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Trump’s NY Criminal Trial, Day 14 (More Stormy Weather!)

by WaterGirl|  May 9, 20249:18 am| 273 Comments

This post is in: Politics, Trump Indictments, Trump’s NY Criminal Trial

.It’s Day 10 of the actual trial!  Day 14 if you include jury selection.

Best sources of live blogging that I have found.

Josh Kovensky   (TPM)   live blogging

Mark Sumner (Daily Kos)   live blogging

Tyler McBrien (Lawfare) on twitter  (in the overflow room)

Good morning from 100 Centre St for DAY 14 of Trump’s NY criminal trial and the second day of Stormy Daniels’ testimony.

It’ll be a packed house today. I’ve never seen this many reporters line up this early.

I’m here for @lawfare (if I get in!) 🧵⚖️ pic.twitter.com/7PAlwxwpGu

— Tyler McBrien (@TylerMcBrien) May 9, 2024

Anna Bower (Lawfare) on twitter (inside the courtroom)

Good morning from 100 Centre Street, where Stormy Daniels is set to resume her testimony in Trump’s trial on 34 felony counts. @TylerMcBrien got the golden ticket for the overflow room. I got the green ticket for courtroom 1530.

Follow along!

🧵⬇️👇https://t.co/SlHku11Bhb pic.twitter.com/nCIdVvmEWg

— Anna Bower (@AnnaBower) May 9, 2024

Adam Klasfeld on twitter (not seeing him up on twitter yet)

NBC live blogging and BBC live blogging have also been recommended by BJ peeps.

Still loving this awesome image.  When you get tired of it, let me know.

Open thread.

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Thursday Morning Open Thread: With Truth on Our Side

by Anne Laurie|  May 9, 20248:40 am| 108 Comments

This post is in: Elections 2024, Open Threads, President Biden, Proud to Be A Democrat, Republican Venality

“83,500 jobs left Wisconsin during my predecessor's term. But that's not on my watch. Thus far since I’ve come to office, we've created over 178,000 jobs in Wisconsin and we're creating thousands more here in Racine.”

–@POTUS ??
pic.twitter.com/64YyaNPiQC

— Skyleigh Heinen-Uhrich (@Sky_Lee_1) May 8, 2024

.@POTUS gives a women a kiss after singing happy birthday to her at a campaign stop at the Dr. John Bryant Community Center in Racine, Wisconsin. pic.twitter.com/5z2uMD9hrl

— Doug Mills (@dougmillsnyt) May 8, 2024

President Biden, in Wisconsin, on Trump’s Foxconn deal here: “Look what happened. They dug a hole with those golden shovels and then they fell into it,” Biden said: “Foxconn turned out to be just that – a con. Go figure.” pic.twitter.com/ZBcynTU6mJ

— Ken Thomas (@KThomasDC) May 8, 2024

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On The Road – lashonharangue – Mayan Ruins and the Sacred Monkey River [3 of 4]

by WaterGirl|  May 9, 20245:00 am| 15 Comments

This post is in: Mayan Ruins and the Sacred Monkey River, On The Road, Photo Blogging

lashonharangue

Leaving Yaxchilan we continued to paddle downstream for the next couple of days. Sometimes we would camp on the Mexican side of the river. Other days it would be in Guatemala.

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Usumacinta River

The geology of the river banks kept changing. While it was mostly all limestone, the shapes caused by erosion constantly changed.

Dank Grey Dawn Palate Cleanser Open Thread: Michigan’s Current GOP

by Anne Laurie|  May 9, 20244:53 am| 100 Comments

This post is in: Elections 2024, Excellent Links, Republican Politics, Republicans in Disarray!, Riveted By The Sociological Significance Of It All, Schadenfreude

super duper lols: Even Donald Trump Doesn’t Know What He Created in the MAGA Swamps of Michiganhttps://t.co/d45NwJPLfI

— Michigan GOP Watch (@MiMagaWatch) May 6, 2024

Thank you, WaterGirl, for tipping me to I owe one of you a hat tip this great article with a dumb headline. From Ben Mathis-Lilley, at Slate — “Even Donald Trump Doesn’t Know What He Created in the MAGA Swamps of Michigan”:

At 2 p.m. in the basement of the Amway Grand Plaza Hotel, the mood was distrustful, the air was humid with human moistness, and the disagreements over minor procedural issues simply would not end.

The people assembled in this particular conference room were delegates from Michigan’s 9th Congressional District. They were among those who had come to Grand Rapids this past March for a statewide meeting to help nominate a Republican presidential candidate. And despite all of them believing that the nominee in question should be “Donald J. Trump”—as they insisted on saying his name, for some reason—they had already been there for four hours.

