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Medium Cool – What’s Everybody Watching?

by WaterGirl|  June 9, 20247:20 pm| 107 Comments

This post is in: Medium Cool, Popular Culture, Culture as a Hedge Against This Soul-Sucking Political Miasma We're Living In

Medium Cool is a weekly series related to popular culture, mostly film, TV, and books, with some music and games thrown in.  We hope it’s a welcome break from the anger, hate, and idiocy we see almost daily from the other side in the political sphere.

Arguments welcomed, opinions respected, fools un-suffered.  We’re here every Sunday at 7 pm.

Since I spaced out and didn’t plan a Medium Cool post tonight, this seems like a good time to ask what everybody is watching.

Plus, I need a new treadmill show.  I finished Three Pines, and Deadloch seems like it could be interesting but it’s too slow for treadmill material.  Any suggestions?  Seems like I have way too many streaming channels, which is undoubtedly true, but I don’t have Hulu.

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Sunday Evening Mood-Lifter Open Thread: Steve Bannon Is Going to Prison

by Anne Laurie|  June 9, 20247:17 pm| 78 Comments

This post is in: Grifters Gonna Grift, Open Threads, Proud to Be A Democrat, Republican Venality, Trump Crime Cartel

Sunday Evening Mood-Lifter Open Thread:  Steve Bannon Is Going to Prison

(Jack Ohman via GoComics.com)

 
Mr. Charles P. Pierce, at Esquire — “Steve Bannon Must Finally Report to Jail”:

… Except for a certain former president*, nobody had been cut as many breaks by the “two-tiered justice system” he bleats so loudly about as Bannon had. He probably should have been locked up months ago. He was found guilty two damn years ago. He has spent this rich deposit of temporal largesse issuing threats and doing further damage to the democratic institutions of the country. (He also tried to open a Catholic intellectual “gladiator” school in Rome until the Italian government kicked him out.) He got busted while cruising on a Chinese billionaire’s yacht. He helped to scam people out of money to build a wall that was even less real than the one his patron was not building elsewhere. Thursday’s development is another little ray of sunshine, and I intend to bask in it.

It’s not the immediate reason Bannon is being sent to prison AGAIN, but it’s worth noting that the first time it was for stealing money from small donors on the Right.

— Patrick Chovanec (@prchovanec) June 8, 2024

Per NBC News, “Trump is losing a key voice in the months before the election as Steve Bannon heads to prison”:

Just last week, former Fox News host Megyn Kelly urged Steve Bannon to take control of Donald Trump’s campaign.

“We need Steve Bannon,” Kelly said during an episode of her show discussing Trump’s hush money conviction. “Get somebody who knows how to fight dirty.”

This week, a judge told Bannon he’s going to jail.

The development could silence someone in the final months of the presidential election who has served as an inspiration for much of the MAGA movement and been one of Trump’s most aggressive zealots — thanks in large part to his “War Room” show, which he has built to lead the grassroots of the Republican Party to the ballot box in November…

But it’s not just his show. MAGA Republicans quickly bemoaned the political implications of losing Bannon as a political operative while he appeals his 2022 conviction for defying a subpoena from the House select committee investigating the Jan. 6, 2021, attack on the Capitol. The sentence was already suspended pending appeal, but in May, a federal appeals court refused to undo the conviction.

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Author Jennifer Schiff – Finding Gemma Lovegood!

by WaterGirl|  June 9, 20244:30 pm| 36 Comments

This post is in: Authors In Our Midst

Our featured writer today is our very own Jennifer Schiff.  (Her nym is J.)  Let’s give her a warm welcome!

If you would like your talent featured in Authors in Our Midst or Artists in Our Midst, send me an email message.  Don’t be shy!  I have no more Artists or Authors posts in the queue, so please get in touch if you would like to be featured.

Finding Gemma Lovegood

by Jennifer Schiff

Hello again, fellow Balloon-Juicers.

I’ve had a very busy nine months, giving birth to two new books—that have nothing to do with Sanibel*—the first of which just came out in May. It’s called Finding Gemma Lovegood, and I realize I’m a bit biased, but I absolutely love this book.

If I had to categorize Gemma, I’d call it a contemporary romance. But it’s not your typical romance novel. Below is a short description.

