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Global Warming – The Message Is Getting Through

by Cheryl Rofer|  January 23, 20197:25 pm| 44 Comments

This post is in: Climate Change, Open Threads, Science & Technology, All we want is life beyond the thunderdome, Both Sides Do It!

The New York Times reports on a new poll.

A record number of Americans understand that climate change is real, according to a new survey, and they are increasingly worried about its effects in their lives today.

Two important takeaways:

First, the results themselves. “I’ve never seen jumps in some of the key indicators like this,” one of the investigators said.

Second, the Times saw no need to “balance” the results with a statement from a self-identified scientist living in his mother’s basement. Further, they used the word “understand” four times to describe the respondents’ relationship to the facts of global warming.

Real progress.

And open thread.

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Mueller’s Office Speaks

by Cheryl Rofer|  January 18, 20197:55 pm| 145 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Trump-Russia, All we want is life beyond the thunderdome, Assholes, Both Sides Do It!

UPDATE: The special counsel's office has taken the rare step of issuing a statement in response to our report on Michael Cohen being directed by Trump to lie to Congress:https://t.co/WA2fZcdK9u pic.twitter.com/PY1r9LxDid

— Jason Leopold (@JasonLeopold) January 19, 2019

This could mean almost anything. But it looks like something is seriously wrong with the BuzzFeed report.

I don’t think there’s enough there to speculate on specifics, but I’m sure others will.

And open thread!

 

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Criminal Abuse Open Thread: Ready Player Individual-1

by Anne Laurie|  December 9, 20182:01 pm| 129 Comments

This post is in: Dolt 45, Enhanced Protest Techniques, Open Threads, Republicans in Disarray!, Trump Crime Cartel, Both Sides Do It!, Fuck Yeah!

Balloon Juice commentor Waldo:

What prosecutors say: The president was in on it.
What Trump hears: The president was innocent.

Individual 1 guilty as sin, though. https://t.co/XXPd0W3GmC

— Bill Kristol (@BillKristol) December 8, 2018

Except for that little part where the US Attorney’s Office says that you directed and coordinated with Cohen to commit two felonies. Other than that, totally scot-free. https://t.co/YXmgY9KmXi

— George Conway (@gtconway3d) December 8, 2018

And just like that all the smart money in Vegas shuffles over to "insanity defense."

— Schooley (@Rschooley) December 8, 2018

People who have been convicted or pleaded guilty since Trump became POTUS
— Trump's personal attorney
— Trump's former campaign chairman
— Trump's former WH national security adviser
— Trump's former campaign adviser
— Trump's former deputy campaign chairman

— Manu Raju (@mkraju) December 7, 2018

Don Jr. at home printing out emails to shred

— Simon Maloy (@SimonMaloy) December 7, 2018

OUCH: "If Trump really wanted Hillary locked up, he should have hired her to work on his campaign" – from a friend on Facebook

— Steve Silberman (@stevesilberman) December 8, 2018

Looking forward to Marco Rubio, Lindsay Graham, Rand Paul, & Ted Cruz defend the guy who likely got help from Russia to defeat them for the Republican nomination.

— Dana Houle (@DanaHoule) December 7, 2018

Inspiring reminder: In America anyone can grow up and become Individual-1

— Preet Bharara (@PreetBharara) December 8, 2018

Individual 1 desperately looking for someone he can flip on right now.

— Schooley (@Rschooley) December 7, 2018

I realize the most important thing about it is that it’s completely wrong, but “Totally clears the president. Thank you!” Is a genuinely hilarious tweet and I hope you’ve all taken the time to appreciate it.

— Judah Maccabeets?? (@AdamSerwer) December 8, 2018

“Totally clears the President. Thank you!” pic.twitter.com/4cznqjqJAN

— The Hoarse Whisperer (@HoarseWisperer) December 8, 2018

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Dirty White Boys

by $8 blue check mistermix|  November 27, 20188:32 am| 64 Comments

This post is in: Both Sides Do It!

The problem-makers caucus sure wants some dumb stuff:

Another major criticism of the Problem Solvers’ proposed changes, coming from both liberal commentators and fellow Democratic representatives, is that they amount to a sort of unilateral disarmament. Republican leadership ran a partisan House of Representatives for eight years, and now, the minute Democrats get control, some of them want to dilute the strength of Democratic leadership and link legislative arms with Republican moderates instead? […]

I wonder why: [warning Intercept link]

The caucus was born out of meetings of congresspeople organized by No Labels, which was founded in 2010 as a bipartisan group, backed by wealthy donors, ostensibly dedicated to civility and good government. Nancy Jacobson, [Mark] Penn’s wife, is the No Labels CEO, and Penn is also closely involved with the group. Gottheimer was elected to Congress in 2016 and co-founded the caucus, with Rep. Tom Reed, D-N.Y., shortly thereafter.

If you want to barf up your breakfast, you can read Penn’s summer emission in the Hill, titled “To the middle, not the mattresses“.

The only audience for this white boy rebellion is corporate money and their shills like Penn.

(For the New Yorkers in the audience, the presence of Tom Reed kinda-sorta explains why otherwise reasonable Brian Higgins signed the letter. Higgins was one of the first to drop out as soon as Pelosi made a couple of nothingburger promises. The other explanation for Higgins acting like a dolt is the death of Louise Slaughter, who would have taken him to the woodshed for even thinking about signing the letter if she were still alive.)

