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How any woman could possibly vote for this smug smarmy piece of misogynistic crap is beyond understanding.

A thin legal pretext to veneer over their personal religious and political desires.

If you cannot answer whether trump lost the 2020 election, you are unfit for office.

“I was told there would be no fact checking.”

Be a wild strawberry.

“Alexa, change the president.”

I would gladly pay you tuesday for a hamburger today.

No offense, but this thread hasn’t been about you for quite a while.

They think we are photo bombing their nice little lives.

Not rolling over. fuck you, make me.

Balloon Juice, where there is always someone who will say you’re doing it wrong.

You can’t attract Republican voters. You can only out organize them.

The unpunished coup was a training exercise.

No one could have predicted…

Jesus, Mary, & Joseph how is that election even close?

My years-long effort to drive family and friends away has really paid off this year.

Do not shrug your shoulders and accept the normalization of untruths.

Republican speaker of the house Mike Johnson is the bland and smiling face of evil.

The rest of the comments were smacking Boebert like she was a piñata.

“In the future, this lab will be a museum. do not touch it.”

The republican ‘Pastor’ of the House is an odious authoritarian little creep.

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Late Night Open Thread: Space Walking

by Anne Laurie|  September 15, 20243:13 am| 132 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Space, Midnight Confessions

Late Night Open Thread:  Space Walking

(Joel Pett via GoComics.com)

BREAKING: A tech billionaire and SpaceX complete the first private spacewalk high above Earth, a high-risk endeavor reserved for professional astronauts — until now https://t.co/YgHeeNvygd

— The Associated Press (@AP) September 12, 2024

On the one hand, very cool view! On the other… I got motion sick on the 60th floor of the Hancock Tower skyscraper on particularly windy days, so: *never* a good candidate, me.

CAPE CANAVERAL, Fla. (AP) — A tech billionaire popped out from a SpaceX capsule hundreds of miles above Earth and performed the first private spacewalk Thursday, a high-risk endeavor once reserved for professional astronauts.

Tech entrepreneur Jared Isaacman teamed up with SpaceX to test the company’s brand new spacesuits on his chartered flight. The daring feat also saw SpaceX engineer Sarah Gillis going out once Isaacman was safely back inside.

This spacewalk was simple and quick — the hatch was open barely a half hour — compared with the drawn-out affairs conducted by NASA. Astronauts at the International Space Station often need to move across the sprawling complex for repairs, always traveling in pairs and lugging gear. Station spacewalks can last seven to eight hours; this one clocked in at less than two hours…

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War for Ukraine Day 934: 103 More Ukrainian POWs and Detainees Returned Home Today

by Adam L Silverman|  September 14, 202410:12 pm| 22 Comments

This post is in: Foreign Affairs, Foreign Policy, Military, Open Threads, Russia, Silverman on Security, War, War in Ukraine

A painting by Ukrainian artis NEIVANMADE. The background is white. In the center, which is black with blood red bordering, is an hourglass. Inside the hourglass is a Ukrainian Azovstal POW painted in blood red. He is shirtless. His arms are upward along the outer edges of the upper half of the hourglass forming a saltire cross. He is chained with steel gray chains shackled to his wrists. Above his head, in grey, is written "Ruzzian Captivity." below his torso in the lower half of the hourglass, written in gray, is "Kills." To the left of the hourglass "He Saved Others" is painted in gray. To the right of the hourglass "But He Can't Save Himself" is painted in gray.

(Image by NEIVANMADE)

Two quick housekeeping notes. First, Rosie is doing great. Thanks for all the good thoughts, well wishes, prayers, and donations.

Second, is it Friday yet?

The Ukrainians completed another prisoner exchange today.

Our people are home.

We have successfully brought back another 103 warriors from Russian captivity to Ukraine.

82 privates and sergeants. 21 officers. Defenders of the Kyiv and Donetsk regions, Mariupol and Azovstal, Luhansk, Zaporizhzhia, and Kharkiv regions. Warriors of the… pic.twitter.com/M9YsZjpFct

— Volodymyr Zelenskyy / Володимир Зеленський (@ZelenskyyUa) September 14, 2024

Our people are home.

We have successfully brought back another 103 warriors from Russian captivity to Ukraine.

