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Jan 6 Megaphone Man Sentenced Today

by WaterGirl|  April 8, 20244:01 pm| 71 Comments

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This statement from the Judge Lamberth is so good – every word is worth reading.  It’s that good.   Bring your virtual cigarettes with you; you’ll need one after reading this.  h/t rikyrah

Here’s a link to a browser version of the .pdf file of the whole thing.

PDF file that you can download:  Jan 6 sentencing today by Judge Lamberth

Today, the Court sentenced Taylor James Johnatakis. The Court ordered that Mr. Johnatakis be committed to the custody of the Bureau of Prisons for a term of 87 months. The following are the notes that the Court used when delivering portions of its oral sentencing.

The Court has received over twenty letters from friends and family of Mr. Johnatakis. Those letters speak to Mr. Johnatakis’s good works, good nature, and good character. Most ask for the Court to release him right away. Many say he did nothing criminal on January 6 and is no danger to society. I appreciate that the defendant has, with exceptions, been courteous and respectful to the Court, and I harbor no personal animosity toward him. The Court agrees that Mr. Johnatakis, like many January 6 defendants, is not an inherently bad person. That is what makes these cases hard.

As the Court has said many times, I take no great pleasure in locking up defendants who led good lives until their actions on January 6, 2021. After thirty-seven years on the bench, the Court knows how disruptive a prison sentence can be for defendants and their families. Nevertheless, the Court cannot let people entirely off the hook for their actions that day. In light of the defendant’s supportive letters, the Court would like to take a moment to explain what it is trying to accomplish when it sentences a defendant such as Mr. Johnatakis for events arising out of the January 6 attack on the Capitol.

A society in which everyone does what is right by his own lights, where adherence to the law is optional, would be a society of vigilantism, lawlessness, and anarchy. As my late friend Justice Antonin Scalia once wrote, “[i]t is the proud boast of our democracy that we have ‘a government of laws and not of men.’” Morrison v. Olson, 487 U.S. 654, 697 (1988) (Scalia, J., dissenting). A person dissatisfied with the government or the law has various non-violent ways to express his or her views.

More below the fold.

The First Amendment protects freedom of speech. It also enshrines “the right of the people peaceably”—let me repeat, peaceably—“to assemble.” And history has shown there is some role for the civil disobedience of Henry David Thoreau and Martin Luther King, Jr., in which a citizen engages in principled and peaceful—let me repeat, peaceful—disobedience of the law in order to protest a perceived injustice. In that situation, the person acknowledges they have broken the law and accepts the legal consequences that follow.

But what the jury found Mr. Johnatakis to have done on January 6 was neither First Amendment-protected activity nor civil disobedience. As the Court has said before, “the First Amendment does not give anyone the right to enter a restricted area or to engage in riotous activity in the Capitol.” See United States v. Little (Little Notes for Resentencing), No. 1:21-cr-315 (RCL), 2024 WL 386718 (D.D.C. Jan. 25, 2024). It obviously does not give anyone the right to assault the police. Nor was the January 6 riot an act of civil disobedience, because it was violent, not peaceful; opportunistic, not principled; coercive, not persuasive; and selfish, not patriotic.

The portrayal of Mr. Johnatakis as either a peaceful protestor or someone simply swept up by the crowd does not match the reality established at trial. One thing that strikes me about the letters is that few of the authors seem to know what he actually did. One person even wrote me that they know he has never done anything violent and never would.

Perhaps Mr. Johnatakis has contributed to this misperception, because although he repeatedly expressed his “heartfelt and sincere” regrets at trial, see, e.g., Nov. 20, 2023 Trial Tr. at 71, ECF No. 256, since his conviction he has denied his conduct and downplayed the January 6 riot itself. But the Court knows the facts of this case because it has heard from the witnesses and examined the evidence, including police body camera footage and videos filmed by Mr. Johnatakis himself. The Court would therefore like to set the record straight about what Mr. Johnatakis did that day.

In any angry mob, there are leaders and there are followers. Mr. Johnatakis was a leader. He knew what he was doing that day. On January 5, he posted on social media: “[B]urn the city down. What the British did to DC will be nothing . . .” Trial Exhibit 904G. The next day, while marching to the Capitol, he recorded and posted a video in which he proclaimed “we’re walking over to the Capitol right now, and I don’t know, maybe we’ll break down the doors.” Presentence Report (PSR) ¶ 26, ECF No. 266.