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And Short Skirts Cause Rapes

by $8 blue check mistermix|  October 27, 201810:54 am| 32 Comments

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the NYT's bothsides fetish has led them to print some pretty nonsensical stuff but "The Case For Mail-Bombing These Guys" is a real showstopper pic.twitter.com/jA1zljfs4z

— Owen Ellickson (@onlxn) October 26, 2018


I haven’t been posting because the stupidity is just too much for me to bear, but wanted to pop my head out of my prairie dog hole to post this. My brother and I were texting yesterday about the MAGAbomber, and we were joking that Fox would soon be telling us how he’s the Democrat’s fault. I guess the Times beat them to the punch.

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Late Night Open Thread: Fare Thee Well, #Second Civil War… UNTIL…

by Anne Laurie|  July 5, 20182:13 am| 40 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, #notintendedtobeafactualstatement, Both Sides Do It!, Clown Shoes, Riveted By The Sociological Significance Of It All

I don't know how they did it, but the Grucci family spelled out #ImpeachTrump in fireworks over Montauk. The crowd went nuts! Boats sounded their horns. On a distant astral plane, John Adams cheered. Wow! A true #IndependenceDay tribute to freedom, free of fascism. #Resist ????

— Tom Watson (@tomwatson) July 5, 2018

It could've been the Montauk summer ale. But I could've sworn!

— Tom Watson (@tomwatson) July 5, 2018

And we all had such hopes!…

Alex Jones promised me a civil war today. Last time I trust that guy.

— (((Harry Enten))) (@ForecasterEnten) July 4, 2018

I was able to procure the beverage of battle (an iced coffee) without incident.

I’m beginning to think Civil War II might be the Y2K of armed insurrections.

— The Hoarse Whisperer (@HoarseWisperer) July 4, 2018

Dearest Mother,
I have, as you bid me, gone to the war to become a man. The fortunes of that conflict have brought me in contact with the female of the species, as I so fondly hoped. The encounter was not the transport of masculine joy you led me to expect. #secondcivilwarletters pic.twitter.com/8JoAWo1ykj

— WeaponizedHat (@Popehat) July 3, 2018

There seem to have been multiple competing hashtags. Since I try to stay out of the fever swamps, Rick Wilson and his fellow NeverTrumpers have the nastier takes I’ve seen…

(Note: Don’t miss the kicker at the very end of this string!)

The Battle of Bullshit Run rages.

— Caleb Howe (@CalebHowe) July 4, 2018

The Ken Burns Second Civil War (aka The Incel – Kekistanian Uprising: No One Gets Laid, Everyone Gets Fucked) documentary is going to be lit.

— Space Force Admiral Hogweed (@TheGiantHogweed) July 3, 2018

I have surrounded my home with a wall made from Hillary Clinton's emails since none of the MAGAs can get over them. God willing, I won't run out of avocados and my wifi service will go uninterrupted. #SecondCivilWar

— Demetrius (@Leo_theprince) July 4, 2018

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Monday Morning Open Thread: The Profitable Stigmata of Palmer Comey

by Anne Laurie|  April 16, 20185:57 am| 190 Comments

This post is in: Dog Blogging, Dolt 45, Open Threads, Republican Stupidity, All we want is life beyond the thunderdome, Both Sides Do It!, Just Shut the Fuck Up, Technically True but Collectively Nonsense

Good morning. pic.twitter.com/fD6KNQcPcP

— Paul Bronks (@BoringEnormous) March 29, 2018

After all, he has a book to sell…

Comey's TV/radio tour (https://t.co/CKb98jT1n4) pic.twitter.com/diDQOumqu5

— Brian Stelter (@brianstelter) April 13, 2018

Comey's DC book party is the same night at the first Trump administration State Dinner. #thistown https://t.co/nKpbq3ATxe

— Kate Bennett (@KateBennett_DC) April 16, 2018


 
Ed Kilgore, at NYMag:

… The belief that Clinton couldn’t lose is the only way to make sense of what a lot of people said and did in October 2016. But most of them did not have as much power to derail her campaign as Comey.

Polls are usually blamed for the illusion of Clinton’s invulnerability. But for the most part, they weren’t that far off track, particularly if you recall that she won the popular vote by more than 2 percent, and prescient observers noted before the election that Trump was in striking distance based on the polls.…

Perhaps all the pollsters and prognosticators who guessed wrong about 2016 are complicit in fostering the overconfidence of the Clinton campaign, Democratic voters — and yes — even James Comey. Certainly the big national news organizations whose coverage decisions reflected an apparent belief that the victorious Clinton could safely be taken down a few pegs over the email “story” have a lot to answer for. But in the end it was probably the difficulty of envisioning a President Trump that fed the overconfidence about Clinton most of all. It couldn’t happen here, until it did. And Comey is just one of the players in the political game who must now regret their lack of imagination. His mistake, however, had far bigger consequences than most.

James Comey writes that partisans will misconstrue what the FBI does no matter what, but then he says he made decisions out of concern about what partisans would say about the FBI. This book is damning in ways he may not even realize.

— Ari Melber (@AriMelber) April 15, 2018

Comey truly does not seem to get that his job was to go by the book and then be willing to absorb the heat from the partisans, not to conduct his own assessment of the political landscape and then try to transcend the partisans.

— Brian Fallon (@brianefallon) April 15, 2018

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