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Another Benefit of Shacking Up

by John Cole|  January 21, 20244:16 pm| 42 Comments

This post is in: John Cole Presents "Stories from the Road", John Cole Presents "This Fucking Old House"

First things first- when it is overcast and raining here, you really feel it. Overcast is the default status in WV, so it is not as noticeable. Here, when you expect sun, and it isn’t out, it hits you hard.

Regardless, another real perk of shacking up is I am cooking a lot more. Left to my own devices I will make a big batch of things and eat it until it is gone four days later with other stuff interspersed. But when you are cooking for two, you can cook just enough for two without the recipe needing to be doubled.

It’s still a struggle with some things, like chicken breasts are just too fucking big and one steak is big enough for both of us, and so on. But it’s just much more manageable with two people to cook small batches of different things, and you also have the luxury of being able to plan ahead, so every raw ingredient you purchase can be used for multiple purposes. Use the bacon grease form breakfast to quickly sear the green beans for dinner tonight after parboiling them. Buy a head of broccoli, use as the veg for one meal, save enough for the stuffing in the chicken breasts tonight, freeze the stalk for vegetable stock. And so on.

It gives me something to think about- what can I make for the next week? What ingredients can I use multiple times? What does she like and not like? How long has it been since we had this? What is in season? What cheap cuts of meat were in the discount bin? And on and on. I like that because it lets me do things for much cheaper than normal, it gives variety and freshness, it lets me think things through and make balanced meals, it allows me to make more complicated meals that require multiple stages of preparation- 1 pm do this, 3 pm follow up, etc.

Speaking of, the first rise on the bread I am making is almost due to be punched down and parceled into loaves. When I was an undergrad in Morgantown in 1992, there used to be this place called Shakespeare’s First Edition and Deli. This was the first real place in town that had imported Italian goods and the makings of a little Italian Market. But what they were really known for were their soup and sandwiches. They made their own bread, and what they did was overstuff the bread pan so that the bread, when baking, would have a large muffin crown on it. They would then layer it with wafer thin pillows of meat, cheese, and what you wanted on it. I personally would always get roast beef and swiss with their in-house horseradish sauce.

At any rate, that is what I am going to try to recreate today. I will show pictures of the final product later.

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Expected Event at an Unexpected Time

by @heymistermix.com|  January 21, 20243:16 pm| 164 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

DeathSantis is out. I would have expected someone with his impeccable political instincts to go through a couple more humiliating losses, but apparently the private jet money must have run out.  Of course, he endorsed Trump on the way out.

He will not be missed.  I’m sure Betty will step up to dance on his grave soon enough, so I’ll keep this short.

Edited to add:  This is the campaign post-mortem that Pudding Boots deserves (via Atrios), and includes the fact that one of Ron’s Yale buddies spent the last weeks of the Iowa campaign working on a puzzle.

 

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Subway’s Expanded Menu

by John Cole|  January 21, 20241:43 pm| 117 Comments

This post is in: John Cole Presents "This Fucking Old House", Pet Rescue

So my sister was driving home from Detroit or Chicago from a business trip and stopped at a gas station near Zanesville, OH with a built in subway, and bought this for $75.00.

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Apparently some sketchy lady (I should clarify, a sketchy lady other than my sister) was waiting for someone to meet her to buy it for $100.00 and was tired of waiting for the guy and offered him to my sister, and my sister sized up the situation in a second and realized that 100 bucks to save this dog from what will almost certainly be a hellish existence was cosmically an extraordinary bargain (100 bucks to save something from a lifetime of suffering? A no-brainer), offered her 75 and took him.

He has no name, but it s cute as shit and probably a pit bull, but he is safe and now looking for a home.

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Sunday Morning Open Thread: Compare & Contrast

by Anne Laurie|  January 21, 20248:48 am| 315 Comments

This post is in: Elections 2024, Open Threads, Proud to Be A Democrat, Trumpery, All we want is life beyond the thunderdome

Together, for three years, our Administration has worked hard to deliver for communities across our nation.

But for all we’ve done, the real heroes of this story are you, the American people. pic.twitter.com/LNBI6qJzq0

— President Biden (@POTUS) January 20, 2024

President Joe Biden signs bill to avoid a partial government shutdown https://t.co/gC3KevHkyt

— The Associated Press (@AP) January 19, 2024

Watch here. President Biden has been at this for long enough to know exactly what "Speaker" Johnson & House Republicans are doing it. Glad he is taking aim at them & acting like the only real leader & adult in the room. Joe Biden is ready. Now up to them.https://t.co/qg0wEzqbWz

— Victor Shi (@Victorshi2020) January 19, 2024

Elsewhere…
Sunday Morning Open Thread:  Compare & Contrast

(John Deering via GoComics.com)

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Sunday Morning Garden Chat: It’s Cold Out There

by Anne Laurie|  January 21, 20245:23 am| 52 Comments

This post is in: Garden Chats

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Beloved commentor and expert photographer Ozark Hillbilly:

Seeing as we are finally getting a real taste of winter, I thought I’d send some topical pictures.