Assistant editor Hope Halladay has less than a month to find bestselling romance novelist Gemma Lovegood, who’s gone MIA, and get her latest manuscript. But to do so, she must fly to Southwest England and do battle with Gemma’s prickly agent, Oscar Tennant, who doesn’t want to tell Hope where Gemma is.

It’s a battle of wills, with Hope determined to win. But the longer she stays in England and learns about Oscar and Gemma, her feelings change. And soon she must make an important decision that could change everything.

(Click on the image of the jacket for a longer description.)

 1I like to think the book has something for everyone, including interesting characters, a horse farm for special needs adults and kids, a local pub, delicious scones, and a costume ball (think Bridgerton). If you enjoy books by Jenny Colgan, Emily Henry, and/or Abby Jimenez, or are looking for a relaxing weekend read, you’ll enjoy Finding Gemma Lovegood.

So where do you find this amazing book? The paperback, which retails for $18, is available wherever books are sold online, including Amazon (which pays me the most royalties), Barnes & Noble, Bookshop, and BAM. Or you can ask your local bookstore or library to order it for you. It’s also available for the Kindle ($6.99) and on Kindle Unlimited.

For more info about this and all of my books, visit Shovel & Pail Press.

*I still can’t write about Sanibel (Hurricane Ian PTSD), though I’m in the process of writing a book featuring my amateur sleuth from my Sanibel books, Guinivere Jones, set in New York City. It’s called A Mocktail for Murder and should be out late this summer.

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Netanyahu Coalition Cracks

by Betty Cracker|  June 9, 20242:49 pm| 99 Comments

This post is in: Foreign Affairs, Open Threads, War

Breaking from WaPo:

Israeli opposition leader Benny Gantz announced on Sunday his resignation from the government — a move that could destabilize Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu’s hold on the coalition that leads it.

Gantz, of the National Unity party, said last month that he would leave if Netanyahu did not come forward with a postwar plan by Saturday. None materialized, but on Saturday, Israeli forces carried out a bloody raid on a central Gaza refugee camp to rescue four hostages. Gantz delayed his scheduled news conference until Sunday.

Netanyahu was already struggling to keep his coalition together.

Gantz was one of the three voting members of the war cabinet, along with Netanyahu and Defense Minister Yoav Gallant, who are both Likud party members.

“The snowball has started to roll,” Gayil Talshir, a political scientist at Hebrew University, told The Washington Post before the announcement. “Gantz’s move is not going to directly put an end to this coalition, but the coalition is beginning to collapse in on itself.”

I’ll believe Netanyahu is toast when he’s served up with a schmear. But if this departure changes the hideous status quo, maybe something better can emerge? We’ll see.

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Republican Supreme Court Justices View Themselves as Above the Law

by WaterGirl|  June 9, 20241:05 pm| 127 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Supreme Court, Supreme Court Corruption

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The Republican Supreme Court justices view themselves as above the law.  Do they see themselves as Kings?  Rulers?  Not-so-Benevolent Dictators?  I’m not sure what to call it, but we have got to turn this around.

How did we get to the place where the Supreme Court can just make shit up and most of the legal world just shrugs and says “oh, well”?

Two things notable: one, SCOTUS has become “an institution I barely recognized,” and two, doctrines like “major questions” were “invented to produce the court’s preferred outcome,” not based in Constitution. Agreed. Indeed, invented in billionaire-funded doctrine factories. https://t.co/LqU0qt8hzU

— Sheldon Whitehouse (@SenWhitehouse) June 7, 2024

This is finally getting enough play, I think, to possibly make a difference.  Beyond ProPublica, beyond Sheldon Whitehouse, beyond just a few voices shouting into the wind.

David Tatel, a retired federal judge, has delivered an unusually stark warning about the Supreme Court and the future of the planet and democracy. https://t.co/oaV3fHoRdt

— The Washington Post (@washingtonpost) June 7, 2024

If we win the fight in November, and I am quite hopeful that we will keep the White House and take back the House, then I think the table is being set for us to be able to return the highest court of the land to the rule of law.  It will take some time, but I believe the momentum is there.  It’s time for the coat hanger faction of the court to experience some consequences.

