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Superhero or Superpooper?

by @heymistermix.com|  May 8, 20246:04 pm| 142 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

This sign, which is hanging on a commercial building in suburban Denver, has me wondering:

Superhero or Superpooper?

We’ve all seen pictures of Trump, and he doesn’t look anything like the more-than-slightly homoerotic images shown here.  But then there’s this:

Superhero or Superpooper? 1

This is via Jeff Tiedrich and apparently some mainstream publications are wondering if this is a hoax (clearly they haven’t spent much time in Trump country).

Which is it, fuckers?  “Orange Man Good” with pics of a ripped Trump flexing?  Or some fat old guy who can’t keep his turds on the right side of his anus?  Pick one, OK?

Speaking of poor sphincter control, Marge’s motion to get rid of Pastor Mike just got shat upon from a great height, to the tune of 359-43, with 196 Republicans joining 163 Democrats to kill her bill.

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Join Us for a Zoom With VAAC – Next Wednesday at 7:30 pm Eastern

by WaterGirl|  May 8, 20244:54 pm| 56 Comments

This post is in: Political Fundraising, Politics, Targeted Political Fundraising 2023-24

Our last zoom with VAAC (Voting Access for All) – two years ago – was quite possibly the most meaningful zoom we have had with any of the groups we support with fundraising.

Come join us for the zoom with them next week!  This is a very special group of people, come meet them.

Wednesday, May 15
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RSVP to WaterGirl via email.  Zoom links will sent out next week but please RSVP now if you think you can make it.

For more information about Voting Access for All (VAAC) check out the post from last week.

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Out-raise them.  Out-organize them.  Out-strategize them.  Out vote them.

Oh, and if you want to read about the crazy Republican party disarray / clusterfuck in Michigan, you may enjoy this article!

Open thread.

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Corrupt Florida Judge Cannon Slows Things to a Veritable Halt, Now the DC Trial Waits on the Immunity Ruling from the Corrupt Supreme Court

by WaterGirl|  May 8, 20243:10 pm| 168 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

TaMara and I were apparently composing our posts about Cannon at the same time this morning.  Mine was already composed when hers went up, so I held mine back.  If you already talked about all of this in TaMara’s post, just consider this a totally open thread.

On the bright side, that opens up the trial calendar for the DC case, unless the Corrupt Supreme Court screws the pooch.

This is good for Jack Smith. This trial was never going to happen before the election. Now that it’s off the calendar, the DC election interference case can proceed as soon as (or IF) the Supreme Court gives the green light. https://t.co/pjCe5BfOMr

— Dave Aronberg (@aronberg) May 7, 2024

This may have been covered in the morning thread.  But wow, just wow.

This explains many things https://t.co/6NhdNLF7K1

— Jared Moskowitz (@JaredEMoskowitz) May 8, 2024

Maybe all the corruption we are seeing is related to an ethics-eating parasite?  I can’t wait until the identify that parasite and find the cure. For now, the cure is Democrats, Independents, and all other sane people voting for the sane party.

Open thread.

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Open Thread: Cannon Is Who You Think She Is

by TaMara|  May 8, 202412:28 pm| 135 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Politics, Proud to Be A Democrat, Republican Stupidity, Republican Venality

None of us are surprised by this…

This is news but it’s hardly unexpected. Judge Cannon seems desperate to avoid trying this case. This isn’t justice. defendants aren’t the only ones with speedy trial act rights, we the people have them too. https://t.co/MbZNo7ripk

— Joyce Alene (@JoyceWhiteVance) May 7, 2024

Judge Cannon’s rationale for indefinitely postponing Trump’s classified documents trial is that a large number of pretrial motions remain unresolved—a state of affairs she has literally engineered by failing to resolve them. https://t.co/sYCOcAl6KP

— southpaw (@nycsouthpaw) May 7, 2024

Four facts:

1. If Trump stole nat’l secrets, he must face justice.

2. Thanks to Judge Cannon, it now seems impossible for a trial to happen before the election.

3. If he’s reelected, he will never face trial.

4. Therefore, Trump must be defeated as a matter of nat’l security

— Robert Reich (@RBReich) May 7, 2024

And because I can’t leave you with just ugly for an open thread, here is Reggie practicing being cute as hell

Open Thread: Cannon Is Who You Think She Is

You’re welcome

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Wednesday Morning Open Thread: Moving On

by Anne Laurie|  May 8, 20249:08 am| 192 Comments

This post is in: Biden Administration in Action, Elections 2024, President Biden, Proud to Be A Democrat, Religion

Decency — always uplifting!

HJ, I loved hearing how you hit your first birdie.

