information about a commenter or front pager (real name, address, place of work, etc.)
  7. Calling for explicit violence or war crimes in Ukraine.
  8. I am sure you idiots will think of something else so I will just leave this here.

Intentional Disinformation Campaigns, in Detail (#4 above)

Intentional disinformation campaigns include anything that is known to be false with the slightest bit of knowledge and or research. These include, but are not limited to:

  • Obama is a Kenyan Muslim.
  • Climate change is a hoax.
  • Vaccines cause autism.
  • The world is flat.
  • Nicotine is not addictive.
  • Iraq had WMD.
  • The DNC stole the 2016 election from Bernie.
  • Chemtrails.
  • Seth Rich was murdered by the DNC.
  • Sandy Hook was a false flag operation.
  • There was no Russian interference in the 2016 election.

Take that bullshit to reddit or 8chan or whatever.  It will not be tolerated here.

Things You Should Avoid That May Lead to Punishment

  1. Just generally being a no-life asshole who derails every thread with your own personal hobby horse. Yes, we have the pie filter, but some people don’t like to use it. They shouldn’t have to suffer because some idiot has come in and posted 75 comments that have nothing to do with the original post.
  2. Repeated attempts to derail a conversation. Unlike yours truly, we have actual experts here, and others who are good at what they do. We are lucky to have them. When they are trying to have a serious conversation and you are just trolling or being a jerk, you take away from the rest of us. You are stealing a valuable asset: their time and wisdom. It’s selfish and irritating, and I don’t want to see it.
  3. Again, left blank here for other things you all will inevitably come up with.

My Closing Note

I absolutely hate that I even have to have these policies, but there it is. I don’t expect it to be a big problem, because most of the people will self-select out and go somewhere else where their nonsense is appreciated (reddit incel forums? Red State? Who knows? Who cares?)

For the most part, you are free to talk about whatever you want. Obviously there are some things we will not tolerate, like racist, sexist, and otherwise bigoted bullshit. But my overall philosophy has been that you are, within limits, able to post whatever you want, because it only reflects on you. When you say stupid shit, you’re the one who is standing out in public with your pants around your ankles looking the fool, not me.

We’re not going to delete comments, and we’re not going to censor you, unless you commit the offenses listed above. If people don’t want to hear your rambling nonsense, well, that’s why we have the pie filter (ALL HAIL CLEEK!).

Just don’t be a dick. Treat people decently (I’d say treat them the way you want to be treated but I know some of you self-loathing idiots will take advantage of that), and you will find that people will be good to you in return. A lot of us have known each other for a good long while. We want new people to feel welcome.

This is a community. Treat it like one.

Note:  I put post together a week or more ago, so you can be sure it’s not in direct response to anything in the comments over the past week.

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Quiltingfool Quilt Raffle for Ukraine (Open Thread)

by WaterGirl|  February 10, 202410:40 am| 72 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, War in Ukraine

Update: Saturday at noon

I can see that 21 people donated to the Ukraine thermometer AFTER I announced the upcoming Ukraine quilt raffle in a post last Sunday.  I talked with Quiltingfool, and we think it would be only fair for any of those 21 people to get quilt raffle tickets if they are interested in the quilts.

So please send me email if you donated to the Ukraine thermometer AFTER I mentioned the upcoming raffle last Sunday, and you are interested in either or both of the quilts.

🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸

I can’t believe I forgot this part!  If you buy raffle tickets for one or both of the quilts, you also have a chance at the 2nd, 3rd and 4th prizes.  So even if you’re not interested in a bigger quilt, you could win one of these!

Quilt Blocks, Resumed! 1

Quilt Blocks, Resumed!

Quiltingfool Pictures of Blocks

On The Road - Quiltingfool - Ukraine Block Photos, Part 2 7

Sunday Afternoon Open Thread 26

The quilts are ready to go, but not the blocks.  So if you win one of the blocks, Quiltingfool will make those as soon as she can.

🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸

Quiltingfool has generously offered two quilts to raise money for Ukraine!  (Amazing, as always!)

Raffle tickets are $25 each.

You can enter both raffles, or just one.

Tickets are specific to a particular quilt.

To purchase raffle tickets, send email to WaterGirl, with your ActBlue donation confirmation – from our Balloon Juice Ukraine thermometer.

Please include your nym in the emails!

Winners will be announced on Valentine’s Day.

Star Path  (lap quilt)
56 x 68

Alley Cat   (lap quilt)
56 x 75

Alley Cat Close-up

Alley Cat Back

Raffle tickets for sale immediately.

Donate

Questions?  Chime in below and I will answer them.