One of the major points of contention was which of these delegates would get to attend the Republican National Convention later this year in Milwaukee to take on the largely symbolic act of officially certifying Trump’s victory in the primary. And things took a particularly sour turn when the meeting chair, Deb Ross, said that a delegate named Billy Putman, who was seeking to represent the district, may have submitted paperwork identifying himself as “uncommitted”—rather than as a supporter of Trump’s.

Putman is a bearded man whose suit jacket and evident enjoyment of public speaking marked him as the room’s most likely aspirant to higher office. (He lives with his parents, his siblings, and their families in a single home, an arrangement which was featured in a 2017 TLC reality series called Meet the Putmans.) He and others considered the allegation that he might not be a Trump supporter to be slanderous. In turn, he accused Ross of being “bogus,” and “disenfranchising everyone in this room.”…

This scene was a small expression of the absurd dysfunction that has characterized the operations of the Michigan GOP for nearly a year. It is also a window into the problems of the current Republican Party writ large—one of many intraparty conflicts at the state and local level that are exploding across the country.

The problem, in short, is that the MAGA activists in charge are eating each other alive. States in which old-guard “establishment” Republicans were run off—seemingly paving the way for unified efforts on behalf of Trump—are instead beset by resignations, lawsuits, and financial crises. Conflicts are ongoing in Nevada, Idaho, Arizona, and Georgia as well as Michigan, and are tearing apart smaller chapters at even more local levels…

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Foreign Affairs Open Thread: Well, You’ve Got What You Asked for, Bibi…

by Anne Laurie|  May 8, 202410:42 pm| 75 Comments

This post is in: Israel, President Biden

🚨🚨🚨BREAKING: President Biden tells @ErinBurnett that if Israel invades the city of Rafah, the U.S. will stop supplying it with artillery shells, bombs for fighter jets and other offensive weapons

— Barak Ravid (@BarakRavid) May 8, 2024

Biden tells CNN he won't send weapons to Israel if they launch a major invasion of Rafah. It's the first time he's publicly put conditions on aid.https://t.co/Xp5Z6aI2Qf

— CNN Politics (@CNNPolitics) May 8, 2024

… “Civilians have been killed in Gaza as a consequence of those bombs and other ways in which they go after population centers,” Biden told CNN’s Erin Burnett in an exclusive interview on “Erin Burnett OutFront,” referring to 2,000-pound bombs that Biden paused shipments of last week.

“I made it clear that if they go into Rafah – they haven’t gone in Rafah yet – if they go into Rafah, I’m not supplying the weapons that have been used historically to deal with Rafah, to deal with the cities – that deal with that problem,” Biden said.

The president’s announcement that he was prepared to condition American weaponry on Israel’s actions amounts to a turning point in the seven-month conflict between Israel and Hamas. And his acknowledgement that American bombs had been used to kill civilians in Gaza was a stark recognition of the United States’ role in the war…

“We’re not walking away from Israel’s security. We’re walking away from Israel’s ability to wage war in those areas,” Biden said.

Biden said while the US would continue to provide defensive weapons to Israel, including for its Iron Dome air defense system, other shipments would end should a major ground invasion of Rafah begin…

Already, the US has paused a shipment of “high-payload munitions” due to Israel’s possible operations in Rafah without a plan for the civilians there, according to the Pentagon, though it said a final decision on that shipment hadn’t been made. The administration has said it is reviewing the potential sale or transfer of other munitions…

Josh Marshall, at TPM, on “Cutting the Spigot”:

What was first communicated by a slowdown in weapons transfers and then confirmed in leaks has now become public. Joe Biden is saying he will cut off the supply of heavy munitions (big bombs from the sky) if Israel goes ahead with a major ground in incursion into Rafah, the southernmost city in the Gaza Strip, which is both the last refuge of Hamas’s intact battalions and hundreds of thousands of Palestinian civilians who have fled other parts of the strip over the last six months. This is in addition to the city’s normal population.

I have seen some commentators who have absolutely no love for Netanyahu saying this undercuts whatever leverage Israel has in the hostage negotiations by depriving them of the threat to go into Rafah in force. There’s likely something to that. But it is basically a certainty that this move was absolutely the final straw with the US insisting and insisting and insisting not to do this without a plan to evacuate the city and the Israeli government saying too bad. We’re doing it. Biden had the choice to make his words meaningless or put down his foot. When you’re supplying the weapons your foot comes down very hard.

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War for Ukraine Day 805: Russia Steps Up Its Attacks on Kharkiv, Sumy, & Other Parts of Ukraine While Threatening Invasions of Kharkiv & Sumy

by Adam L Silverman|  May 8, 20248:40 pm| 18 Comments

This post is in: Foreign Affairs, Foreign Policy, Military, Open Threads, Russia, Silverman on Security, War, War in Ukraine

(Image by NEIVANMADE)

A couple of quick housekeeping notes. First, everyone is, as always, most welcome. The past several days have been very busy and long, so tonight’s update will also be briefer and, once I hit publish, I’m basically going offline to rack out. Second, Rosie is so far tolerating her third chemo treatment well. I appreciate all the good thoughts, well wishes, and prayers.