82 privates and sergeants. 21 officers. Defenders of the Kyiv and Donetsk regions, Mariupol and Azovstal, Luhansk, Zaporizhzhia, and Kharkiv regions. Warriors of the Armed Forces of Ukraine, the National Guard of Ukraine, border guards, and police officers.

I thank our exchange team for delivering such good news for Ukraine.

Another 103 Ukrainians back home from Russian captivity, including 23 from Azov after two insanely long years. This is the 3rd exchange since the Kursk operation started. A total of 267 have returned in just three weeks pic.twitter.com/eEEGuWtGTA

— Maria Avdeeva (@maria_avdv) September 14, 2024

The Ukrainian Navy has released footage of a Russian/Iranian Shahed flying bomb being shot down from a boat. Ukraine faced another massive Shahed attack last night: Air defenses shot down 72 of 76 drones, two disappeared in Ukrainian airspace, and two flew back to Russia. pic.twitter.com/46zWCrerXl

— Euan MacDonald (@Euan_MacDonald) September 14, 2024


Here is President Zelenskyy’s address from earlier today. Video below, English transcript after the jump.

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Saturday Night Open Thread

by John Cole|  September 14, 20249:08 pm| 122 Comments

This post is in: John Cole Presents "This Fucking Old House"

I am exhausted. Long day of work, four hours cutting the soccer fields today, and then the gym. I’m pooped.

I’m horrified by the stochastic terrorism going on in Springfield:

Two hospitals in Springfield, Ohio, were sent into lockdown after bomb threats, police said Saturday, marking the fourth such case in as many days that appears linked to false claims circulating among the far right that Haitian immigrants there are eating domestic pets and wildlife.

Saturday’s threats came even after the woman who started the rumors acknowledged to NBC News that they were unfounded and publicly apologized.

Kettering Health Springfield was one of the medical facilities targeted, with officials later saying they found nothing suspicious during a search. Another hospital, Mercy Health’s Springfield regional medical center, received a similar threat.

A spokesperson with Mercy Health said the hospital has continued to operate and thanked Springfield police as well as hospital staff “for their swift, efficient and caring response”.

The bomb threats Saturday came after others had been called in to government buildings Thursday, forcing their closure and causing local schools to be evacuated.

This is stochastic terrorism. Donald Trump and JD Vance are terrorists. There is nothing fundamentally different from what they are doing Radio Rwanda was doing to Hutsis during that genocide.

There is no bottom for these motherfuckers.

I think we should try to find a mom and pop Haitian restaurant or business and promote them. I might even take a drive to Springfield to eat next weekend. Stop and see Joelle’s mom on the way home (she’s been released and is home- thank you all for your kind words they meant a lot to Joelle).

I’m gonna watch tv and try not to break shit.

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Saturday Night Dogs and Cats Open Thread

by WaterGirl|  September 14, 20247:53 pm| 189 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

Finally crawling out from under all of my work deadlines!

Subaru Diane send these great pics.  Love love love the top one.
I would definitely watch that buddy movie!

Not sure what I think of this one.  I mean, it’s terribly funny, but I worry that perhaps it will be taken out of context.

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Entitled Idiots Who Should Be Thanking Immigrants Instead Spreading Horseshit

by @heymistermix.com|  September 14, 20242:37 pm| 219 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, #notintendedtobeafactualstatement

While the functionally useless political press was breathlessly repeating the pet-eating lie, and chin-scratching thoughtfully about whether it would alter the horserace, it took independent journalism site to track down the origin of that blood libel to a couple of Karens on Facebook in Springfield, Ohio: (via LGM)

NewsGuard identified and tracked down the two people central to the claim: Erika Lee, the Springfield resident who wrote the original Facebook post, and Kimberly Newton, the neighbor who had provided her with a third-hand account of the rumor, making Lee’s social media post a fourth-hand account: the alleged acquaintance/cat owner; Newton’s friend; Newton; and Lee, who posted it on Facebook.

In exclusive interviews, NewsGuard spoke both with Lee, a 35-year-old hardware store worker who has lived in Springfield for four years, and Newton, her neighbor and a 12-year resident of Springfield. The interviews reveal just how flimsy and unsubstantiated the rumor was from the beginning — based entirely on third hand hearsay. Yet it quickly gained traction and, remarkably, found its way to Trump’s lips on a national stage.

