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Recipe Exchange: Turkey, Turkey, Who is Making the Turkey?

by TaMara|  November 21, 20206:54 pm| 48 Comments

This post is in: Food & Recipes, Recipe Exchange, Recipes

Just a little holiday humor…now on to the recipes:

 

This year we were warned that with smaller family gatherings, small turkeys would be scarce. So when I went turkey shopping, I was not surprised the smallest turkey I could find was about sixteen pounds.

I know for many, that IS a small turkey, but I’m used to buying a couple of twelve-pound turkeys, cooking one if Thanksgiving is going to be small, or both if it’s a larger crowd. I think they cook up better and are less likely to get dried out.

What to do with this large bird? I decided to slice it in half and cook it two separate ways. They cook up similar to a spatchcock bird.

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One half, I made the traditional way: Roasted Spatchcock Turkey I deboned it and froze it into 1 lb packages for use in soups and casseroles later.

The other one, I had some fun with. I knew I was going to grill it, so I went rummaging around the spice rack and the refrigerator looking to take it up a notch.

I decided on a Peruvian Spice mix and Jalapeno Jelly. The flavors were a perfect complement to each other and created an amazing bird.

I first rubbed the half bird all over with the Peruvian spices. The mix is a combination of: cumin, chili powder, annatto, turmeric, aji amarillo, lime, Mexican oregano and cilantro.

Then I heated the Jalapeno Jelly in the microwave for about 30 seconds, just enough to make it easy to brush on the bird. I refrigerated the prepped bird over night and before grilling it the next day, I let it come to room temperature and brushed more jelly over it.

I roasted it on the grill at about 375 degree F and basted it with the jelly every fifteen minutes. It roasted for about 90 minutes, until the internal breast temperature was 160 degrees. Remove, tent with foil and let it rest for 20 minutes and that will bring the final temperature up to 165 for the breast.

I served it with Cranberry Apple Sauce (recipe here) and Garlic Mashed Potatoes and herbed stuffing.

For more not-so traditional sides, try Wild Rice Stuffed Mushrooms, Pan Roasted Brussels Sprouts with Crispy Pancetta and Caramelize Onions,  or Brussel Sprouts Potato Gratin

I haven’t done anything pumpkin yet this season, so I’m thinking later this week I’ll make a Buttermilk Pumpkin Bundt Cake

I hope if you can’t be with friends and family this Thanksgiving, you have good food and a peaceful day.

What are some of your favorite holiday sides? What are your must-haves for Thanksgiving (mine is stuffing)? Hit the comments with your Thanksgiving faves.

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Recipe Exchange: Versatile and Tasty Ropa Vieja (Instant Pot & Slow Cooker Versions)

by TaMara|  October 24, 20206:06 pm| 26 Comments

This post is in: Food & Recipes, Recipe Exchange, Recipes, yes, I know your recipe is always better than mine

Ropa Vieja is one of my favorite items on a local Mexican restaurant’s menu. I almost always have it in a salad in a tortilla bowl.  So of course I had to figure out how to replicate it at home.

I have tortilla bowl molds and make them for lunch salads all the time. Although you don’t need them, use this method here.

Now to up my game with some tasty ropa vieja.

Ropa Vieja

  • 3 lbs of Chuck, London Broil/Top Round, Brisket or Flank*
  • 3 tbsp olive oil
  • 1 large onion, chopped
  • 1 large red pepper, seeded and chopped
  • 3 cloves of garlic, minced
  • 28 oz of diced tomatoes – I had freshly frozen. Canned is fine.
  • 1/2 cup cider vinegar (or wine vinegar – white or red)
  • 1 tbsp sweet paprika
  • 3 tsp oregano
  • 1/2 tsp cumin
  • 1/2 to 1 tsp cayenne (depending on your desired heat)
  • pinch of red pepper flakes (or to your desired heat)
  • 2 bay leaves
  • salt and pepper to taste (I like lots of black pepper, so I’m hesitant to give my measurements, LOL)
  • green olives (so very optional! I HATE olives, so you will not find them in mine)

instant pot or slow cooker

Heat oil and brown meat on both sides, add onions, and saute until translucent. Then add peppers and garlic, stirring for a minute before adding remaining ingredients.

