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— Financial Times (@financialtimes.com) November 5, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Murphy the Trickster God, *not* a subtle scripter. Per the Financial Times, with tongue so firmly in check as to protrude from the vulgar bodily orifice*:
Fifa will award a “peace prize” next month in Washington, the latest foray into geopolitics by football’s global governing body under its president Gianni Infantino, a close ally of Donald Trump.
The new accolade will be awarded to individuals who “through their unwavering commitment and their special actions, have helped to unite people all over the world in peace and consequently deserve a special and unique recognition”, Fifa said on Wednesday.
The “Fifa peace prize” will be presented by Infantino on December 5 as part of the World Cup draw at the John F Kennedy Center, fuelling speculation that the US president may become its first recipient. Trump appointed himself chair of the arts institution and ousted its board in February…
The new Fifa award comes a month after the Nobel Committee awarded its annual peace prize to Venezuelan opposition leader María Corina Machado, despite Trump’s repeated claims that he deserved to win for his efforts at ending conflicts.
It also follows the Trump-brokered peace deal to end the war in Gaza. Infantino was among the delegates who appeared alongside Trump and a host of other world leaders at the signing of the agreement in Egypt last month. He also said Trump “definitely deserves the Nobel Peace Prize for his decisive actions” in a post on Instagram…
Trump and Infantino were both due to speak on stage on Wednesday at the American Business Forum in Miami, an event hosted by Saudi Arabia’s Public Investment Fund. The Gulf kingdom was named as host of the 2034 World Cup late last year.
It would be irresponsible not to speculate… Purely for entertainment purposes, who’s the choice most likely to splatter ketchup on the White House walls? I’d say Volodymyr Zelenskyy, because Zohran Mamdani doesn’t seem to be internationally famous enough.
Or: What if they pick Putin? That would be *extremely* FIFA! (Technically, of course, FIFA has barred Russia from competing — but maybe Putin has shown them a Duble Sekrit plan to end the occupation of Ukraine.) Would our Oval Office Occupant still throw a public tantrum… or would he be conflicted enough to suffer a severe medical incident?
*Thank you, R.A. Lafferty
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