Just like with my boys, you’ll be beating your dad at golf in no time. pic.twitter.com/7somBYufzU

— Joe Biden (@JoeBiden) May 7, 2024

Pity this is too long for a tshirt, cuz I’d wear that… to the voting booth, of course!

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— Anne Laurie (@annelaurie.bsky.social) May 7, 2024 at 11:32 PM

Homeownership is an essential part of the American dream. Today, I am announcing $5.5 billion in grants that will build more affordable homes, support homeowners, and address homelessness across the country. pic.twitter.com/DwRMigZ6do

— Vice President Kamala Harris (@VP) May 8, 2024

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Squishable Wednesday Morning Post

by Betty Cracker|  May 8, 20248:03 am| 122 Comments

This post is in: Elections 2024, Open Threads, Politics

In a sane world, this shambling mass of ego, wealth, family privilege, immaturity and high-grade, uncut kookery would be laughed off ballots from Key West to Ketchikan. In that world, his high water mark would be receiving tens of votes nationwide, exclusively from Q-anon loons cross-pollinated with Camelot-addled write-in crackpots of a certain vintage.

NYT RFK Jr. headline about brain worm. Sadly friends, we do not live in that world. We are cursed to endure the Dumbass Golden Age, where millions regard whiny-ass baby crook Donald Trump as a paragon of masculine strength and virtue and lots of people take medical advice from meatheads like Joe Rogan and Kennedy the Lesser.

I don’t think the Reign of the Idiots II will ultimately prevail, but it’s an ordeal to be exposed to its thrashing and machinations all the same. We’ll have to power through as best we can.

Open thread!

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COVID-19 Coronavirus (& H5N1) Updates: May 8, 2024

by Anne Laurie|  May 8, 20246:59 am| 19 Comments

This post is in: COVID-19, Foreign Affairs

I keep getting flashbacks of Mark Twain, in Life on the Mississippi, talking about how becoming a professional riverboat pilot left him incapable of *not* noticing hidden patterns in every ripple along his later-in-life journeys. I’ll keep doing these weekly updates, but don’t be afraid to let me know if I’m oversampling H5N1 or other emerging disease outbreaks, okay?

You can't divorce the social context of a disease outbreak from the outbreak response, @WHO's chief scientist @JeremyFarrar told me yesterday in an interview about the #H5N1 #birdflu in cows situation. The social context of this one sure is challenging. https://t.co/zHWWAolE8t

— Helen Branswell 🇨🇦 (@HelenBranswell) May 7, 2024

Jeremy Farrar, now the World Health Organization’s chief scientist, was working in Vietnam 20 years ago when the H5N1 virus started to spread across Asia — at that point in poultry. He recalls there was a reluctance among farmers to cull their chickens because they weren’t being compensated for them. Movement of infected birds to evade culling only served to disseminate the virus, which in the years since has spread to all continents except Australia.

It’s important to keep that experience in mind, he told STAT Monday, as the H5N1 bird flu virus now spreads among dairy cattle in the U.S. Farrar stressed that the social context is key in responding to disease threats like H5N1, noting that a similar reluctance among dairy farmers to report outbreaks or allow testing of their workers is adding to the challenges in assessing how much transmission is occurring and the risk it poses to people.

“You can’t just take the virus and the biological surveillance and divorce it from the environment and the social construct that it’s happening in,” Farrar said in an interview from WHO headquarters in Geneva. “That’s the reality.”…

While he believes the risk of a human flu pandemic triggered by the H5N1 virus is low, should it happen, the social context will also be crucial, Farrar continued. The mental toll of the taxing Covid-19 pandemic hangs over the public, health care workers, public health agencies, and governments. Getting people to again buy into measures that might slow spread, such as social distancing or school closures, would likely be tough, he said.

“The hangover is absolutely true across all societies, I think,” Farrar said. “Public health agencies but also health care workers around the world are shattered. … It’s a global phenomena and the world’s willingness to either have vaccines, mRNA, or otherwise, and have any school closures, masks, whatever interventions you may talk about, would not be the same as they were back in 2020.”

All the more reason, Farrar suggested, to take the actions needed to ensure the spread of bird flu in cows does not trigger a worse crisis. “That makes the case that we better do what we can to avoid an event happening because I think the response would understandably be very different.”

3. What we should be concerned about is that fact that the viruses is getting way too many chances. It keeps expanding its tropism. The more animals it replicates in, the more chances it gets to sample new configurations.
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— Marc Johnson (@SolidEvidence) May 4, 2024

5. In my opinion we should be focusing our attention on wastewater testing downstream of meat processing plants (for all types of animals). It wouldn't matter what tissue the virus is in, it would end up in the water and give us an early warning.
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— Marc Johnson (@SolidEvidence) May 4, 2024

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