Once he got to the restricted grounds of the Capitol, he made his way to the vanguard of the crowd, all the while yelling into the megaphone he had brought with him. PSR ¶¶ 27–29. As Metropolitan Police Department Captain David Augustine testified at trial, rioters eventually overwhelmed the police line and forced the officers to retreat up the Capitol’s Southwest stairs, under the scaffolding created for the inauguration.

The video played at trial shows that Mr. Johnatakis led the charge up the stairs. He soon reached a fallback line of barricades manned by police in order to protect the Capitol building itself and the Members of Congress, staff, and others inside. See PSR ¶¶ 29–31. When he got there, he waved on more people toward the police line, and through his megaphone barked commands to “pack it in!” PSR ¶ 32. So, although one of the letters claims that Mr. Johnatakis “set out with good intentions and ended up in a crowd of orchestrated out of control protestors,” in fact it was Mr. Johnatakis himself who organized protestors to violence that day.

Once enough rioters had heeded his calls and swarmed against the police line, Mr. Johnatakis deployed his megaphone to give encouragement and step-by-step instructions for overpowering the police. PSR ¶ 33. As he announced “one, two, three, GO!” he and his fellow rioters—including his co-defendants Craig Bingert and Isaac Sturgeon—picked up the metal barricades and slammed them into the police officers. PSR ¶ 33.

Mr. Johnatakis and the others then raised the barriers higher until they were about head-level with the officers, so that the mob could brawl with the officers without the barriers getting in the way. PSR ¶ 33. In the resulting melee, Mr. Johnatakis seized MPD Officer Juan Gonzalez by the arm. PSR ¶ 33.

Officer Gonzalez testified at trial that with Mr. Johnatakis holding his arm in place, he was unable to hold back the line of rioters or protect himself. Nov. 20, 2023 Trial Tr. at 67. By effectively disarming Officer Gonzalez, Mr. Johnatakis made him vulnerable to serious injury, or worse. Indeed, Officer Gonzalez said that during the assault, he felt like he had suffered a “serious injury” and perhaps even broken his leg. Nov. 20, 2023 Trial Tr. at 58. Another officer who was standing alongside this officer, Officer Marc D’Avignon, thought he was going to die. Nov. 20, 2023 Trial Tr. at 51.

As Mr. Johnatakis walked away from the Capitol, he recorded several videos in which he expressed his satisfaction with what had occurred and pride in the role he had played. He crowed that “for the first time since 1817 that Capitol was stormed” and that members of Congress were forced to evacuate. PSR ¶ 37. He boasted that the crowd was so “irate” that “we probably would have murdered a few of” the Members of Congress “had we seen exactly who they were.” PSR ¶ 37. He summed up his conduct: “I was on the front line. I was on the gate. I organized a push up to the Capitol because I felt like that is exactly what we needed.” PSR ¶ 37.

He also exclaimed that it was “1776 again,” as if he were fighting for freedom against a foreign oppressor, rather than battling his own elected, representative government. PSR ¶ 36.

As the Court has said before, “[o]n January 6, 2021, a mob of people invaded and occupied the United States Capitol, using force to interrupt the peaceful transfer of power mandated by the Constitution and our republican heritage.” Little Notes for Resentencing, 2024 WL 386718, at *3. There can be no room in our country for this sort of political violence.

The Framers designed our constitutional system so that the people govern through their representatives, according to law. Decisions are the result of elections, debates, and compromise. The people, through their representatives, decide. By contrast, those who think political ends justify violent means seek to replace persuasion with intimidation, the rule of law with “might makes right.”

Violence risks begetting a vicious cycle that could threaten cherished conventions and imperil our very institutions of government. In that sense, political violence rots republics. Therefore, January 6 must not become a precedent for further violence against political opponents or governmental institutions. This is not normal. This cannot become normal. We as a community, we as a society, we as a country cannot condone the normalization of the January 6 Capitol riot.

There’s more – the full statement can be found at the links up top.

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Eclipse Open Thread

by John Cole|  April 8, 20243:27 pm| 108 Comments

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It wasn’t much of anything here because of the cloud cover. It just looked like it was going to rain, so basically it was like every other day here from February through May.

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Open Thread: Biden-Harris Get It

by TaMara|  April 8, 20243:06 pm| 40 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, The War On Women

No totality here, but it was lunchtime so I grabbed a colander to have some fun.

Open Thread: Biden-Harris Get It

In unrelated to anything news, I just started listening to Leslie Fucking Jones which she reads (?) – honestly, it sounds like she’s having tea with you and telling you her story. Her energy and story have been balm for my soul, and I’m only 2 hours in. But I’d still recommend if you like her.