Instant pot:  Cook for 45 to 50 minutes on soup or meat setting (or pressure cooker high setting). Check meat after depressurizing. If it doesn’t shred easily, make sure there is enough sauce (add water if needed) and repressurize for an additional 10 minutes.

Slow-cooker: Cook on low for 8-10 hours, add water if the liquid gets too thick too soon.

Whichever method you use, you want the meat to shred easily when done.

When I depressurized mine, the sauce was thin, so I cooked it an additional 20 minutes on the slow-cooker setting until it had reduced to a thick sauce.

Serve with rice and black bean or in salad.

*this cooks until it’s shreddable, so cut doesn’t matter much. I used London Broil because it was at a super sale price. So I stocked up for several recipes that will simmer forever.

Anyone have favorite restaurant items they’ve recreated at home? What’s on your plate this weekend? Don’t forget to share your special recipes!

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Recipe Exchange: Spicy Lime Cilantro Chicken

by TaMara|  October 9, 20207:12 pm| 53 Comments

This post is in: Food, Food & Recipes, Recipe Exchange, yes, I know your recipe is always better than mine

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It’s been unseasonably warm here after our early snow in September, so grilling is on the menu.

On the board:

  1. Spicy Lime Cilantro Chicken
  2. Mexican Rice Medley
  3. Green Beans
  4. Dark Chocolate Chip Cookies (recipe here)

Spicy Lime Cilantro Chicken:

  • 4 boneless chicken breasts
  • ½ cup lime juice
  • ¼ cup chopped cilantro
  • ¼ cup sliced pickled jalapenos and juice

Place ingredients in a zip-lock bag and marinate 1 hour or overnight.  Broil or grill for 15 minutes, turning every 5 minutes, until breasts are cooked to 165 degrees.

Mexican Rice Medley:

  • 1 tbsp olive oil
  • ½ small yellow onion, chopped
  • 6 oz can chopped green chilies
  • ½ tsp crushed garlic
  • 1 small tomato, chopped
  • 1 cup Jasmine rice
  • 1 ¼ cup water
  • 1 cup tomato sauce
  • 1 tsp chili powder
  • salt & pepper to taste
  • 2 tbsp chopped fresh cilantro

large saucepan and bowl

In saucepan, heat oil, add onion, chilies, garlic and tomatoes, sauté until onions are golden.  Remove to bowl.  In the saucepan add rice, water, tomato sauce and chili powder, bring to a boil, cover, reduce heat to low and let simmer 20 minutes until all liquid is absorbed.  Add onion mixture.  Finish with salt and pepper to taste and cilantro.  Fluff with a fork and serve.

Dinner menu serves 4

Cooking Tips:  If a recipe has meat or poultry that is marinated, a great timesaver is to make the marinades when you purchase the meats.  Mix meat and marinades together into a freezer bag and freeze.  All that’s left to do is thaw and cook.  10-minute meals are easy with a variety of marinades and meats or poultry, then stir-fry, grill or broil and serve.

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What’s on your menu this weekend?

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Recipe Exchange: Soup Season

by TaMara|  September 26, 20206:07 pm| 86 Comments

This post is in: Food & Recipes, Recipe Exchange, Recipes, yes, I know your recipe is always better than mine

Recipe Exchange: Soup Season

JeffreyW makes mouths water with this photo of his Beef and Barley Soup (with bonus Foccacia recipe here)

I’ve updated the basic soup recipe for Instant Pot style cooking. For the stovetop version, click here.

It has been unseasonably warm here, but I still wanted soup. Checked the freezer and I had a cross-rib roast, that would do since there was not a secret stash of chuck roast tucked away in there. All the other ingredients were handy, so Beef and Barley soup was it.

I added a potato, diced small, just because.

