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Open Thread: WTF NYC?

by TaMara|  September 16, 202411:11 am| 213 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

So far, there are no campaign events for either Harris or Walz scheduled to be live-streamed. If that changes and I’m around, I’ll post.

Meanwhile, what the hell is going on in the Adams administration?

👥 Readers added even more context

What started as the arrest of a fare-beater ended up with four people being shot, all by a single police officer. Yet the early headlines made the public believe there was a shootout on train when that’s not what happened at all.

Then the…

— urban myths, legends (@urbanmyths) September 16, 2024

Screenshot of that full tweet so you don’t have to click over, unless you want to weigh in on deporting Elon since that’s trending on the hellscape:

Open Thread: WTF NYC?

 

Wasn’t Maya Wiley his opponent? Seems that might have been a better choice.

A 49-year-old bystander remained in critical condition Monday, one of two passengers hit by police bullets when NYPD officers opened fire on a subway platform in Brooklyn during a confrontation with an alleged fare-beater a day ago.

The 49-year-old was hit in the head. A 26-year-old woman, another bystander, also was grazed. A police officer was wounded, too. All shots were believed to be fired by the NYPD, authorities have said.

The two officers who opened fire were assigned to patrol the Sutter Avenue subway stop in the 73rd precinct when they spotted a man skip the station turnstile and walk through an open gate toward the train platform, Chief of Department Jeffrey Maddrey explained at a Sunday evening press conference from Brookdale Hospital.

The uniformed duo followed the alleged fare-beater up the stairs to the elevated L train platform around 3 p.m., when they gave him commands to stop and turn around. Maddrey said during a verbal altercation, they “became aware of a knife.”

Body-worn camera footage, which Maddrey said he reviewed before the press conference, allegedly showed the man make a verbal threat to the officers. He told the cops, “I’m going to kill you if you don’t stop following me,” the chief said.

As the encounter continued to escalate, a northbound L train pulled into the station. The train cars opened and the man jumped inside, according to police.

Maddrey said the officers followed the man, each firing a Taser which proved ineffective in subduing the man. He then exited the train while it was still at the station and charged the officers with the knife, the chief said.

Video and updates at the link.

I know nothing about NYC politics, so residents weigh in, but this doesn’t seem good:

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Monday Morning Open Thread: They’re Off

by Anne Laurie|  September 16, 20248:47 am| 222 Comments

This post is in: Elections 2024, Kamala Harris for President, Open Threads, Proud to Be A Democrat, Republican Venality, Republicans in Disarray!

Monday Morning Open Thread:  They're Off

(Walt Handelsman via GoComics.com)

 
Irritated memes about the self-described ‘undecided voters’ are erupting from all points of the political spectrum, and no sooner than time.

Speaking of which: I checked — we’ve got two more weeks before the Walz / Vance debate (assuming Vance is still the GOP’s candidate by then). There will be many, many chances for JD and his fans and also the guys working for his presumptive boss (who I suspect are no longer Vance fans, if ever they were) to produce evidence of just how far they’re off…

The VP debate is fast approaching, and Springfield will indeed be in the spotlight on that debate stage. JD Vance, including all his extreme beliefs and lies, will be crushed beyond all recognition. Tim Walz will destroy Trump, Vance, and the entire GOP cult—and Vance will have… pic.twitter.com/FMlrGUfRLo

— Stephanie Kennedy (@WordswithSteph) September 14, 2024

If I have to cause a little terrorism (and ruin some lives) among my own constituents to own the libs, then that's what I'm going to do.

Just so fundamentally disqualifying. https://t.co/21p0EIerxk

— Centrism Fan Acct 🔹 (@Wilson__Valdez) September 15, 2024

I've been around these premises long enough that you hopefully won't mistake me for woke, but the Haitian immigrant stuff is profoundly racist and you should substantially lower your esteem for anybody engaging in it.

— Nate Silver (@NateSilver538) September 15, 2024

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On The Road – Albatrossity – Photo Walkabout August 2024 – 2

by WaterGirl|  September 16, 20245:00 am| 28 Comments

This post is in: On The Road, Photo Blogging

It’s Albatrossity Monday!

Then we have the last of frosty’s banks, followed by 2 days of hiking with TKH!

