Tryin’ ta catch me breedin’ dirty
Damn, y’all. I don’t know what to do. White people keep giving me mixed signals. First they’re all, “Hey! Stop having so many abortions! Abortion is black genocide! Your snatch is the deadliest snatch in all the land! Quit aborting all the future Obamas!”
So I’m like, okay! I’ll start breeding! And I did. I had five little spite babies (I was supposed to have six, but I aborted one because it got a little too familiar in utero, if you know what I mean and you probably don’t).
I’m thinking, “Sweet! I hit the black lady sweepstakes! Finally the GOP cares about me and my snatch!”
But then Newt’s little pet organization, the American Family Association1, decided to open its mouth, and now I’m all confused again:
American Family Association: Black Bitches Be Breedin’ Like BunniesPost + Comments (82)