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As A Father, Elon Musk Is “Daddy Dearest”

by The Thin Black Duke|  August 10, 202411:58 am| 165 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

Every family has a designated weirdo and that was me.

But no matter how much of a knucklehead I was during my difficult teenage years, my family always supported me even though I knew they didn’t always understand where I was coming from. They always had my back, and I loved them for that.

I was blessed. However, some people aren’t so lucky. If the appropriate boxes aren’t checked off, they won’t get a helping hand but a slap in the face, and it hurts more when it’s coming from someone who says they love you.

To contrast and compare, let’s look at Elon Musk, the techbro zillionaire who can’t buy a clue.

Elon Musk contains multitudes. Unfortunately, they’re all bad.

Musk is a monstrous human being. As a dysfunctional parental unit, he’s a monster. Musk sees his children either as disposable props or punching bags.

In a recent interview with fellow nutjob Jordan Peterson, Musk babbled (again) about the infamous “mind woke virus” and how it “stole my son from me”.

Vivian Jenna Wilson pushed back against Musk’s nonsense. Hard.

“I think he was under the assumption that I wasn’t going to say anything and I would just let this go unchallenged,” she told NBC News in an interview published July 25. “Which I’m not going to do, because if you’re going to lie about me, like, blatantly to an audience of millions, I’m not just gonna let that slide.” 

Wilson—whom Musk shares with ex-wife Justine Wilson—clapped back by saying she is entitled to make her own decisions when it comes to her identity and health. 

“I would like to emphasize one thing: I am an adult. I am 20 years old. I am not a child,” she said. “My life should be defined by my own choices.” 

Wilson—who filed to change her name when she was 18—also detailed her estranged relationship with Musk, which she said began long before she came out as trans at age 16.

Calling Musk “cold” and “quick to anger” during her childhood, Wilson alleged he was only present about 10 percent of the time. 

“He is uncaring and narcissistic,” she said, recalling one “cruel” incident in fourth grade during which he allegedly berated her vocal tone. “He was constantly yelling at me viciously because my voice was too high.”


It’s difficult, awkward, and confusing to transition from being a child to a young adult, and the arguments that erupted at home usually resulted from me trying to figure things out and my parents trying to figure me out. But despite all of the generational drama, I knew that they loved me, and the invaluable support of my family throughout the years was the solid bedrock that helped me navigate the turbulent waters of my teenage years.

And no matter how bad it got at times, my mother and father never acted like they were ashamed of me. My mother and father never did to me what Musk did to his daughter.

There’s a line from a Law and Order episode that spills the tea about men like Musk:

“He wasn’t a father,” Jack McCoy said. “He just happened to be in the room when the child was conceived.”

I bet Ms. Wilson wishes Tim Walz was her Dad.

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Helicopters in the Sky Try to Lift Me Up

by @heymistermix.com|  August 10, 202411:04 am| 73 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

Helicopters in the Sky Try to Lift Me Up

I guess I should be amused by the amount of attention that Trump is getting for his confabulated story about the helicopter crash that wasn’t with the black guy that wasn’t Willie Brown (Nate Holden) when they spoke of not Kamala Harris (it was 1990 and she was getting started as a deputy DA in San Francisco, not LA, where Holden was from).  But I’m not, because it’s a symptom of the sickness that infects the press corpse — they get spun up by trivia rather than substance, and they’ll drill in forever on shit like this.   (Though, to be clear, I’m glad Willie Brown is enjoying his moment in the spotlight at age 90.)

Compared to the other shit Trump said at his press conference, this helicopter nonsense is trivia.  He fabricated a story about immigrants from the Congo being sent to the US, couldn’t give a straight answer on banning mifepristone, and doubled down on the racist “is she really black” attacks on Harris.  Plus, he doesn’t seem to know Tim Walz’ name.

That all said, I think the outrage at the press is having some effect.  Here’s the initial headline on the Walz education story at the Post:

Helicopters in the Sky Try to Lift Me Up 1

Here’s the headline now:

Helicopters in the Sky Try to Lift Me Up 2

The story (gift link) isn’t bad — it’s the absolute inability of the headline writers (and the political press in general) to put the facts before the analysis, or skip the analysis entirely, that’s really killing political journalism.   The second headline is just a much better piece of journalism than the first, no matter what your political leaning.

One of my high school writing teachers always said that the hardest thing for a writer to do is to crank out a simple declarative sentence.  That’s evident in spades in today’s political coverage.  Every editor at the big rags should send out a one-sentence memo to their political correspondents:  “Five W’s and an H, motherfuckers!”

Trumpers aren’t going to pay for subscriptions to the Post, Times or any other “librul” rag.  We are their customers.  We’re paying for information, not half-baked, uninformative analysis.

(Atrios made a similar point in a different way and it’s worth reading.)

