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First Polls Closed

by John Cole|  November 5, 20247:20 pm| 38 Comments

This post is in: Elections 2024

The seven pm polls have closed, and Vermont went for Harris, Kentucky and Indiana for Trump.

This is when I am the most fragile on election night because a lot of the red vote from rural areas comes in faster and the infamous red mirage appears. This couple of hours between now and 10 pm est are nerve-wracking.

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Dinnertime (East Coast) Open Thread

by John Cole|  November 5, 20245:15 pm| 183 Comments

This post is in: John Cole Presents "This Fucking Old House"

As many of you know, I have been fostering a cat for three months for a friend of the family who had a mental health crisis, and I have not talked about her (the cat) much or shared a lot of pictures for one simple reason. Here it is:

Dinnertime (East Coast) Open Thread

I knew that if I showed that little angel to you all that you would become absolutely insufferable and demand that I keep her forever, which I could not do because it is not my cat and because I am running at capacity with just enough left for an emergency stray. The picture does not do her eyes justice- they are sometimes half the size of her head they are so big and she is so adorable. And she is so tiny- only 8-10 lbs. Just a precious angel.

At any rate, I gave her to my sister today to keep until our friend has a new place, so I felt it was safe to share the picture with you.

I took an edible and picked up chinese so now all there is to do is sit and wait and stress.

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FLASH Fundraiser – Election Day Four Directions – Native Drivers / Canvassers / Callers

by WaterGirl|  November 5, 20245:00 pm| 196 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

Originally posted at 1:30 pm, moving up for the last couple of hours where the funds can make a difference.

Zoom With Four Directions Set for Thursday at 7 pm ET

Just got a call from Four Directions.

Time is short, so I’m including the text of the follow-up email messages.

NEVADA

Given the photo finish in Nevada, we added staff and drivers overnight.

We can continue to add drivers/canvassers/callers on the following reservations:

Duck Valley Indian Reservation
Fallon Paiute Reservation
Pyramid Lake Paiute Indian Reservation
Walker River Paiute Indian Reservation

Urban native voters in Las Vegas and Reno.

Not fighting snow but equally fighting darkness as in Montana. Nevada polls close at 7 pm pacific/10 pm eastern.


MONTANA

Polls do not close until 8 pm mountain [10 pm eastern].

There is only one satellite office open on a Montana Indian reservation – the Blackfeet Indian Reservation.

We are battling snow and by 5:30 pm mountain {2.5 hours before polls close) – it will be dark.

And the race is close[49-45 Tester over Sheehy:

All of a sudden, Montana — and Senate control — is slipping away from Republicans

We could deploy easily $10k in Montana to combat the snow and darkness.

We can deploy funds as late as 8 pm eastern for last 2 hour shift, adding drivers and callers.


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Let’s be done with him at last.

by Betty Cracker|  November 5, 20243:30 pm| 209 Comments

This post is in: Domestic Politics, Elections 2024, Foreign Affairs, Open Threads, Politics, Republican Stupidity, Trumpery

I don’t know what’s going to happen with the election, but I think we’re gonna win. I believe we will swear in our first woman president on January 20, 2025.

If (when!) that happens, I’ll feel like a fully equal citizen for the first time. I’ll be sad my mom didn’t live to see it but relieved she was spared witnessing Trump’s corrupt destruction of civic norms and traditions.

Oh how the rise of Donald Fucking Trump would have pissed my mother off! Mom was at war with leering, entitled creeps like him all her life.

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Which brings me to my second point: friends, if the days ahead go our way, we’ll finally — at long fucking last! — be rid of the Queens Quisling as a dominant force in our politics. Forever. Oh happy fucking day!

I don’t delude myself into thinking when we yeet the man, our problems will end. We all know Trump is a symptom, the logical and yet wholly absurd extension of GOP political trends since Eisenhower.

That’s why a dumb, low-rent fraud like Trump was able to kick over that party’s rotten edifice, turn it into a crude grift engine and sell it off for parts to hostile foreign oligarchs in the first place.

And I’ve accepted that the Trump henchmen, including his heinous grasping offspring, will be with us for the rest of our lives. Closer to home, I’m resigned to the damaged interpersonal relationships and grievous loss of faith in so many people and civic institutions.

But the grotesque carnival barker himself? After enduring THREE goddamn interminable elections with that hideous orange prick braying in our faces like an air horn? If (when!) he loses AGAIN, he will be DONE.

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Report from Boots on the Ground in Nebraska

by WaterGirl|  November 5, 20243:29 pm| 8 Comments

This post is in: Elections 2024, Open Threads, Political Action, Reports from the Field 2024

I think you guys know that one of our BJ peeps is on the ground with 3 friends in Nebraska for about 9 days, working for the Dan Osborn campaign.

Here they are with Dan Osborn (in the middle).

Today’s report from them, right after lunch:

Rain finally letting up, but Nebraska is getting out to vote!

381 doors down, 9 hours to go.
You guys are an inspiration to us all!

Open thread.

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Whatever Happens…

by @heymistermix.com|  November 5, 20242:50 pm| 91 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

Whatever Happens...

Harris has run a great, almost flawless campaign.

Walz was a great pick, and win or lose, I can’t see that any of the alternatives would have been better.

She took over the Biden campaign apparatus with very little apparent agida.  They’re the A-team and it shows.

Her campaign has quickly seized on Trump’s mis-steps, the garbage comments being the most recent example.

Her social media people are really good, and their impact on the vote via TikTok, Instagram and other outlets that most of us over the age of 40 don’t use is something that will have to be studied by other campaigns.

She was able to campaign with Liz Cheney as well as AOC, and make the most of both of them.

Finally, and most importantly, Kamala, Tim, Doug and Gwen all seemed to be having the times of their lives doing it.

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Mid Afternoon Manic Open Thread

by John Cole|  November 5, 20241:50 pm| 101 Comments

This post is in: John Cole Presents "This Fucking Old House"

Visual representation of my state of mind right now:

Mid Afternoon Manic Open Thread

If you recognize this picture and need no explanation, congratulations you are old and we are trauma bonded together.

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