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I swear, each month of 2025 will have its own history degree.

Take hopelessness and turn it into resilience.

Republicans in disarray!

Dear elected officials: Trump is temporary, dishonor is forever.

Humiliatingly small and eclipsed by the derision of millions.

Quote tweet friends, screenshot enemies.

Tick tock motherfuckers!

In my day, never was longer.

’Where will you hide, Roberts, the laws all being flat?’

The press swings at every pitch, we don’t have to.

I’d hate to be the candidate who lost to this guy.

Sadly, there is no cure for stupid.

The snowflake in chief appeared visibly frustrated when questioned by a reporter about egg prices.

Authoritarian republicans are opposed to freedom for the rest of us.

You are so fucked. Still, I wish you the best of luck.

Decision time: keep arguing about the last election, or try to win the next one?

At some point, the ability to learn is a factor of character, not IQ.

Pessimism assures that nothing of any importance will change.

People really shouldn’t expect the government to help after they watched the GOP drown it in a bathtub.

They are not red states to be hated; they are voter suppression states to be fixed.

Baby steps, because the Republican Party is full of angry babies.

This isn’t Democrats spending madly. This is government catching up.

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Open Thread: In Praise of Ingenuity

by TaMara|  May 6, 20241:36 pm| 131 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Science & Technology, Space

Looks like we could use an open thread and I had this waiting in the wings.

CBS Sunday Morning profiled Ingenuity and the engineers and the pilot who made it possible (you have no idea how much I keep wanting to write “she and her” in regards to Ingenuity). It’s worth a watch if space exploration interests you.

May 5, 2024
When NASA added a drone named Ingenuity to its Mars 2020 rover Perseverance, it expected the tiny four-pound helicopter to fly a total of five very brief missions in the thin Martian atmosphere. But Ingenuity far surpassed all expectations, flying dozens of flights before suffering damage to its rotors in January. Correspondent David Pogue reports on how the tiny drone, created from off-the-shelf parts, continued to provide valuable data and images from the Red Planet three years into its mission.

 

Jan 25, 2024

On April 19, 2021, NASA’s Ingenuity Mars Helicopter made history when it completed the first powered, controlled flight on the Red Planet. It flew for the last time on January 18, 2024. Designed to be a technology demonstration that would make no more than five test flights in 30 days, the helicopter eventually completed 72 flights in just under 3 years, soaring higher and faster than previously imagined. Ingenuity embarked on a new mission as an operations demonstration, serving as an aerial scout for scientists and rover planners, and for engineers ready to learn more about Perseverance’s landing gear debris. In its final phase, the helicopter entered a new engineering demonstration phase where it executed experimental flight tests that further expanded the team’s knowledge of the vehicle’s aerodynamic limits. For more information on Ingenuity, go to: mars.nasa.gov/ingenuity

Here’s the NASA page on Ingenuity: NASA’s Ingenuity Mars Helicopter Mission

Curiosity landed on my birthday and since then, I’ve been fascinated by the Mars missions. I love that Ingenuity was the little helicopter that many doubted and exceeded all expectations.

Open thread

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Trump’s NY Criminal Trial, Day 12

by WaterGirl|  May 6, 20249:40 am| 161 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Politics, Trump Indictments, Trump’s NY Criminal Trial

.It’s Day 8 of the actual trial!  Day 12 if you include jury selection.

Best sources of live blogging that I have found.

Mark Sumner at Daily Kos  (nothing yet this morning)

Anna Bower (Lawfare) on twitter

Good morning ☀️ from 100 Centre Street, where Day 12 of Trump’s trial on 34 felony counts is set to resume. @TylerMcBrien is back to live tweet minute-to-minute updates from the press room for @lawfare.

And I’ll be providing updates from courtroom 1530.

Follow along!👇 pic.twitter.com/gL2c4cIRtd

— Anna Bower (@AnnaBower) May 6, 2024

Tyler McBrien (Lawfare) on twitter

Good morning from 100 Centre St for DAY 12 of Trump’s NY criminal hush-money-election-interference trial.

Follow along for my gavel-to-gavel live coverage, alongside the indefatigable @AnnaBower and Ben Wittes for @lawfare 🧵⚖️ pic.twitter.com/dELADLVVPr

— Tyler McBrien (@TylerMcBrien) May 6, 2024

Josh Kovensky (TPM) on twitter

We’re underway in Manhattan criminal court, where Judge Merchan just told Trump that he has a “fundamental right to testify” that is completely unrelated to the gag order. Trump claimed yesterday that the gag order bars him from testifying

— Josh Kovensky (@JoshKovensky) May 3, 2024

Andrew Weissman on twitter (not seeing this yet today)

Adam Klasfeld on twitter

I think someone said the ABC live blogging was good?  I thought CNN was awful.

It’s been interesting to see the hot takes in the moment with live blogging and then to see the more considered opinions that come out later in the day.

While things are ramping up, feel free to share the reconsidered hot takes you may have heard about since the trial closed on Friday afternoon.

This awesome image, courtesy of Baud this morning.  Made me laugh!

Open thread.

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Monday Morning Open Thread: Another Monday, Another Show

by Anne Laurie|  May 6, 20247:02 am| 157 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

Because we all need a laugh to start the week: Insert your favorite “When a […….] is exposed to a different opinion” meme…

pic.twitter.com/UjHUePNsTM

— cats with powerful auras (@catshouldnt) May 5, 2024


… Right now, I’d choose ‘NYTimes pundit‘, but I’m sure the meme has many excellent uses.