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There Is No Deal (Open Thread)

by WaterGirl|  April 8, 202410:42 am| 218 Comments

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Republicans still don’t get it.  Women are not stupid.  Not most of us, anyway.  Women understand when legislation takes away their inherent right to self-determination.  After Dobbs, women as incubators is more polite, but women as breed mares is probably more accurate.

“We’ll only take away your rights part of the time” does not sound like a good deal.

Let me spell it out for you, Republicans.  There is no deal on abortion that will be okay.  There is no fucking deal.  They think there can be a deal if they get the time limit just right, or if they add just the right exceptions (theoretical ones, of course, that will never be approved),  Or if they say just the right words!

I am so heartened that the Democratic leadership understand this  Republicans are chasing the impossible, and that will be good for us in November.

I love Hakeem Jeffries.

There is no deal other than the complete and total restoration of reproductive freedom for the women of America.

Everywhere. https://t.co/TAe1czfkse

— Hakeem Jeffries (@hakeemjeffries) April 7, 2024

h/t PaulB

Open thread.

Update:  So of course, 2 minutes after I press Publish, I see that someone on twitter said it better than I did.

Authoritarians take way your rights and then expect praise when they give you back a small part of them.

Don’t fall for it. https://t.co/75BDcyiTbs

— Mueller, She Wrote (@MuellerSheWrote) April 8, 2024

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Monday Morning Open Thread: Total Eclipse of the News

by Anne Laurie|  April 8, 20248:11 am| 86 Comments

This post is in: Excellent Links, Readership Capture, Science & Technology

Solar eclipses: No longer scary, still astonishingly cool https://t.co/zY167SALOJ

— Defector (@DefectorMedia) April 8, 2024

This would be the perfect day for the mother of all ‘Friday doc dumps’, so we’ll see who’s got stuff they want to get generally ignored.

Huge crowds await a total solar eclipse in North America. Clouds may spoil the view https://t.co/14Hm5P2Fxe

— The Associated Press (@AP) April 8, 2024

… It promised to be North America’s biggest eclipse crowd ever, thanks to the densely populated path and the lure of more than four minutes of midday darkness in Texas and other choice spots. Almost everyone in North America was guaranteed at least a partial eclipse, weather permitting.

“Cloud cover is one of the trickier things to forecast,” National Weather Service meteorologist Alexa Maines explained at Cleveland’s Great Lakes Science Center on Sunday. “At the very least, it won’t snow.”…

The path of totality — approximately 115 miles (185 kilometers) wide — encompasses several major cities this time, including Dallas, Indianapolis, Cleveland, Buffalo, New York and Montreal. An estimated 44 million people live within the track, with a couple hundred million more within 200 miles (320 kilometers). Add in all the eclipse chasers, amateur astronomers, scientists and just plain curious, and it’s no wonder the hotels and flights are sold out and the roads jammed.

Experts from NASA and scores of universities are posted along the route, poised to launch research rockets and weather balloons, and conduct experiments. The International Space Station’s seven astronauts also will be on the lookout, 270 miles (435 kilometers) up.

Small town businesses embrace total solar eclipse crowd, come rain or shine on Monday https://t.co/cd81QbNpAz

— The Associated Press (@AP) April 7, 2024


Stay hopeful:

… In Waxahachie, there’s a sense of deja vu around the town of 45,000 residents.

A banner in the museum’s front window, displaying newspaper headlines from the July 29, 1878, eclipse, detailed the cloudy skies all morning. But just before the moon lined up between the sun and Earth that afternoon, the sky cleared..

While eclipse watchers look to the skies, people who are blind or visually impaired will be able to hear and feel the celestial event using new technology developed by astronomers. pic.twitter.com/ujdrNcCyGV

— The Associated Press (@AP) April 7, 2024

None so blind…

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not as important as sitting in front of the TV retweeting trump memes that's for sure https://t.co/WtBYVOA337

— flglmn (@flglmn) April 8, 2024

Pence: God Made The Moon The Perfect Eclipse Size https://t.co/DPiJmMEqyK pic.twitter.com/CmrCyyjg5C

— JoeMyGod (@JoeMyGod) April 8, 2024

So sad to be losing so many of you to the Rapture today. Have a good one. pic.twitter.com/mvg2IVVUdP

— John Graham-Hart (@JohnGHart) April 8, 2024

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A Grotesquerie of the Present Age

by Betty Cracker|  April 8, 20245:29 am| 99 Comments

This post is in: Elections 2024, Open Threads, Politics, Republican Stupidity, The War On Women, Women's Rights