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Albatrossity

I started out my second full day On The Road with a short sunrise swing through the Monte Vista National Wildlife refuge, then headed west to Cortez CO before finally bearing south to Gallup. It was a fine late summer morning in the San Luis Valley, cool and calm and pretty birdy

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Monte Vista NWR, ColoradoAugust 22, 2024

A nearly full moon setting and a flyby cadre of Canada Geese (Branta canadensis), which are found across the country all year long, no longer confined to Canada for the breeding season. Click here for larger image.

Cold Grey Dawn Reality Open Thread: “We” Will Not Colonize Mars

by Anne Laurie|  September 16, 20244:48 am| 103 Comments

This post is in: Excellent Links, Grifters Gonna Grift, Space

spoiler alert! https://t.co/RVjX6Ru4H4

— Albert Burneko (@AlbertBurneko) September 11, 2024

Since this magisterial takedown was discussed in our last installment… Here’s Albert Burneko, at Defector — “Neither Elon Musk Nor Anybody Else Will Ever Colonize Mars”:

Mars does not have a magnetosphere. Any discussion of humans ever settling the red planet can stop right there, but of course it never does. Do you have a low-cost plan for, uh, creating a gigantic active dynamo at Mars’s dead core? No? Well. It’s fine. I’m sure you have some other workable, sustainable plan for shielding live Mars inhabitants from deadly solar and cosmic radiation, forever. No? Huh. Well then let’s discuss something else equally realistic, like your plan to build a condo complex in Middle Earth.

OK, so you still want to talk about Mars. Fine. Let’s imagine that Mars’s lack of a magnetic field somehow is not an issue. Would you like to try to simulate what life on Mars would be like? Step one is to clear out your freezer. Step two is to lock yourself inside of it. (You can bring your phone, if you like!) When you get desperately hungry, your loved ones on the outside may deliver some food to you no sooner than nine months after you ask for it. This nine-month wait will also apply when you start banging on the inside of the freezer, begging to be let out.

Congratulations: You have now simulated—you have now died, horribly, within a day or two, while simulating—what life on Mars might be like, once you solve the problem of it not having even one gasp worth of breathable air, anywhere on the entire planet. We will never live on Mars.

* * *

Let’s discuss the breathable-air problem. Earth’s atmosphere is rich with oxygen due in large part to all of the green plants photosynthesizing here. We got green plants out the ass. Some people have the idea that making Mars’s atmosphere breathable is as simple as introducing some green plants to it: They will eat up sunlight and produce oxygen, and then people can breathe it. That is uhhhhh the circle of life (?) or whatever. They call this idea “terraforming.”

At this point in our discussion I must acquaint you with two dear friends of mine. Their names are The South Pole, and The Summit Of Mount Everest…

Life on earth writ large, the grand network of life, is a greater and more dynamic terraforming engine than any person could ever conceive. It has been operating ceaselessly for several billions of years. It has not yet terraformed the South Pole or the summit of Mount Everest. On what type of timeframe were you imagining that the shoebox of lichen you send to Mars was going to transform Frozen Airless Radioactive Desert Hell into a place where people could grow wheat?

People have this idea that life is like some kind of magical force; that the reason Mars does not have life is that life has not yet gone there; that once life goes to a place, then it just figures out how to go on living there. This, I think, is a consequence of more people having gotten their science education from the movie character Ian Malcolm than from actual science classes. More generously, it is a testament to humans having formulated nearly all of their ideas about the nature of life from the absolute easiest (and only known) place to have life.

In any case Malcolm was exactly, precisely wrong when he said “Life … [Jeff Goldblum stammering] … finds a way.” Sure, yes, when “life” is “bacteria” and the challenge before it is how to propagate inside of my house, yes: In that case, life finds a way. In the bigger picture, no, life does not find a way. It has not found a way, even at the prokaryotic level, anywhere else humans have figured out how to look, except here on Earth…

None of what’s in the preceding 38 or however many exhausting paragraphs is unknown to Elon Musk, the mega-rich clod and dullard famous for buying things for more than they’re worth and then making them worse, who tweeted over the weekend some silly shit about his Martian colony, ah—what even is the word here? Plan? Vision? Intention? Anyway this is a thing that he thinks must and can and will happen. He sees his SpaceX company’s work as part of the endeavor to colonize Mars someday.

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Sunday Evening Open Thread: One Last Fond Farewell…

by Anne Laurie|  September 15, 20249:00 pm| 168 Comments

This post is in: Elections 2024, Kamala Harris for President, Trumpery

Fond Farewell - STOCKPILE

(Jack Ohman via GoComics.com)

Substance over bluster.