Twins and King’sCup are frost flowers (had to give the braying jackals 2 at least). Not a good year for them, this year. These are from 2019.

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Sunday Morning Garden Chat: It's Cold Out There

Not Snow is a frost formation that occurs only in just the right conditions. I took this pic last Xmas day, which was the 4th or 5th day in a row of below zero lows and single digit highs, at Dillard’s Mill on the Huzzah Creek. The mill pond was largely frozen over but the falls were flowing well and putting lots of moisture in the air, which when it came in contact with the ice formed these strange crystals.

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Smokin! is the first smoker I built. I do it the old fashioned way, with a thermometer, a fire chamber that I route the smoke from to the smoker chamber where I hang the meat. Not with the newfangled, computerized “smokers” they make nowadays.where everything turns out “just right” every time. I like how my smoked meats are just a little bit different every time because the wood varies and the temps are not quite consistent, etc.

This smoker barrel only lasted a few years. I have a new smoke chamber now that I built and it is working much better. My fire chamber… Is another story. I’m gonna have to build a new one in the next year or two. Live and learn, live and learn.

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Saturday Night Slap Fights Open Thread: News of Davos

by Anne Laurie|  January 20, 202410:50 pm| 151 Comments

This post is in: C.R.E.A.M., Foreign Affairs

Heard in Davos: What we learned from the WEF in 2024 https://t.co/GqzZQiYLGI pic.twitter.com/W4eewZYDUY

— Reuters (@Reuters) January 19, 2024


Things seem to have finished off on a more upbeat tone than expected — per Reuters, “Heard in Davos: What we learned from the WEF in 2024″.

FTFNYTimes has its priorities, though:

Other newspapers: we are asking employees to accept cough drops in lieu of health insurance as we face more budget cuts.
The New York Times: we have 7 bylines on this one story from Davos. pic.twitter.com/rwYCDo4cop

— Olivia Nuzzi (@Olivianuzzi) January 19, 2024

Per CNBC, “Alex Soros says a Trump win is a done deal for the Davos elite — but they’re always wrong”:

“In Davos, Donald Trump is already the president,” Open Society Foundations Chairman Alex Soros told a panel at the World Economic Forum on Friday.

“That’s a good thing, because the Davos consensus is always wrong,” he said…

“Donald Trump owns the Republican Party. We’re in something I like to call the Trump cycle, because I think even if — and I believe, if the institutions hold, when — he loses this election, he’ll also be the Republican candidate in 2028 and maybe even 2032 as well,” Soros said, drawing a ripple of laughter from attendees…

“Biden actually has a particular advantage in a polarized electoral environment which is that he’s not polarizing.”

 
Fareed Zakariah, for the Washington Post — “At Davos, all eyes are on America’s presidential election”:

The conversations swirling around the chilly mountain air of Davos, Switzerland, keep returning to one issue. “2024 is the year of 50 or so elections around the world,” Carl Bildt, a former prime minister of Sweden, told me. “But there is only one election we are all talking about: the one in America.”

When abroad, Americans can often be parochially attentive to their own politics, boring their foreign counterparts with long discussions of party politics in the Senate or the prospects of a new governor. But this time, I find it’s the Americans who are weary of their country’s political drama while foreigners are panicking about what might happen in November.

The U.S. election is taking place at a crucial moment. Around the world, we are seeing several challenges to the rules-based international order that has served humanity well for decades. In Europe, the bloodiest war the continent has seen since World War II threatens to upend its security system. In the Middle East, Iran and its allies — Hamas, Hezbollah, the Houthis and others — are testing their ability to disrupt the balance of power in the region. And in Asia, the rise of China remains the largest long-term disruption, to which one must add North Korea’s accelerating arms buildup and increasingly belligerent rhetoric.

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War for Ukraine Day 696: A Brief Saturday Night Update

by Adam L Silverman|  January 20, 20249:42 pm| 21 Comments

This post is in: Foreign Affairs, Foreign Policy, Military, Open Threads, Russia, Silverman on Security, War, War in Ukraine

Just a brief(ish) Saturday night update.

Today is the memorial day for the Defenders of the Donetsk Airport:

Cyborgs withstood, concrete could not withstand!

January 20 — Memorial Day of Defenders of Donetsk Airport. For 242 days, Ukrainian militaries defended the airport.

We remember the feat of our Heroes.

📹: @United24media pic.twitter.com/Bt09TXR98Q

— Defense of Ukraine (@DefenceU) January 20, 2024

Here is President Zelenskyy’s address from earlier today. Video below, English transcript after the jump.

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