Apparently this is another perk of being in Congress:
Jon Kyl’s statement that 90 percent of Planned Parenthood’s activities are related to abortion — which drew mockery when he explained it was “not intended to be a factual statement” — has been stricken from the Congressional Record.
I bet we all had the magic of Congressional do-overs. Personally, I would like to strike the statement “I think that blouse makes you look fat” from the record. I honestly don’t know what I was thinking in 1992 when I told my gf that. Quite clearly I was not calling her fat, but instead stating the blouse made her look fat, but something got lost in the translation and she was not interested in nuance. I’d also like to remove my peak wingnut theory from 2008, because that shit just didn’t turn out as expected.
Did you know that peak wingnut is in the urban dictionary?