At this point, apart from his rabid cultists, the GOP is quite as tired of TFG as us sane people. Per National treasure Alexandra Petri, at the Washington Post, ” Your Grace, we’d never suggest you stop talking! Just do it down here!” [gift link, FWIW]:
Donald Trump! Once and future president-king! Your Grace! We would never suggest you stop talking. That should go without saying, unlike your recent remarks, which, obviously, went with saying. Which was, of course, good…
Obviously, every word that falls from your beautiful, well-formed lips is burnished gold, and we are constantly privileged to hear the droppings of your mind. Droppings in a positive way! We’re so glad you say things.
We know who you are. You have never been shy about it. You launched your campaign with birtherism about Barack Obama, and, before that, your hobby was calling for the death penalty for the exonerated Central Park Five. To be surprised by your remarks at this point is like turning on the faucet and being shocked that water comes out.
We would never ask you to stop talking, certainly not between now and the election, certainly not prefaced by “for the love of God.” Or stop posting! Please keep doing both!…
We heard you wanted to do more interviews, and we think that’s just great! Of course! Come to this television studio. It’s definitely a real studio and not a soundproof chamber. Look at these great lights! Would a soundproof chamber in which we have stockpiled enough snacks to last you for three months have lighting like this? I don’t think so! Keep coming!
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