“I’m not sure I’m the most credible source because I don’t actually know the person who lost the cat,” Newton said about the rumor she had passed on to her neighbor, Lee, the Facebook poster. Newton explained to NewsGuard that the cat owner was “an acquaintance of a friend” and that she heard about the supposed incident from that friend, who, in turn, learned about it from “a source that she had.” Newton added: “I don’t have any proof.”

That adds up to three people with no firsthand knowledge of the allegedly victimized cat: Newton’s “friend,” Newton, and then her neighbor Lee. Or perhaps it’s four people if we count the “source” that Newton says her “friend” relied on.

Lee says she’s a “Democrat who voted for Trump”, because of course she is, and also shared this:

“I think it was two years ago now, I went to the [Bureau of Motor Vehicles] to renew my license or my tags. I can’t remember, but I was sitting in the BMV, and the only way I know to describe it is I felt like … I was transported, because all around me it was people talking a different language. … I felt like I was the minority,” she said.

There we have it.  Anyway, why does Lee even have a job in a hardware store in Springfield?  Because of Haitians.  The town was in the post-industrial death spiral until immigrants showed up to do jobs that locals wouldn’t or couldn’t do:

When Haitian immigrants began trickling into Springfield to work in local produce packaging and machining factories in 2017, some thought the new residents could help the city regain its former vigor as a once-thriving manufacturing hub. Once home to major agricultural machinery companies in the mid-20th century, Springfield has lost a quarter of its population since the 1960s.

[…] Haitians and immigrants from Central American countries have been in high demand at Springfield’s Dole Fresh Vegetables – where they’ve been hired to clean and package produce – and at automotive machining plants whose owners were desperate for workers due to a labor shortage in the wake of the Covid-19 pandemic.

The vast majority of Haitians are legal immigrants because they’ve received a temporary, renewable 18-month permit to live in the US.

There are legitimate issues in a town of 60,000 when it tries to absorb 15,000 immigrants — schools and healthcare are stretched, and housing is scarce. Medicaid rolls, for example, have swelled, probably because the jobs the Haitians are taking don’t pay a living wage.  But is it better to have a dying town full of desperation and sadness, or a growing town that’s struggling to incorporate hard-working immigrants trying to make a better life for themselves?

I really hope this issue comes up at the Vance/Walz debate, because the racism that Trump and JD are tapping ignores the fact that immigration has revitalized small towns across the midwest.  Look at any town that has a plant with jobs no white person wants (like meat packing), and you’ll find immigrant communities.  Here’s a great example in the tiny town of Worthington, MN, in Tim Walz’ district.  And just look at this (via Jeff T.)

Entitled Idiots Who Should Be Thanking Immigrants Instead Spreading Horseshit 1

I don’t know how you do dozens of Cletus safaris and miss the biggest story of the last few decades in the small-town midwest:  immigrants are saving those areas because they’re a great workforce that wants to share in American prosperity.  I guess the intrepid DC reporters missed that fact because the immigrants are just quietly doing their jobs, while the Karens are making up stories on Facebook.

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Open Thread (and Quilt Raffle At Last!) And the Winner is… Memory Pallas!

by WaterGirl|  September 14, 202412:30 pm| 29 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Political Fundraising, Targeted Political Fundraising 2023-24

172 raffle tickets were purchased by 77 people!

We raised over $5,000!  $5,411, to be exact.

native quilt raffle

Each virtual raffle ticket has been assigned a number.

I need 7 people to supply a number in the comments – choose any number between 95 and 280, inclusive.

 

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2nd Gent in The Villages (Open Thread)

by Betty Cracker|  September 14, 202412:00 pm| 88 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

Thanks to valued commenter BR for flagging this video in the last thread. If you check out his remarks, you’ll see that Doug Emhoff is an excellent surrogate for VP Harris:

Emhoff talks about the debate, and he hits on something I’ve seen other commenters note — how gratifying it was to see Harris call Trump a disgrace, a laughingstock and a liar who is unfit to be president. She said it right to his ugly orange face! And it was glorious!

I’m also grateful to the Harris-Walz campaign for showing up in Florida. The Villages, no less! I think we’re going to win this election.

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