Beef & Barley Vegetable Soup

  • olive oil
  • 1 lb chuck, cut into small cubes
  • 1/2 small onion, diced
  • 2 tsp crushed garlic
  • 14 oz of tomatoes (fresh or canned)
  • 8 cups of water (or water and vegetable broth**)
  • 12 oz sliced carrots (frozen ok)
  • 12 oz green beans (frozen ok)
  • 3 stalks of celery, chopped
  • 1/2 cup barley
  • 1/4 tsp cayenne
  • 1/2 tsp ground pepper
  • 1/2 to 1 tsp salt (more as desired)
  • 2 bay leaves (remove before serving)

large saucepan

Heat oil in the instant pot on the sauté setting. Sauté onions for 1 minute, add beef and brown on all sides, add garlic and sauté for 1 minute making sure not to burn the garlic. Add remaining ingredients.  Set the pot to Soup/Stew setting and cook for 35 to 40 minutes, until barley is tender.  Use natural release method.

Serve with biscuits or cornbread.

**For vegetable broth,  I blend the tomatoes, and an additional 6 oz of carrots, 6 oz of green beans, 2 stalks of the celery, 1 cup water into a smooth puree, to make a hearty base for the soup.  I like the hearty stock.

Yum.

It’s soup season, so here are a few more: Tomato Soup and Grilled Cheese,  Chicken Tortilla Soup, and Minestrone with Tiny Meatballs

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Sunday Recipe Exchange: Cantanzaro Herbed Chicken

by TaMara|  August 30, 20207:45 pm| 58 Comments

This post is in: Food & Recipes, Recipe Exchange, Recipes, yes, I know your recipe is always better than mine

I get gifts! One I got this year was a box of assorted large bottles of spice mixes. I’ve enjoyed each unique blend, especially the Peruvian one, because it’s been a while since we have been able to frequent our favorite Peruvian restaurant here.

Tonight’s menu features the Cantanzaro spice mix. Cantanzaro is a city in Italy.  So there are a lot of herbs this Italian girl recognizes: marjoram, basil, thyme, rosemary and oregano. And garlic, lots of garlic. But the kicker is the lemon and lemon peel.

It’s all very fresh for summer and great for grilling.

On the board tonight:

  1. Grilled Cantanzaro Herbed Chicken Breasts
  2. Grilled peppers and onions (toss sliced onions and favorite mix of peppers with olive oil, salt, pepper and grill in a grilling pan)
  3. Cucumber-Tomato Salad (recipe here)
  4. Gelato (recipes here)

 

Grilled Cantanzaro Herbed Chicken Breast

  • 1 to 1-1/2 lb boneless chicken breasts
  • 2 tsp each: garlic powder, dried marjoram, basil, oregano, thyme and rosemary,
  • 1 tbsp lemon peel
  • 1 cup lemon juice
  • salt and pepper to taste

grill, marinade container

Butterfly chicken breasts (slicing them open down the center so they lie flat like butterfly wings). Place them in between two pieces of plastic wrap, and pound until they are about 1/2 inch thick – you don’t want them much thinner because they will dry out on the grill.

Crush together the dry herbs. You can do it with your fingers or use a mortar and pestle.  Combine with the lemon peel.

Place chicken breasts in a shallow container with a lid (I love my pyrex containers for this). Sprinkle 1/2 the herbs over the chicken, flip and sprinkle the remaining over the other side. Cover with lemon juice (start with 1/2 cup and use up to a cup to get coverage).

Marinate for at least 30 minutes to an hour.

Grill quickly over high heat to get a good sear on both sides, reduce heat (or remove the chicken from directly over a coal fire, to the side of the grill) and grill over low heat until the internal temperature is about 160 degrees F.  Once removed from the grill, tent loosely with foil and it will quickly reach an internal temperature of 165 without drying out.

Serve with grilled peppers and onions and a cucumber-tomato salad.

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BTW, if you’re buying spice mixes, skip the salt. You’ll get more spices for your dollar and adding your own salt gives you more control.