Optimism over negativity.

And yes, a new generation over the same, old, tired show.

She crushed it tonight.

— Pete Buttigieg (@PeteButtigieg) September 11, 2024

Republicans should consider having Kevin McCarthy and Mitch McConnell tell Donald Trump that after his poor debate performance he should step down as the nominee for the sake of his party and country – the stakes are just too high! – instead of whining about the moderators.

— Matthew Gertz (@MattGertz) September 11, 2024

I want to make one thing super clear:

Not even the most obsequious Republican actually thinks Trump won that debate.

The same people who were on TV crowing about how great he did were privately praying he wouldn’t take their comments as encouragement to do another one.

— Angry Staffer ?? (@Angry_Staffer) September 12, 2024

Kamala Harris Scrambled Trump’s Brain – The plan worked even better than she seemed to imagine – New York Magazine https://t.co/ngVj5fyvlx

— Paul Mooney 慕亦仁 (@pjmooney) September 13, 2024

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War for Ukraine Day 935: Russia Bombarded Kharkiv with Glide Bombs Again Today

by Adam L Silverman|  September 15, 20247:55 pm| 17 Comments

This post is in: Foreign Affairs, Foreign Policy, Military, Open Threads, Russia, Silverman on Security, War, War in Ukraine

Painting by NEIVANMADE. It has a white background an in the center are Soldiers in green doing air defense by firing at incoming Russian missiles in the upper right. The missiles are red and yellow. In the upper left, written in green, is the text: "SAVE THE BRAVEST PEOPLE IN THE WORLD!" Below the Soldiers, also written in green, is "SUPPORT FOR KHARKIV"

(Image by NEIVANMADE)

Two quick housekeeping notes. First, Rosie is doing great. Her next treatment is tomorrow. It is the second of the final four. She’s almost done. Thank you for all the good thoughts, well wishes, prayers, and donations.

Second, I’ve caught up on a bit of sleep, but am still fried. So, I’m going to hit the basics, hit publish, take care of a couple of things, and rack out.

Right now – 7:20 PM EDT/2:20 AM local time in Ukraine – all of northern central and central Ukraine is under air raid alert.

Russia opened up on civilians and civilian infrastructure in Kharkiv again today.

Russians just hit Kharkiv with guided bomb. They keep targeting houses, hospitals, and schools. And we’re still waiting for the permission to hit back pic.twitter.com/WTeIT7T12e

— Maria Avdeeva (@maria_avdv) September 15, 2024

Tragically, at least one person has died. The body was recovered from the 9th floor and cannot be identified without a DNA test

— Kate from Kharkiv (@BohuslavskaKate) September 15, 2024

Here’s the full text of the first tweet:

Today, on the last warm and sunny Sunday of the year, as Kharkiv citizens enjoyed their day off with their families, russia struck Kharkiv with at least four guided aerial bombs.

One of the bombs hit an apartment building, setting it ablaze.

At least 41 people were wounded, punished for simply being Ukrainians at their homes. Among them are three children. Unfortunately, this number is likely to rise.

It happened before, and it will happen again. We are locked in some devilish loop of being denied the range to defend ourselves, trying to live between the strikes and being hit again. Again and again and again.

And no decisions are made. Again.

More on this after the jump.

Here is President Zelenskyy’s address from earlier today. Video below, English transcript after the jump.

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Medium Cool – How About Music Tonight? Let’s Talk Covers

by WaterGirl|  September 15, 20247:00 pm| 261 Comments

This post is in: Medium Cool, Music, Culture as a Hedge Against This Soul-Sucking Political Miasma We're Living In

Medium Cool is a weekly series related to popular culture, mostly film, TV, and books, with some music and games thrown in.  We hope it’s a welcome break from the anger, hate, and idiocy we see almost daily from the other side in the political sphere.

Arguments welcomed, opinions respected, fools un-suffered.  We’re here every Sunday at 7 pm.

Let’s talk Music tonight!

Favorite covers?  Terrible covers?  Covers that are better than the original?  Covers that everyone thinks are the originals?  Is there someone you would love to see do a cover of a favorite song?  Who is it and what is the song?

I don’t think covers can get any better than this!  (thanks to Omnes for first linking to this years ago)

Link if you can, but I know that’s a pain from mobile. Or it is for me, anyway!

Let’s go!

 

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