As I begin drafting tonight’s update – 7:55 PM EDT – the only air raid alerts up are for Kharkiv and the ones that are always up for Luhansk and Crimea. The air raid alert for Mykolaiv Oblast has just been taken down.

On the night of May 8, 2024, russian invaders attacked Ukraine with 55 missiles and 21 Shahed UAVs.

russian attack targeted infrastructure in Lviv, Vinnytsia, Kyiv, Poltava, Kirovohrad, Zaporizhzhia, and Ivano-Frankivsk regions.

Ukrainian defenders shot down 59 aerial targets:… pic.twitter.com/oeBtQwyGJ7

— Defense of Ukraine (@DefenceU) May 8, 2024

On the night of May 8, 2024, russian invaders attacked Ukraine with 55 missiles and 21 Shahed UAVs.

russian attack targeted infrastructure in Lviv, Vinnytsia, Kyiv, Poltava, Kirovohrad, Zaporizhzhia, and Ivano-Frankivsk regions.

Ukrainian defenders shot down 59 aerial targets:
◾️33 Kh-101 cruise missiles
◾️4 Kalibr cruise missiles
◾️2 Kh-59/69 cruise missiles
◾️20 Shahed UAVs

On a day meant for remembrance, Ukraine was hit by a severe missile and drone attack. The world must unite to prevent the rise of new Nazism.

russia carried out massive #attacks on Ukraine's #energy infrastructure early on Tuesday, using missiles to inflict severe damage on DTEK facilities. Three of DTEK's six thermal power plants in #Ukraine were struck in a new wave of russian attacks, seriously damaging equipment on… pic.twitter.com/rRdXwYqv4s

— DTEK Group (@dtek_en) May 8, 2024

russia carried out massive #attacks on Ukraine’s #energy infrastructure early on Tuesday, using missiles to inflict severe damage on DTEK facilities. Three of DTEK’s six thermal power plants in #Ukraine were struck in a new wave of russian attacks, seriously damaging equipment on which millions of Ukrainians depend.

#StandWithUkraine #FightForLight

 

Seven civilians, including four children, were wounded as russian troops attacked Kharkiv, targeting a soccer field where children were playing. Two teenage boys are in serious condition. pic.twitter.com/wAdFu7A6l7

— Iryna Voichuk (@IrynaVoichuk) May 8, 2024

Kids playing football in their schoolyard, shut down for over two years since Russia invaded. One boy lost his leg in the attack. Russian supporters, was he on your hit list too? pic.twitter.com/apVtf6ty4o

— Maria Avdeeva (@maria_avdv) May 8, 2024

Russian sabotage group makes yet another attempt to infiltrate to the north of Kharkiv. Meanwhile, 35,000 Russian troops gather, testing Ukrainian defenses. Similar tactics seen on the Sumy border, with relentless attacks around Kupiansk. pic.twitter.com/I1MCYPreqU

— Maria Avdeeva (@maria_avdv) May 8, 2024

There has been non-stop reporting about a potential 🇷🇺 offensive targeting Kharkiv, which has overwhelmed me with stress to the point where I can't function normally. If local authorities don't warn residents in time to evacuate, Kharkiv could face a disaster similar to Mariupol.

— Iryna Voichuk (@IrynaVoichuk) May 8, 2024

Here is President Zelenskyy’s address from earlier today. Video below, English transcript after the jump.

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Wednesday Evening Open Thread: Swatting Down the Sock Puppets

by Anne Laurie|  May 8, 20247:58 pm| 77 Comments

This post is in: Elections 2024, Proud to Be A Democrat, Republican Stupidity, The Republican Crime Syndicate

Marjorie Taylor Greene’s failed attempt to oust the Speaker shows us what is wrong with our politics. I work alongside some people who are more interested in being social influencers than lawmakers. I just spoke on @TheDailyShow about the dangers of “performative governance”. https://t.co/egOCXGVApT

— Andy Kim (@AndyKimNJ) May 8, 2024


 
In return for Democrats’ essential aid in pulling his nuts speakership out of the fire, Pastor Mike leads a posse to promote GOP ‘but ILLEGALS’ calumny:

Proving, yet again, that all right wing boogeymen are based on no evidence. Just vibes.

(Bonus: Makes it soooo much easier to just talk directly out of your ass.) https://t.co/BhHeB33Qq7

— Steve Singiser (@StevenSingiser) May 8, 2024

Dear reader: it is indeed “provable.”

That’s what happens in a recount and during audits and court cases.

Based on the above, it’s been proven this doesn’t happen.

— Bathsheba Dreams in Blue ?????? #?? (@Inkling61) May 8, 2024

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