 

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Saturday Morning Open Thread: We’re Ridin’ With Biden!

by Anne Laurie|  February 10, 20247:43 am| 264 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, President Biden, Proud to Be A Democrat, Republican Venality

But first, a progress report…

The Senate is pushing past far-right objections to aiding Ukraine. But next steps are uncertain https://t.co/hYVSpyiVbK

— The Associated Press (@AP) February 10, 2024

… Senators conducted a late-night vote Friday, advancing to next steps as they spin through objections from a core group of Republicans. More closely aligned with Donald Trump, the GOP’s presidential front-runner, the Republican senators aren’t putting a priority on stopping Russian President Vladimir Putin’s invasion.

Majority Leader Chuck Schumer told the senators he would be willing to amend the package to win over more support, but the New York Democrat also warned they would stay in session “until the job is done.”

Even if the foreign aid package gets off the ground in the Senate with possible Sunday voting, the package still faces a deeply uncertain future in the House. In that chamber, the Republican majority is even more hostile to helping the U.S. ally in Europe, as the war enters its second year.

Attendance slipped Friday night as senators advanced the bill, 64-19, with 14 Republicans joining Democrats to move it forward…

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I am so here for this call them losers strategy. https://t.co/bTkSmOA4qK

— Jean-Michel Connard (@torriangray) February 8, 2024

This whole ramp up of concern over the President's age tells me one thing:

The Republicans are in serious jeopardy of an electoral wipe out in November and the Beltway Media is getting desperate.

— Hope Restored In DFW (@Kennymack1971) February 9, 2024

No truer words have ever been spoken. But you could modify this to say: “Biden’s age is about Harris’ skin color and gender.” https://t.co/MgWIMEXS8J

— Kenny BooYah! ???? (@KwikWarren) February 9, 2024

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Late Night Open Thread: Bad Sports

by Anne Laurie|  February 10, 20241:50 am| 99 Comments

This post is in: C.R.E.A.M., Open Threads, Sports

I support this simply because FIFA is the most corrupt organization on Earth so for this to have happened, the good scumbags of New Jersey had to outbid all these Arab sheiks and Eurocrats and so forth.

USA NUMBER ONE. USA USA USA. https://t.co/Hg6HILAgFO

— Open Source Stupidity (OSSTU) Starfish (@IRHotTakes) February 5, 2024

Excited to announce I’ll be covering the indictments that come from this FIFA – New Jersey crossover event. No way of knowing what they’ll be for yet, but I’m looking forward to seeing what the writers room cooks up. https://t.co/Ku2z4E4CjF

— S.P. Sullivan (@spsullivan) February 4, 2024

The winners of the 2026 World Cup men’s soccer tournament will hoist the vaunted gold trophy at MetLife Stadium in New Jersey, FIFA announced Sunday.

Gov. Phil Murphy was among the first to spread the stunning announcement from the worldwide soccer body that the East Rutherford venue will host the tournament’s final game…

News reports and speculation in the sport in recent weeks had the final match going to AT&T Stadium in Texas, home of the NFL’s Dallas Cowboys.

This past fall, Murphy said MetLife Stadium had a 50/50 shot at hosting the final — scheduled for July 19, 2026.

In all, MetLife will host eight games in the tournament, Murphy and FIFA said.

FIFA previously announced the 2026 tournament would have some firsts: Canada, Mexico and the United States would host, the first time three nations would do so, and 48 teams would qualify, up from 32 teams.

The tournament starts June 11, 2026…

(Looks like Ted Cruz remains a sports jinx for his state.)

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And yet the Meadowlands World Cup may end up as just the second-worst sporting event of the decade…

An athletic criminal amnesty won’t be appealing to those who either didn’t commit offenses, or who have committed offenses but haven’t been caught. https://t.co/BPhrFhRL0w

— Dana Houle (@DanaHoule) February 2, 2024

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War for Ukraine Day 716: Colonel-General Syrsky Delivers His Commander’s Guidance

by Adam L Silverman|  February 9, 20249:27 pm| 18 Comments

This post is in: Foreign Affairs, Foreign Policy, Military, Open Threads, Russia, Silverman on Security, War, War in Ukraine

The crest of the Ukrainian Ministry of Defense. A wine colored cross on a silver shield with the gold Uktainian Tryzub in the center on a circular blue medallion. A pair of silver maces and an upright sword are between the blue medallion and the wine colored cross.

 

It’s the small hours in Ukraine and reports are starting to come in of Russian strikes. It may be that a pre-dawn bombardment is starting. I’ll have some of the preliminary reporting on that after the jump.

https://twitter.com/maria_avdv/status/1755914092949147820

In his first statement as CinC, Syrsky outlines main priorities:
1. Fast and rational distribution of necessary items for combat units, focusing on military logistics.
2. Balancing combat tasks with unit restoration and intensified personnel training.
3. New technical solutions and scaling successful experiences, like UAVs and radio-electronic warfare.

