WE'RE GOING TO TAKE THOSE PEOPLE I PARDONED, ACCUSE THEM OF BEING ANTIFA, AND PUTTHEM BACK IN JAIL
— Schnorkles O'Bork (@schnorkles.bsky.social) October 8, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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OK. It's going to be coming out soon because of the relentless investigations of Pam Bondi and Kash Patel, so I might as well admit it before the news breaks:
I am the General Counsel of Antifa.— Popehat Agitates And Irritates (@kenwhite.bsky.social) October 8, 2025 at 6:45 PM
/2 I will be taken into custody for treason shortly.
Honestly it’s a bit of a relief. Let me tell you: being GC of Antifa is not a picnic. I had to do a sexual harassment prevention training the other day and it did NOT go well.
/3 I’ve been trying to get the Vice President of Procurement to sign a contract for three weeks and he keeps sending it back with CAPITALISM IS A DEATH CULT scrawled on it. I think it’s in blood.
/4 I was trying to give a litigation update to the Board of Directors and three of them were wearing those big inflatable animal costumes. They kept squeaking against the leather chairs and I couldn’t concentrate. Then the hippo sprung a leak and made this farting sound for five minutes.
/5 I was also trying to get then to adopt an entity-wide document retention policy to make e-discovery easier and they were just not getting it. NO MAKAYLA THAT DOES NOT MEAN BURNING DOCUMENTS
/6 I know that people think lawyers are pedants but there is a reason to have rules and policies and procedures. And you have to take them seriously. A SEXUALLY EXPLICIT CARRICATURE OF ANDY NGO DOES NOT BELONG IN THE BYLAWS. NO NOT EVEN IN THE APPENDIX…
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