Grotesqueries of the Present Age

The leering degenerate pictured above (the one who is unfortunately still breathing) plans to issue a statement this morning on reproductive rights and women’s bodily autonomy. Here’s the heads up on the Defendant’s wildly overvalued crappy knock-off Twitter site:

Grotesqueries of the Present Age 1

Notice anything weird about that message, apart from the mindboggling presumptuousness that would inspire an amoral dullard like that to weigh in on the medical decisions of tens of millions of American women and their doctors? I think maybe it finally dawned on the halfwit that he can’t actually “negotiate” a ban at a gestational cutoff that will “make both sides happy” and bring the country “together,” as he has preposterously suggested in the recent past.

Nope, it sounds like Lumpy is starting to understand that the plurality of anti-abortion fanatics in his party won’t be content with the demise of Roe. They want abortion banned in the U.S., and that deeply unpopular mandate is a threat to their party’s electoral fortunes. Hence the bullshit about “an obligation to the salvation of our Nation” blah blah blah.

It’s fundamentally a defensive message, IMO, a plea to the fanatics not to flip the fuck out and refuse to turnout for the Defendant when he declines to commit political suicide by endorsing an unpopular federal ban or signal approval of the 6-week abortion ban that will go into effect in the Defendant’s adopted home state in a few weeks. Well, good luck with that, Lumpy. Fanatics are by definition irrational.

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Cold Grey Pre-Dawn Open Thread: Baltimore Updates

by Anne Laurie|  April 8, 20243:18 am| 27 Comments

This post is in: Biden Administration in Action, Excellent Links, Proud to Be A Democrat, Science & Technology

President Biden responded with humanity and compassion for the people of Baltimore. And he's been clear about what has to happen next. pic.twitter.com/4HlRlc5lg3

— Secretary Pete Buttigieg (@SecretaryPete) April 7, 2024

President Biden has directed his entire administration, including our department, to get every resource possible to Maryland. All of America is standing with Baltimore as Gov. Moore, Mayor Scott, & so many others work tirelessly to reopen the port & rebuild the bridge. pic.twitter.com/lR7FgZ58PV

— Secretary Pete Buttigieg (@SecretaryPete) April 6, 2024

Per the NYTimes, “What We Know About the Francis Scott Key Bridge Collapse in Baltimore” [gift link]:

The giant container ship that struck and downed the Francis Scott Key Bridge in Baltimore in the early hours of March 26 remains pinned under the twisted remains of the bridge. Officials have outlined plans for their effort to recover the bodies of victims, free the vessel, dismantle the wreckage and reopen the city’s port as quickly as possible.

They have begun to clean up the debris to clear the channel to one of the nation’s busiest ports, and so far have removed a 200-ton piece of the bridge, officials said. As part of the operation, officials brought in a crane capable of lifting 1,000 tons.

On Thursday, the U.S. Army Corps of Engineers said it hoped to open a channel for limited access by the end of April, and reopen to normal port traffic by the end of May.

On another front, federal investigators said that they were interviewing key crew members and examining hours of data recordings. But the investigation into the ship crash could take years, they said.

The bridge is a part of Interstate 695 and a critical transportation link on the East Coast. The disaster has become America’s deadliest bridge collapse in more than a decade…

Amazon, Home Depot, Domino Sugar and others have committed to keep workers on payroll in Baltimore following Key Bridge collapse, Biden says during site visit.

He called on every company at and around the port to do same.

(@business scooped yesterday that White House… https://t.co/WHxfwhlQNb pic.twitter.com/kCWj3fBc4G

— Jennifer Jacobs (@JenniferJJacobs) April 5, 2024

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The GOP, of course, is responding with its usual intelligence and empathy…

BREAKING: Pete Buttigieg just slammed Donald Trump for showing no empathy for the victims of the Baltimore bridge collapse. This is why having President Biden is so important. Retweet so all Americans see this. pic.twitter.com/SpPpwt2g3Z

— Biden’s Wins (@BidensWins) April 7, 2024

They always sound like deranged hostage takers https://t.co/Igbnee5D5j

— Lisan al-Godzilla (@TonyMoonbeam) April 5, 2024

Imagine thinking this is an own vs. Biden.

Also, Biden actually said, “to get that phone call in the middle of the night, to say your family members are gone. I’ve been there.” That’s happened to him more than once — his 1st wife and baby daughter died in car accident, in 1972. pic.twitter.com/Jxc0FtILrU

— Eric Kleefeld (@EricKleefeld) April 5, 2024

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