He refers to the war as a “liberation war.”

From The Kyiv Independent:

Ukraine’s newly appointed Commander-in-Chief Oleksandr Syrskyi, who has replaced General Valerii Zaluzhnyi, laid out his priorities in managing the war, which will soon enter its third year.

In his first social media post after the appointment published on Feb. 9, Syrskyi said one of his primary tasks would be “a clear and detailed planning” for all military administration bodies, taking into account the needs of front-line units in new weaponry sent by allies.

“The fastest and most rational distribution and delivery of everything necessary for combat units remains the main task of military logistics,” Syrskyi said on Telegram.

This statement echoes Zelensky’s words that he expects the new military leadership to solve problems with logistics and conduct a “fair redistribution” of Western-provided arms “in favor of the zero line.”

Syrskyi also emphasized that military headquarters of all levels must be aware of all the front-line needs and “master the situation” in each sector of the front.

As another priority for Ukraine fighting off Russia’s full-scale invasion, Syrskyi named “introducing new technical solutions and scaling successful experience,” such as the use of unmanned systems and modern tools of electronic warfare.

Syrskyi concluded his post by saying that “a reliable rear is one of the main components of overall success in war.”

Here is President Zelenskyy’s address from earlier today. Video below, English transcript after the jump.

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Friday Night Open Thread

by John Cole|  February 9, 20249:20 pm| 71 Comments

This post is in: John Cole Presents "Stories from the Road", John Cole Presents "This Fucking Old House"

Jersey Mike’s is what is for dinner because A.) I did not feel like cooking, B.) I have nothing but ingredients in the house that require cooking so see A and C.) I bought a several lb bone in lamb leg roast for 7 dollars from Fry’s the other day and it is currently on hour 24 of being marinated and will be cooked tomorrow, so I know we are having a very rich in flavor and composition meal then so a simple sub is what we did for tonight. That was a long paragraph.

Met a fellow Balloon Juicer in Mesa today- WE WERE DOING A DEAL- I picked up a couple of pieces of vintage Revere Ware from them, and mentioned while chatting we should do a meet-up. I generally don’t think of them because well, to be honest, I don’t really want to meet you or anyone else, especially not in public. But I do remember that I always have a pleasant time and that everyone seems to like them, so we should probably do one. I shall consult with the wife on a time that is good for her and get back to you all.

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I was blathering on twitter today about how politics is so fucking easy right now- you can sort of tune out for days or weeks on end because unless the issues really interest you, they don’t really matter. Politics is right now, for me, the most clear cut it has ever been in my lifetime. You’re either with the flawed but generally good hearted party of fuckups, or you’re with the Nazis.

It’s just that cut and dried. I mean sure, keep up on the nuances of the topics if they interest you, but really, you don’t need to. You don’t really need to keep up on every LGBTQ issue. The Republicans are against them. All. Even the mention of them. You don’t need to know the ins and outs regarding abortion. The Republicans are against them and birth control and more. You don’t need to know the grim details of climate science. The Republicans are going to block anything to make it better.

I mean, it’s just that fucking simple. You either want a future that is the current fucked up status quo or better, or you are with the party that wishes it was still 1857 and they were still riding the ether high of Dred Scott.

It’s that fucking simple. How did we get here? It’s complicated. It was a lot of things, but we’re fucking here now. We’ve got the normal human beings on one side, and we’ve got the beared maniacs sitting in their pick up trucks screaming into the video camera that they are just furious they can’t use the n word and fuming they can’t say indian style and have to say criss cross applesauce. They’ve either never heard of the phrase “the lotus position” or if by chance they have it’s too pussy for them to say. I didn’t realize it then, but having a black president broke the ever loving brains of several generations of white fuckers.

So yeah. Biden’s old and imperfect and so are a lot of the Democrats and yes I wish they were younger and took more action and yes fuck Merrick Garland.

But they’re not fucking Nazis.

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This Seems Crazy

by WaterGirl|  February 9, 20247:46 pm| 122 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Politics, Trump Indictments

Holy cow!

Cannon appears to have just now rejected this Special Counsel request. Eleventh Circuit showdown?? https://t.co/zRjEcaLqRJ

— Andrew Weissmann (weissmann11 on Threads)🌻 (@AWeissmann_) February 9, 2024

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Moments ago, Judge Cannon just made a very dangerous ruling and we cannot let it slip under the radar.

I am sure Jack Smith’s team is working feverishly on a response right now.

Judge Cannon just ordered that by tomorrow February 10, Jack Smith provide Trump with information… pic.twitter.com/f9wXirFllF

— Ben Meiselas (@meiselasb) February 9, 2024

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