Remember, sharing is caring!

Wages are rising faster than prices, incomes are higher than before the pandemic, and unemployment has remained below 4% for the longest stretch in 50 years.

We have more to do to lower costs for hardworking families, but we’re making real progress.

— Joe Biden (@JoeBiden) May 5, 2024

President Biden followed through on his vow to veto a Republican-backed measure that would have repealed a US labor board rule treating companies as the employers of many of their contract and franchise workers https://t.co/aFcrPUmLHc pic.twitter.com/H2JBrh3pKz

— Reuters Legal (@ReutersLegal) May 3, 2024

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On The Road – Albatrossity – Spring in the Heartland – 2

by WaterGirl|  May 6, 20245:00 am| 17 Comments

This post is in: Albatrossity, On The Road, Photo Blogging

Happy Monday!

Rumination from Albatrossity, and Mayan Ruins from lashonharangue!

(click on the schedule for a bigger, non-blurry version)

On The Road - Albatrossity - Spring in the Heartland - 2 10

Albatrossity

The pace of migration quickens in April here, and although the crescendo is not reached until May, there are plenty of species coming and going every week in April. And the local non-avian fellow-travelers start making their appearance as well.

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Near Manhattan KSApril 14, 2024

This Woodchuck (aka Groundhog, Marmota monax) has been a presence at one of my local birding spots for several years now. It is still not a fan of humans, but it was curious enough about me to poke its head out of the burrow long enough to give me a chance to photograph it. I’ve seen them there, and 25 or so miles west of here, but this is getting close to the western limits of this rodent’s range. Click here for larger image.

Late Night Open Thread: We Are All Cynics Now

by Anne Laurie|  May 6, 20241:02 am| 61 Comments

This post is in: Republican Stupidity, All Too Normal, social media

This is unbelievably funny because Codepink in particular would call the Georgian protesters a CIA-backed color revolution, but they went and made a graphic supporting them because they wrongly thought the picture was from Georgia the US state https://t.co/PZbxmw7KYD

— Swann Marcus (@SwannMarcus89) May 4, 2024

If they had known how much booze she’d bring to the party, they would’ve reacted differently

— New York Times Pitchbot (@DougJBalloon) May 4, 2024

The median voter does not like scary or disruptive things on TV. You could get him to say the shahada if it replaced the scary things on TV with golden retriever puppies playing or something. https://t.co/wrfTQKAyWs

— Open Source Stupidity (OSSTU) Starfish (@IRHotTakes) May 3, 2024

When in trouble, when in doubt… Revert to your emotional security (imaginary) Civil War…

The Civil War was not a genocide because "traitor" is not a race https://t.co/03BtMcAXhj

— Behemoth & Leviathan, LP (@harkov311) May 5, 2024

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This Seems Like a Big Deal

by WaterGirl|  May 5, 202410:10 pm| 92 Comments

This post is in: Foreign Policy, Open Threads, Politics

I am glad to see this, and it doesn’t surprise me.

I mean, how many times could Bibi tell Biden to fuck off before we were going to get here?

🚨🚨Scoop: U.S. put a hold on an ammunition shipment to Israel last week, two Israeli officials told me. My story on @axios https://t.co/vyS0DEAZNg

— Barak Ravid (@BarakRavid) May 5, 2024

U.S. put a hold on an ammunition shipment to Israel (Axios)

The Biden administration last week put a hold on a shipment of U.S.-made ammunition to Israel, two Israeli officials told Axios.

Why it matters: It is the first time since the Oct. 7 attack that the U.S. has stopped a weapons shipment intended for the Israeli military.

The incident raised serious concerns inside the Israeli government and sent officials scrambling to understand why the shipment was held, Israeli officials said.

President Biden is facing sharp criticism among Americans who oppose his support of Israel. The administration in February asked Israel to provide assurances that U.S.-made weapons were being used by Israel Defense Forces in Gaza in accordance with international law. Israel provided a signed letter of assurances in March.

State of play: The Israeli officials said the ammunition shipment to Israel was stopped last week.

The White House declined to comment.

The Pentagon, the State Department and the Israeli Prime Minister’s Office didn’t immediately respond to questions.

Driving the news: The Biden administration is highly concerned Israel will invade the southern Gaza city of Rafah where more than one million displaced Palestinians have been taking shelter.

Open thread.

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Medium Cool – Out of Step!

by WaterGirl|  May 5, 20247:00 pm| 222 Comments

This post is in: Medium Cool, Popular Culture, Culture as a Hedge Against This Soul-Sucking Political Miasma We're Living In

Medium Cool is a weekly series related to popular culture, mostly film, TV, and books, with some music and games thrown in.  We hope it’s a welcome break from the anger, hate, and idiocy we see almost daily from the other side in the political sphere.

Arguments welcomed, opinions respected, fools un-suffered.  We’re here every Sunday at 7 pm.

I am happy to say that I have no idea who any of these people are.

Are there books, movies, TV shows, plays, musicals that other people seemed to love but you did not? And the reverse!  Books, movies, TV shows, plays, musicals that you love, but others don’t?

I’ll go first.

I simply cannot understand the draw of The Simpsons, South Park, anything horror, anything with snakes, and *all reality shows.  Anything I like is, of course, beloved by everyone.  (Not intended as a factual statement.)

*baking shows excepted

One final thought from me.  When there’s a mismatch, are you out of step with the world, or is the world out of step with you?

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