I’m happily overrun with tomatoes and besides eating them, I’m freezing bags of tomato juice for cooking later this winter. Great for making sauces, soups and quick dinners – I freeze the juice fresh, blended with seeds and skin – and then popped in freezer bags and frozen flat. Easy to store and the easy prep, so I’m not overwhelmed with processing as the tomatoes pile up. I do something similar with peppers, usually cut them into large chunks, quick freeze on a baking sheet and then portioning into freezer bags. Easy to chop them to smaller pieces before they are fully thawed and toss them into soups and sauces.

What’s on your menu this week? Share some favorite end of summer recipes.

 

 

 

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Sunday Recipe Exchange: This One’s Hot, Hot, Hot

by TaMara|  August 23, 20208:27 pm| 67 Comments

This post is in: Food & Recipes, Recipe Exchange, Recipes

Somehow,  I made an extremely spicy Green Chile. The peppers were marked as hot, so I should have suspected because normally they just assume you know green chiles are on the hot side. These were on the super-hot side.

A jackal sent me this recipe when I was asking for recommendations (and I only have her real name, so I’ll leave off the identification, if she’s around tonight, she can wave). It’s simple and turned out great. The only substitution I made was beef for pork. I’m not a big pork fan. Bacon, sausage and pepperoni are about it.

I used a boneless blade steak, which worked perfectly. I kinda wished I would have popped it on the grill when I roasted the chiles.

Green Chile

  • 2 lbs cubed pork shoulder
  • 1 tbsp minced garlic
  • 1/4 tsp pepper
  • 3 tbsp flour
  • 2 cups diced fresh tomatoes (or canned)
  • 1 can chicken broth
  • 1 cup water
  • 2 1/2 cups diced, roasted green chiles, skinned (seeded if desired)*
  • 2 cups diced onion (I used 1 cup, 2 seemed overwhelming)
  • salt and pepper to taste

Brown the pork, add garlic and cook for 1 minute. Add flour, stir and cook for 2 more minutes. Add all remaining ingredients and mix together well.

Slowcooker times: Cook for 2-3 hours on low

Instant Pot/Multipot times: Cook on meat setting (or high) for 1 hour, depressurize. Meat should shred easily, if not seal and cook another 15 minutes.

*If you want to roast your own chiles, instructions are here.

Sunday Recipe Exchange: This One's Hot, Hot, Hot

There are lots of ways to use Green Chile, but I like to just dish some up and eat it with fresh tortillas. Recipe for making your own tortillas is here.

It’s been a busy day here, what with the Chameleon rescue and all, so I’ll check back in if I haven’t fallen asleep.

OT: a friend of mine, who is Japanese, just turned me onto this Netflix show Duty/Shame. It’s a British-Japanese hybrid from the BBC and the visuals (as well as the leads) are stunning. Story is pretty good, too.

What’s on your menu tonight?

 

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Sunday Night Recipes

by Adam L Silverman|  August 9, 20209:06 pm| 101 Comments

This post is in: Cooking, Food, Food & Recipes, Open Threads, Recipe Exchange, Recipes

Tamara has asked that I fill in for her this evening, and I did myself no favors by texting her all afternoon about all the food I was preparing today. I have no one to blame but myself. So I have broken out the emergency tiara and let’s get to work!

I did several different food/recipe preparations today. The first was making condensed milk so I can make a simple, two ingredient ice cream base tomorrow. Since I really can’t process a lot of refined sugar or refined/processed carbohydrates, I substituted monk fruit crystals* for the sugar. It is in the fridge now, but since I’m not sure this is going to set up and I am likely to have to put it back on heat tomorrow to actually reduce enough liquid so that I have condensed milk and not sweetened milk, we’ll leave that one for another day. I’m pretty sure there was a problem in the way the recipe I used was written up. I really don’t understand how you can start out on low and then, once the sugar dissolves into the milk, turn the heat down to a medium-low simmer. I watched the video and it wasn’t much help either. More on this project at a later date.