 

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Saturday Morning Open Thread: Arizona, Battle Tested

by Anne Laurie|  August 10, 20247:46 am| 346 Comments

This post is in: Elections 2024, Kamala Harris for President, Open Threads, Proud to Be A Democrat

It is intangible (but important) that you absolutely cannot imagine Trump and Vance having any sort of little moment of joy like this on the campaign trail. https://t.co/zFWdwfyMoX

— Tim Hogan (@timjhogan) August 9, 2024

Salt Lake City reporter:

I've been to dozens of campaign rallies this cycle: Trump, Biden, Haley, DeSantis, etc. This Harris rally in Glendale, AZ, is — by far — the biggest crowd (and biggest venue) I've seen. pic.twitter.com/o8r0tz9nb3

— Samuel Benson (@sambbenson) August 9, 2024

??Glendale, AZ

Huge line to see Harris-Walz today in Arizona. Supporters line up in a 105 degree day to hear what the Democratic ticket has to say.

Harris-Walz campaign has hydrations stations throughout the line, doling out waters and gatorades to supporters. pic.twitter.com/WxzwT9c40b

— Alex Tabet (@AlexanderTabet) August 9, 2024

Holy shit!!
This is the line in Phoenix ahead of today’s Kamala/Walz rally.
People are fired up.
But more than that — they’re excited.
They’re happy.
They’re joyful.
It’s palpable.#KamalaBringsUsJoy pic.twitter.com/A9sJPbjmjh

— Jo (@JoJoFromJerz) August 9, 2024

Speaker of the Navajo Nation Council Crystalyne Curley is in attendance at Friday’s Harris/ Walz rally in Arizona.

She tells me this the first campaign rally she’s ever attended in her life, saying she came out to witness what could be the first female president in the U.S. pic.twitter.com/3ffyWYjJWZ

— Aliyah Chavez (@AliyahJChavez) August 9, 2024

Just learned that there are more than 15K people at our rally tonight!! https://t.co/G4jNBzKTkA

— Bhavik Lathia (@bhaviklathia) August 10, 2024

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Friday Night Schadenfreude Open Thread: TFG Haz Loser Stench!

by Anne Laurie|  August 10, 202412:50 am| 137 Comments

This post is in: Elections 2024, Open Threads, Proud to Be A Democrat, Trumpery, Schadenfreude, social media

they are also hopping off the train because trump is cooked

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— not an art thief (@famousartthief.bsky.social) Aug 9, 2024 at 1:25 PM

(Nick Fuentes’ Wikipedia page)

 
No wonder the NYTimes is melting down — they’ll do their clenched upper-middle-class major-media-market best, but how can they properly catapult the propaganda without a steady golden shower of Kamala deepfakes, Tim Walz swiftboating, and sick dank memes?

(Pretty clear the Russian bot farms aren’t bringing the heat any more, either; seems like Putin may have more immediate problems than propping up what looks like an increasingly bad bet.)

Joe Rogan, Tim Pool, and Nick Fuentes have made public statements against Trump today. Something is afoot. https://t.co/57XDCHhkpg

— Dave Troy (@davetroy) August 9, 2024

RFK Jr allows them to pretend they’re against the system but bc he’s a fringe candidate it comes without the risk of backing a loser. And they don’t want to be tied to a loser. https://t.co/ufQgAhOQFu

— Dana Houle (@DanaHoule) August 9, 2024

He is a shell of his former self being propped up by foul little monsters even worse than he is. They’re not keeping him going out of loyalty, but because they see him as a vehicle to ram through every bit of regressive policy possible.

— Jean-Michel Connard ??? (@torriangray) August 9, 2024

Trump has always been bad but he's bad like a shark or a sinkhole. The people who prop him up are bad like bad *people* which are infinitely worse. https://t.co/i4SbW9Zw7K

— cai (@AnneNotation) August 9, 2024

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War for Ukraine Day 898: Even More on the Kursk Offensive

by Adam L Silverman|  August 9, 20249:04 pm| 21 Comments

This post is in: Foreign Affairs, Military, Open Threads, Russia, Silverman on Security, War, War in Ukraine

A quick housekeeping note: Rosie is still doing excellently. She has next week off and then goes back a week from Monday for the fourth and final treatment of round three. Then two more weeks off and she starts round four. Thank you all for the good thoughts, well wishes, prayers, and donations.

The Russians attacked another Ukrainian supermarket today. This time in Konstiatinivka.

At least 11 killed in Russian missile attack on ‘Ecomarket’ supermarket in Kostiantinivka. It was packed with people in the middle of the day—the same people of Donbas, Russia claimed it went to war to ‘save.’ pic.twitter.com/04oxGZX2zA

— Maria Avdeeva (@maria_avdv) August 9, 2024

❗️Not four, but 14! I wrote the tweet too quickly, making a mistake, sorry for that😔

— Iryna Voichuk (@IrynaVoichuk) August 9, 2024

The death toll after russian missile attack on the supermarket in Kostiantynivka, Donetsk region has risen to 11.