I am hopeful, but less confident, that we will take / keep the Senate. We have a ton of work to do between now and November, and I hope to be able to announce our upcoming strategic fundraising effort sometime time this week.

Totally unrelated to the Supreme Court, but this is a damn good ad.

Open thread.

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So Shocking When the Face-Eating Leopards Take a Chunk Out of My Face

by @heymistermix.com|  June 9, 202412:13 pm| 139 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

So Shocking When the Face-Eating Leopards Take a Chunk Out of My Face

David French, who is an anti-Trump former Republican, self-described Libertarian and Evangelical, was a member of an very “conservative” church that he had to leave for two reasons:  his anti-Trump views weren’t tolerated, and his adoption of an Ethiopian child triggered the other members’ racism.  French relates the tale in the NYT [that gift link is from Paul Campos at LGM].  Here’s what happened at the church school:

The racism was grotesque. One church member asked my wife why we couldn’t adopt from Norway rather than Ethiopia. A teacher at the school asked my son if we had purchased his sister for a “loaf of bread.” We later learned that there were coaches and teachers who used racial slurs to describe the few Black students at the school. There were terrible incidents of peer racism, including a student telling my daughter that slavery was good for Black people because it taught them how to live in America. Another told her that she couldn’t come to our house to play because “my dad said Black people are dangerous.”

The hook for the piece is that his church convention’s panel on toxic polarization featuring French was cancelled.  You can read the whole thing, but the “I was so surprised” tone of the essay is really a “Who’s being naive, Kay” moment.  I mean, what staggering level of naivete is required to not understand the beliefs of these so-called Christian evangelicals?

French’s record is far from spotless.  To pick one glaring example, he reversed his anti-LGBTQ and anti-trans positions in, checks Wikipedia, November, 2022. This means that — until less than 2 years ago — French, like his former church congregants, believed that some fellow human beings were lesser and should be cast out of his church.  He used his Harvard Law education and platform provided by a number of big publications to justify his bigotry.  In addition, his wife is a ghostwriter for conservative assholes including Sarah and Bristol Palin, noted anti-bigotry and pro-LGBTQ advocates.

In other words, here’s a man who, until very recently, wanted a group of innocent people who showed no hate towards others to be denied the supposed grace and salvation of his precious sky fairy.  Now he’s on the receiving end of a little taste of what he so recently wanted for others, and we’re supposed to fall all over ourselves in sympathy.  Perhaps when he heads to his nearest Pride celebration and sets up a foot washing station, I’ll start showing a little more concern for his plight.  Until then, he can cash his check for his Sunday Times Op-Ed and go the fuck away.

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Sunday Morning Open Thread: Positive Messages, Positive Negatives

by Anne Laurie|  June 9, 20248:28 am| 222 Comments

This post is in: Biden Administration in Action, Elections 2024, gun safety, Military, Open Threads, Proud to Be A Democrat, Republicans in Disarray!, World's Best Healthcare (If You Can Afford It)

BREAKING: The Biden campaign has released this powerful ad highlighting President Biden’s consistent support for the Affordable Care Act. Donald Trump has promised to take away your healthcare. Retweet to make sure all Americans see this. pic.twitter.com/Bc9zQG8v7Y

— Biden’s Wins (@BidensWins) June 8, 2024

Remember — Sharing is caring!

The uninsured rates for Black Americans, Asian Americans, Latinos, and Native Americans have all fallen, often by around half.

We're getting Americans covered under President Biden's leadership — just look at the numbers 👇 https://t.co/XdoV43j1fw

— Grace Meng (@Grace4NY) June 9, 2024

No one’s political survival is more important than our children's survival.

Survivors and advocates turning pain into purpose demand an assault weapons ban. #WearOrange today and Vote Blue to defeat Republicans standing in the way of commonsense solutions to gun violence. -NP pic.twitter.com/Nw6phZNQkt

— Nancy Pelosi (@TeamPelosi) June 8, 2024

Our troops deserve our respect and support—both on and off the battlefield.

Trump doesn’t understand sacrifice. He thinks duty is a joke. And he is unfit to lead.

Watch our new ad. pic.twitter.com/9dx60cckrJ

— Joe Biden (@JoeBiden) June 6, 2024

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