The second thing I did was bake a batch of the Palmer House brownies. I’ve posted about these here before,  including the recipe, but since I’m making these for me and I’m not interested in having both the cake flour and the sugar make me sick, I made a few tweaks. The first is that I substituted 8 ounces of almond flour for the 8 ounces of cake flour. The second is that I substituted 1 lbs of monk fruit crystals for the sugar in the recipe. I also used Guittard dark chocolate chips, which don’t have a lot of sugar in them, so overall there isn’t a lot of refined sugar in these brownies. They’re not low calorie; they still get a pound of butter and 1 pound 2 ounces of dark chocolate, but without the cake flour and the refined sugar I can eat them without getting sick. I’ve made them this way three times now since I’ve gone into lockdown. So if you want to give this a try, with the substitutions I’ve used, just one important thing to note: until you add the eggs into the brownie batter, the melted chocolate-butter combination will not combine smoothly with the almond flour. Basically it starts okay, but after a minute or two it starts to look very grainy and the almond flour releases the butter. The batter quickly returns to normal once you add the eggs.

The recipe for tonight, however, is chicken-cheese enchiladas.

Sunday Night Recipes

Ingredients:

Chicken:

2 boneless chicken breasts and 4 boneless chicken thighs or any combination of chicken you like. This was enough for 18 enchiladas. You could substitute beef or pork or even shrimp for the chicken if you prefer.

1/2 cup of salsa verde for the marinade

Place the chicken in a large bowl, pour the salsa verde over it, mix the salsa verde around to make sure the chicken is covered, and marinate for at least five hours.

Set your burner to just below medium-high. In a large skillet or saute pan, heat up just enough olive oil to coat the bottom of the pan. Once the oil is hot add the chicken and cook until the chicken is cooked all the way through and each side is turning golden brown. Remove the chicken from the heat, chop or shred, and set aside

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Preheat oven to 350 degrees

Quick queso blanco:

Ingredients:

1/2 cup of heavy cream

4 to 6 ounces of shredded cheese – I used the four cheese Mexican blend because I had it on hand and it meant I didn’t have to sacrifice a knuckle to the box grater!

Heat the cream in a saute pan over medium heat. As the cream begins to get warm add the cheese, then thoroughly combine as it melts. Add salt and pepper to taste. Turn the heat down to as low as possible.

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Enchiladas:

Ingredients:

18 corn tortillas

Grated or shredded cheese – I used the Four Cheese Mexican blend because it meant I didn’t have to do any extra work

Chopped chicken

Enchiladas Assemble!!!!!

To assemble the enchiladas, take a corn tortillas sprinkle some shredded cheese into the center in a strip running from side to side, cover that with the chopped or shredded chicken, roll the tortilla around the chicken and cheese, and place in the bottom of a greased/kitchen sprayed baking dish. Repeat until you’ve got all the enchiladas rolled and sitting in the dish. Cover with the queso blanco and then more shredded cheese. Place in the oven at 350 degrees until the shredded cheese melts and is just on the edge of browning.

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Sides:

I went very easy here. I bought a can of black beans – NOT GOYA – and a package of Vigo low sodium yellow rice. I made the beans and rice while I was assembling and baking the enchiladas. If you’re really particular and want to use dry beans and make your yellow rice from scratch, that’s great. Feel free to tell me in the comments, because you’re going to do it anyway, why I’m a horrible human being who has destroyed your heritage by not making these from scratch.

Plating:

On your plate, put a serving of the yellow rice and then top with as much or as little of the black beans as you like. This can then be topped with chopped onion if you like or not if you don’t. Then place as many enchiladas as you think you’re going to eat on the rest of the plate. I did these New Mexico Christmas style. Cover one third of each enchilada with salsa verde, leave a 1/3 gap in the middle, and then cover the remaining third with salsa rojo. In that center third place a spoonful of sour cream with a spoonful of guacamole. Then serve and eat.

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If you prefer all salsa verde or salsa rojo or no sour cream or only sour cream or no guacamole or only guacamole, serve it however is appetizing to you.

Bon appétit!

Open thread!

* I use a monk fruit crystal that do not have sugar alcohols added to them. You could also use agave crystals, honey, maple syrup, or pretty much any other sweetener that will caramelize.

 

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