At least 37 people were injured. Search and rescue operations continue.

Don’t look away from yet another terrorist attack on civilians!

Source: National Police pic.twitter.com/xwjakp6Wqi

— Kate from Kharkiv (@BohuslavskaKate) August 9, 2024

Warriors defending their country and sticking to international law vs a terrorist regime that knows no decency and no laws of war.

— Illia Ponomarenko 🇺🇦 (@IAPonomarenko) August 9, 2024

Here is President Zelenskyy’s address from earlier today. Video below, English transcript after the jump.

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Friday Night Open Thread

by John Cole|  August 9, 20248:35 pm| 189 Comments

This post is in: John Cole Presents "This Fucking Old House"

Currently watching the Arizona rally as I write this. If you missed it and want to see it, here is a link to youtube:

The vibe is fantastic and the place is electric, and I think two simple reasons her rallies are so much better is that the music is better (and provided with the artist’s permission) and the crowd actually claps on the right beat and moves in unison. At a Trump rally when the music goes on it looks like someone dropped a bag of white marbles on a beige linoleum floor and they are just rolling in a thousand different directions.

I am glad to see the big rallies, because we need to win by such a margin in the fall that they can not steal it.

***

Had a lovely day today. Got some work done despite the fact I have not seen a paycheck since the middle of June and didn’t get one today but don’t worry the business office will have it sorted by next payday I promise, putzed around the garden a bit, and then went to the gym for a few hours. Walked a couple miles, used some machines, and swam for an hour.

I really regret not going back to the gym years ago, but I was just so out of shape and ashamed. It’s only been a month and I can already tell a real difference in my swimming and in my shoulder strength and flexibility, and I just feel so much less stiff all over. Such an improvement in such a short time.

If you are in the same boat as me and avoiding the gym for the same reasons, fuck ’em. Get up, go out there, and live your best life. And honestly, no one cares. Although I wish the old dudes in the dressing room were a little bit more bashful. Fucking hell just flaccid dongs everywhere up in that joint and no fucking shame in their game. Just stand there talking to each other having whole conversations while butt nekkid.

***

I need a graphic artist to step up and help me out. I have an idea for some new shirts, mugs, and stickers for the election I want to roll out. Holler if you are interested.

That’s about it for me, although I thought you guys would find this sticker funny:

Friday Night Open Thread 16

Have a good one.

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The New York Times Is An Arm Of The Trump Campaign

by Tom Levenson|  August 9, 20248:04 pm| 104 Comments

This post is in: Media, Open Threads, Politics

I’ve tried to persuade myself that the problems at the Times were more those of a herd instinct that an explicit preference for Trump and Republican control (read, slaughter) of American democracy.

Then Michael Crowley published a truly revealing piece on Biden as a war-driven, perhaps even war-seeking president. It contains a catalogue of the tools available to a bad faith journalist.

The New York Times Is An Arm Of The Trump Campaign

Worst, to me, is the way Crowley (and his editors–this piece exists because the masthead wanted it) handles quoting Biden vs. the way Trump’s statements are treated.

Everyone of the comments from Biden is challenged, interpreted (to a certain end), often slyly derided.  Trump’s claims are just stated: presented as facts, rather than claims to be assessed. So, of course, Biden  is the source of conflict in the world, and Trump is allowed to say that he will bring peace.

There is plenty of other just wretched journalism in the service of a constructed, false narrative. One of the ways you can tell if a reporter has their thumb on the scales is by their choice and use of sources.  Crowley quotes only two interviewees, one GW Bush staffer and a “grand strategist” academic. Both declare that Biden has presided over conflict and is the person in charge as the world descends into chaos.  (Crowley (in his own voice) argues that the parallel is Roosevelt coaxing us into war in 1940 and ’41.)

No other voices need apply. No one with any contrary view, or praise for any Biden national security action, etc. Crowley can certainly say his piece is “accurate.” His sources said what they said and all that. But it isn’t true–because none of the rest of reality is allowed past his shutters.

If you couldn’t tell, I’m frothing with rage. I want to break things. I’ve done journalism on and off since 8th grade. These fuckers are taking a vital craft, one that is so vital to human flourishing, and are turning it into one more casualty of the billionaires’ war on civic space.

Feh.

PS: below the fold find the comment I posted at the NYT’s site itself. Feel free to pile on yourself, and maybe even write to the reporter directly. His email is listed with his bio.

Image: Circle of Rembrandt, Judas receiving the 30 pieces of silver, 17th c.

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